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2013-07-13 10:38:09 PM  
I prefer waffles
 
2013-07-13 10:38:27 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I prefer waffles


PANCAKES!
 
2013-07-13 10:39:00 PM  
YOU WENT WITH THIS?

Are you "Delete the politics queue" drunk again ?
 
2013-07-13 10:39:10 PM  
Waffles!!
 
2013-07-13 10:39:15 PM  
TF voters, I am disappoint.
 
2013-07-13 10:39:26 PM  
www.deedeeworks.com
 
2013-07-13 10:39:35 PM  
French toast!
 
2013-07-13 10:39:36 PM  
Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.
 
2013-07-13 10:39:38 PM  
(popcorn.gif)
 
2013-07-13 10:39:40 PM  
And the moocow in charge is being milked for information.
 
2013-07-13 10:39:47 PM  

NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.


This wasn't us

We voted one up to 8 votes

We were ignored
 
2013-07-13 10:39:56 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Waffles!!


agreed
 
2013-07-13 10:40:01 PM  
i love pancakes, but can't eat them :( (too much sugar)
 
2013-07-13 10:40:05 PM  

Allen262: (popcorn.gif)


PANCAKES!
 
2013-07-13 10:40:05 PM  
Justice is served, everyone is happy!
 
2013-07-13 10:40:06 PM  
Can't we all just get along?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-13 10:40:16 PM  
I like pancackes. As long as they aren't too dark. Nothing worse than a burnt pancake.
 
2013-07-13 10:40:18 PM  
I've never liked pancakes.
 
2013-07-13 10:40:19 PM  
My 12 year old television needs replacing....
 
2013-07-13 10:40:26 PM  

cman: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

This wasn't us

We voted one up to 8 votes

We were ignored


Knock Knock,

Whos There?

Doesn't matter what you voted.
 
2013-07-13 10:40:27 PM  
I like buttermilk pancakes.

Butter or syrup? I prefer butter, but sometimes I do both.
 
2013-07-13 10:40:30 PM  

Norad: Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.


Deal. Should be drunk in about 90 minutes.
 
2013-07-13 10:40:33 PM  
Roscoe's! Ima get me a Carole C. and a side of greens. Ima leave a BIG TIP too!
 
d23 [BareFark]
2013-07-13 10:40:37 PM  
This headline proves the modmins shiat themselves.
 
Rat [TotalFark]
2013-07-13 10:40:40 PM  
Poached eggs on toast.

©  and a side of BACON
 
2013-07-13 10:40:42 PM  
Is this true? On saturday night?
 
2013-07-13 10:40:43 PM  
Hahahahaha..... *breathe* hahahahaha
 
2013-07-13 10:40:47 PM  
img.fark.net

/needs to happen
//sooner rather than later
 
2013-07-13 10:40:52 PM  
Did you know Trayvon Martin was wearing a hoodie?
 
2013-07-13 10:40:53 PM  

NOT GUILTY!!

JUST LIKE OJ!!

 
2013-07-13 10:40:58 PM  
Eggs Benedict if I'm eating breakfast.  Pancakes if the wife gets up early and makes breakfast.
 
2013-07-13 10:41:01 PM  
This will go over well.
 
2013-07-13 10:41:04 PM  
Quick survey: who likes their syrup warm/hot, and who likes it room temp?
 
2013-07-13 10:41:05 PM  
Let's announce this highly controversial verdict of a racially charged incident at 10 PM on a sweltering Saturday night.

What could possibly go wrong?
 
2013-07-13 10:41:06 PM  
It just dawned on me that I need new home furnishings...
 
2013-07-13 10:41:07 PM  
Waffles are much better when it comes to containing the melted butter and syrup because it has all those little squares to keep it all in.
 
2013-07-13 10:41:09 PM  
Enjoying the rage of farkers hating this headline might be the only thing keeping me from going out to riot.
 
2013-07-13 10:41:09 PM  

cman: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

This wasn't us

We voted one up to 8 votes

We were ignored


This. We had a pretty full thread going with the simple "not guilty" headline. I'm surprised they went with this one.
 
2013-07-13 10:41:19 PM  
This is about the prosecution being unable to put together a compelling case.

You don't go to jail just for being proven a racist asshole.
 
2013-07-13 10:41:21 PM  

Shadow Blasko: cman: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

This wasn't us

We voted one up to 8 votes

We were ignored

Knock Knock,

Whos There?

Doesn't matter what you voted.


Drew on Facebook solicited us to vote the headline that he would green. He did this 10 minutes ago.
 
2013-07-13 10:41:22 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-13 10:41:22 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: NOT GUILTY!!

JUST LIKE OJ!!


not really anything approaching OJ
 
2013-07-13 10:41:22 PM  
I could use some blueberry pancakes.
They taste good with a side of justice (and a few slices of banana).
 
2013-07-13 10:41:24 PM  
 
2013-07-13 10:41:28 PM  
What? He was clearly guilty, based on my own presupposition and the scattering of things I heard about the case on the Internet. This can't be right. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: trial-by-jury doesn't work.
 
2013-07-13 10:41:28 PM  
Let me be the first to say that I do not agree with everyone in this thread.
 
2013-07-13 10:41:30 PM  

ZAZ: I like pancackes. As long as they aren't too dark. Nothing worse than a burnt pancake.


<that'sracist.gif>
 
2013-07-13 10:41:32 PM  
i42.tinypic.com
POPCORN!! GET YOUR POPCORN HERE!!
 
2013-07-13 10:41:32 PM  
Duh, now where are all the fark lawyers who said he was going to jail when this first happened.

And where's the riots, I need new headphones.
 
2013-07-13 10:41:37 PM  
www.charlock.org
 
2013-07-13 10:41:37 PM  
Is Florida still standing?
 
2013-07-13 10:41:39 PM  
God, yes! One more Zimmerman thread!!
 
2013-07-13 10:41:41 PM  
The activist/protestors outside the courthouse is cracking me up.
 
2013-07-13 10:41:43 PM  
So, where are we meeting to riot and burn down a poor neighborhood?
 
2013-07-13 10:41:43 PM  
The judicial system worked exactly how it's supposed to. There was enough reasonable doubt to acquit, and that was how it should be. The judicial system convicts based on facts and should prove beyond a reasonable doubt, not convict based on public opinion.

