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2013-07-13 10:46:57 PM  
30 votes:

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2013-07-13 10:40:47 PM  
22 votes:
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/needs to happen
//sooner rather than later
2013-07-13 10:47:32 PM  
17 votes:
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/aisle seat
2013-07-13 10:41:06 PM  
14 votes:
It just dawned on me that I need new home furnishings...
2013-07-13 10:40:53 PM  
13 votes:

NOT GUILTY!!

JUST LIKE OJ!!

2013-07-13 11:32:15 PM  
12 votes:

SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.


If I had a black son, my wife would have to answer some questions.
2013-07-14 12:58:27 AM  
11 votes:
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2013-07-13 10:41:51 PM  
11 votes:
Just letting you guys know that I spoke with Drew and he gave me permission to lock this thread in advance.  Nothing good can come out of this discussion thread.  The internet is not for anger in discourse.  Please do not attempt to use the "Add Comment" button.  Doing so will redirect you to a video of a cat cleaning itself.  Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
2013-07-13 10:46:18 PM  
9 votes:
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FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST,
THANK GOD ALMIGHTY
HE'S FREE AT LAST!
2013-07-13 11:05:09 PM  
8 votes:
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2013-07-13 10:57:45 PM  
8 votes:
I am having luftwaffles
2013-07-13 10:41:37 PM  
8 votes:
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2013-07-13 11:01:33 PM  
7 votes:
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2013-07-13 10:39:36 PM  
7 votes:
Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.
2013-07-14 12:36:02 AM  
6 votes:

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2013-07-13 11:46:47 PM  
6 votes:
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2013-07-13 11:12:05 PM  
6 votes:
Hold on Zimmerman trial, Im'a let you finish, but the Rodney King / LAPD trial had the most inflammatory verdict of all time. OF ALL TIME!
2013-07-13 11:07:29 PM  
6 votes:
Holy shiat look what they did to Detroit!

Oh, it was like that already?

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2013-07-13 10:50:25 PM  
6 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: French toast, you godless heathens.


you rang?
2013-07-13 10:42:56 PM  
6 votes:
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2013-07-13 10:42:08 PM  
6 votes:
Okay, after Florida burns down, what state's tag will replace it on Fark?
- DrewCurtis (@DrewCurtis) July 14, 2013

I'm going to go with Texas or Ohio.
2013-07-13 10:41:51 PM  
6 votes:
So is he going to start looking for the real killers?
2013-07-13 10:41:28 PM  
6 votes:
What? He was clearly guilty, based on my own presupposition and the scattering of things I heard about the case on the Internet. This can't be right. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: trial-by-jury doesn't work.
2013-07-13 10:39:00 PM  
6 votes:
YOU WENT WITH THIS?

Are you "Delete the politics queue" drunk again ?
2013-07-14 12:31:03 AM  
5 votes:
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2013-07-14 12:10:12 AM  
5 votes:

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2013-07-14 12:04:07 AM  
5 votes:
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2013-07-13 11:42:39 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-07-13 11:03:49 PM  
5 votes:
George Zimmerman may not know how to start a fight, but he sure knows how to finish one. Fact.
2013-07-13 10:58:46 PM  
5 votes:

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Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

2013-07-13 10:50:30 PM  
5 votes:

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2013-07-13 10:48:22 PM  
5 votes:
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Game.  Blouses Zimmerman.
2013-07-13 10:47:02 PM  
5 votes:
Zimmerman now hired by the Florida police as he has passed his entrance exam of MURDERING a young black kid.
2013-07-13 10:45:24 PM  
5 votes:
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Seen stocking up on drop cloths at the local Home Depot.
2013-07-13 10:44:42 PM  
5 votes:

SmackLT: Allen262: (popcorn.gif)

PANCAKES!


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2013-07-13 10:40:06 PM  
5 votes:
Can't we all just get along?
2013-07-13 10:38:09 PM  
5 votes:
I prefer waffles
2013-07-14 04:06:59 AM  
4 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: Curious

zimmerman, in violation of his neighborhood watch training, went looking for martin -- with a gun -- a gun he had been told to leave home while on "patrol".

He wasn't on patrol. He was on his way to Target.


Looks like he found one.
2013-07-14 02:10:00 AM  
4 votes:

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shiat. Looks like Zimmerman's already claimed another victim. And how did he get to Vancouver so fast?

2013-07-14 12:17:42 AM  
4 votes:

Bravo Two: Dammit, now I want pancakes.


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2013-07-14 12:11:56 AM  
4 votes:
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2013-07-13 11:50:39 PM  
4 votes:

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2013-07-13 11:43:09 PM  
4 votes:
2013-07-13 11:20:22 PM  
4 votes:

genner: Someone has to stand up for the truth!


No - pancakes are just waffles that are "living off the grid."
2013-07-13 11:02:23 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-07-13 11:00:42 PM  
4 votes:
The outrage on twitter is laughworthy.

@DanteAtkins Zimmerman disobeyed police, chased down an unarmed teenager, confronted him, and killed him. A court has ruled it legal. Think about that. via web

[morbo]THE JUSTICE SYSTEM DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY[/morbo]
2013-07-13 10:57:20 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-07-13 10:57:10 PM  
4 votes:

WHITE FLOUR!

2013-07-13 10:53:25 PM  
4 votes:

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Worst.  Brady Bunch Remake.  Ever.
2013-07-13 10:52:49 PM  
4 votes:
Time to show the world how a REAL country riots.  Screw those kids in the streets of Cairo, the legitimacy of their plight only detracts from the circus.  We will show the world blood and fire the likes of which only CNN and Fox News have only dreamed of.  This is our country's 9/11.
2013-07-13 10:52:25 PM  
4 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Zimmerman is in good company:

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Your butt... How badly does it hurt?
2013-07-13 10:44:55 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-07-13 10:42:13 PM  
4 votes:
if florida burns to the ground before monday morning...would anyone actually care?
2013-07-13 10:42:04 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-07-13 10:41:47 PM  
4 votes:

Norad: Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.


