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2013-07-13 10:46:57 PM
30 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-13 10:40:47 PM
22 votes:
img.fark.net

/needs to happen
//sooner rather than later
2013-07-13 10:47:32 PM
17 votes:
i306.photobucket.com

/aisle seat
2013-07-13 10:41:06 PM
14 votes:
It just dawned on me that I need new home furnishings...
2013-07-13 10:40:53 PM
13 votes:
NOT GUILTY!!

JUST LIKE OJ!!

2013-07-13 11:32:15 PM
12 votes:

SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.


If I had a black son, my wife would have to answer some questions.
2013-07-14 12:58:27 AM
11 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net
2013-07-13 10:41:51 PM
11 votes:
Just letting you guys know that I spoke with Drew and he gave me permission to lock this thread in advance.  Nothing good can come out of this discussion thread.  The internet is not for anger in discourse.  Please do not attempt to use the "Add Comment" button.  Doing so will redirect you to a video of a cat cleaning itself.  Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
2013-07-13 10:46:18 PM
9 votes:
i.imgur.com
FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST,
THANK GOD ALMIGHTY
HE'S FREE AT LAST!
2013-07-13 11:05:09 PM
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-13 10:57:45 PM
8 votes:
I am having luftwaffles
2013-07-13 10:41:37 PM
8 votes:
www.charlock.org
2013-07-13 11:01:33 PM
7 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2013-07-13 10:39:36 PM
7 votes:
Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.
2013-07-14 12:36:02 AM
6 votes:
imageshack.com
2013-07-13 11:46:47 PM
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-13 11:12:05 PM
6 votes:
Hold on Zimmerman trial, Im'a let you finish, but the Rodney King / LAPD trial had the most inflammatory verdict of all time. OF ALL TIME!
2013-07-13 11:07:29 PM
6 votes:
Holy shiat look what they did to Detroit!

Oh, it was like that already?

i.imgur.com
2013-07-13 10:50:25 PM
6 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: French toast, you godless heathens.


you rang?
2013-07-13 10:42:56 PM
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-13 10:42:08 PM
6 votes:
Okay, after Florida burns down, what state's tag will replace it on Fark?
- DrewCurtis (@DrewCurtis) July 14, 2013

I'm going to go with Texas or Ohio.
2013-07-13 10:41:51 PM
6 votes:
So is he going to start looking for the real killers?
2013-07-13 10:41:28 PM
6 votes:
What? He was clearly guilty, based on my own presupposition and the scattering of things I heard about the case on the Internet. This can't be right. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: trial-by-jury doesn't work.
2013-07-13 10:39:00 PM
6 votes:
YOU WENT WITH THIS?

Are you "Delete the politics queue" drunk again ?
2013-07-14 12:31:03 AM
5 votes:
www.webinapage.com
2013-07-14 12:10:12 AM
5 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-14 12:04:07 AM
5 votes:
t.qkme.me
2013-07-13 11:42:39 PM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-13 11:03:49 PM
5 votes:
George Zimmerman may not know how to start a fight, but he sure knows how to finish one. Fact.
2013-07-13 10:58:46 PM
5 votes:
andrewejenkins.files.wordpress.com


Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
2013-07-13 10:50:30 PM
5 votes:
aliceinreaderland.files.wordpress.com
2013-07-13 10:48:22 PM
5 votes:
t3.gstatic.com
Game.  Blouses Zimmerman.
2013-07-13 10:47:02 PM
5 votes:
Zimmerman now hired by the Florida police as he has passed his entrance exam of MURDERING a young black kid.
2013-07-13 10:45:24 PM
5 votes:
static.tumblr.com

Seen stocking up on drop cloths at the local Home Depot.
2013-07-13 10:44:42 PM
5 votes:

SmackLT: Allen262: (popcorn.gif)

PANCAKES!


media.tumblr.com
2013-07-13 10:40:06 PM
5 votes:
Can't we all just get along?
2013-07-13 10:38:09 PM
5 votes:
I prefer waffles
2013-07-14 04:06:59 AM
4 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: Curious

zimmerman, in violation of his neighborhood watch training, went looking for martin -- with a gun -- a gun he had been told to leave home while on "patrol".

He wasn't on patrol. He was on his way to Target.


Looks like he found one.
2013-07-14 02:10:00 AM
4 votes:

i.imgur.com

shiat. Looks like Zimmerman's already claimed another victim. And how did he get to Vancouver so fast?

2013-07-14 12:17:42 AM
4 votes:

Bravo Two: Dammit, now I want pancakes.


24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-14 12:11:56 AM
4 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-07-13 11:50:39 PM
4 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-13 11:43:09 PM
4 votes:
2013-07-13 11:20:22 PM
4 votes:

genner: Someone has to stand up for the truth!


No - pancakes are just waffles that are "living off the grid."
2013-07-13 11:02:23 PM
4 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net
2013-07-13 11:00:42 PM
4 votes:
The outrage on twitter is laughworthy.

@DanteAtkins Zimmerman disobeyed police, chased down an unarmed teenager, confronted him, and killed him. A court has ruled it legal. Think about that. via web

[morbo]THE JUSTICE SYSTEM DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY[/morbo]
2013-07-13 10:57:20 PM
4 votes:
gifs.gifbin.com
2013-07-13 10:57:10 PM
4 votes:
WHITE FLOUR!
2013-07-13 10:53:25 PM
4 votes:

Flying Lasagna Monster: [frymax.typepad.com image 192x240][frymax.typepad.com image 192x240][frymax.typepad.com image 192x240]
[frymax.typepad.com image 192x240][www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 192x240][frymax.typepad.com image 192x240]
[frymax.typepad.com image 192x240][frymax.typepad.com image 192x240][frymax.typepad.com image 192x240]


Worst.  Brady Bunch Remake.  Ever.
2013-07-13 10:52:49 PM
4 votes:
Time to show the world how a REAL country riots.  Screw those kids in the streets of Cairo, the legitimacy of their plight only detracts from the circus.  We will show the world blood and fire the likes of which only CNN and Fox News have only dreamed of.  This is our country's 9/11.
2013-07-13 10:52:25 PM
4 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Zimmerman is in good company:

[img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]


Your butt... How badly does it hurt?
2013-07-13 10:44:55 PM
4 votes:
farm1.staticflickr.com
2013-07-13 10:42:13 PM
4 votes:
if florida burns to the ground before monday morning...would anyone actually care?
2013-07-13 10:42:04 PM
4 votes:
deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
2013-07-13 10:41:47 PM
4 votes:

Norad: Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.


Riot, murder, arson and riot.

/Riot
2013-07-13 10:40:52 PM
4 votes:
Did you know Trayvon Martin was wearing a hoodie?
2013-07-13 10:40:30 PM
4 votes:

Norad: Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.


Deal. Should be drunk in about 90 minutes.
2013-07-13 10:40:26 PM
4 votes:

cman: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

This wasn't us

We voted one up to 8 votes

We were ignored


Knock Knock,

Whos There?

Doesn't matter what you voted.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-13 10:40:16 PM
4 votes:
I like pancackes. As long as they aren't too dark. Nothing worse than a burnt pancake.
2013-07-14 01:51:21 AM
3 votes:

Shyla: My back itches up high right between the shoulder blades where I can't reach. Suggestions for objects to use?


Concrete sidewalk.
2013-07-14 01:19:00 AM
3 votes:
The black community in Oregon said he would not riot after learning that Zimmerman had been acquitted. "I haven't really been keeping up with the news since David bought me a Kindle Paperwhite," he said.

 - The Oregonian
2013-07-14 12:29:25 AM
3 votes:

cretinbob: Kevin72: Did you mean Dealy Plaza and shouldn't that be in Dallas near the grassy knoll?

No, It's Daley Plaza and it's in Chicago

Here are police and national guard arriving at the scene

[bb.wynnear.com image 473x336]


Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut
2013-07-14 12:23:48 AM
3 votes:

dascott: The real tragedy is a guilty verdict would have brought Trayvon back from the dead.


Verdicts lost that ability 1,980 years ago.
2013-07-14 12:14:30 AM
3 votes:

WhyteRaven74: The problem is, that it totally dismisses whether or not Martin felt he was in danger to start with.


Because he wasn't the one on trial

i.qkme.me
2013-07-14 12:12:33 AM
3 votes:
www.theboxset.com
I want pancakes you know
2013-07-14 12:10:01 AM
3 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
2013-07-14 12:02:53 AM
3 votes:
Guilty or not, I can see why The Men's Wearhouse fired the guy.
2013-07-14 12:01:53 AM
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com
Can't we all just get along?
2013-07-13 11:48:58 PM
3 votes:
RIOTNADO!
2013-07-13 11:37:05 PM
3 votes:

Allen262: SmackLT: Allen262: (popcorn.gif)

PANCAKES!

[media.tumblr.com image 226x309]


images.t-nation.com
2013-07-13 11:36:10 PM
3 votes:
Never bring Skittles to a Gunfight.
2013-07-13 11:32:58 PM
3 votes:

rhiannon: ontariolightning: @911BUFF: DALLAS POLICE DEPARTMENT CONFIRMS THEY HAVE RIOT POLICE ON ALERT AFTER GEORGE ZIMMERMAN'S VERDICT. #911BUFF

Just go to bed dude.


I sure hope the rioters aren't carrying tampons.
2013-07-13 11:26:37 PM
3 votes:

The Face Of Oblivion: The plural of "feelings" is not "evidence."


Trick question.  "Feelings" is already plural.
2013-07-13 11:22:33 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-13 11:22:07 PM
3 votes:

Prussian_Roulette: Nancy Grace has gone from near-aneurysm to blubbering about how this all should've been "black and white."  Good choice of words, Nancy.


If Nancy Grace were to die of a massive stroke right there on live TV and shiat her drawers as she spun down and ended on the floor ass-up to the camera, at least SOME good would have come from this.
2013-07-13 11:13:50 PM
3 votes:
Dear Florida,

Thanks!