/USMC MP
//Yes I have a clue
 
2013-07-13 10:41:47 PM  

Norad: Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.


Riot, murder, arson and riot.

/Riot
 
2013-07-13 10:41:49 PM  

Norad: Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.


beavismyliver.jpg
 
2013-07-13 10:41:51 PM  
So is he going to start looking for the real killers?
 
2013-07-13 10:41:51 PM  
Just letting you guys know that I spoke with Drew and he gave me permission to lock this thread in advance.  Nothing good can come out of this discussion thread.  The internet is not for anger in discourse.  Please do not attempt to use the "Add Comment" button.  Doing so will redirect you to a video of a cat cleaning itself.  Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
 
2013-07-13 10:41:52 PM  
Good to know that some hate-filled racist cannot attempt to murder someone by bashing their head in and have the victim also pay for self-defense through incarceration.

Justice will only be served if Zimmerman can successfully sue the estate of that racist for pain and suffering.
 
2013-07-13 10:41:53 PM  
This was Florida we are talking about. If you expected a different outcome you're stupid. Also pancakes > waffles.
 
d23 [BareFark]
2013-07-13 10:41:56 PM  

NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.


Wasn't out fault.  The modmins are trying to be judicious or are running scared.

the one I voted for: "It is now open season on black children in Florida."
 
2013-07-13 10:41:56 PM  

NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.


Hey, I did my part.  I thought the knock knock joke was clever.
 
2013-07-13 10:41:57 PM  
And Nancy Grace just got hemorrhoids.
 
2013-07-13 10:42:04 PM  
deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-07-13 10:42:08 PM  

cman: Shadow Blasko: cman: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

This wasn't us

We voted one up to 8 votes

We were ignored

Knock Knock,

Whos There?

Doesn't matter what you voted.

Drew on Facebook solicited us to vote the headline that he would green. He did this 10 minutes ago.


I was there. I'm still there.
 
2013-07-13 10:42:08 PM  
Okay, after Florida burns down, what state's tag will replace it on Fark?
- DrewCurtis (@DrewCurtis) July 14, 2013

I'm going to go with Texas or Ohio.
 
2013-07-13 10:42:09 PM  

D_S_W: Can't we all just get along?


We can, unless one of us is a racist wannabe Dirty Harry that profiles kids going home from the convenience store as criminals and thugs deserving of a death sentence for the incredible offense of Walking While Black After Dark.
 
2013-07-13 10:42:13 PM  
/gets popcorn
//sits back
///enjoys the show
 
2013-07-13 10:42:13 PM  
if florida burns to the ground before monday morning...would anyone actually care?
 
2013-07-13 10:42:18 PM  
An unarmed minor was killed while on his walk home.

That is kinda sad.
 
2013-07-13 10:42:19 PM  
I farking love waffles. Pancakes are good and I would never refuse them, but I'd be thinking about waffles.
 
2013-07-13 10:42:20 PM  
Waffles, but none of that Belgian crap.
 
2013-07-13 10:42:23 PM  
thank god I stocked up on shells for the coming riot apocalypse
 
2013-07-13 10:42:23 PM  

tbaughm: Is Florida still standing?


Geologists theorize that it's sinking into the ocean, slowly.
 
2013-07-13 10:42:24 PM  
Can we compromise and say that Zimmerman is "Sinnocent"?
 
2013-07-13 10:42:24 PM  
French toast > waffles > pancakes
 
2013-07-13 10:42:24 PM  

Wise_Guy: Let's announce this highly controversial verdict of a racially charged incident at 10 PM on a sweltering Saturday night.

What could possibly go wrong?

It's 70F and beautiful in the PNW... Not that it matters.
 
2013-07-13 10:42:26 PM  

najay1: i love pancakes, but can't eat them :( (too much sugar)


Being a sufferer of acid reflux, I can't eat pancakes because it sort of clogs up the upper region of the esophagus and makes life a small, short living hell for me
 
2013-07-13 10:42:32 PM  
Good news!  White Hispanics can defend themselves.  I wonder if creepy-ass Crackers can?
 
2013-07-13 10:42:36 PM  
fark Florida. fark it in the ass until it dies. I swear that place can't do anything right.
 
2013-07-13 10:42:37 PM  
Chocolate chip pancakes are the bomb.
 
2013-07-13 10:42:42 PM  
The "obvious" tag appears to be missing.
 
2013-07-13 10:42:42 PM  
Well this one sucked :(
 
2013-07-13 10:42:42 PM  
I heard the Kaiser Chiefs are playing
 
2013-07-13 10:42:43 PM  
 
2013-07-13 10:42:47 PM  

Norad: Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.


If I didn't have to go to work in 2 hours I'd play that until I had to go to the hospital with alcohol poisoning.
 
2013-07-13 10:42:49 PM  
This is a not a surprise pancake.

A dish always best prepared by Florida public servants.
 
2013-07-13 10:42:49 PM  

SphericalTime: Okay, after Florida burns down, what state's tag will replace it on Fark?
- DrewCurtis (@DrewCurtis) July 14, 2013

I'm going to go with Texas or Ohio.


Exactly what I said on Twitter
 
2013-07-13 10:42:51 PM  

WayneKerr: Let me be the first to say that I do not agree with everyone in this thread.


I'll go a step further: I disagree with everyone in this thread.

/Except me.
 
2013-07-13 10:42:56 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-13 10:43:00 PM  
Bit odd that the thread with all the comments gets the red but this random one goes green...
 
2013-07-13 10:43:02 PM  

make me some tea: So, where are we meeting to riot and burn down a poor neighborhood?


Don't forget the looting!
 
2013-07-13 10:43:07 PM  
Well, at least it's been a productive and civil debate. Everyone will stand by the verdict. No butt hurt by the j4t crowd, and no gloating from the zimfans, right?
 
2013-07-13 10:43:11 PM  

WayToBlue: Quick survey: who likes their syrup warm/hot, and who likes it room temp?


Hang on, I keep my syrup in the refrigerator. Have I been doing it wrong?
 
2013-07-13 10:43:12 PM  
I love pancakes. Made with real butter so the edges of the pancake are crispy. Damn, now I want pancakes but I'm drunk and don't feel like making pancakes.  Anyone want to make me pancakes?
 