Riot, murder, arson and riot.

/Riot
2013-07-13 10:40:52 PM  
4 votes:
Did you know Trayvon Martin was wearing a hoodie?
2013-07-13 10:40:30 PM  
4 votes:

Norad: Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.


Deal. Should be drunk in about 90 minutes.
2013-07-13 10:40:26 PM  
4 votes:

cman: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

This wasn't us

We voted one up to 8 votes

We were ignored


Knock Knock,

Whos There?

Doesn't matter what you voted.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-13 10:40:16 PM  
4 votes:
I like pancackes. As long as they aren't too dark. Nothing worse than a burnt pancake.
2013-07-14 01:51:21 AM  
3 votes:

Shyla: My back itches up high right between the shoulder blades where I can't reach. Suggestions for objects to use?


Concrete sidewalk.
2013-07-14 01:19:00 AM  
3 votes:
The black community in Oregon said he would not riot after learning that Zimmerman had been acquitted. "I haven't really been keeping up with the news since David bought me a Kindle Paperwhite," he said.

 - The Oregonian
2013-07-14 12:29:25 AM  
3 votes:

cretinbob: Kevin72: Did you mean Dealy Plaza and shouldn't that be in Dallas near the grassy knoll?

No, It's Daley Plaza and it's in Chicago

Here are police and national guard arriving at the scene

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Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut
2013-07-14 12:23:48 AM  
3 votes:

dascott: The real tragedy is a guilty verdict would have brought Trayvon back from the dead.


Verdicts lost that ability 1,980 years ago.
2013-07-14 12:14:30 AM  
3 votes:

WhyteRaven74: The problem is, that it totally dismisses whether or not Martin felt he was in danger to start with.


Because he wasn't the one on trial

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2013-07-14 12:12:33 AM  
3 votes:
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I want pancakes you know
2013-07-14 12:10:01 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-07-14 12:02:53 AM  
3 votes:
Guilty or not, I can see why The Men's Wearhouse fired the guy.
2013-07-14 12:01:53 AM  
3 votes:
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Can't we all just get along?
2013-07-13 11:48:58 PM  
3 votes:
RIOTNADO!
2013-07-13 11:37:05 PM  
3 votes:

Allen262: SmackLT: Allen262: (popcorn.gif)

PANCAKES!

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2013-07-13 11:36:10 PM  
3 votes:
Never bring Skittles to a Gunfight.
2013-07-13 11:32:58 PM  
3 votes:

rhiannon: ontariolightning: @911BUFF: DALLAS POLICE DEPARTMENT CONFIRMS THEY HAVE RIOT POLICE ON ALERT AFTER GEORGE ZIMMERMAN'S VERDICT. #911BUFF

Just go to bed dude.


I sure hope the rioters aren't carrying tampons.
2013-07-13 11:26:37 PM  
3 votes:

The Face Of Oblivion: The plural of "feelings" is not "evidence."


Trick question.  "Feelings" is already plural.
2013-07-13 11:22:33 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-07-13 11:22:07 PM  
3 votes:

Prussian_Roulette: Nancy Grace has gone from near-aneurysm to blubbering about how this all should've been "black and white."  Good choice of words, Nancy.


If Nancy Grace were to die of a massive stroke right there on live TV and shiat her drawers as she spun down and ended on the floor ass-up to the camera, at least SOME good would have come from this.
2013-07-13 11:13:50 PM  
3 votes:
Dear Florida,

Thanks!

- Rick Perry
2013-07-13 11:12:56 PM  
3 votes:
George Zimmerman couldn't wait to leave the court so he could go riot. Fact.
2013-07-13 11:10:17 PM  
3 votes:

TsukasaK: barneyfifesbullet: race industry

What the bleeding fark is the "race industry?



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2013-07-13 11:06:45 PM  
3 votes:
Symbolic?

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2013-07-13 11:06:36 PM  
3 votes:

PanicMan: Round food tastes better than square food. Fact.


I'm so sick of this kind of racist shiat. If I said that about square food it would be a huge deal with everyone up in arms. Why is it okay to say that???
2013-07-13 11:03:55 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-07-13 11:01:21 PM  
3 votes:

fatalvenom: News Flash?

Really???

So some Hispanic shot a black kid and got away with it. Big deal. My inbox should not be littered with news flashes about this crap. This isn't news, everyone knew this guy was gonna walk.

Screw you Subby for the waste of a good news flash tag. I'm going to submit a news flash when the next NFL player commits murder, see how you like it then.

/bait in the water


You're a master baiter.
2013-07-13 10:59:15 PM  
3 votes:

novalord2: The Martin's lawyer just compared this case to Emmet Till. Jesus Christ.

"You have a little black boy who was killed," said Benjamin Crump, an attorney for Martin's parents. "It's going to be reported in history books ,and 50 years from now, our children will talk about Trayvon Martin's case like we talk about Emmett Till."


Whos emmett till?
2013-07-13 10:57:29 PM  
3 votes:

Jabberwookiee: Fark pancakes. I wanna talk about some motherfarking delicious tacos.


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Why Not Both?
2013-07-13 10:55:06 PM  
3 votes:
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/one of you Farkers made this
2013-07-13 10:53:53 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-07-13 10:48:16 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-07-13 10:46:14 PM  
3 votes:

SphericalTime: Okay, after Florida burns down, what state's tag will replace it on Fark?
- DrewCurtis (@DrewCurtis) July 14, 2013

I'm going to go with Texas or Ohio.


If we get a Texas tag, it needs to be bigger than the other tags.
2013-07-13 10:41:49 PM  
3 votes:

Norad: Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.


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2013-07-13 10:41:05 PM  
3 votes:
Let's announce this highly controversial verdict of a racially charged incident at 10 PM on a sweltering Saturday night.