- Rick Perry
2013-07-13 11:12:56 PM
3 votes:
George Zimmerman couldn't wait to leave the court so he could go riot. Fact.
2013-07-13 11:10:17 PM
3 votes:

TsukasaK: barneyfifesbullet: race industry

What the bleeding fark is the "race industry?



encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-07-13 11:06:45 PM
3 votes:
Symbolic?

sites.middlebury.edu
2013-07-13 11:06:36 PM
3 votes:

PanicMan: Round food tastes better than square food. Fact.


I'm so sick of this kind of racist shiat. If I said that about square food it would be a huge deal with everyone up in arms. Why is it okay to say that???
2013-07-13 11:03:55 PM
3 votes:
ZimmermanTrial.gif

img.fark.net
2013-07-13 11:01:21 PM
3 votes:

fatalvenom: News Flash?

Really???

So some Hispanic shot a black kid and got away with it. Big deal. My inbox should not be littered with news flashes about this crap. This isn't news, everyone knew this guy was gonna walk.

Screw you Subby for the waste of a good news flash tag. I'm going to submit a news flash when the next NFL player commits murder, see how you like it then.

/bait in the water


You're a master baiter.
2013-07-13 10:59:15 PM
3 votes:

novalord2: The Martin's lawyer just compared this case to Emmet Till. Jesus Christ.

"You have a little black boy who was killed," said Benjamin Crump, an attorney for Martin's parents. "It's going to be reported in history books ,and 50 years from now, our children will talk about Trayvon Martin's case like we talk about Emmett Till."


Whos emmett till?
2013-07-13 10:57:29 PM
3 votes:

Jabberwookiee: Fark pancakes. I wanna talk about some motherfarking delicious tacos.


i.imgur.com

Why Not Both?
2013-07-13 10:55:06 PM
3 votes:
farm4.staticflickr.com

/one of you Farkers made this
2013-07-13 10:53:53 PM
3 votes:
www.charlock.org
2013-07-13 10:48:16 PM
3 votes:
img2.targetimg2.com
2013-07-13 10:46:14 PM
3 votes:

SphericalTime: Okay, after Florida burns down, what state's tag will replace it on Fark?
- DrewCurtis (@DrewCurtis) July 14, 2013

I'm going to go with Texas or Ohio.


If we get a Texas tag, it needs to be bigger than the other tags.
2013-07-13 10:41:49 PM
3 votes:

Norad: Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.


beavismyliver.jpg
2013-07-13 10:41:05 PM
3 votes:
Let's announce this highly controversial verdict of a racially charged incident at 10 PM on a sweltering Saturday night.

What could possibly go wrong?
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-13 10:40:37 PM
3 votes:
This headline proves the modmins shiat themselves.
2013-07-13 10:39:38 PM
3 votes:
(popcorn.gif)
2013-07-13 10:39:35 PM
3 votes:
French toast!
2013-07-14 04:37:44 AM
2 votes:
I don't know what you are talking about Florida so here's a painting of George Zimmerman with a pancake on top of his head.

www.faithmouse.com
2013-07-14 04:34:45 AM
2 votes:
rt.com
Bad news, guys. THE RACIST SYSTEM "FOUND NOT GUILTY" GEOGE ZIMMERM
2013-07-14 04:15:11 AM
2 votes:
i1203.photobucket.com
2013-07-14 04:10:42 AM
2 votes:
Well, before I go off to bed, here's one more funny pic.
i.imgur.com
Funny how the media called this one wrong, too.

Night all.
2013-07-14 03:53:47 AM
2 votes:

oregon fubaralas: FlyingLizardOfDoom: Treygreen13: oregon fubaralas: Molavian: oregon fubaralas: Zimmerman will lose on appeal though. But by then, the damage will be done.

What appeal?

The civil and federal ones. LOOK IT UP!

What would you "appeal" in a verdict finding no wrongdoing?

I believe the only time you can appeal a "not guilty" verdict is when the jury convicts and the judge decides to set aside the conviction and issue a bench verdict of "not guilty".

"Not guilty" is not the same as "innocent." If he HAD been found "innocent," he couldn't appeal at the civil and federal levels.


memecrunch.com

This is literally the stupidest thing I've ever read on Fark, and I have a five-digit account number.
2013-07-14 03:16:31 AM
2 votes:
#justiceformcdonalds
2013-07-14 03:04:35 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

/too soon?
2013-07-14 01:57:00 AM
2 votes:

Shyla: My back itches up high right between the shoulder blades where I can't reach. Suggestions for objects to use?


My penis.
2013-07-14 01:18:43 AM
2 votes:

ObliqueAsymptote: Obscure Login: SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.

If I had a black son, my wife would have to answer some questions.

If I had a black son, my vagina would have to answer some questions.


If I had a black son, I'd make him call me Mr.Drummond.
2013-07-14 01:16:21 AM
2 votes:

Obscure Login: SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.

If I had a black son, my wife would have to answer some questions.


If I had a black son, my vagina would have to answer some questions.
2013-07-14 12:40:03 AM
2 votes:

mikaloyd: No black kids were harmed in the making of those pancakes


I'm wondering how much time elapsed between snapping the shot and the dog eating his pancake mask off.
2013-07-14 12:38:38 AM
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-14 12:34:10 AM
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

My pancake is a douchey TV chef.  Your argument is invalid.
2013-07-14 12:32:09 AM
2 votes:

Ima10urin8: Somewhere, Johnny Cochran is looking down with a smug smile and nodding...


Down?
2013-07-14 12:19:35 AM
2 votes:
OMG Miley Cyrus just tweeted that she feels "sick" about the verdict y'all! This means the verdict was wrong y'all! I just hope she does a memorial twerk for Trayvon in her next video.
2013-07-14 12:11:43 AM
2 votes:
t.qkme.me
2013-07-14 12:11:18 AM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

Pancake art?
2013-07-14 12:09:55 AM
2 votes:

Heathen: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Waffles!!

agreed


i1.ytimg.com
Waffle Man!  The Waffler!  Gold and crispy!  Bad guys are history!
2013-07-14 12:04:58 AM
2 votes:

skullkrusher: WHAT DO WE WANT?! A TIME MACHINE!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! THAT'S IRRELEVANT!


LOL
2013-07-14 12:02:57 AM
2 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-07-14 12:01:43 AM
2 votes:
i.qkme.me

His life is still farked.
2013-07-14 12:01:05 AM
2 votes:
Skittles-Covered Three-Hoodied Stand Your Gredunza
2013-07-13 11:58:56 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-13 11:56:01 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-13 11:52:37 PM
2 votes:

SmackLT: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I prefer waffles

PANCAKES!


24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-13 11:45:34 PM
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-13 11:43:16 PM
2 votes:
As a self-hating white person with a pigeon chest and kazoo voice, I was hoping that George Zimmerman would be found guilty of murder for daring to resist a black man who was doing nothing wrong except for pounding Zimmerman's head against a concrete sidewalk and bloodying his nose in an attempt to exact some measure of racial justice. I am outraged that it is now considered acceptable for lighter-skinned people to act in self-defence against darker-skinned people who are trying to kill them, and I am more outraged still that Zimmerman has been spared prison and the prolonged sexual torture and eventual murder that the verdict would have entailed. Obviously what has happened here proves that the USA is still a dystopian racist theocracy, and by way of protest I am going to obstinately remain in the basement of my house in my predominantly-white, safe, suburban neighbourhood until justice is done, while furiously hammering away at the keyboard.
2013-07-13 11:42:25 PM
2 votes:
Robert Zimmerman seems like a fairly intelligent guy. But it may just appear that way because he's sparring with Piers Morgan.
2013-07-13 11:41:48 PM
2 votes:

BadJazz: Can I just say that this is only the second time I have ever posted in a Zimmerman/Martin thread?


No, I'm sorry. There isn't time.
2013-07-13 11:39:46 PM
2 votes:
rasamalaysia.comheight="333">

BAN XEO beats your pancakes and waffles any day. And French Toast has already surrendered.
2013-07-13 11:34:36 PM
2 votes:

SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.


Plus, it would have been really awkward in the delivery room.
2013-07-13 11:26:41 PM
2 votes:

SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.


As opposed to what other time in American history?
2013-07-13 11:18:20 PM
2 votes:

bigsteve3OOO
2013-07-13 10:54:07 PM


StreetlightInTheGhetto: bigsteve3OOO: Albert: Obama, the DOJ, and the media attempted to railroad Zimmerman, This case was 100% political and anyone who thinks Zimmerman is guilty is probably an angry black person or you've been completely fooled and spun up by the lying media.

AMEN. This should have never been more than a local story where no one was charged.

Jesus this white lady who doesn't watch cable news feels f--king sorry for you two. And disgusted.

Pleased that by Florida law he's not guilty, fine. Celebrating, diaf.

A unarmed teen dead with only the survivor to definitely tell most of the tale - you think no one should have been charged??? That's what our f--king courts are FOR, to sort this sh-t out!

WRONG! That is what investigators are for. The original ones said no case here. then Obama forced them to a trial. It is a sick use of the bully pulpit.


From the other thread, because I have to respond:

If you honestly believe the only reason the trial took place is because "OBAMA FORCED THEM TO A TRIAL", you are a f--king idiot. Although to be fair I am slightly envious of you. Ignorance is bliss, and it must be nice to be so SURE of things, all the time. And to have an easy target that you can blame when anything disturbs you, so you know where to direct your anger you truly know is justified.

I would never want that for myself, but at the same time, I can see how comforting that must be to you.
2013-07-13 11:16:18 PM
2 votes:

bopis: Can we stay on topic here? the headline specifically said lets talk about pancakes- not waffles, not french toast.


Awww, I wanted to talk about croissants for once.

/kicks the ground
2013-07-13 11:14:41 PM
2 votes:

hockeyfarker: BUT I also smart voted the pro french toast comments, because it is clearly the superior breakfast item.


What is wrong with you people?
2013-07-13 11:13:40 PM
2 votes:
West and O'Mara totally thrashed the media for its part in this shiatfest.

oi43.tinypic.com

In the words of a certain website: You can't simmer the Zimmer or best the West.
2013-07-13 11:11:41 PM
2 votes:

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Wrong. Following the kid in the first place is what started the fight.


