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(Daily Mail)   Jimmy Kimmel gets married to a woman who isn't f**king Matt Damon   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 13
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2013-07-14 08:35:27 AM  
3 votes:
I don't know why these celebrities get married, it never lasts. If I was rich and famous, I'd go the George Clooney route. fark them till you get sick of their shiat then move on to the next.
2013-07-14 06:01:15 AM  
3 votes:

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And still crazy. And not crazy in a "I want to jump in the sack with that!" way, I mean crazy in a "God you are such an idiot, will you shut the fark up already?!" way.
2013-07-14 10:16:23 AM  
2 votes:

Wolf892: I feel like he deserves a woman much more attractive than she is. I'm not saying she isn't attractive, just that with his celebrity and the money he pulls in that he could hold out for a Swedish bisexual blonde supermodel and one would gladly show up.


My thoughts are exactly the opposite. I'm looking at her, then at him, and I'm thinking he's farking lucky to have pulled her. And she's supposedly funny (head writer) and presumably smart too?
2013-07-14 09:54:59 AM  
2 votes:

SockMonkeyHolocaust: You'd think his post-success wife would be a little hotter. Maybe he'll upgrade with his next one.


I'd say he's had his pick of hotties to have sex with for many years now. I don't agree with your idea that his wife should be supermodel hot based on his success. What matters for a successful marriage is finding a person that you connect with on a lot of levels, one that you get, one that gets you, one that fits you perfectly. If you happen to find one that is coincidentally a supermodel, great, but working your way backwards from looks would be a recipe for disaster.
2013-07-14 08:08:57 AM  
2 votes:
Jimmy Kimmel and Craig Ferguson are probably the best late night talk show hosts right now. Letterman really needs to retire, his show is starting to become stale.
2013-07-14 03:45:00 AM  
2 votes:
First, how do we know she's not farking Matt Damon.

Second, why can't I think of a good head writer joke here?
2013-07-14 05:57:18 PM  
1 votes:

SockMonkeyHolocaust: You'd think his post-success wife would be a little hotter. Maybe he'll upgrade with his next one.


This chick is way hotter than he deserves. He's not funny enough to overcome his looks and grating personality.
2013-07-14 02:32:26 PM  
1 votes:
Jimmy Kimmel = talentless hack
2013-07-14 09:42:44 AM  
1 votes:

doczoidberg: I wonder if that's Adam Carolla standing next to Jimmy.


No, that's Molly McNearney, his bride.
2013-07-14 09:20:46 AM  
1 votes:

skinink: Jimmy Kimmel and Craig Ferguson are probably the best late night talk show hosts right now. Letterman really needs to retire, his show is starting to become stale.


He's been phoning it in for years.  Also, don't know how long Dave has left on his contract, but he isn't going to retire until Jay is long gone from the Tonight Show
2013-07-14 08:35:07 AM  
1 votes:
Starting?
2013-07-14 07:43:41 AM  
1 votes:
Did the bachelor party involve women on trampolines?
2013-07-14 06:03:33 AM  
1 votes:
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I wonder if that's Adam Carolla standing next to Jimmy.
 
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