What could possibly go wrong?
d23 [BareFark]
2013-07-13 10:40:37 PM  
3 votes:
This headline proves the modmins shiat themselves.
2013-07-13 10:39:38 PM  
3 votes:
(popcorn.gif)
2013-07-13 10:39:35 PM  
3 votes:
French toast!
2013-07-14 04:37:44 AM  
2 votes:
I don't know what you are talking about Florida so here's a painting of George Zimmerman with a pancake on top of his head.

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2013-07-14 04:34:45 AM  
2 votes:
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Bad news, guys. THE RACIST SYSTEM "FOUND NOT GUILTY" GEOGE ZIMMERM
2013-07-14 04:15:11 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-14 04:10:42 AM  
2 votes:
Well, before I go off to bed, here's one more funny pic.
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Funny how the media called this one wrong, too.

Night all.
2013-07-14 03:53:47 AM  
2 votes:

oregon fubaralas: FlyingLizardOfDoom: Treygreen13: oregon fubaralas: Molavian: oregon fubaralas: Zimmerman will lose on appeal though. But by then, the damage will be done.

What appeal?

The civil and federal ones. LOOK IT UP!

What would you "appeal" in a verdict finding no wrongdoing?

I believe the only time you can appeal a "not guilty" verdict is when the jury convicts and the judge decides to set aside the conviction and issue a bench verdict of "not guilty".

"Not guilty" is not the same as "innocent." If he HAD been found "innocent," he couldn't appeal at the civil and federal levels.


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This is literally the stupidest thing I've ever read on Fark, and I have a five-digit account number.
2013-07-14 03:16:31 AM  
2 votes:
#justiceformcdonalds
2013-07-14 03:04:35 AM  
2 votes:
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/too soon?
2013-07-14 01:57:00 AM  
2 votes:

Shyla: My back itches up high right between the shoulder blades where I can't reach. Suggestions for objects to use?


My penis.
2013-07-14 01:18:43 AM  
2 votes:

ObliqueAsymptote: Obscure Login: SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.

If I had a black son, my wife would have to answer some questions.

If I had a black son, my vagina would have to answer some questions.


If I had a black son, I'd make him call me Mr.Drummond.
2013-07-14 01:16:21 AM  
2 votes:

Obscure Login: SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.

If I had a black son, my wife would have to answer some questions.


If I had a black son, my vagina would have to answer some questions.
2013-07-14 12:40:03 AM  
2 votes:

mikaloyd: No black kids were harmed in the making of those pancakes


I'm wondering how much time elapsed between snapping the shot and the dog eating his pancake mask off.
2013-07-14 12:38:38 AM  
2 votes:

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2013-07-14 12:34:10 AM  
2 votes:

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My pancake is a douchey TV chef.  Your argument is invalid.

2013-07-14 12:32:09 AM  
2 votes:

Ima10urin8: Somewhere, Johnny Cochran is looking down with a smug smile and nodding...


Down?
2013-07-14 12:19:35 AM  
2 votes:
OMG Miley Cyrus just tweeted that she feels "sick" about the verdict y'all! This means the verdict was wrong y'all! I just hope she does a memorial twerk for Trayvon in her next video.
2013-07-14 12:11:43 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-14 12:11:18 AM  
2 votes:

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Pancake art?

2013-07-14 12:09:55 AM  
2 votes:

Heathen: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Waffles!!

agreed


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Waffle Man!  The Waffler!  Gold and crispy!  Bad guys are history!
2013-07-14 12:04:58 AM  
2 votes:

skullkrusher: WHAT DO WE WANT?! A TIME MACHINE!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! THAT'S IRRELEVANT!


LOL
2013-07-14 12:02:57 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-14 12:01:43 AM  
2 votes:
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His life is still farked.
2013-07-14 12:01:05 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-13 11:58:56 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-13 11:56:01 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-13 11:52:37 PM  
2 votes:

SmackLT: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I prefer waffles

PANCAKES!


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2013-07-13 11:45:34 PM  
2 votes:

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2013-07-13 11:43:16 PM  
2 votes:
As a self-hating white person with a pigeon chest and kazoo voice, I was hoping that George Zimmerman would be found guilty of murder for daring to resist a black man who was doing nothing wrong except for pounding Zimmerman's head against a concrete sidewalk and bloodying his nose in an attempt to exact some measure of racial justice. I am outraged that it is now considered acceptable for lighter-skinned people to act in self-defence against darker-skinned people who are trying to kill them, and I am more outraged still that Zimmerman has been spared prison and the prolonged sexual torture and eventual murder that the verdict would have entailed. Obviously what has happened here proves that the USA is still a dystopian racist theocracy, and by way of protest I am going to obstinately remain in the basement of my house in my predominantly-white, safe, suburban neighbourhood until justice is done, while furiously hammering away at the keyboard.
2013-07-13 11:42:25 PM  
2 votes:
Robert Zimmerman seems like a fairly intelligent guy. But it may just appear that way because he's sparring with Piers Morgan.
2013-07-13 11:41:48 PM  
2 votes:

BadJazz: Can I just say that this is only the second time I have ever posted in a Zimmerman/Martin thread?


No, I'm sorry. There isn't time.
2013-07-13 11:39:46 PM  
2 votes:
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BAN XEO beats your pancakes and waffles any day. And French Toast has already surrendered.
2013-07-13 11:34:36 PM  
2 votes:

SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.


Plus, it would have been really awkward in the delivery room.
2013-07-13 11:26:41 PM  
2 votes:

SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.


As opposed to what other time in American history?
2013-07-13 11:18:20 PM  
2 votes:

bigsteve3OOO
2013-07-13 10:54:07 PM


StreetlightInTheGhetto: bigsteve3OOO: Albert: Obama, the DOJ, and the media attempted to railroad Zimmerman, This case was 100% political and anyone who thinks Zimmerman is guilty is probably an angry black person or you've been completely fooled and spun up by the lying media.

AMEN. This should have never been more than a local story where no one was charged.

Jesus this white lady who doesn't watch cable news feels f--king sorry for you two. And disgusted.