2013-07-13 10:43:13 PM  
THIS is the one that goes green?
 
2013-07-13 10:43:14 PM  

finnished: So is he going to start looking for the real killers?


He can team up with OJ when he gets out of jail
 
2013-07-13 10:43:17 PM  
O SAINT ALPHONZO WOULD BE PROUD
 
2013-07-13 10:43:23 PM  

biscuitsngravy: Roscoe's! Ima get me a Carole C. and a side of greens. Ima leave a BIG TIP too!


Went to Scoe's in LB last weekend. Waffles and chicken were tasty!
 
2013-07-13 10:43:31 PM  
I love me some blini. I think I shall make some for my sladkii!
 
2013-07-13 10:43:40 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: What? He was clearly guilty, based on my own presupposition and the scattering of things I heard about the case on the Internet. This can't be right. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: trial-by-jury doesn't work.


It absolutely does. When it goes the way you want it to.
 
2013-07-13 10:43:42 PM  

d23: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

Wasn't out fault.  The modmins are trying to be judicious or are running scared.

the one I voted for: "It is now open season on black children in Florida."


Ouch.  If that wasn't so true it would be almost too much.
 
2013-07-13 10:43:50 PM  
steak (well done, smothered in katsup) and eggs(Fried so the yolk is solid).

fark bread like substances.
 
2013-07-13 10:43:52 PM  

SphericalTime: Okay, after Florida burns down, what state's tag will replace it on Fark?
- DrewCurtis (@DrewCurtis) July 14, 2013

I'm going to go with Texas or Ohio.


Ohio. We're farking dumb here.
 
2013-07-13 10:43:58 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: [deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 585x400]


www.rudysarzo.com
 
2013-07-13 10:44:00 PM  

ZAZ: I like pancackes. As long as they aren't too dark. Nothing worse than a burnt pancake.


and yet, waffles need just a little bit of burnt.
 
2013-07-13 10:44:01 PM  
I can provide the syrup!

Just gotta wait about 8 months or so before the trees give up their sweet, delicious sap.
 
2013-07-13 10:44:01 PM  

Weaver95: if florida burns to the ground before monday morning...would anyone actually care?


It's hard to get water-logged swamplands to burn down.
 
2013-07-13 10:44:03 PM  
My personal opinion:

Before the trial, I did no research, I only heard what the mainstream media reported, including the chopped up 911 call NBC played.

When the trial started, I listened to it every day at work, starting out rooting for the prosecution.

As the case went on, I started to realize that the case had been mischaracterized in the media and that there was in fact Reasonable Doubt. I saw that the prosecution was unable to establish a consistent narrative of what happened, and relied only on attacking Zimmerman's character and evoking emotion for Martin. I am sad that Martin is dead, it should not have happened. Both men made stupid mistakes that night. I don't know Zimmerman well enough to make a call on if he truly had ill-will in his heart. But I am happy a not guilty verdict was reached, because it means that evidence and the process of law have overridden appeals to emotion.
 
2013-07-13 10:44:24 PM  

tbaughm: SphericalTime: Okay, after Florida burns down, what state's tag will replace it on Fark?
- DrewCurtis (@DrewCurtis) July 14, 2013

I'm going to go with Texas or Ohio.

Ohio. We're farking dumb here.


My vote is for Arizona
 
2013-07-13 10:44:42 PM  

SmackLT: Allen262: (popcorn.gif)

PANCAKES!


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-13 10:44:44 PM  
How soon till Barry's DOJ files civil rights violation?
 
2013-07-13 10:44:50 PM  

WayToBlue: Quick survey: who likes their syrup warm/hot, and who likes it room temp?


Has to be warmed, not quite hot but definitely not room temp
 
2013-07-13 10:44:53 PM  
SQUEEE!!!
 
2013-07-13 10:44:55 PM  

Weaver95: if florida burns to the ground before monday morning...would anyone actually care?


I would. The beaches are beautiful
 
2013-07-13 10:44:55 PM  

CavalierEternal: It just dawned on me that I need new home furnishings...


Gold, Jerry, gold!

ilikeracecars: Enjoying the rage of farkers hating this headline might be the only thing keeping me from going out to riot.


Hear that, Drew?  You're performing a public service by going with this mediocre headline.  Clever.
 
2013-07-13 10:44:55 PM  
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-13 10:44:57 PM  
The Roof, The Roof, The Roof is on fire
The Roof, The Roof, The Roof is on fire
The Roof, The Roof, The Roof is on fire
We don't need no water
let the mother farker burn
burn mother farker, burn
 
2013-07-13 10:44:59 PM  
George and Tot Mom sittin' in a tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G
 
2013-07-13 10:45:04 PM  
Irresistably stupid force collided with immovably stupid object.  What is left is what could be proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

Personally, I thought manslaughter would have been correct, but I wasn't on the jury.  You can't pack heat then go around in a situation that may lead to a confrontation.  In addition, you can't jump a dude planning to beat his ass and assume you will come out all right either.

Thus, Florida retains its tag.  As someone once said here, Florida is to stupid what Japan is to fetish.
 
2013-07-13 10:45:04 PM  
Pancakes with cinnamon sugar please
 
2013-07-13 10:45:06 PM  
So what else are they going to use to distract us from the whole Snowden thing?

/probably waffles
 
2013-07-13 10:45:09 PM  

Wise_Guy: Let's announce this highly controversial verdict of a racially charged incident at 10 PM on a sweltering Saturday night.

What could possibly go wrong?


When I saw this I was like, 'are they insane?' Even if I were the judge I would tell them its too late and we will bring the jury in tomorrow morning.

Like Whoodini said, "Freaks Come Out at Night"
 
2013-07-13 10:45:15 PM  
The entire goal of this media circus and acquittal was to incite Manson's Helter Skelter. That's why the DHS bought all the bullets, obviously. It's really easy to connect the dots and see that this is just a classist control measure.
 
2013-07-13 10:45:19 PM  
He shouldn't have been arrested in the first place.
 
2013-07-13 10:45:24 PM  
static.tumblr.com

Seen stocking up on drop cloths at the local Home Depot.
 