Not legally, no. And in a court of law, that's what counts. Surprising, isn't it?
2013-07-13 11:09:30 PM
2 votes:

TsukasaK: barneyfifesbullet: race industry

What the bleeding fark is the "race industry?


NASCAR, but that's not important right now.
2013-07-13 11:09:29 PM
2 votes:
"Your going to like the way you loot. I guarantee it."

- George Zimmerman
2013-07-13 10:58:16 PM
2 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2013-07-13 10:57:16 PM
2 votes:

make me some tea: Who the hell wants to loot poor people?


Bankers?
2013-07-13 10:56:48 PM
2 votes:
That's real retarded, sir.
2013-07-13 10:56:13 PM
2 votes:
www.mikesfreegifs.com

Jimbo "He's coming right for us!" defense wins in court.
2013-07-13 10:53:15 PM
2 votes:
www.angryflower.com
I gotta do everything around here?
2013-07-13 10:52:50 PM
2 votes:
News Flash?

Really???

So some Hispanic shot a black kid and got away with it. Big deal. My inbox should not be littered with news flashes about this crap. This isn't news, everyone knew this guy was gonna walk.

Screw you Subby for the waste of a good news flash tag. I'm going to submit a news flash when the next NFL player commits murder, see how you like it then.

/bait in the water
2013-07-13 10:52:08 PM
2 votes:
frymax.typepad.comfrymax.typepad.comfrymax.typepad.com
frymax.typepad.comwww1.pictures.zimbio.comfrymax.typepad.com
frymax.typepad.comfrymax.typepad.comfrymax.typepad.com
2013-07-13 10:51:27 PM
2 votes:

Pichu0102: Furthermore, everyone should be depressed. A kid is dead, his family is scarred, and a man's life was thrown into chaos and will likely be haunted by this for the rest of his life.


Oh please. He'll have a Fox News Commentator gig Monday morning and a book out by Christmas. He'll be fine in his gated community.
2013-07-13 10:51:16 PM
2 votes:
I'm just glad that now we all get to look forward to a summer of racial harmony.
2013-07-13 10:50:49 PM
2 votes:
This should be a lesson to all black kids in Florida,get home before the street lights go on and don't look massa in the eye. fark you,Florida.
2013-07-13 10:50:13 PM
2 votes:
www.biography.com

Approves of these shenanigans
2013-07-13 10:48:46 PM
2 votes:
2013-07-13 10:48:44 PM
2 votes:
www.germancarforum.com
2013-07-13 10:48:02 PM
2 votes:

CavalierEternal: It just dawned on me that I need new home furnishings...


Do you have a van?
2013-07-13 10:47:57 PM
2 votes:
img825.imageshack.us
ecl
2013-07-13 10:47:23 PM
2 votes:
Sissies with guns everywhere rejoice.
2013-07-13 10:46:44 PM
2 votes:
Zimmer who?

www.homorazzi.com
2013-07-13 10:45:57 PM
2 votes:
Great.

Now WTF are we going to talk about?

Someone murder someone. Quick!
2013-07-13 10:45:56 PM
2 votes:

Norad: Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.


The derp in this thread will be glorious!

/popcorn ready
//soco ready
///riot
2013-07-13 10:45:15 PM
2 votes:
The entire goal of this media circus and acquittal was to incite Manson's Helter Skelter. That's why the DHS bought all the bullets, obviously. It's really easy to connect the dots and see that this is just a classist control measure.
2013-07-13 10:44:59 PM
2 votes:
George and Tot Mom sittin' in a tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G
2013-07-13 10:43:42 PM
2 votes:

d23: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

Wasn't out fault.  The modmins are trying to be judicious or are running scared.

the one I voted for: "It is now open season on black children in Florida."


Ouch.  If that wasn't so true it would be almost too much.
2013-07-13 10:42:51 PM
2 votes:

WayneKerr: Let me be the first to say that I do not agree with everyone in this thread.


I'll go a step further: I disagree with everyone in this thread.

/Except me.
2013-07-13 10:42:42 PM
2 votes:
I heard the Kaiser Chiefs are playing
2013-07-13 10:42:32 PM
2 votes:
Good news!  White Hispanics can defend themselves.  I wonder if creepy-ass Crackers can?
2013-07-13 10:42:09 PM
2 votes:

D_S_W: Can't we all just get along?


We can, unless one of us is a racist wannabe Dirty Harry that profiles kids going home from the convenience store as criminals and thugs deserving of a death sentence for the incredible offense of Walking While Black After Dark.
2013-07-13 10:41:57 PM
2 votes:
And Nancy Grace just got hemorrhoids.
2013-07-13 10:41:43 PM
2 votes:
So, where are we meeting to riot and burn down a poor neighborhood?
2013-07-13 10:41:32 PM
2 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
POPCORN!! GET YOUR POPCORN HERE!!
2013-07-13 10:41:30 PM
2 votes:

ZAZ: I like pancackes. As long as they aren't too dark. Nothing worse than a burnt pancake.


<that'sracist.gif>
2013-07-13 10:41:09 PM
2 votes:
Enjoying the rage of farkers hating this headline might be the only thing keeping me from going out to riot.
2013-07-13 10:39:26 PM
2 votes:
www.deedeeworks.com
2013-07-14 01:54:10 PM
1 votes:

ciberido: Full Metal Retard: And if you don't think there is a race industry in America, you live a very sheltered life.

Meanwhile, back in the world that exists outside your head, we still have no idea what you think a "race industry" is.


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-07-14 12:39:11 PM
1 votes:
Pretty obvious reading this thread who followed the actual trial, understood the evidence and self defense law, and those who got all of their case and trial information from MSNBC.
2013-07-14 12:22:33 PM
1 votes:
So hunting season is open in Florida.

I swear to god if somebody starts knocking at my door for the obviously satirical post, which I am pointing out right now through this disclaimer, i will kill you.  Which that last statement, should not be taken literally either, I meant that as a euphemism, for inviting you in for tea and crumpets, while we have a long discussion about our lord and savior.

Capisce?
2013-07-14 11:16:06 AM
1 votes:
Can someone explain the pancake thing?
2013-07-14 11:09:06 AM
1 votes:

thornhill: In the heat of the moment when an authority figure says, "we don't need you to do that," that's going to be interpreted as, "don't do it," not, "this person is only phrasing it this way because of liability reason."


What authority does a dispatcher have over anyone?
2013-07-14 10:27:32 AM
1 votes:
This black woman is planning on purchasing a gun of my own. I don't want to get shot coming from the local store.

/scared for my black son who lives in Florida
//racism is back.......loud and proud
///racism.....just like a bad spouse.....never really left.
2013-07-14 10:17:12 AM
1 votes:

Weaver95: if florida burns to the ground before monday morning...would anyone actually care?


Florida won't burn to the ground because, contrary to what conservatives would have you believe, neither blacks nor liberals are irrational, emotion-crazed barbarians who instantly react to things they dislike with violence. Remember: it was white conservatives who started a civil war in the US over not having a president that agreed with them; white conservatives that have been behind all but three of the notable political assassinations in US history; white conservatives who burn down and blow up women's health clinics and shoot to death the doctors and nurses who work at them; white conservatives who lynch non-white and non-christian men for interacting with white women or for the crime of insisting they have basic human dignity. And in this case, it was a white-identifying Latino, one who bought into all the paranoid horseshiat the conservative movement spews about race, youth, and crime, who shot a kid to death in the street at night out of fear, after confronting him out of prejudice for the offense of being black in his own damn neighborhood.

Remember that white and white-identifying US conservatives are dangerous. They are responsible for tens of thousands of deaths and injuries in the US every year. Remember that they are hysterical and unpredictable, and will deploy violence without reason. Make no sudden movements around them and, if you are a minority of any kind, interact with them as little as possible. If you are not a white male, you are not safe around them; if you must interact with them, please seek out a friendly white male to do it for you. In their bottomless, pants-shiatting fear of everyone who isn't Northern-European and be-penised, they will shoot you at the drop of a hat, and never be punished for it. Just ask Yoshihiro Hattori.
2013-07-14 09:36:09 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

I'll just leave this here for thought. We need some goddamn common sense.
2013-07-14 08:48:11 AM
1 votes:

dready zim: Lem Motlow: rdu_voyager: Weaver95: LegacyDL: Lesson learned: listen to authority and don't be the aggressor.

I think the lesson here is: don't be black.

Actually, I think the lesson is: if you defend yourself against a football playing, physically fit, aggressive 17-year-old who happens to be black, the state of Florida will try to railroad your ass no matter how little evidence of murder or manslaughter there is.

Maybe the lesson is this: if the person you are pummeling is screaming for help like a little girl, you should probably stop or he might think the only choice he
has is to pull out his gun and shoot you.

How about if nobody has a gun then zimmerman would not have been following trayvon in the first place and would have waited for the police?

Problem solved...


And what if they were both abducted by aliens and given anal probes?
2013-07-14 08:27:57 AM
1 votes:

rdu_voyager: Weaver95: LegacyDL: Lesson learned: listen to authority and don't be the aggressor.

I think the lesson here is: don't be black.

Actually, I think the lesson is: if you defend yourself against a football playing, physically fit, aggressive 17-year-old who happens to be black, the state of Florida will try to railroad your ass no matter how little evidence of murder or manslaughter there is.


Maybe the lesson is this: if the person you are pummeling is screaming for help like a little girl, you should probably stop or he might think the only choice he
has is to pull out his gun and shoot you.
2013-07-14 06:22:05 AM
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: Man, am I shocked to see this thread is full of keyboard racists in a disappointed white knuckle rage that their predictions of riots failed to come true.

Maybe you can feel better if you break something.


Riiiight. Because it was an army of white people on Twitter saying they were going to go out and kill/loot/rape.

Your tears are delicious.
2013-07-14 06:00:58 AM
1 votes:
Man, am I shocked to see this thread is full of keyboard racists in a disappointed white knuckle rage that their predictions of riots failed to come true.

Maybe you can feel better if you break something.
2013-07-14 05:18:23 AM
1 votes:

ThatDarkFellow: Treygreen13: ThatDarkFellow: #justiceformcdonalds

I wonder if Trayvon would have wanted these guys to half-heartedly block the pedestrian crossing for a few hours in his honor.