Pleased that by Florida law he's not guilty, fine. Celebrating, diaf.

A unarmed teen dead with only the survivor to definitely tell most of the tale - you think no one should have been charged??? That's what our f--king courts are FOR, to sort this sh-t out!

WRONG! That is what investigators are for. The original ones said no case here. then Obama forced them to a trial. It is a sick use of the bully pulpit.


From the other thread, because I have to respond:

If you honestly believe the only reason the trial took place is because "OBAMA FORCED THEM TO A TRIAL", you are a f--king idiot. Although to be fair I am slightly envious of you. Ignorance is bliss, and it must be nice to be so SURE of things, all the time. And to have an easy target that you can blame when anything disturbs you, so you know where to direct your anger you truly know is justified.

I would never want that for myself, but at the same time, I can see how comforting that must be to you.
2013-07-13 11:16:18 PM  
2 votes:

bopis: Can we stay on topic here? the headline specifically said lets talk about pancakes- not waffles, not french toast.


Awww, I wanted to talk about croissants for once.

/kicks the ground
2013-07-13 11:14:41 PM  
2 votes:

hockeyfarker: BUT I also smart voted the pro french toast comments, because it is clearly the superior breakfast item.


What is wrong with you people?
2013-07-13 11:13:40 PM  
2 votes:
West and O'Mara totally thrashed the media for its part in this shiatfest.

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In the words of a certain website: You can't simmer the Zimmer or best the West.
2013-07-13 11:11:41 PM  
2 votes:

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Wrong. Following the kid in the first place is what started the fight.


Not legally, no. And in a court of law, that's what counts. Surprising, isn't it?
2013-07-13 11:09:30 PM  
2 votes:

TsukasaK: barneyfifesbullet: race industry

What the bleeding fark is the "race industry?


NASCAR, but that's not important right now.
2013-07-13 11:09:29 PM  
2 votes:
"Your going to like the way you loot. I guarantee it."

- George Zimmerman
2013-07-13 10:58:16 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-13 10:57:16 PM  
2 votes:

make me some tea: Who the hell wants to loot poor people?


Bankers?
2013-07-13 10:56:48 PM  
2 votes:
That's real retarded, sir.
2013-07-13 10:56:13 PM  
2 votes:
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Jimbo "He's coming right for us!" defense wins in court.
2013-07-13 10:53:15 PM  
2 votes:
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I gotta do everything around here?
2013-07-13 10:52:50 PM  
2 votes:
News Flash?

Really???

So some Hispanic shot a black kid and got away with it. Big deal. My inbox should not be littered with news flashes about this crap. This isn't news, everyone knew this guy was gonna walk.

Screw you Subby for the waste of a good news flash tag. I'm going to submit a news flash when the next NFL player commits murder, see how you like it then.

/bait in the water
2013-07-13 10:52:08 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-13 10:51:27 PM  
2 votes:

Pichu0102: Furthermore, everyone should be depressed. A kid is dead, his family is scarred, and a man's life was thrown into chaos and will likely be haunted by this for the rest of his life.


Oh please. He'll have a Fox News Commentator gig Monday morning and a book out by Christmas. He'll be fine in his gated community.
2013-07-13 10:51:16 PM  
2 votes:
I'm just glad that now we all get to look forward to a summer of racial harmony.
2013-07-13 10:50:49 PM  
2 votes:
This should be a lesson to all black kids in Florida,get home before the street lights go on and don't look massa in the eye. fark you,Florida.
2013-07-13 10:50:13 PM  
2 votes:
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Approves of these shenanigans
2013-07-13 10:48:46 PM  
2 votes:
2013-07-13 10:48:44 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-13 10:48:02 PM  
2 votes:

CavalierEternal: It just dawned on me that I need new home furnishings...


Do you have a van?
2013-07-13 10:47:57 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-13 10:47:23 PM  
2 votes:
Sissies with guns everywhere rejoice.
2013-07-13 10:46:44 PM  
2 votes:
Zimmer who?

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2013-07-13 10:45:57 PM  
2 votes:
Great.

Now WTF are we going to talk about?

Someone murder someone. Quick!
2013-07-13 10:45:56 PM  
2 votes:

Norad: Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.


The derp in this thread will be glorious!

/popcorn ready
//soco ready
///riot
2013-07-13 10:45:15 PM  
2 votes:
The entire goal of this media circus and acquittal was to incite Manson's Helter Skelter. That's why the DHS bought all the bullets, obviously. It's really easy to connect the dots and see that this is just a classist control measure.
2013-07-13 10:44:59 PM  
2 votes:
George and Tot Mom sittin' in a tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G
2013-07-13 10:43:42 PM  
2 votes:

d23: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

Wasn't out fault.  The modmins are trying to be judicious or are running scared.

the one I voted for: "It is now open season on black children in Florida."


Ouch.  If that wasn't so true it would be almost too much.
2013-07-13 10:42:51 PM  
2 votes:

WayneKerr: Let me be the first to say that I do not agree with everyone in this thread.


I'll go a step further: I disagree with everyone in this thread.

/Except me.
2013-07-13 10:42:42 PM  
2 votes:
I heard the Kaiser Chiefs are playing
2013-07-13 10:42:32 PM  
2 votes:
Good news!  White Hispanics can defend themselves.  I wonder if creepy-ass Crackers can?
2013-07-13 10:42:09 PM  
2 votes:

D_S_W: Can't we all just get along?


We can, unless one of us is a racist wannabe Dirty Harry that profiles kids going home from the convenience store as criminals and thugs deserving of a death sentence for the incredible offense of Walking While Black After Dark.
2013-07-13 10:41:57 PM  
2 votes:
And Nancy Grace just got hemorrhoids.
2013-07-13 10:41:43 PM  
2 votes:
So, where are we meeting to riot and burn down a poor neighborhood?
2013-07-13 10:41:32 PM  
2 votes:
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POPCORN!! GET YOUR POPCORN HERE!!
2013-07-13 10:41:30 PM  
2 votes:

ZAZ: I like pancackes. As long as they aren't too dark. Nothing worse than a burnt pancake.