2013-07-13 10:45:38 PM  

steamingpile: Duh, now where are all the fark lawyers who said he was going to jail when this first happened.


I don't think any of the actual lawyers said that. Most said nothing, the few that did speak said he was gonna walk unless something new came out. Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat
 
2013-07-13 10:45:40 PM  
I tend to find pancakes really dry and gummy, even with too much syrup. I like Belgian waffles, though.
 
2013-07-13 10:45:41 PM  

Ganymede_Elegy: Pancakes with cinnamon sugar please


Chocolate chip pancakes FTW
 
2013-07-13 10:45:42 PM  
And still no pictures in this thread of bunnies with pancakes on their head.

/Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-07-13 10:45:49 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Weaver95: if florida burns to the ground before monday morning...would anyone actually care?

It's hard to get water-logged swamplands to burn down.


maybe the third time the castle...er...state will stay up and not sink into the swamp.
 
2013-07-13 10:45:50 PM  
Warm syrup, definitely. 25 Secs in the microwave. REAL maple syrup only. Grew up on Aunt Jemima.

/still like fake syrup
//married a Vermonter
///slashie
 
2013-07-13 10:45:50 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: cman: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

This wasn't us

We voted one up to 8 votes

We were ignored

This. We had a pretty full thread going with the simple "not guilty" headline. I'm surprised they went with this one.


This is why I stick with only getting sponsored for TF. Drew can't have my beer money if they pull stuff like this. (Used to it, welcome to fark applies, but I also get to vote with my wallet)
 
2013-07-13 10:45:50 PM  

WayToBlue: Quick survey: who likes their syrup warm/hot, and who likes it room temp?


Hell NO I like it chilled from the fridge Biatches!!!
 
2013-07-13 10:45:56 PM  

Norad: Drink every time you see the word 'riot' in this thread.


The derp in this thread will be glorious!

/popcorn ready
//soco ready
///riot
 
2013-07-13 10:45:57 PM  
Great.

Now WTF are we going to talk about?

Someone murder someone. Quick!
 
2013-07-13 10:46:02 PM  

Weaver95: if florida burns to the ground before monday morning...would anyone actually care?


On the one hand, never got to take my kid on vacation there, and I love Carl Hiaasen books.

On the other hand, my abusive ex-stepmother and her white trash racist kin live there.

Burn baby burn.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-13 10:46:03 PM  
Syrup should be the temperature of blood. Hot blood, not cold blood.
 
2013-07-13 10:46:03 PM  
www.charlock.org
 
2013-07-13 10:46:07 PM  
Pancakes, sausage and scrambled eggs.  Any time of day works for me.
 
2013-07-13 10:46:11 PM  
Crepes.
 
2013-07-13 10:46:13 PM  
I was told there would be a riot.
As a Canadian, who was watching 'Jesus Christ Superstar' before this decision, I wasn't planning on rioting.
We have had some floods here, so looting may be in order.
 
2013-07-13 10:46:14 PM  

SphericalTime: Okay, after Florida burns down, what state's tag will replace it on Fark?
- DrewCurtis (@DrewCurtis) July 14, 2013

I'm going to go with Texas or Ohio.


If we get a Texas tag, it needs to be bigger than the other tags.
 
2013-07-13 10:46:18 PM  
i.imgur.com
FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST,
THANK GOD ALMIGHTY
HE'S FREE AT LAST!
 
2013-07-13 10:46:20 PM  

SphericalTime: Okay, after Florida burns down, what state's tag will replace it on Fark?
- DrewCurtis (@DrewCurtis) July 14, 2013

I'm going to go with Texas or Ohio.


Arizona.
 
2013-07-13 10:46:20 PM  
French toast, you godless heathens.
 
2013-07-13 10:46:36 PM  

Raiden333: My personal opinion:

Before the trial, I did no research, I only heard what the mainstream media reported, including the chopped up 911 call NBC played.

When the trial started, I listened to it every day at work, starting out rooting for the prosecution.

As the case went on, I started to realize that the case had been mischaracterized in the media and that there was in fact Reasonable Doubt. I saw that the prosecution was unable to establish a consistent narrative of what happened, and relied only on attacking Zimmerman's character and evoking emotion for Martin. I am sad that Martin is dead, it should not have happened. Both men made stupid mistakes that night. I don't know Zimmerman well enough to make a call on if he truly had ill-will in his heart. But I am happy a not guilty verdict was reached, because it means that evidence and the process of law have overridden appeals to emotion.


Didn't they find Zimmerman liable in the wrongful death suit. They at least recognized he was negligent in his actions.
 
2013-07-13 10:46:39 PM  

UNC_Samurai: This is about the prosecution being unable to put together a compelling case.

You don't go to jail just for being proven a racist asshole.


The prosecution was incompetent; the verdict was to be expected, sadly.
 
2013-07-13 10:46:44 PM  
Zimmer who?

www.homorazzi.com
 
2013-07-13 10:46:50 PM  

kombat_unit: How soon till Barry's DOJ files civil rights violation?


So what if they do? You'll get your pancakes either way.
 
2013-07-13 10:46:50 PM  
Still not as sickening as

Black Woman Gets 20 Years for Firing Shot at Wall; White Man Gets 0 Years for Shooting Man in the Back 3 Times, Killing Him

http://www.alternet.org/stand-your-ground-double-standard
 
2013-07-13 10:46:56 PM  
I'd go burn a car or something, but SNL is on in a bit.
 
2013-07-13 10:46:57 PM  

i.imgur.com

 
2013-07-13 10:47:01 PM  

Shadow Blasko: cman: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

This wasn't us

We voted one up to 8 votes

We were ignored

Knock Knock,

Whos There?

Doesn't matter what you voted.

 
2013-07-13 10:47:02 PM  
Zimmerman now hired by the Florida police as he has passed his entrance exam of MURDERING a young black kid.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:04 PM  
I had Sourdough pancakes once,  they were pretty good.  The uncle who made them kept a culture of sourdough yeast in a jar.  They were tasty, but clashed a little with syrup.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:05 PM  

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Great.

Now WTF are we going to talk about?

Someone murder someone. Quick!


Nancy Grace will find something.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:09 PM  
TOT MOM TOT MOM TOT MOM!!!


