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(Washington Post)   Pre-wedding diets are a bad idea   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 5
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2013-07-14 03:58:02 AM  
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2013-07-14 11:21:09 AM  
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charmbomb: We were together for 9 years before we decided to get hitched. On a whim one day after breakfast we decided to go down to the courthouse. After we got the license, we asked "So... what's the deal, we just walk down the hall and get it signed by the judge?" The lady at the counter explained we had to pay another $85 to get it signed by the judge. EIGHTY FIVE DOLLARS? That's crazy. My brother is a pastor and was doing some electrical work at a building on the corner. We met him up for a piece of pizza while he made it official. I was in braids and a cowboy shirt and vans. Hub was in dickies and a work shirt.
We were about halfway through our slices when we were officially married.

I don't understand the pressure for a fat diamond, to fit into a tiny over-priced dress, a huge wedding, just to be fat and in debt later. It just doesn't appeal to me.

/Cool story sis


It's the female equivalent of hanging a set of deer antlers on the wall.  "Look what I tracked down and captured!!!!"
2013-07-14 08:36:54 AM  
1 votes:
My significant other kept saying I should lose 20 lbs. to fit in to a wedding dress. I said it was wrong because it would be dishonest. After all, I'm a man who doesn't like cross-dressing (NTTAWWT) and she was starting to give me the creeps anyway.
2013-07-14 04:35:09 AM  
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I dated an overweight but sweet girl who wanted to get married and have a kid real soon.  I imagined her turning into something akin to a land-whale-cow-monster if that happened and got out while I still could.
2013-07-14 04:08:47 AM  
1 votes:
Might as well slap on the post wedding 40 before the wedding. That would be more honest.
 
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