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2013-07-13 10:41:09 PM  
2 votes:
Enjoying the rage of farkers hating this headline might be the only thing keeping me from going out to riot.
2013-07-13 10:39:26 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-14 01:54:10 PM  
1 vote:

ciberido: Full Metal Retard: And if you don't think there is a race industry in America, you live a very sheltered life.

Meanwhile, back in the world that exists outside your head, we still have no idea what you think a "race industry" is.


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2013-07-14 12:39:11 PM  
1 vote:
Pretty obvious reading this thread who followed the actual trial, understood the evidence and self defense law, and those who got all of their case and trial information from MSNBC.
2013-07-14 12:22:33 PM  
1 vote:
So hunting season is open in Florida.

I swear to god if somebody starts knocking at my door for the obviously satirical post, which I am pointing out right now through this disclaimer, i will kill you.  Which that last statement, should not be taken literally either, I meant that as a euphemism, for inviting you in for tea and crumpets, while we have a long discussion about our lord and savior.

Capisce?
2013-07-14 11:16:06 AM  
1 vote:
Can someone explain the pancake thing?
2013-07-14 11:09:06 AM  
1 vote:

thornhill: In the heat of the moment when an authority figure says, "we don't need you to do that," that's going to be interpreted as, "don't do it," not, "this person is only phrasing it this way because of liability reason."


What authority does a dispatcher have over anyone?
2013-07-14 10:27:32 AM  
1 vote:
This black woman is planning on purchasing a gun of my own. I don't want to get shot coming from the local store.

/scared for my black son who lives in Florida
//racism is back.......loud and proud
///racism.....just like a bad spouse.....never really left.
2013-07-14 10:17:12 AM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: if florida burns to the ground before monday morning...would anyone actually care?


Florida won't burn to the ground because, contrary to what conservatives would have you believe, neither blacks nor liberals are irrational, emotion-crazed barbarians who instantly react to things they dislike with violence. Remember: it was white conservatives who started a civil war in the US over not having a president that agreed with them; white conservatives that have been behind all but three of the notable political assassinations in US history; white conservatives who burn down and blow up women's health clinics and shoot to death the doctors and nurses who work at them; white conservatives who lynch non-white and non-christian men for interacting with white women or for the crime of insisting they have basic human dignity. And in this case, it was a white-identifying Latino, one who bought into all the paranoid horseshiat the conservative movement spews about race, youth, and crime, who shot a kid to death in the street at night out of fear, after confronting him out of prejudice for the offense of being black in his own damn neighborhood.

Remember that white and white-identifying US conservatives are dangerous. They are responsible for tens of thousands of deaths and injuries in the US every year. Remember that they are hysterical and unpredictable, and will deploy violence without reason. Make no sudden movements around them and, if you are a minority of any kind, interact with them as little as possible. If you are not a white male, you are not safe around them; if you must interact with them, please seek out a friendly white male to do it for you. In their bottomless, pants-shiatting fear of everyone who isn't Northern-European and be-penised, they will shoot you at the drop of a hat, and never be punished for it. Just ask Yoshihiro Hattori.
2013-07-14 09:36:09 AM  
1 vote:
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I'll just leave this here for thought. We need some goddamn common sense.
2013-07-14 08:48:11 AM  
1 vote:

dready zim: Lem Motlow: rdu_voyager: Weaver95: LegacyDL: Lesson learned: listen to authority and don't be the aggressor.

I think the lesson here is: don't be black.

Actually, I think the lesson is: if you defend yourself against a football playing, physically fit, aggressive 17-year-old who happens to be black, the state of Florida will try to railroad your ass no matter how little evidence of murder or manslaughter there is.

Maybe the lesson is this: if the person you are pummeling is screaming for help like a little girl, you should probably stop or he might think the only choice he
has is to pull out his gun and shoot you.

How about if nobody has a gun then zimmerman would not have been following trayvon in the first place and would have waited for the police?

Problem solved...


And what if they were both abducted by aliens and given anal probes?
2013-07-14 08:27:57 AM  
1 vote:

rdu_voyager: Weaver95: LegacyDL: Lesson learned: listen to authority and don't be the aggressor.

I think the lesson here is: don't be black.

Actually, I think the lesson is: if you defend yourself against a football playing, physically fit, aggressive 17-year-old who happens to be black, the state of Florida will try to railroad your ass no matter how little evidence of murder or manslaughter there is.


Maybe the lesson is this: if the person you are pummeling is screaming for help like a little girl, you should probably stop or he might think the only choice he
has is to pull out his gun and shoot you.
2013-07-14 06:22:05 AM  
1 vote:

gilgigamesh: Man, am I shocked to see this thread is full of keyboard racists in a disappointed white knuckle rage that their predictions of riots failed to come true.

Maybe you can feel better if you break something.


Riiiight. Because it was an army of white people on Twitter saying they were going to go out and kill/loot/rape.

Your tears are delicious.
2013-07-14 06:00:58 AM  
1 vote:
Man, am I shocked to see this thread is full of keyboard racists in a disappointed white knuckle rage that their predictions of riots failed to come true.

Maybe you can feel better if you break something.
2013-07-14 05:18:23 AM  
1 vote:

ThatDarkFellow: Treygreen13: ThatDarkFellow: #justiceformcdonalds

I wonder if Trayvon would have wanted these guys to half-heartedly block the pedestrian crossing for a few hours in his honor.

Trayvon Martin would have been leading the charge. Fact.


Fun Fact: Trayvon would have wanted a large protest.  One that all his neighbors attended so he could burglarize their empty houses for drug money.   That's what he did to to get suspended from school and sent to dads.
2013-07-14 05:13:29 AM  
1 vote:

Vermithrax Perjorative: Southern100:

The gun is garbage. Have you seen it? It's all bent up. The tube is bent up, the slide is unable to close because of it.. Probably because of the point blank shot. The gun will never be used again.