/Tot Mom Riot could be an interesting band name.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:14 PM  

ZAZ: I like pancackes. As long as they aren't too dark. Nothing worse than a burnt pancake.


thatsracist.gif
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-07-13 10:47:23 PM  
Sissies with guns everywhere rejoice.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:24 PM  
 
2013-07-13 10:47:25 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-13 10:47:31 PM  
My Tea Party friends on FB are in full gloat mode.

It's rather pathetic.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:31 PM  

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Great.

Now WTF are we going to talk about?

Someone murder someone. Quick!


there is still the civil trial...right?
 
2013-07-13 10:47:32 PM  
i306.photobucket.com

/aisle seat
 
2013-07-13 10:47:35 PM  
What about scones?

Scones are f*cking delicious.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:36 PM  

TheManofPA: Shadow Blasko: cman: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

This wasn't us

We voted one up to 8 votes

We were ignored

Knock Knock,

Whos There?

Doesn't matter what you voted.


Awww....it threw away my Rock pic.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:40 PM  
Mix some corn kernels and bits of pre-cooked breakfast sausages in with the pancake batter. And make sure you use real 100% maple syrup, not that  HFCS garbage.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:42 PM  

steamingpile: Duh, now where are all the fark lawyers who said he was going to jail when this first happened.

And where's the riots, I need new headphones.


you should go taunt the next group of black men you see.  let 'em know how happy you are about this verdict.  lemme know how that turns out!
 
2013-07-13 10:47:43 PM  
Raiden333: As the case went on, I started to realize that the case had been mischaracterized in the media and that there was in fact Reasonable Doubt. I saw that the prosecution was unable to establish a consistent narrative of what happened, and relied only on attacking Zimmerman's character and evoking emotion for Martin. I am sad that Martin is dead, it should not have happened. Both men made stupid mistakes that night. I don't know Zimmerman well enough to make a call on if he truly had ill-will in his heart. But I am happy a not guilty verdict was reached, because it means that evidence and the process of law have overridden appeals to emotion.

He chased a kid that did nothing wrong after the 911 operator told him not to, how is that not ill-will?
 
2013-07-13 10:47:47 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: French toast, you godless heathens.


fo' sho
 
2013-07-13 10:47:47 PM  
(sadly) more apropos

damn. just...damn...

0.00% surprising.

but...damn.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:47 PM  
Anyone who celebrates this should be shunned.
Anyone who threatens him should be prosecuted.
Anyone who thinks this means "open season on whatever minority I don't like" should be prosecuted.
Violent rioters should be prosecuted.


Furthermore, everyone should be depressed. A kid is dead, his family is scarred, and a man's life was thrown into chaos and will likely be haunted by this for the rest of his life.

No one wins no matter what happens. My main concern was that people would celebrate this trial's conclusion, despite what a horrible thing that is to celebrate, and I was proven right.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:51 PM  
Allow me to be the first to say dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit.

/dammit
 
2013-07-13 10:47:57 PM  
img825.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-13 10:48:00 PM  

RockSteadyUSMC: The judicial system worked exactly how it's supposed to. There was enough reasonable doubt to acquit, and that was how it should be. The judicial system convicts based on facts and should prove beyond a reasonable doubt, not convict based on public opinion.

/USMC MP
//Yes I have a clue


Then you are obviously a racist sir!
 
2013-07-13 10:48:02 PM  

CavalierEternal: It just dawned on me that I need new home furnishings...


Do you have a van?
 
2013-07-13 10:48:11 PM  
What do you mean I can't attack and hurt pale-skinned people without possible (in this case lethal) consequences?

Glad to see the guy who was trying to protect his neighborhood walk. it's a pity how emotionally-manipulated some people still are by network television.

If you think Zimmerman was ever a murderer, then you need to kill your TV and read a book.
 
2013-07-13 10:48:12 PM  
I do like this headline:

<a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link" data-cke-saved-href="<a href=" href="<a href=" http:="" www.fark.com="" goto="" 7840885="" abcnews.go.com="" us="" george-zimmerman-verdict-guilty="" story%3fid%3d19653300"="" target="_blank">George Zimmerman likes the way this verdict looks, he guarantees it
 
2013-07-13 10:48:15 PM  
I'm in Florida and I make amazing chocolate chip pancakes, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-07-13 10:48:16 PM  
img2.targetimg2.com
 
2013-07-13 10:48:22 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
Game.  Blouses Zimmerman.
 
2013-07-13 10:48:25 PM  
Pancakes suck.  I'm voting for waffles.
 
2013-07-13 10:48:27 PM  
Apparently - a jury stacked with mothers was of the same mindset of Trayvon's own mother - based on the content of Trayvon's text messages. He was needing the discipline of a man. Unfortunately, it didn't come from his father. A sad story, but it likely didn't start with meeting Zimmerman. It only ended that way.
 
2013-07-13 10:48:31 PM  

WayToBlue: Quick survey: who likes their syrup warm/hot, and who likes it room temp?


I can go either way. Mr. Digitalrain is a hot syrup man all the way.
 
2013-07-13 10:48:39 PM  
This headline wins? Seriously?  Someone check to make sure the politics queue is still up because Drew is clearly three sheets to the wind again.
 
2013-07-13 10:48:44 PM  
www.germancarforum.com
 
2013-07-13 10:48:45 PM  
Kids in black hoodies, shots fired in sanford florida
 
2013-07-13 10:48:46 PM  
 
2013-07-13 10:48:49 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: NOT GUILTY!!

JUST LIKE OJ!!


And Casey Anthony.  I knew as soon as the incompetent prosecutor allowed the jury to be made up of 6 white women that this wannabe cop asshat would get off.  I hope the blacks burn Florida to the ground.

/riot
 
2013-07-13 10:48:52 PM  
Paul Bunyan's Flapcakes were soooo huge that his minions used to strap blocks of butter to their feet and skate across his Panjack griddle!
 
2013-07-13 10:49:03 PM  

kombat_unit: How soon till Barry's DOJ files civil rights violation?


They had it already prepared.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:05 PM  

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Great.

Now WTF are we going to talk about?

Someone murder someone. Quick!