Trayvon Martin would have been leading the charge. Fact.


Fun Fact: Trayvon would have wanted a large protest.  One that all his neighbors attended so he could burglarize their empty houses for drug money.   That's what he did to to get suspended from school and sent to dads.
2013-07-14 05:13:29 AM
1 votes:

Vermithrax Perjorative: Southern100:

The gun is garbage. Have you seen it? It's all bent up. The tube is bent up, the slide is unable to close because of it.. Probably because of the point blank shot. The gun will never be used again.

The Kel-Texc PF9 is a locked breech recoil operated pistol. As such the barrel, or 'tube' as you refer to it, tilts after the slide recoils a few millimeters. TMYK


they should introduce a new model using skittles for the handgrip.  Samuel Jackson should do the voice over: "Taste the rainbow, Mutha Farker."
2013-07-14 05:09:25 AM
1 votes:

oregon fubaralas: Curious: i'd bet a months pay he made a comment that was offensive enough to start one

I'm in.

No comment is offensive enough to assault someone, legally.


0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
2013-07-14 04:33:37 AM
1 votes:

Curious: Dimensio: Mr. Zimmerman's defense argued that Mr. Zimmerman was suffering a physical attack at the time that he used deadly force.

reading the jury instruction as to justifiable use of deadly force one can argue that the threat to zimmerman didn't warrant that response. his defence prevailed. i think it sucks.


Please explain why you believe that an individual who is pinned on the ground and being struck in the face repeatedly should be legally barred from using force to end the attack.
2013-07-14 04:09:38 AM
1 votes:

Lorelle: That's because he killed a black kid. They're ALWAYS up to no good, you know.


Oh look. Another race-baiter.

Southern100: Bet you've never seen a "We find the defendant is a cocker spaniel" verdict, either.

Wanna know why?


Because cocker spaniels are criminal geniuses.
2013-07-14 03:56:31 AM
1 votes:

Fark It: oregon fubaralas: FlyingLizardOfDoom: Treygreen13: oregon fubaralas: Molavian: oregon fubaralas: Zimmerman will lose on appeal though. But by then, the damage will be done.

What appeal?

The civil and federal ones. LOOK IT UP!

What would you "appeal" in a verdict finding no wrongdoing?

I believe the only time you can appeal a "not guilty" verdict is when the jury convicts and the judge decides to set aside the conviction and issue a bench verdict of "not guilty".

"Not guilty" is not the same as "innocent." If he HAD been found "innocent," he couldn't appeal at the civil and federal levels.

[memecrunch.com image 847x468]

This is literally the stupidest thing I've ever read on Fark, and I have a five-digit account number.


I don't know man. This person obviously has a GED in law from an accredited online university. I suggest not farking with them.
2013-07-14 03:50:43 AM
1 votes:

FlyingLizardOfDoom: Treygreen13: oregon fubaralas: Molavian: oregon fubaralas: Zimmerman will lose on appeal though. But by then, the damage will be done.

What appeal?

The civil and federal ones. LOOK IT UP!

What would you "appeal" in a verdict finding no wrongdoing?

I believe the only time you can appeal a "not guilty" verdict is when the jury convicts and the judge decides to set aside the conviction and issue a bench verdict of "not guilty".


"Not guilty" is not the same as "innocent." If he HAD been found "innocent," he couldn't appeal at the civil and federal levels.
2013-07-14 03:29:31 AM
1 votes:
Hey guys, did anybody post this picture yet?

www.tektonics.org
2013-07-14 03:25:08 AM
1 votes:
So a Hispanic shoots a black and is acquitted by women, but it's still white men's fault.
2013-07-14 03:18:23 AM
1 votes:

ThatDarkFellow: #justiceformcdonalds


I wonder if Trayvon would have wanted these guys to half-heartedly block the pedestrian crossing for a few hours in his honor.
2013-07-14 03:18:21 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: ontariolightning: LA is in full tactical alert says scanner

Hope nobody's delivering newspapers!


86bb71d19d3bcb79effc-d9e6924a0395cb1b5b9f03b7640d26eb.r91.cf1.rackcdn.com

Nightmare Difficulty Unlocked
2013-07-14 03:05:28 AM
1 votes:

Southern100: The gun is garbage. Have you seen it? It's all bent up. The tube is bent up, the slide is unable to close because of it.. Probably because of the point blank shot


It's a Kel-Tec, doesn't it come like that out of the box?
2013-07-14 03:04:10 AM
1 votes:

Elegy: Treygreen13: Oakland crowd running. Uh oh.

I'm kind of disappointed. They're carrying that banner that says "Fark the Police," but when they actually met the police line earlier, there was no farking going on.


Maybe the banner was improperly punctuated. Like it should have been "Fark, the police!"
2013-07-14 03:03:37 AM
1 votes:

s2s2s2: Lionel Mandrake: therhinodep: If it makes some of you feel better, I just heard Zimmerman did not walk away from this totally unscathed.  He has been demoted from neighborhood watch captain to neighborhood watch lieutenant.

Did they takes away his gun?

Is he going to have to stab his way to an acquittal now?

Gave him back his gun, kept his bullets.


The gun is garbage. Have you seen it? It's all bent up. The tube is bent up, the slide is unable to close because of it.. Probably because of the point blank shot. The gun will never be used again.
2013-07-14 03:02:14 AM
1 votes:
Popcorn Johnny Oh shiat, police have formed a do not pass line.

You know what 'they' did to Fresno Bob? after the first 2007 Lakers Victory?  We were leaving a publicity screening of "The Hitcher" reboot & this Army of LAPD Riot Police came double-timing down Cahuenga from Hollywood Blvd & a buncha drunks sauntered out of Big Wang's...a cop ordered a guy & his girl back, maybe it was a psychological thing, so they did.  Another drunk from Wang's sidled up to this kid & said "brother, you gonna let them pigs pull that in front of yo' woman?  Hell No! " & he went on so to kid marches up to the LAPD Riot Police & said-actually, he didn't say anything because they stepped up to him in a millisecond & hurled him into the bushes face first, stuck those Glad-wrap flexcuffs on him & hurled him into a paddywagon while one half of the crowd whistled oh shiat", tthe other half chanted "Rodney King" & everybody filmed it on their iPhones.  The LAPD ran back to Hollywood Blvd  & disappeared while the drunk sidled up to the now alone girlfriend & promised to get her home
2013-07-14 03:00:30 AM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: therhinodep: If it makes some of you feel better, I just heard Zimmerman did not walk away from this totally unscathed.  He has been demoted from neighborhood watch captain to neighborhood watch lieutenant.

Did they takes away his gun?

Is he going to have to stab his way to an acquittal now?


He's been given a wooden gun.

imageshack.com
2013-07-14 02:54:38 AM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: LA is in full tactical alert says scanner


Hope nobody's delivering newspapers!
2013-07-14 02:52:18 AM
1 votes:

Treygreen13: Curious: anything zimmerman did after that negates the stand your ground defense

He didn't use a "Stand Your Ground" defense. You should have listened to the nightly news summaries more closely.


He used the protect your skull/brain and face defense, pretty effectively.
2013-07-14 02:51:51 AM
1 votes:
If it makes some of you feel better, I just heard Zimmerman did not walk away from this totally unscathed.  He has been demoted from neighborhood watch captain to neighborhood watch lieutenant.
2013-07-14 02:43:38 AM
1 votes:

ElLoco: Treygreen13: Popcorn Johnny: Couple hundred people marching through the streets of Oakland with a banner reading fark THE POLICE

Stream

Yikes. Might as well say "please hit me with a nightstick" on your banner.

I'm not certain exactly what the police have to do with the Zimmerman verdict or trial.


This has nothing to do with the trial, just a typical Saturday night in Oakland.
2013-07-14 02:39:51 AM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: LOL the Oakland mob lost half its minions after they saw the line of police.


I did find it funny as soon as they got to the line of cops in riot gear they dropped the "fark THE POLICE" sign like it was made of asbestos.
2013-07-14 02:29:49 AM
1 votes:

Delay: An armed man tracked down and killed a kid because of his skin color and the armed man disliked the kid's presence in the neighborhood..

That's not guilty in Florida!

Let's all agree, the American justice system is farked.


The public education system certainly is.
2013-07-14 02:27:53 AM
1 votes:
Dear Florida,

Your gun laws are officially to the point where even Texas is wondering what the hell you are doing. A woman fires a warning shot in self defence gets 20 years, while a prejudiced gunman hunts down an unarmed teenager is let off scott free.

As much money as you get from the NRA, I'm certain it pails in comparison to the money you get from tourism. Thanks to your ass-backwards attitude and your unwillingness to deal with it, people will no longer visit your state and your economy will suffer for it.

Signed,

Civilized society
2013-07-14 02:20:50 AM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: Twitters bored of zimmerman now they are upset over Fins death


I guess that's the beauty of Twitter. While it might be a mass of uninformed reactionary cockbags, at least they have a short attention span.
2013-07-14 02:16:40 AM
1 votes:
Sorry I'm late to this thread. Has anyone said:

funnycatwallpapers.com
2013-07-14 02:10:39 AM
1 votes:
Top story in alternate universe:  Travon Marting convicted of 2nd degree murder in beating death of George Zimmerman.
2013-07-14 02:04:07 AM
1 votes:

DoctorCal: Treygreen13: shower_in_my_socks: Treygreen13: skullkrusher: FFS, she left the situation and REENTERED IT.

I think at some point you have to realize that  shower_in_my_socks apparently lives in an alternate reality and stop talking to him.


Yeah, this crazy alternate reality where mom's who fire warning shots against abusive husbands shouldn't go to prison for 20 farking years. Totally farking weird, right douchebag?

You're lucky I find you entertaining. Usually people who call me a douchebag go on ignore.

If that happens a lot you might want to do some soul searching.


It happens rarely. Usually in a good natured way over in TotalFark.
2013-07-14 02:03:53 AM
1 votes:

ThrobblefootSpectre: bluorangefyre: Is Northeast Florida being destroyed yet?  I just got in from work, but heard the about the verdict just before I left.  I mean, what other choice do they have but to riot?