The Kel-Texc PF9 is a locked breech recoil operated pistol. As such the barrel, or 'tube' as you refer to it, tilts after the slide recoils a few millimeters. TMYK


they should introduce a new model using skittles for the handgrip.  Samuel Jackson should do the voice over: "Taste the rainbow, Mutha Farker."
2013-07-14 05:09:25 AM  
1 vote:

oregon fubaralas: Curious: i'd bet a months pay he made a comment that was offensive enough to start one

I'm in.

No comment is offensive enough to assault someone, legally.


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2013-07-14 04:33:37 AM  
1 vote:

Curious: Dimensio: Mr. Zimmerman's defense argued that Mr. Zimmerman was suffering a physical attack at the time that he used deadly force.

reading the jury instruction as to justifiable use of deadly force one can argue that the threat to zimmerman didn't warrant that response. his defence prevailed. i think it sucks.


Please explain why you believe that an individual who is pinned on the ground and being struck in the face repeatedly should be legally barred from using force to end the attack.
2013-07-14 04:09:38 AM  
1 vote:

Lorelle: That's because he killed a black kid. They're ALWAYS up to no good, you know.


Oh look. Another race-baiter.

Southern100: Bet you've never seen a "We find the defendant is a cocker spaniel" verdict, either.

Wanna know why?


Because cocker spaniels are criminal geniuses.
2013-07-14 03:56:31 AM  
1 vote:

Fark It: oregon fubaralas: FlyingLizardOfDoom: Treygreen13: oregon fubaralas: Molavian: oregon fubaralas: Zimmerman will lose on appeal though. But by then, the damage will be done.

What appeal?

The civil and federal ones. LOOK IT UP!

What would you "appeal" in a verdict finding no wrongdoing?

I believe the only time you can appeal a "not guilty" verdict is when the jury convicts and the judge decides to set aside the conviction and issue a bench verdict of "not guilty".

"Not guilty" is not the same as "innocent." If he HAD been found "innocent," he couldn't appeal at the civil and federal levels.

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This is literally the stupidest thing I've ever read on Fark, and I have a five-digit account number.


I don't know man. This person obviously has a GED in law from an accredited online university. I suggest not farking with them.
2013-07-14 03:50:43 AM  
1 vote:

FlyingLizardOfDoom: Treygreen13: oregon fubaralas: Molavian: oregon fubaralas: Zimmerman will lose on appeal though. But by then, the damage will be done.

What appeal?

The civil and federal ones. LOOK IT UP!

What would you "appeal" in a verdict finding no wrongdoing?

I believe the only time you can appeal a "not guilty" verdict is when the jury convicts and the judge decides to set aside the conviction and issue a bench verdict of "not guilty".


"Not guilty" is not the same as "innocent." If he HAD been found "innocent," he couldn't appeal at the civil and federal levels.
2013-07-14 03:29:31 AM  
1 vote:
Hey guys, did anybody post this picture yet?

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2013-07-14 03:25:08 AM  
1 vote:
So a Hispanic shoots a black and is acquitted by women, but it's still white men's fault.
2013-07-14 03:18:23 AM  
1 vote:

ThatDarkFellow: #justiceformcdonalds


I wonder if Trayvon would have wanted these guys to half-heartedly block the pedestrian crossing for a few hours in his honor.
2013-07-14 03:18:21 AM  
1 vote:

BarkingUnicorn: ontariolightning: LA is in full tactical alert says scanner

Hope nobody's delivering newspapers!


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2013-07-14 03:05:28 AM  
1 vote:

Southern100: The gun is garbage. Have you seen it? It's all bent up. The tube is bent up, the slide is unable to close because of it.. Probably because of the point blank shot


It's a Kel-Tec, doesn't it come like that out of the box?
2013-07-14 03:04:10 AM  
1 vote:

Elegy: Treygreen13: Oakland crowd running. Uh oh.

I'm kind of disappointed. They're carrying that banner that says "Fark the Police," but when they actually met the police line earlier, there was no farking going on.


Maybe the banner was improperly punctuated. Like it should have been "Fark, the police!"
2013-07-14 03:03:37 AM  
1 vote:

s2s2s2: Lionel Mandrake: therhinodep: If it makes some of you feel better, I just heard Zimmerman did not walk away from this totally unscathed.  He has been demoted from neighborhood watch captain to neighborhood watch lieutenant.

Did they takes away his gun?

Is he going to have to stab his way to an acquittal now?

Gave him back his gun, kept his bullets.


The gun is garbage. Have you seen it? It's all bent up. The tube is bent up, the slide is unable to close because of it.. Probably because of the point blank shot. The gun will never be used again.
2013-07-14 03:02:14 AM  
1 vote:
Popcorn Johnny Oh shiat, police have formed a do not pass line.

You know what 'they' did to Fresno Bob? after the first 2007 Lakers Victory?  We were leaving a publicity screening of "The Hitcher" reboot & this Army of LAPD Riot Police came double-timing down Cahuenga from Hollywood Blvd & a buncha drunks sauntered out of Big Wang's...a cop ordered a guy & his girl back, maybe it was a psychological thing, so they did.  Another drunk from Wang's sidled up to this kid & said "brother, you gonna let them pigs pull that in front of yo' woman?  Hell No! " & he went on so to kid marches up to the LAPD Riot Police & said-actually, he didn't say anything because they stepped up to him in a millisecond & hurled him into the bushes face first, stuck those Glad-wrap flexcuffs on him & hurled him into a paddywagon while one half of the crowd whistled oh shiat", tthe other half chanted "Rodney King" & everybody filmed it on their iPhones.  The LAPD ran back to Hollywood Blvd  & disappeared while the drunk sidled up to the now alone girlfriend & promised to get her home
2013-07-14 03:00:30 AM  
1 vote:

Lionel Mandrake: therhinodep: If it makes some of you feel better, I just heard Zimmerman did not walk away from this totally unscathed.  He has been demoted from neighborhood watch captain to neighborhood watch lieutenant.