You want me to go grab some cute white female off the street? 'Cause I'll do that for you.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:07 PM  

roothog: WayToBlue: Quick survey: who likes their syrup warm/hot, and who likes it room temp?

Hang on, I keep my syrup in the refrigerator. Have I been doing it wrong?


Nah. I do too. It cools down the pancakes and waffles so I can eat them sooner.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:15 PM  

Raiden333: My personal opinion:

Before the trial, I did no research, I only heard what the mainstream media reported, including the chopped up 911 call NBC played.

When the trial started, I listened to it every day at work, starting out rooting for the prosecution.

As the case went on, I started to realize that the case had been mischaracterized in the media and that there was in fact Reasonable Doubt. I saw that the prosecution was unable to establish a consistent narrative of what happened, and relied only on attacking Zimmerman's character and evoking emotion for Martin. I am sad that Martin is dead, it should not have happened. Both men made stupid mistakes that night. I don't know Zimmerman well enough to make a call on if he truly had ill-will in his heart. But I am happy a not guilty verdict was reached, because it means that evidence and the process of law have overridden appeals to emotion.


 This.

/although I realized that the media went butt farking crazy during this and stopped watching almost immediately.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:16 PM  
Waffles ueber alles!
 
2013-07-13 10:49:22 PM  

KingKauff: Waffles are much better when it comes to containing the melted butter and syrup because it has all those little squares to keep it all in.


This is so win it almost made my head explode.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:32 PM  

12349876: Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Great.

Now WTF are we going to talk about?

Someone murder someone. Quick!

Nancy Grace will find something.


that women might reach critical mass and collapse into herself leaving behind a black hole that rips apart the space time continuum.

man I hate that lady
 
2013-07-13 10:49:32 PM  
PANCAKES OR GTFO.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:38 PM  
I like my pancakes with just butter, lots of butter.  Syrup is just too sweet since the pancakes are sweet enough by themselves.  I eat waffles like that too.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:45 PM  

WayToBlue: Quick survey: who likes their syrup warm/hot, and who likes it room temp?


Depends on the syrup.

Regular maple syrup - room temp.

Blueberry syrup - hot.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:46 PM  
by the letter of the law Not Guilty is the correct verdict, too bad you have retards writing your laws
also as of today murder is legal in Florida
 
2013-07-13 10:49:47 PM  

UNC_Samurai: This is about the prosecution being unable to put together a compelling case.

You don't go to jail just for being proven a racist asshole.


I thought that the only people who could be racist was the white folk.
Zimmerman is Hispanic.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:54 PM  
Lots of times when me and KG are watchin' 
All the farkin' shiat that goes down at City Hall, 
We get the feeling we should fark shiat up, 
Yeah we should farkin' start a riot. 
A Riot! 

We have 'em screaming in the streets, 
we have 'em tippin' over shiat and breakin' farkin' windows of small businesses, 
and settin' farkin' fires! 
and settin' farkin' fires! 
and settin' farkin' fires!
 
2013-07-13 10:50:01 PM  
The moral of the story is that if you get into a fight, it's best that you kill your opponent.  That way there can be no one to contradict your version of events.

/All non-retards agree that waffles are the superior breakfast treat.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:01 PM  
I'll take blueberry pancakes. Or waffles. Skip the blue waffles. FREE TRAYVON!
 
2013-07-13 10:50:02 PM  
Making them for my wife tomorrow morning for breakfast. YEAH BUDDY!
 
2013-07-13 10:50:05 PM  
I'll have the Rooty-Tooty Fresh and Fruity, please.

/ Wasn't on jury.
// Has no idea if it's the right verdict or not.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:10 PM  
Anyone wanna bet if and when Zimmerman does a Bartman, leaves the state/country and changes his name?
 
2013-07-13 10:50:13 PM  
www.biography.com

Approves of these shenanigans
 
2013-07-13 10:50:19 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
...a regular riot...
 
2013-07-13 10:50:20 PM  

Pichu0102: Anyone who celebrates this should be shunned.
Anyone who threatens him should be prosecuted.
Anyone who thinks this means "open season on whatever minority I don't like" should be prosecuted.
Violent rioters should be prosecuted.


Furthermore, everyone should be depressed. A kid is dead, his family is scarred, and a man's life was thrown into chaos and will likely be haunted by this for the rest of his life.

No one wins no matter what happens. My main concern was that people would celebrate this trial's conclusion, despite what a horrible thing that is to celebrate, and I was proven right.


Tell that to Casey Anthony. Her daughter may be dead but she is another criminal who will never be punished for the horrible thing she did. She is free... just like Zimmerman. I would take freedom over the bad memories any day.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:21 PM  

steamingpile: Wise_Guy: Let's announce this highly controversial verdict of a racially charged incident at 10 PM on a sweltering Saturday night.

What could possibly go wrong?

When I saw this I was like, 'are they insane?' Even if I were the judge I would tell them its too late and we will bring the jury in tomorrow morning.

Like Whoodini said, "Freaks Come Out at Night"


you give the good people of florida too little credit. Everyone knows we have a florida tag because of the tempered, reasonable actions that regularly make the news out of americas favorite wang doodle state.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:25 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: French toast, you godless heathens.


you rang?
 
2013-07-13 10:50:28 PM  
Of course he got off.  All you need to do anymore to get away with murder is say you felt "threatened."  Doesn't matter what color anyone is in this equation.  Two white people, two black people, mixed...doesn't really matter.  As long as you the shooter tell the jury that you were afraid for your life, you could justify killing an infant if it came down to it.

That's how farked up this country is right now.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:30 PM  

aliceinreaderland.files.wordpress.com

 
2013-07-13 10:50:35 PM  
I'm in Lewis County, NY, so I'm getting a kick out of these pancakes. /maple syrup!
 
2013-07-13 10:50:42 PM  
And if I could get a few silver dollar pancakes with boysenberry syrup, that'd be lovely, thanks.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:43 PM  
Michael Moore Verified account
@MMFlint
Trayvon was the 1 who's life was being threatened--by a guy w/ a gun chasing after him! Trayvon had the RIGHT 2 do ANYTHING 2 defend himself
https://twitter.com/MMFlint/status/356243570098835459
 
2013-07-13 10:50:45 PM  
Is it me, or has this thread already had a rollout of several new troll accounts?
 
