wildcardjack: Some lengths people will go to for their wedding dress. Although I gotta say, if you're gonna fake it go with a corset. He already knows what he's getting.
TheOriginalEd: Im all for knocking fad diets, but this article seems to be flat out suggesting that you should forgo healthy eating altogether because its hard and you have better things to worry about.. And thats farking stupid.
Gyrfalcon: Then there's this:More: Obvious, trigonometryWHAT? THE? FARK???
Teknowaffle: Let's start with the most obvious issue:You know why diets don't work? Because they require a lifestyle change. If eat your way to being a fat tub of goo, and then diet hard and lose the weight, you have to keep up eating that way the rest of your life.You can't just lose the weight, and then go back to eating the way you used to. Eating that way took you to goodom, and it will take you on a return trip.
oryx: Someone sounds fat.
benh999: A quick Google images search for the author's name leads me to think a little self-restraint by a bride before her wedding may not be so bad.
OscarTamerz: Might as well slap on the post wedding 40 before the wedding. That would be more honest.
Kettle Corn Mike: the women must be so sexy at the wedding, that we all want to rape her afterwards
Nidiot: Teknowaffle: Let's start with the most obvious issue:You know why diets don't work? Because they require a lifestyle change. If eat your way to being a fat tub of goo, and then diet hard and lose the weight, you have to keep up eating that way the rest of your life.You can't just lose the weight, and then go back to eating the way you used to. Eating that way took you to goodom, and it will take you on a return trip.Diets are very unpleasant. No one wants to be on a diet forever. This is why there are so many fat people.
charmbomb: We were together for 9 years before we decided to get hitched. On a whim one day after breakfast we decided to go down to the courthouse. After we got the license, we asked "So... what's the deal, we just walk down the hall and get it signed by the judge?" The lady at the counter explained we had to pay another $85 to get it signed by the judge. EIGHTY FIVE DOLLARS? That's crazy. My brother is a pastor and was doing some electrical work at a building on the corner. We met him up for a piece of pizza while he made it official. I was in braids and a cowboy shirt and vans. Hub was in dickies and a work shirt.We were about halfway through our slices when we were officially married.I don't understand the pressure for a fat diamond, to fit into a tiny over-priced dress, a huge wedding, just to be fat and in debt later. It just doesn't appeal to me./Cool story sis
NetOwl: Not mentioned in the article is that some people will pay more than $2000 for something called a "wedding album," because apparently wedding photography is 100000 times harder than any other photography, and it forces the photographer to work a dozen or more hours in the same week. If a bride is dropping that much money on photographs, then I can see why she'd want to look her best for the pictures.Another thing the article doesn't mention is that eating right and exercising makes you feel better, not worse.The part where she spent a year trusting only scales, not mirrors, was pretty clever. My wife has taught me that women's monthly hormonal roller coaster makes them look and feel extra fat about 25% of the time, even though they aren't gaining any weight. She'll say how fat she's getting, so I'll tell her to step on the scale, and she'll relax a bit when she sees a two digit number on the display panel.
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