Did they takes away his gun?

Is he going to have to stab his way to an acquittal now?


He's been given a wooden gun.

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2013-07-14 02:54:38 AM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: LA is in full tactical alert says scanner


Hope nobody's delivering newspapers!
2013-07-14 02:52:18 AM  
1 vote:

Treygreen13: Curious: anything zimmerman did after that negates the stand your ground defense

He didn't use a "Stand Your Ground" defense. You should have listened to the nightly news summaries more closely.


He used the protect your skull/brain and face defense, pretty effectively.
2013-07-14 02:51:51 AM  
1 vote:
If it makes some of you feel better, I just heard Zimmerman did not walk away from this totally unscathed.  He has been demoted from neighborhood watch captain to neighborhood watch lieutenant.
2013-07-14 02:43:38 AM  
1 vote:

ElLoco: Treygreen13: Popcorn Johnny: Couple hundred people marching through the streets of Oakland with a banner reading fark THE POLICE

Stream

Yikes. Might as well say "please hit me with a nightstick" on your banner.

I'm not certain exactly what the police have to do with the Zimmerman verdict or trial.


This has nothing to do with the trial, just a typical Saturday night in Oakland.
2013-07-14 02:39:51 AM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: LOL the Oakland mob lost half its minions after they saw the line of police.


I did find it funny as soon as they got to the line of cops in riot gear they dropped the "fark THE POLICE" sign like it was made of asbestos.
2013-07-14 02:29:49 AM  
1 vote:

Delay: An armed man tracked down and killed a kid because of his skin color and the armed man disliked the kid's presence in the neighborhood..

That's not guilty in Florida!

Let's all agree, the American justice system is farked.


The public education system certainly is.
2013-07-14 02:27:53 AM  
1 vote:
Dear Florida,

Your gun laws are officially to the point where even Texas is wondering what the hell you are doing. A woman fires a warning shot in self defence gets 20 years, while a prejudiced gunman hunts down an unarmed teenager is let off scott free.

As much money as you get from the NRA, I'm certain it pails in comparison to the money you get from tourism. Thanks to your ass-backwards attitude and your unwillingness to deal with it, people will no longer visit your state and your economy will suffer for it.

Signed,

Civilized society
2013-07-14 02:20:50 AM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: Twitters bored of zimmerman now they are upset over Fins death


I guess that's the beauty of Twitter. While it might be a mass of uninformed reactionary cockbags, at least they have a short attention span.
2013-07-14 02:16:40 AM  
1 vote:
Sorry I'm late to this thread. Has anyone said:

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2013-07-14 02:10:39 AM  
1 vote:
Top story in alternate universe:  Travon Marting convicted of 2nd degree murder in beating death of George Zimmerman.
2013-07-14 02:04:07 AM  
1 vote:

DoctorCal: Treygreen13: shower_in_my_socks: Treygreen13: skullkrusher: FFS, she left the situation and REENTERED IT.

I think at some point you have to realize that  shower_in_my_socks apparently lives in an alternate reality and stop talking to him.


Yeah, this crazy alternate reality where mom's who fire warning shots against abusive husbands shouldn't go to prison for 20 farking years. Totally farking weird, right douchebag?

You're lucky I find you entertaining. Usually people who call me a douchebag go on ignore.

If that happens a lot you might want to do some soul searching.


It happens rarely. Usually in a good natured way over in TotalFark.
2013-07-14 02:03:53 AM  
1 vote:

ThrobblefootSpectre: bluorangefyre: Is Northeast Florida being destroyed yet?  I just got in from work, but heard the about the verdict just before I left.  I mean, what other choice do they have but to riot?

I live 3 miles from the courthouse and 4 from where it happened.  Just dropped off a drunk girl on Airport blvd in Sanford.  All quiet here.

/btw, this is central fl


So can you stir something up? Lot of people on Fark are depending on it.
2013-07-14 01:55:53 AM  
1 vote:

Shyla: I'm going with a brush. The wall wasn't cutting it.


Use  a butcher knife if you want to cut your back.
2013-07-14 01:54:33 AM  
1 vote:

Shyla: My back itches up high right between the shoulder blades where I can't reach. Suggestions for objects to use?


Pancakes
2013-07-14 01:52:40 AM  
1 vote:
RIOTS! Where have the riots gone?
AND BLOODLETTING! Someone has to pay with blood!
Whar is the rioting and bloodletting, whar!
2013-07-14 01:52:31 AM  
1 vote:
I don't even know what to say other than I'm so far above all of this.
And I own a non-ironic rotary-dial phone.
I'm King of sh*t f*ck island

///or something like that
2013-07-14 01:51:43 AM  
1 vote:

Shyla: My back itches up high right between the shoulder blades where I can't reach. Suggestions for objects to use?


A bag of skittles?
2013-07-14 01:49:40 AM  
1 vote:

Micanope: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 700x990]


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Ahhh, so you're a waffle man!
2013-07-14 01:49:03 AM  
1 vote:
This tweet just cracks me up.

Jarrett Martineau  @culturite
"America has been pronouncing itself not guilty for 500 years."


Damn, I must be old. I remember celebrating the bicentennial.
2013-07-14 01:45:23 AM  
1 vote:

Owangotang: Now holding lighters in the air supporting Trayvon's family in Chicago. Sounds like a rally is planned for tomorrow, noon, at Daley Plaza.


Either that or they want Freebird.
2013-07-14 01:44:17 AM  
1 vote:

OtherLittleGuy: ariseatex: johncb76006: UNC_Samurai: This is about the prosecution being unable to put together a compelling case.

You don't go to jail just for being proven a racist asshole.

I thought that the only people who could be racist was the white folk.
Zimmerman is Hispanic.

You clearly never met my Sonoran grandmother.