2013-07-13 10:50:47 PM  
Zimmerman is in good company:

img2-2.timeinc.net
 
2013-07-13 10:50:49 PM  
This should be a lesson to all black kids in Florida,get home before the street lights go on and don't look massa in the eye. fark you,Florida.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:51 PM  
Thank god. Now if we could bury Benghazi, we'd be set for the fall with nothing to talk about but football.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:53 PM  
I'm aware this is a major national news story - and IMO a horrible one, justice was not served - but it still merits the Florida tag.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:55 PM  

Free Radical: My Tea Party friends on FB are in full gloat mode.

It's rather pathetic.


And I have friends changing their profile pic to that of Martin.

Just as pathetic.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:11 PM  
GonzoNihilist:

You'd think it would be conflicted on this verdict.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:16 PM  
I'm just glad that now we all get to look forward to a summer of racial harmony.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:18 PM  
It's times like these that I thank god a live in an area surrounded by rednecks.  I'm pissed and I'm white.  If a black guy can't walk around without being harassed nobody should be able to.  Until this changes black people will be angry, and I understand.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:18 PM  
I think it was a clear case of manslaughter due to Zimmerman's negligence. Unfortunately the over reached trying to argue a murder case instead of arguing manslaughter. All they would have had to prove is that George Zimmerman actions caused the unnecessary death of Trayvon Martin and nothing involving motive and such.

Personally I do not think it's right that in Florida you can pretty much provoke someone, shoot them dead if they start kicking your ass, and then get off free claiming self defense.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:24 PM  

brimed03: I like buttermilk pancakes.

Butter or syrup? I prefer butter, but sometimes I do both.


I like skittles on my pancakes with some iced tea to drink!
 
2013-07-13 10:51:26 PM  

johncb76006: UNC_Samurai: This is about the prosecution being unable to put together a compelling case.

You don't go to jail just for being proven a racist asshole.

I thought that the only people who could be racist was the white folk.
Zimmerman is Hispanic.


You clearly never met my Sonoran grandmother.

/refused to go to my parents wedding
//mom was marrying a "dirty Irishman"
///slashies come in threes
 
2013-07-13 10:51:27 PM  

Pichu0102: Furthermore, everyone should be depressed. A kid is dead, his family is scarred, and a man's life was thrown into chaos and will likely be haunted by this for the rest of his life.


Oh please. He'll have a Fox News Commentator gig Monday morning and a book out by Christmas. He'll be fine in his gated community.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:30 PM  

Pardon Me Sultan: Still not as sickening as

Black Woman Gets 20 Years for Firing Shot at Wall; White Man Gets 0 Years for Shooting Man in the Back 3 Times, Killing Him

http://www.alternet.org/stand-your-ground-double-standard


Oh please. Anyone doing a google search on that case would find the facts come no where close to what you say. There was even a fark thread about it.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:33 PM  
Cranky seniors all over Florida are on the prowl tonight.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:36 PM  

CavalierEternal: It just dawned on me that I need new home furnishings...


I loaded the van until it was full.  Since that day my living room's been much more comfortable.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:36 PM  

rev. dave: I like my pancakes with just butter, lots of butter.  Syrup is just too sweet since the pancakes are sweet enough by themselves.  I eat waffles like that too.


Waffles are best with lots of butter and just a touch of honey
 
2013-07-13 10:51:37 PM  

Pardon Me Sultan: Still not as sickening as

Black Woman Gets 20 Years for Firing Shot at Wall; White Man Gets 0 Years for Shooting Man in the Back 3 Times, Killing Him

http://www.alternet.org/stand-your-ground-double-standard


You should read her story........its quite an apples and chainsaws comparison.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:40 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-13 10:51:43 PM  
waffles. that is all.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:51 PM  
I saw a turtle.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:55 PM  

brimed03: I like buttermilk pancakes.

Butter or syrup? I prefer butter, but sometimes I do both.


Always both, but on waffles instead.
 
2013-07-13 10:52:05 PM  

SphericalTime: Okay, after Florida burns down, what state's tag will replace it on Fark?
- DrewCurtis (@DrewCurtis) July 14, 2013

I'm going to go with Texas or Ohio.


California. Definitely California.
 
2013-07-13 10:52:06 PM  
I had a ginger pancake and a buttermilk pancake at lunch.
 
2013-07-13 10:52:08 PM  
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2013-07-13 10:52:11 PM  
Booyah.
 
2013-07-13 10:52:25 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Zimmerman is in good company:

[img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]


Your butt... How badly does it hurt?
 
2013-07-13 10:52:27 PM  

johncb76006: UNC_Samurai: This is about the prosecution being unable to put together a compelling case.

You don't go to jail just for being proven a racist asshole.

I thought that the only people who could be racist was the white folk.
Zimmerman is Hispanic.


I'm sure you're trolling, but you should be aware that there can be significant racial tension between Hispanic and black communities.
 
2013-07-13 10:52:30 PM  

Weaver95: if florida burns to the ground before monday morning...would anyone actually care?


Im taking bets on how hot the fire gets.
 
2013-07-13 10:52:31 PM  
Damn. Now I want waffles
 
2013-07-13 10:52:38 PM  
 
2013-07-13 10:52:46 PM  

roothog: SphericalTime: Okay, after Florida burns down, what state's tag will replace it on Fark?
- DrewCurtis (@DrewCurtis) July 14, 2013

I'm going to go with Texas or Ohio.

Arizona.


I could also agree with Arizona.  Governor Bone-finger scares me.
 
2013-07-13 10:52:49 PM  
Time to show the world how a REAL country riots.  Screw those kids in the streets of Cairo, the legitimacy of their plight only detracts from the circus.  We will show the world blood and fire the likes of which only CNN and Fox News have only dreamed of.  This is our country's 9/11.
 
2013-07-13 10:52:50 PM  
News Flash?

Really???

So some Hispanic shot a black kid and got away with it. Big deal. My inbox should not be littered with news flashes about this crap. This isn't news, everyone knew this guy was gonna walk.

Screw you Subby for the waste of a good news flash tag. I'm going to submit a news flash when the next NFL player commits murder, see how you like it then.

/bait in the water
 
2013-07-13 10:52:52 PM  

Rwa2play: UNC_Samurai: This is about the prosecution being unable to put together a compelling case.