I live 3 miles from the courthouse and 4 from where it happened.  Just dropped off a drunk girl on Airport blvd in Sanford.  All quiet here.

/btw, this is central fl


So can you stir something up? Lot of people on Fark are depending on it.
2013-07-14 01:55:53 AM
1 votes:

Shyla: I'm going with a brush. The wall wasn't cutting it.


Use  a butcher knife if you want to cut your back.
2013-07-14 01:54:33 AM
1 votes:

Shyla: My back itches up high right between the shoulder blades where I can't reach. Suggestions for objects to use?


Pancakes
2013-07-14 01:52:40 AM
1 votes:
RIOTS! Where have the riots gone?
AND BLOODLETTING! Someone has to pay with blood!
Whar is the rioting and bloodletting, whar!
2013-07-14 01:52:31 AM
1 votes:
I don't even know what to say other than I'm so far above all of this.
And I own a non-ironic rotary-dial phone.
I'm King of sh*t f*ck island

///or something like that
2013-07-14 01:51:43 AM
1 votes:

Shyla: My back itches up high right between the shoulder blades where I can't reach. Suggestions for objects to use?


A bag of skittles?
2013-07-14 01:49:40 AM
1 votes:

Micanope: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 700x990]


25.media.tumblr.com
Ahhh, so you're a waffle man!
2013-07-14 01:49:03 AM
1 votes:
This tweet just cracks me up.

Jarrett Martineau  @culturite
"America has been pronouncing itself not guilty for 500 years."


Damn, I must be old. I remember celebrating the bicentennial.
2013-07-14 01:45:23 AM
1 votes:

Owangotang: Now holding lighters in the air supporting Trayvon's family in Chicago. Sounds like a rally is planned for tomorrow, noon, at Daley Plaza.


Either that or they want Freebird.
2013-07-14 01:44:17 AM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: ariseatex: johncb76006: UNC_Samurai: This is about the prosecution being unable to put together a compelling case.

You don't go to jail just for being proven a racist asshole.

I thought that the only people who could be racist was the white folk.
Zimmerman is Hispanic.

You clearly never met my Sonoran grandmother.

/refused to go to my parents wedding
//mom was marrying a "dirty Irishman"
///slashies come in threes

I read that as your "Sontaran grandmother", thought it was a sign of restraint that she didn't show up to the wedding with a full arsenal, complete with grenades and missiles.


Does she wear a shawl over her probic vent?
2013-07-14 01:29:58 AM
1 votes:
 imageshack.us
 PANCAKE HOUSE PARTAY!
2013-07-14 01:28:49 AM
1 votes:

robohobo: ObliqueAsymptote: Obscure Login: SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.

If I had a black son, my wife would have to answer some questions.

If I had a black son, my vagina would have to answer some questions.

If I had a black son, I'd make him call me Mr.Drummond.


if i had a black son, i'd call him toby
2013-07-14 01:25:25 AM
1 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: rattchett: FlyingJ: photo of Trayvon's Corpse-par for the course, anybody think that Gawker Adam Weinstein's writing seems kind've odd in a fetishy way?-it's like the media wanted their own verdict, damn the jury, & now the media wants a riot

http://gawker.com/this-courtesy-of-msnbc-is-trayvon-martins-dead-bod y- 753370712

Poor stupid kid.  As I was when I was 17.

i learned the truth at 17...


... that Fark was made for drama queens?
2013-07-14 01:24:22 AM
1 votes:

Mrbogey: Treygreen13: bulldg4life: Treygreen13: Giants WR Victor Cruz just tweeted that Zimmerman will be murdered by "the hood" within a year.

Do you have a screenshot? There is nothing there.

[www.breitbart.com image 475x356]

Is the hood going to murder Aaron Hernandez?


Pretty sure Hispanics have a 1-0 record against hoods right now...
2013-07-14 01:21:29 AM
1 votes:
Trayvon supports are getting their frustrations out at the local Denny's right now, last I heard there was a chair thrown through a window and police on the way. Wonder what happens when they find out they cannot vote Obama for a third term, take all KFC's and Fubu stores hostage?
2013-07-14 01:17:11 AM
1 votes:
Watching 11:16pm reruns on Fox - Did anyone hear the Martin family attorney say that Trayvon would go down in the anals of history? Yuck.
2013-07-14 01:13:07 AM
1 votes:

Incorrigible Astronaut: cman: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

This wasn't us

We voted one up to 8 votes

We were ignored

This. We had a pretty full thread going with the simple "not guilty" headline. I'm surprised they went with this one.


TF people problems.
2013-07-14 01:02:23 AM
1 votes:

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I have made French toast myself, which is quite an accomplishment considering I "don't cook."

Nonetheless, I prefer pancakes, but only if they're not gooey and fall-aparty.

I sure hope those jurors saw something I didn't see, because the guy who was just found not guilty was the guy with the gun, and as a rule of thumb, I never feel sorry for the guy with the gun. Remember, he's got the NRA on his side.

Why can't unarmed people have a lobbying group, too?

Hence, I'm announcing the birth of NUAA: National Unarmed Americans Association.


There's a joke about people with arm amputations having the right to bear arms in there somewhere, but its 1 am here.  I have to go get my race riot on.

/Apparently the entire internet thinks all of Florida are godless heathans who will break out our riot gear at the drop of a hat for any reason.
//actually having a sonic milkshake and finishing college algebra homework
2013-07-14 12:59:38 AM
1 votes:
I have made French toast myself, which is quite an accomplishment considering I "don't cook."

Nonetheless, I prefer pancakes, but only if they're not gooey and fall-aparty.

I sure hope those jurors saw something I didn't see, because the guy who was just found not guilty was the guy with the gun, and as a rule of thumb, I never feel sorry for the guy with the gun. Remember, he's got the NRA on his side.

Why can't unarmed people have a lobbying group, too?

Hence, I'm announcing the birth of NUAA: National Unarmed Americans Association.
2013-07-14 12:59:32 AM
1 votes:
I'm now convinced half the country was watching a different trial than I was.

911 Operator told him "Ok, we don't need you to do that."  And Zimmerman followed the kid anyways.  Zimmerman had a loaded gun on him for neighborhood watch duty, who the f*ck does that.   He saw a black kid running home in the rain with his hood on and assumed he had robbed a nearby 7-11, so he says "They always get away, f*cking punks."

And he's not guilty of premeditated murder?   Lol yeah ok.
2013-07-14 12:51:50 AM
1 votes:
lh4.googleusercontent.com
2013-07-14 12:51:27 AM
1 votes:
Watching MSNBC right now. It's like they're covering the worst tragedy they've had to report on in history. It's really pathetic.
2013-07-14 12:44:56 AM
1 votes:
www.oinkernet.com ">
2013-07-14 12:42:57 AM
1 votes:
If Zimmerman is acquitted, I'mm'a WHINE to the Fark mods.

Just TRY to stop me!
2013-07-14 12:39:33 AM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-14 12:38:59 AM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: skullkrusher: what they're not missing is delicious, delicious bacon

Yeah trust me, bacon is worth giving up over Shabbat. You have no idea what you are missing out on.


My friend was the live in maintenance/building manager at a Jewish community center that had full proper Shabbat meals every week.  He got a plate made for him and all the leftovers he wanted, which of course there were plenty, so many a Shabbat 2.0 meal was had at his place.


My belabored point is, Tatsuma, I think I actually agree with you.  Those were some damn good stick to the ribs meals. I mean, bacon is indeed awesome, but doesn't always leave you so full and satisfied on its own.


.


I agree with Tatsuma?


.


25.media.tumblr.com

/that's it I'm out of here

2013-07-14 12:37:20 AM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-14 12:36:31 AM
1 votes:
fm.cnbc.com
he had a wild few months
2013-07-14 12:34:30 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-14 12:33:22 AM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-07-14 12:30:11 AM
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: Amos Quito: What "no reason at all' might look like.

He could've used his hands instead of a gun.


You are correct. Citizens are obligated to use only their hands when defending themselves from a violent attack.


Also if Martin felt threatened, then he was just standing his ground with what he had available to him.

"Feeling threatened" is not inherently justification for use of violence.
2013-07-14 12:28:23 AM
1 votes:

daRog: doyner: but he DI initiate the confrontation

Go home autocorrect. You're drunk.


Aren't we all?
2013-07-14 12:28:16 AM
1 votes:

Kevin72: Did you mean Dealy Plaza and shouldn't that be in Dallas near the grassy knoll?


No, It's Daley Plaza and it's in Chicago

Here are police and national guard arriving at the scene

bb.wynnear.com
2013-07-14 12:27:41 AM
1 votes:

cretinbob: lantawa: cretinbob: [i.qkme.me image 400x301]

His life is still farked.

F that....he'll be just fine.

He'll be dead before he's 50.


Eh, maybe Edward Snowden may need a roommate.
2013-07-14 12:25:22 AM
1 votes:

Matthew Keene: San Francisco live feed of march from KPIX

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/cbs-news-live-feed/


OMG they're walking down a street!
2013-07-14 12:24:47 AM
1 votes:

lantawa: cretinbob: [i.qkme.me image 400x301]

His life is still farked.

F that....he'll be just fine.


He'll be dead before he's 50.


t.qkme.me
2013-07-14 12:22:33 AM
1 votes:

dascott: The real tragedy is a guilty verdict would have brought Trayvon back from the dead.


So therefore, because a guilty verdict will not reverse the wrong completely, we should let murderers go free.

/I like to jump down slippery slopes.
2013-07-14 12:19:42 AM
1 votes:

ObnoxiousLonghorn: How humanity continues to survive is beyond me.


Not picking fights with other people is a step in the right direction.
2013-07-14 12:17:56 AM
1 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
2013-07-14 12:16:00 AM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: johnnyrocket: Simple question: if you claim self defense, you need scant proof that it was self defense?

Very scary verdict, seems like open season for shooting people for no reason at all. And getting away with it.

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 446x240]

What "no reason at all' might look like.