/refused to go to my parents wedding
//mom was marrying a "dirty Irishman"
///slashies come in threes

I read that as your "Sontaran grandmother", thought it was a sign of restraint that she didn't show up to the wedding with a full arsenal, complete with grenades and missiles.


Does she wear a shawl over her probic vent?
2013-07-14 01:29:58 AM  
1 vote:

 

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 PANCAKE HOUSE PARTAY!

2013-07-14 01:28:49 AM  
1 vote:

robohobo: ObliqueAsymptote: Obscure Login: SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.

If I had a black son, my wife would have to answer some questions.

If I had a black son, my vagina would have to answer some questions.

If I had a black son, I'd make him call me Mr.Drummond.


if i had a black son, i'd call him toby
2013-07-14 01:25:25 AM  
1 vote:

Dead for Tax Reasons: rattchett: FlyingJ: photo of Trayvon's Corpse-par for the course, anybody think that Gawker Adam Weinstein's writing seems kind've odd in a fetishy way?-it's like the media wanted their own verdict, damn the jury, & now the media wants a riot

http://gawker.com/this-courtesy-of-msnbc-is-trayvon-martins-dead-bod y- 753370712

Poor stupid kid.  As I was when I was 17.

i learned the truth at 17...


... that Fark was made for drama queens?
2013-07-14 01:24:22 AM  
1 vote:

Mrbogey: Treygreen13: bulldg4life: Treygreen13: Giants WR Victor Cruz just tweeted that Zimmerman will be murdered by "the hood" within a year.

Do you have a screenshot? There is nothing there.

[www.breitbart.com image 475x356]

Is the hood going to murder Aaron Hernandez?


Pretty sure Hispanics have a 1-0 record against hoods right now...
2013-07-14 01:21:29 AM  
1 vote:
Trayvon supports are getting their frustrations out at the local Denny's right now, last I heard there was a chair thrown through a window and police on the way. Wonder what happens when they find out they cannot vote Obama for a third term, take all KFC's and Fubu stores hostage?
2013-07-14 01:17:11 AM  
1 vote:
Watching 11:16pm reruns on Fox - Did anyone hear the Martin family attorney say that Trayvon would go down in the anals of history? Yuck.
2013-07-14 01:13:07 AM  
1 vote:

Incorrigible Astronaut: cman: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

This wasn't us

We voted one up to 8 votes

We were ignored

This. We had a pretty full thread going with the simple "not guilty" headline. I'm surprised they went with this one.


TF people problems.
2013-07-14 01:02:23 AM  
1 vote:

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I have made French toast myself, which is quite an accomplishment considering I "don't cook."

Nonetheless, I prefer pancakes, but only if they're not gooey and fall-aparty.

I sure hope those jurors saw something I didn't see, because the guy who was just found not guilty was the guy with the gun, and as a rule of thumb, I never feel sorry for the guy with the gun. Remember, he's got the NRA on his side.

Why can't unarmed people have a lobbying group, too?

Hence, I'm announcing the birth of NUAA: National Unarmed Americans Association.


There's a joke about people with arm amputations having the right to bear arms in there somewhere, but its 1 am here.  I have to go get my race riot on.

/Apparently the entire internet thinks all of Florida are godless heathans who will break out our riot gear at the drop of a hat for any reason.
//actually having a sonic milkshake and finishing college algebra homework
2013-07-14 12:59:38 AM  
1 vote:
I have made French toast myself, which is quite an accomplishment considering I "don't cook."

Nonetheless, I prefer pancakes, but only if they're not gooey and fall-aparty.

I sure hope those jurors saw something I didn't see, because the guy who was just found not guilty was the guy with the gun, and as a rule of thumb, I never feel sorry for the guy with the gun. Remember, he's got the NRA on his side.

Why can't unarmed people have a lobbying group, too?

Hence, I'm announcing the birth of NUAA: National Unarmed Americans Association.
2013-07-14 12:59:32 AM  
1 vote:
I'm now convinced half the country was watching a different trial than I was.

911 Operator told him "Ok, we don't need you to do that."  And Zimmerman followed the kid anyways.  Zimmerman had a loaded gun on him for neighborhood watch duty, who the f*ck does that.   He saw a black kid running home in the rain with his hood on and assumed he had robbed a nearby 7-11, so he says "They always get away, f*cking punks."

And he's not guilty of premeditated murder?   Lol yeah ok.
2013-07-14 12:51:50 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-07-14 12:51:27 AM  
1 vote:
Watching MSNBC right now. It's like they're covering the worst tragedy they've had to report on in history. It's really pathetic.
2013-07-14 12:44:56 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-07-14 12:42:57 AM  
1 vote:
If Zimmerman is acquitted, I'mm'a WHINE to the Fark mods.

Just TRY to stop me!
2013-07-14 12:39:33 AM  
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2013-07-14 12:38:59 AM  
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Tatsuma: skullkrusher: what they're not missing is delicious, delicious bacon

Yeah trust me, bacon is worth giving up over Shabbat. You have no idea what you are missing out on.


My friend was the live in maintenance/building manager at a Jewish community center that had full proper Shabbat meals every week.  He got a plate made for him and all the leftovers he wanted, which of course there were plenty, so many a Shabbat 2.0 meal was had at his place.


My belabored point is, Tatsuma, I think I actually agree with you.  Those were some damn good stick to the ribs meals. I mean, bacon is indeed awesome, but doesn't always leave you so full and satisfied on its own.


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I agree with Tatsuma?


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/that's it I'm out of here

2013-07-14 12:37:20 AM  
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he had a wild few months
2013-07-14 12:34:30 AM  
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2013-07-14 12:30:11 AM  
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WhyteRaven74: Amos Quito: What "no reason at all' might look like.

He could've used his hands instead of a gun.


You are correct. Citizens are obligated to use only their hands when defending themselves from a violent attack.


Also if Martin felt threatened, then he was just standing his ground with what he had available to him.

"Feeling threatened" is not inherently justification for us