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(Daily Mail)   Jimmy Kimmel gets married to a woman who isn't f**king Matt Damon   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 17
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2013-07-14 09:42:44 AM
4 votes:

doczoidberg: I wonder if that's Adam Carolla standing next to Jimmy.


No, that's Molly McNearney, his bride.
2013-07-14 09:52:14 AM
2 votes:
I don't always surf the internet, but when I do, eye brows.
2013-07-14 06:42:17 AM
2 votes:

SpdrJay: Would have been more interesting if they had gotten married while she was farking Matt Damon....


On the bed, on the floor, on the towel, by the door, in the tub, in the car, or up against the mini-bar?
2013-07-14 06:03:33 AM
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

I wonder if that's Adam Carolla standing next to Jimmy.
2013-07-14 01:51:58 PM
1 votes:

ReapTheChaos: I don't know why these celebrities get married, it never lasts. If I was rich and famous, I'd go the George Clooney route  . fark them till you get sick of their shiat then move on to the next. and be a closeted homosexual.

2013-07-14 10:42:32 AM
1 votes:
Did the Daily Mail just call Jimmy Kimmel attractive? British hot indeed
2013-07-14 10:10:07 AM
1 votes:

Langston: What matters for a successful marriage is finding a person that you connect with on a lot of levels, one that you get, one that gets you, one that fits you perfectly


I read that in the voice of the guy in the eHarmony.com commerecials.
2013-07-14 09:27:57 AM
1 votes:
Yet.
2013-07-14 09:18:23 AM
1 votes:
I feel like he deserves a woman much more attractive than she is. I'm not saying she isn't attractive, just that with his celebrity and the money he pulls in that he could hold out for a Swedish bisexual blonde supermodel and one would gladly show up.
2013-07-14 09:12:32 AM
1 votes:
Oh, he married an employee. Now she can't be compelled to testify against him, I guess.
2013-07-14 08:59:00 AM
1 votes:

Principal Clarinet: Still available


Too jewish
2013-07-14 07:43:41 AM
1 votes:
Did the bachelor party involve women on trampolines?
2013-07-14 06:27:32 AM
1 votes:
Ben Affleck?
2013-07-14 06:01:15 AM
1 votes:

Principal Clarinet: [www.thecinemasource.com image 500x869]
Still available


And still crazy. And not crazy in a "I want to jump in the sack with that!" way, I mean crazy in a "God you are such an idiot, will you shut the fark up already?!" way.
2013-07-14 05:54:09 AM
1 votes:
Would have been more interesting if they had gotten married while she was farking Matt Damon....
2013-07-14 03:45:00 AM
1 votes:
First, how do we know she's not farking Matt Damon.

Second, why can't I think of a good head writer joke here?
2013-07-14 01:27:26 AM
1 votes:
If she isn't, she will be.
 
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