You know how not to get your ass beat?  Don't follow suspected criminals into darkened areas.  It's worked pretty well for me for almost 30 years.
2013-07-14 12:14:31 AM
1 votes:
I really, really hope everyone stays calm and peaceful. Let all of the idiots on Fark and in the media breathlessly chanting "riot" go to bed with blueballs.
2013-07-14 12:11:35 AM
1 votes:
Lisa Bloom, STFU.

Yes, we get it. Zimmerman would have been convicted and express lane'd to ol' Sparky if you had been the prosecutor. He's still not going to sleep with you.
2013-07-14 12:08:16 AM
1 votes:
bigsteve3OOO:

If you use a gunshot to scare someone off you are acting reckless.

www.secretsofthefed.com
2013-07-14 12:07:59 AM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-14 12:07:54 AM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: Did you just ignore the part where I said racists would have a field day with those tweets?


You sound as though you're having a field day with these tweets.
2013-07-14 12:07:47 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-14 12:07:37 AM
1 votes:

my lip balm addiction: bigsteve3OOO: IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Skittles-Covered Three-Hoodied Stand Your Gredunza

winner

It was a botch in real time - there has to have been a couple of posts deleted since.


No, it's just BigSteve can't count.

/It's one thousand FOUR, not one thousand THREE, you dumbass!
2013-07-14 12:06:37 AM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-14 12:05:34 AM
1 votes:
t.qkme.me
2013-07-14 12:04:48 AM
1 votes:

bigsteve3OOO: There was ZERO evidence of anything you said.


There's no evidence of Zimmerman following Martin? Really?
2013-07-14 12:03:54 AM
1 votes:
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
Look at the monkey...look at the silly monkey.
2013-07-14 12:03:44 AM
1 votes:
Somewhere, Johnny Cochran is looking down with a smug smile and nodding...
2013-07-14 12:01:06 AM
1 votes:
waffle-covered trayvon-handled floridenza
2013-07-14 12:00:48 AM
1 votes:
Skittle Covered Three Handled Ice Tea Gredunza
2013-07-13 11:59:21 PM
1 votes:
So I am now learning from the Martin supporters and the prosecution that the proper term for 17 year old black males is either "child" or "boy." I thought that was supposed to be racist.
2013-07-13 11:58:36 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-13 11:58:15 PM
1 votes:
Matthew Keene: Oldiron_79: Cheney/Zimmerman '16

[i97.photobucket.com image 420x298][www.chicagonow.com image 384x480]

The Dream Team!


Well they will have the White Hispanic, and the White Sith Vote.
2013-07-13 11:56:10 PM
1 votes:
www.biography.com
So that means people have someone else to express outrage at?  I'm cool with the verdict.
2013-07-13 11:56:00 PM
1 votes:

eagles95: Oh shait.....Skinny Al Sharpton is in full rant mode on MSNBC right now


For Gods sake somebody give Al a sandwich.
2013-07-13 11:55:33 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Tatsuma: http://instagram.com/p/buvYSRM74h/

White guy killed in florida near protests, might be related

Maybe the killer felt threatened.

It's OK to kill in FL if you say that.


OH MAH GOD IT'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!

/I believe Parker and Stone have their next episode: Jimbo shoots Token.
2013-07-13 11:55:30 PM
1 votes:
HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR ZIMMERMAN, THEY OUT HERE RIOTING
2013-07-13 11:54:56 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: ontariolightning: @911BUFF: DALLAS POLICE DEPARTMENT CONFIRMS THEY HAVE RIOT POLICE ON ALERT AFTER GEORGE ZIMMERMAN'S VERDICT. #911BUFF
@911BUFF: MULTIPLE REPORTS OF LARGE CROWDS AND LARGE POLICE PRESENCE IN BROOKLYN FOLLOWING GEORGE ZIMMERMAN VERDICT. #911BUFF @911BUFF: CHICAGO POLICE RESPONDING TO DALEY PIZZA FOR A LARGE AND VIOLENT CROWD GATHERING AFTER GEORGE ZIMMERMAN VERDICT. #911BUF@911BUFF: MULTIPLE REPORTS OF COPS STORMING THE STREETS IN MIAMI RIGHT NOW AFTER GEORGE ZIMMERMAN VERDICT. #911BUFF

So, cop buffets all over the country.


Cops couldn't tell the difference between a Zimmerman riot and an average night in Chicago. Fact.
2013-07-13 11:54:04 PM
1 votes:

TsukasaK: bigsteve3OOO: If you use a gun as a noise maker you are reckless.

Apparently you didn't read the part where I agreed with you.


I am drunk
2013-07-13 11:53:44 PM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Cheney/Zimmerman '16

i97.photobucket.comwww.chicagonow.com

The Dream Team!

2013-07-13 11:53:40 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-13 11:53:19 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: well I'm sure glad that everyone in my hood is Jewish

/cept me


We're too full of delicious Shabbat food to do anything right now.
2013-07-13 11:50:08 PM
1 votes:

doglover: . Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat


ENGLISH, MUTHERPHUQER! Learn it, or get the phuq owwwwt.
2013-07-13 11:50:05 PM
1 votes:
For once and for all, ENOUGH with all this pancake talk. it's irrelevant and completely stupid, considering there are much more important matters at hand. Serious matters with equally serious consequences for each and every one of us. I am of course talking about FRENCH TOAST!  (i make mine with eggnog!)
2013-07-13 11:49:59 PM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: http://instagram.com/p/buvYSRM74h/

White guy killed in florida near protests, might be related


Flashing lights! A white man has obviously been killed!
2013-07-13 11:47:31 PM
1 votes:

rattchett: FlyingJ: photo of Trayvon's Corpse-par for the course, anybody think that Gawker Adam Weinstein's writing seems kind've odd in a fetishy way?-it's like the media wanted their own verdict, damn the jury, & now the media wants a riot

http://gawker.com/this-courtesy-of-msnbc-is-trayvon-martins-dead-bod y- 753370712

Poor stupid kid.  As I was when I was 17.


i learned the truth at 17...
2013-07-13 11:46:54 PM
1 votes:
Black folk problems........


Amidoingitrite.jpeg
2013-07-13 11:46:49 PM
1 votes:

CavalierEternal: It just dawned on me that I need new home furnishings...


That was very...... Sublime...
2013-07-13 11:45:29 PM
1 votes:
zimmerman's brother is schooling piers morgan, the guy should be ab attorny
2013-07-13 11:41:26 PM
1 votes:
www.artofobama.com

Now with butter
2013-07-13 11:41:24 PM
1 votes:
People: please slow down. It is difficult to keep up with reading all of these comments.
2013-07-13 11:40:23 PM
1 votes:
Who keeps hijacking this pancake thread with talk about some court case?

i.imgur.com
2013-07-13 11:40:21 PM
1 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
2013-07-13 11:40:17 PM
1 votes:

UNC_Samurai: This is about the prosecution being unable to put together a compelling case.

You don't go to jail just for being proven a racist asshole.


They couldn't because you can't convict an innocent man with trumped up charges...unless you're in Illinois.
2013-07-13 11:39:44 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: Erebus1954: SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.

Because of all the black-on-black crime?

sickle cell anemia maybe?


Skittle cell anemia?
2013-07-13 11:39:21 PM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Katie Featherston, anyone?

[www.horrorphilia.com image 390x584]


I want to take my comforter and snuggle in between those two perfect, soft pillows and dream about breakfast foods
2013-07-13 11:36:42 PM
1 votes:
any predictions as to how many days before someone shoots zimmerman only to get away with it using zimmermans case as precedent? I vote 11.
2013-07-13 11:36:20 PM
1 votes:

Free Radical: My Tea Party friends on FB are in full gloat mode.

It's rather pathetic.


Why on Earth would Tea Partiers be in favor of a tax funded court system?
2013-07-13 11:34:47 PM
1 votes:
SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.

Why? Would your black son be out, smoking weed, and bashing "crackas" heads into the concrete?
2013-07-13 11:34:23 PM
1 votes:
www.fullpunch.com
2013-07-13 11:31:57 PM
1 votes:
To Rachel Jenteal's house!

Right?

Right?
2013-07-13 11:31:41 PM
1 votes:

WayToBlue: Quick survey: who likes their syrup warm/hot, and who likes it room temp?


Honestly, I don't really care what temp my syrup is, so long as it's actual maple and not corn with brown coloring.

As for fruit pies, I want to find out who is responsible for this crap trend of seving them ice cold and made of processed bullshiat.  Seriously, it is not hard to make a pie, and cold is farking stupid, it would be like serving pancakes cold, get your act together America.
2013-07-13 11:30:31 PM
1 votes:
Had pancakes at Batter Up on Wednesday and I still feel stuffed and bloated, but dang were they good.

Got spotlighted by a cop in January when I was standing at a stoplight at 5am. I was wearing a black hoodie on my way home from jogging. I am a creepy ass cracker.
2013-07-13 11:30:04 PM
1 votes:
pbs.twimg.com

Currently burning up the twitterverse. Jegus.
2013-07-13 11:29:40 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: Somacandra: skullkrusher: Mrtraveler01: creepy ass-cracka: No. Those are racial slurs uttered by Martin.

Based on what? Zimmerman's word?

Do black people really say "cracka" still? I thought that was a dated term to use.

his girlfriend testified that he said that on the phone to her

I have words for people that stalk me at night in the dark too while I'm on the sidewalk. They are not complimentary.

if they're racist then guess what? You're a racist.


That's pretty interesting considering I'm a Latino academic who works in African-American Studies. I'll bet your understanding of the historical, social, economic, political and structural components of racism is dazzling to behold. Protip: Language informs racialization and vice versa, but neither of them are equivalent to the other.
2013-07-13 11:29:12 PM
1 votes:
The Footlocker in Sanford is going to catch some shiat over this.
2013-07-13 11:29:06 PM
1 votes:

SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.


Because of all the black-on-black crime?
2013-07-13 11:27:25 PM
1 votes:

SphericalTime: If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.


Why?  Would your black son be a dope smoking thug with a shiatty attitude?  And stupid enough to confront some asshole with a weapon?  shiat, I always thought you'd be a better parent than that.
2013-07-13 11:24:51 PM
1 votes:
If I had a black son, I would be absolutely terrified for his future right now.
2013-07-13 11:24:27 PM
1 votes:

Heathen: my god, my dog is producing uranium spill level gas right now.   Oddly appropriate


It was the Alpo. It's always the Alpo.
2013-07-13 11:22:19 PM
1 votes:
Moral of the story: if you are a little thug who brags about knocking people out in fights, make sure you don't start one with someone who can kill you, because he/she just might.
2013-07-13 11:22:14 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-13 11:21:21 PM
1 votes:

steamingpile: ontariolightning: Zimmers address is being tweeted by thousands of accounts. He cannot go home lol

They should charge every single one with making terroristic threats


Classless action lawsuit
2013-07-13 11:21:17 PM
1 votes:

TheWhoppah: tbeatty: Zimmerman will now sue and win a case for malicious prosecution.


Nobody ever wins a case for malicious prosecution anymore... prosecutors are basically immune, especially when the jury was out more than 10 hours.


The Department of "Justice" organized anti--Zimmerman demonstrations at taxpayer expense, and this appears to have been done at the behest of the Attorney General, likely with the President's knowledge and support.

Someone has a lot of very hard questions to answer on this one.
2013-07-13 11:21:12 PM
1 votes:

iq_in_binary: Legal investigator. MY JOB was following people. You NEVER continuously trail somebody from less than 20-30 yards away. Because any closer is considered menacing. Besides that, if you had half a brain, you wouldn't be trailing somebody in a fashion that would alert them to the fact that you're tailing. For exactly the same reason, it can be construed as intimidating or threatening. Menacing, Intimidation, Stalking, there are all kinds of criminal charges that can and will be levied against you for following people around, and plenty of investigators have been tried with them despite the perfectly legitimate reasons they have to be investigating people.


That actually is both interesting and contributes to the conversation.

Who invited you?
2013-07-13 11:20:17 PM
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: nosferatublue: NAACP is asking folks to sign a petition asking the DOJ to file civil rights charges against Z.

What civil rights were violated?


Right to life, for one.

/this ruling effectively decriminalizes drive-by shootings, so long as the shooter exits the vehicle and chases the victim into a dark alley
2013-07-13 11:19:45 PM
1 votes:

itsaidwhat: I think you mean "white Hispanics" (new race courtesy of CNN - the White House's idea of a REAL news network).

Looking forward to checking that box on the next census form.


Just let me know when they refer to the president as 'White-African'.
2013-07-13 11:19:32 PM
1 votes:

casual disregard: Lionel Mandrake: casual disregard: Lionel Mandrake: NOT GUILTY!!

JUST LIKE OJ!!

The jury decided.

That's how it works in our justice system. No posthumous verdicts from the bench, no guilt presumed upon accusation, no tribal dances, no bribes or other bullcrap. The jury decided.

And they decided correctly.

That's what happens when rednecks write stupid laws: bad things happen, but nobody did anything wrong.

The law is the law despite or even in spite of what Judge Dredd proclaimed. From my little armchair I concluded based on the evidence that Zimmerman would have been guilty of at least something. In Florida, apparently not.

My opinion means nothing there. My opinion means less than nothing here! This is the law we are discussing, and the law is at worst lawful evil. The jury decided.

I hope that Zimmerman will find a quiet life. I suspect that will not be true. I suspect vigilantes will make his life hell. At this point, I'm hating the vigilantes. Give him the respect the jury gave him. Leave him alone.


Yeah, it'd be a damn shame if someone took the law into their own hands and shot someone they believed to be a criminal.
2013-07-13 11:19:03 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-13 11:18:13 PM
1 votes:
Someone has to stand up for the truth!


farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-07-13 11:17:38 PM
1 votes:
tulsa20something.files.wordpress.com
2013-07-13 11:16:49 PM
1 votes:

CrazyCracka420: I think there's a positive lesson we can all learn from this tragedy:

Make sure you're the only one left standing after you start an altercation.


i.imgur.com

2 out of 3 isn't enough. You gotta finish the job. That's what this verdict says. Like this thread shows, its easy to blame a dead guy for starting a fight---he's not around to testify to the contrary. You could say Trevyon was the local chapter head of NAMBLA and it would be equally as meaningful.
2013-07-13 11:16:20 PM
1 votes:
Wait, so Crump and the family say it is not about race, but then go off about MLK Jr and civil rights? REALLY?
2013-07-13 11:15:42 PM
1 votes:
Ok, I'll say it "Zimmerman for President!!!"

/he's gonna need the SS protection.
2013-07-13 11:15:22 PM
1 votes:
"Forget it, Jake.  It's Chinatown Florida."
2013-07-13 11:14:09 PM
1 votes:

Rwa2play: Coco LaFemme: Of course he got off.  All you need to do anymore to get away with murder is say you felt "threatened."  Doesn't matter what color anyone is in this equation.  Two white people, two black people, mixed...doesn't really matter.  As long as you the shooter tell the jury that you were afraid for your life, you could justify killing an infant if it came down to it.

That's how farked up this country is right now.

It's gonna be fun when the tables are turned:  Older black man shoots white meth head trying to rob him but was fleeing when shot.  Wonder if some on right will be so elated with "Stand Your Ground".


Conservatives don't like drug users and are ok with them getting killed.

Please work on your scenario skills.
2013-07-13 11:14:01 PM
1 votes:
how long until we get Zimmerman's "Here's how I would shoot a kid who was kicking my ass for starting shiat" book?
2013-07-13 11:13:14 PM
1 votes:

TsukasaK: barneyfifesbullet: race industry

What the bleeding fark is the "race industry?


The guys who run the Kentucky Derby, NASCAR, the Indy 500, that industry.
2013-07-13 11:12:16 PM
1 votes:

TsukasaK: Tatsuma: ZimmermanTrial.gif

[img.fark.net image 380x193]

is.. is that real? I didn't think such theatrics were allowed outside of courtroom drama shows.


Yeah, it's real.  The worst part is that's his wife.
2013-07-13 11:11:48 PM
1 votes:

make me some tea: So, where are we meeting to riot and burn down a poor neighborhood?


"Burn all the free housing. Torch the food stamp outlets. Pound your free phone to bits. Let's stick it to the man."

Can't loot the Korean (insert assimilated ethic group here) stores anymore, they are too well armed. Damn, turns out everyone but us  is too well armed.

Well, have a nice day.
2013-07-13 11:11:29 PM
1 votes:
I think you mean "white Hispanics" (new race courtesy of CNN - the White House's idea of a REAL news network).

Looking forward to checking that box on the next census form.
2013-07-13 11:11:26 PM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: Let the riots, looting, burning and raping, and killing begin!! all the in name of JUSTICE. That will show them!!!

/not really, but I'm sure some will use this for personal gain cloaked in "we are mad because you set him free" bullshiat.


Justice = whatever verdict we wanted
No Justice = the verdict given was not the one we thought we should have gotten.
2013-07-13 11:10:55 PM
1 votes:

Elegy: Skeptigal: You stupid FLORIDIOTS! Too bad "stand your ground" is only a defense if you're white. A woman who fired warning shots at her husband who was coming at her (she had a protective order against him), was just sentenced to 20 yrs in prison. For attempted manslaughter. In Florida. Guess what color she is?

Guess what? She broke into her SO's house when she had a restraining order against him, confronted him, left his house to get her gun out of her car, returned to continue to argument, and fired a "warning shot" that deflected off the wall and into the ceiling when her children were standing in the same room.

Oh yeah, there was a 911 call where she could be clearly heard saying "I got something for you" and then a shot.

Then she insisted she had a SYG defense when she had a plea deal on the table and rolled the dice on a trial when the charges she was up against had a 20 year mandatory minimum.

Marissa Alexander has no one to blame but herself for going to jail.


BUT I WANNA BE MAD
2013-07-13 11:10:44 PM
1 votes:

doyner: NASCAR, but that's not important right now.


I'll be forwarding you the bill for my new keyboard come Monday.
2013-07-13 11:10:17 PM
1 votes:
This is officially the first newsflash about a breaking news event that has left me hungry for breakfast foods.

*shakes fist at entire Fark community*
2013-07-13 11:09:51 PM
1 votes:
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
2013-07-13 11:09:15 PM
1 votes:
i256.photobucket.com
2013-07-13 11:08:49 PM
1 votes:

barneyfifesbullet: race industry


What the bleeding fark is the "race industry?
2013-07-13 11:05:46 PM
1 votes:
i229.photobucket.com
i229.photobucket.com

i229.photobucket.com

2013-07-13 11:05:25 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: Mrtraveler01: SevenizGud: Good to know that some hate-filled racist cannot attempt to murder someone by bashing their head in and have the victim also pay for self-defense through incarceration.

Justice will only be served if Zimmerman can successfully sue the estate of that racist for pain and suffering.

Wait...how was Martin racist?

He bought an Arizona Iced Tea. Arizona has racist laws. He supported the state which passes those laws by patronizing a business which pays taxes to Arizona. QED.


Mind = Blown
2013-07-13 11:04:58 PM
1 votes:

Skeptigal: You stupid FLORIDIOTS! Too bad "stand your ground" is only a defense if you're white. A woman who fired warning shots at her husband who was coming at her (she had a protective order against him), was just sentenced to 20 yrs in prison. For attempted manslaughter. In Florida. Guess what color she is?


Is she asian?
2013-07-13 11:04:32 PM
1 votes:
I think there's a positive lesson we can all learn from this tragedy:

Make sure you're the only one left standing after you start an altercation.
2013-07-13 11:04:00 PM
1 votes:

Barbecue Bob: Right or wrong I said it all along.

/Now he'll write a book and make millions..


Yes, WND and like sights will buy pallets of them to use as a premium when you join.
2013-07-13 11:03:55 PM
1 votes:

Barbecue Bob: Right or wrong I said it all along.

/Now he'll write a book and make millions..


Yes WND and like sights will buy pallets of them to use as a premium when you join.
2013-07-13 11:03:16 PM
1 votes:
i would have liked to have seen florida.

again.
2013-07-13 11:03:05 PM
1 votes:
Sunshinedown State.
2013-07-13 11:02:58 PM
1 votes:
Who's up for IHOP?
2013-07-13 11:00:29 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-07-13 10:57:22 PM
1 votes:
6 women??  I thought it was supposed to be a jury of his peers?
2013-07-13 10:56:16 PM
1 votes:

UNC_Samurai: This is about the prosecution being unable to put together a compelling case.

You don't go to jail just for being proven a racist asshole.


but the racist was the one that was killed. Oh, wait, you mean Zimmerman. The hispanic guy who took a black girl to his prom and was a sponsor to black youth. Yeah, what a racist.
2013-07-13 10:55:40 PM
1 votes:
waffles win hands down. You can put ice cream on waffles. you can put pancakes on a bunnys head.

How am I gonna eat pancakes on a bunnys  head? You can't explain that.
2013-07-13 10:55:34 PM
1 votes:
How about a muffin?
2013-07-13 10:55:29 PM
1 votes:
Free at last, free at last, hallelujah he's free at last. Now let's go linch the DA and prosecutor for misconduct and make sure they get some serious jail time and get millions for the heroic IT guy who exposed their crimes against justice.
2013-07-13 10:54:14 PM
1 votes:

Mighty Taternuts: An unarmed minor was killed while on his walk home.

That is kinda sad.


If he'd used some common sense instead of his actual arms, we'd be reading some other thread.
2013-07-13 10:53:31 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Of course he got off.  All you need to do anymore to get away with murder is say you felt "threatened."  Doesn't matter what color anyone is in this equation.  Two white people, two black people, mixed...doesn't really matter.  As long as you the shooter tell the jury that you were afraid for your life, you could justify killing an infant if it came down to it.

That's how farked up this country is right now.


It's gonna be fun when the tables are turned:  Older black man shoots white meth head trying to rob him but was fleeing when shot.  Wonder if some on right will be so elated with "Stand Your Ground".
2013-07-13 10:52:46 PM
1 votes:

roothog: SphericalTime: Okay, after Florida burns down, what state's tag will replace it on Fark?
- DrewCurtis (@DrewCurtis) July 14, 2013

I'm going to go with Texas or Ohio.

Arizona.


I could also agree with Arizona.  Governor Bone-finger scares me.
2013-07-13 10:52:30 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: if florida burns to the ground before monday morning...would anyone actually care?


Im taking bets on how hot the fire gets.
2013-07-13 10:51:51 PM
1 votes:
I saw a turtle.
2013-07-13 10:51:37 PM
1 votes:

Pardon Me Sultan: Still not as sickening as

Black Woman Gets 20 Years for Firing Shot at Wall; White Man Gets 0 Years for Shooting Man in the Back 3 Times, Killing Him

http://www.alternet.org/stand-your-ground-double-standard


You should read her story........its quite an apples and chainsaws comparison.
2013-07-13 10:51:36 PM
1 votes:

CavalierEternal: It just dawned on me that I need new home furnishings...


I loaded the van until it was full.  Since that day my living room's been much more comfortable.
2013-07-13 10:51:33 PM
1 votes:
Cranky seniors all over Florida are on the prowl tonight.
2013-07-13 10:51:24 PM
1 votes:

brimed03: I like buttermilk pancakes.

Butter or syrup? I prefer butter, but sometimes I do both.


I like skittles on my pancakes with some iced tea to drink!
2013-07-13 10:50:51 PM
1 votes:
Thank god. Now if we could bury Benghazi, we'd be set for the fall with nothing to talk about but football.
2013-07-13 10:50:47 PM
1 votes:
Zimmerman is in good company:

img2-2.timeinc.net
2013-07-13 10:50:19 PM
1 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
...a regular riot...
2013-07-13 10:50:01 PM
1 votes:
The moral of the story is that if you get into a fight, it's best that you kill your opponent.  That way there can be no one to contradict your version of events.

/All non-retards agree that waffles are the superior breakfast treat.
2013-07-13 10:49:46 PM
1 votes:
by the letter of the law Not Guilty is the correct verdict, too bad you have retards writing your laws
also as of today murder is legal in Florida
2013-07-13 10:49:32 PM
1 votes:

12349876: Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Great.

Now WTF are we going to talk about?

Someone murder someone. Quick!

Nancy Grace will find something.


that women might reach critical mass and collapse into herself leaving behind a black hole that rips apart the space time continuum.

man I hate that lady
2013-07-13 10:49:22 PM
1 votes:

KingKauff: Waffles are much better when it comes to containing the melted butter and syrup because it has all those little squares to keep it all in.


This is so win it almost made my head explode.
2013-07-13 10:49:16 PM
1 votes:
Waffles ueber alles!
2013-07-13 10:49:05 PM
1 votes:

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Great.

Now WTF are we going to talk about?

Someone murder someone. Quick!




You want me to go grab some cute white female off the street? 'Cause I'll do that for you.
2013-07-13 10:48:49 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: NOT GUILTY!!

JUST LIKE OJ!!


And Casey Anthony.  I knew as soon as the incompetent prosecutor allowed the jury to be made up of 6 white women that this wannabe cop asshat would get off.  I hope the blacks burn Florida to the ground.

/riot
2013-07-13 10:48:39 PM
1 votes:
This headline wins? Seriously?  Someone check to make sure the politics queue is still up because Drew is clearly three sheets to the wind again.
2013-07-13 10:48:27 PM
1 votes:
Apparently - a jury stacked with mothers was of the same mindset of Trayvon's own mother - based on the content of Trayvon's text messages. He was needing the discipline of a man. Unfortunately, it didn't come from his father. A sad story, but it likely didn't start with meeting Zimmerman. It only ended that way.
2013-07-13 10:48:11 PM
1 votes:
What do you mean I can't attack and hurt pale-skinned people without possible (in this case lethal) consequences?

Glad to see the guy who was trying to protect his neighborhood walk. it's a pity how emotionally-manipulated some people still are by network television.

If you think Zimmerman was ever a murderer, then you need to kill your TV and read a book.
2013-07-13 10:47:05 PM
1 votes:

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Great.

Now WTF are we going to talk about?

Someone murder someone. Quick!


Nancy Grace will find something.
2013-07-13 10:46:50 PM
1 votes:
Still not as sickening as

Black Woman Gets 20 Years for Firing Shot at Wall; White Man Gets 0 Years for Shooting Man in the Back 3 Times, Killing Him

http://www.alternet.org/stand-your-ground-double-standard
2013-07-13 10:46:20 PM
1 votes:
French toast, you godless heathens.
2013-07-13 10:45:50 PM
1 votes:

WayToBlue: Quick survey: who likes their syrup warm/hot, and who likes it room temp?


Hell NO I like it chilled from the fridge Biatches!!!
2013-07-13 10:45:38 PM
1 votes:

steamingpile: Duh, now where are all the fark lawyers who said he was going to jail when this first happened.


I don't think any of the actual lawyers said that. Most said nothing, the few that did speak said he was gonna walk unless something new came out. Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat
2013-07-13 10:45:06 PM
1 votes:
So what else are they going to use to distract us from the whole Snowden thing?

/probably waffles
2013-07-13 10:45:04 PM
1 votes:
Irresistably stupid force collided with immovably stupid object.  What is left is what could be proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

Personally, I thought manslaughter would have been correct, but I wasn't on the jury.  You can't pack heat then go around in a situation that may lead to a confrontation.  In addition, you can't jump a dude planning to beat his ass and assume you will come out all right either.

Thus, Florida retains its tag.  As someone once said here, Florida is to stupid what Japan is to fetish.
2013-07-13 10:44:01 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: if florida burns to the ground before monday morning...would anyone actually care?


It's hard to get water-logged swamplands to burn down.
2013-07-13 10:43:58 PM
1 votes:

Flying Lasagna Monster: [deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 585x400]


www.rudysarzo.com
2013-07-13 10:43:11 PM
1 votes:

WayToBlue: Quick survey: who likes their syrup warm/hot, and who likes it room temp?


Hang on, I keep my syrup in the refrigerator. Have I been doing it wrong?
2013-07-13 10:43:02 PM
1 votes:

make me some tea: So, where are we meeting to riot and burn down a poor neighborhood?


Don't forget the looting!
2013-07-13 10:42:47 PM
1 votes:

Norad: Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.


If I didn't have to go to work in 2 hours I'd play that until I had to go to the hospital with alcohol poisoning.
2013-07-13 10:42:42 PM
1 votes:
The "obvious" tag appears to be missing.
2013-07-13 10:42:24 PM
1 votes:
Can we compromise and say that Zimmerman is "Sinnocent"?
2013-07-13 10:41:53 PM
1 votes:
This was Florida we are talking about. If you expected a different outcome you're stupid. Also pancakes > waffles.
2013-07-13 10:41:52 PM
1 votes:
Good to know that some hate-filled racist cannot attempt to murder someone by bashing their head in and have the victim also pay for self-defense through incarceration.

Justice will only be served if Zimmerman can successfully sue the estate of that racist for pain and suffering.
2013-07-13 10:41:43 PM
1 votes:
The judicial system worked exactly how it's supposed to. There was enough reasonable doubt to acquit, and that was how it should be. The judicial system convicts based on facts and should prove beyond a reasonable doubt, not convict based on public opinion.

/USMC MP
//Yes I have a clue
2013-07-13 10:41:41 PM
1 votes:
The activist/protestors outside the courthouse is cracking me up.
2013-07-13 10:41:39 PM
1 votes:
God, yes! One more Zimmerman thread!!
2013-07-13 10:41:32 PM
1 votes:
Duh, now where are all the fark lawyers who said he was going to jail when this first happened.

And where's the riots, I need new headphones.
2013-07-13 10:41:24 PM
1 votes:
2013-07-13 10:41:22 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: NOT GUILTY!!

JUST LIKE OJ!!


not really anything approaching OJ
2013-07-13 10:41:01 PM
1 votes:
This will go over well.
2013-07-13 10:40:19 PM
1 votes:
My 12 year old television needs replacing....
2013-07-13 10:40:05 PM
1 votes:
Justice is served, everyone is happy!
2013-07-13 10:39:15 PM
1 votes:
TF voters, I am disappoint.
2013-07-13 10:38:27 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I prefer waffles


PANCAKES!
 
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