You don't go to jail just for being proven a racist asshole.

The prosecution was incompetent; the verdict was to be expected, sadly.


otoh, they really didn't have much to work with other than Zimmerman being White Black. Maybe if he had been bona fide White this railroading may have worked.
 
2013-07-13 10:53:07 PM  

CavalierEternal: It just dawned on me that I need new home furnishings...


And you are in Cleveland, Ohio (I-o)
 
2013-07-13 10:53:11 PM  
 Acquittal gives new meaning to the statement "They always get away." This moment is tragic and ironic.
 
2013-07-13 10:53:13 PM  
Am I the only one who thought that the Florida State Attorney acted like she was giving a Grammy acceptance speech and that she came across like a complete idiot?
 
2013-07-13 10:53:15 PM  
www.angryflower.com
I gotta do everything around here?
 
2013-07-13 10:53:21 PM  
Fark pancakes. I wanna talk about some motherfarking delicious tacos.
 
2013-07-13 10:53:22 PM  

Scottybobotty: KingKauff: Waffles are much better when it comes to containing the melted butter and syrup because it has all those little squares to keep it all in.

This is so win it almost made my head explode.


This is precisely why waffles are so much better. The corollary is that all the squares, properly prepared, add a lot of crispy extra surface area for mouthgasms.
 
2013-07-13 10:53:23 PM  

Pichu0102: A kid is dead, his family is scarred


Maybe his family could have stepped in and stopped his transformation from the decent, Hollister-wearing kid Trayvon to the tattooed, drug-addled, violent racist punk "No_Limit_nubian".

I think I can do without racists calling people cracker, thank you - now welcome to the ground No_Limit_nubian.
 
2013-07-13 10:53:25 PM  

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Worst.  Brady Bunch Remake.  Ever.
 
2013-07-13 10:53:30 PM  

Mighty Taternuts: Raiden333: As the case went on, I started to realize that the case had been mischaracterized in the media and that there was in fact Reasonable Doubt. I saw that the prosecution was unable to establish a consistent narrative of what happened, and relied only on attacking Zimmerman's character and evoking emotion for Martin. I am sad that Martin is dead, it should not have happened. Both men made stupid mistakes that night. I don't know Zimmerman well enough to make a call on if he truly had ill-will in his heart. But I am happy a not guilty verdict was reached, because it means that evidence and the process of law have overridden appeals to emotion.

He chased a kid that did nothing wrong after the 911 operator told him not to, how is that not ill-will?


The operator does not have the authority to issue a police command.
 
2013-07-13 10:53:31 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Of course he got off.  All you need to do anymore to get away with murder is say you felt "threatened."  Doesn't matter what color anyone is in this equation.  Two white people, two black people, mixed...doesn't really matter.  As long as you the shooter tell the jury that you were afraid for your life, you could justify killing an infant if it came down to it.

That's how farked up this country is right now.


It's gonna be fun when the tables are turned:  Older black man shoots white meth head trying to rob him but was fleeing when shot.  Wonder if some on right will be so elated with "Stand Your Ground".
 
2013-07-13 10:53:35 PM  
Balkenbrij for this Dutchman.
 
2013-07-13 10:53:40 PM  
...Riots on the streets of Miami
Riots on the streets on Chicago
On the streets of Long Beach
In San Francisco
Riots on the streets of Kansas City
Tuscaloosa Alabama
Cleveland Ohio..."
 
2013-07-13 10:53:43 PM  
Zimmers address is being tweeted by thousands of accounts. He cannot go home lol
 
2013-07-13 10:53:53 PM  
www.charlock.org
 
2013-07-13 10:53:59 PM  

reklamfox: tbaughm: SphericalTime: Okay, after Florida burns down, what state's tag will replace it on Fark?
- DrewCurtis (@DrewCurtis) July 14, 2013

I'm going to go with Texas or Ohio.

Ohio. We're farking dumb here.

My vote is for Arizona


I do feel it has been far to long for detroit to go without representation.
 
2013-07-13 10:54:01 PM  
Riot Crepes for Bastille Day would be better
 
2013-07-13 10:54:14 PM  

Mighty Taternuts: An unarmed minor was killed while on his walk home.

That is kinda sad.


If he'd used some common sense instead of his actual arms, we'd be reading some other thread.
 
2013-07-13 10:54:19 PM  
I looove pancakes. One of my favorite things is to make pumpkin pancakes in the fall.
 
2013-07-13 10:54:30 PM  

WTF Indeed: make me some tea: So, where are we meeting to riot and burn down a poor neighborhood?

Don't forget the looting!


Who the hell wants to loot poor people?
 
2013-07-13 10:54:31 PM  
I went to the Riot meet-up spot, and nobody was there.

WTF?  I want my free shiat!!!!
 
2013-07-13 10:54:36 PM  

topcon: ROIT.

[i.imgur.com image 570x895]



Its code.

it gets around the NSA search/buzzword algorythms just like saying pron or vodak.
 
2013-07-13 10:54:54 PM  
You mean facts won out on race driven emotional plea /bias from the media and community leaders. and my favorite DUMBARSE line from idiots... B-B-But what if he was a white kid?? well they would have found him not guilty too... You are entitled to your own opinions just not your own facts.

Finally this complete waste of taxpayers money and our time is over
 
2013-07-13 10:54:59 PM  
Dang, choked in the other thread and I have to wait 700 more posts for the famous Sharknado-Zimmerman thread double
 
2013-07-13 10:55:02 PM  
French Toast Brioche w/ maple nut and bacon ice cream?
 
2013-07-13 10:55:04 PM  

ontariolightning: Zimmers address is being tweeted by thousands of accounts. He cannot go home lol


lol that address has been out there for a long time lol it's not as if he was actually going there lol
 
2013-07-13 10:55:06 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com

/one of you Farkers made this
 
2013-07-13 10:55:07 PM  

make me some tea: So, where are we meeting to riot and burn down a poor neighborhood?


Not just you, but it's the Koreans' fault.

/No, it's not.
 
2013-07-13 10:55:22 PM  

OhioUGrad: Am I the only one who thought that the Florida State Attorney acted like she was giving a Grammy acceptance speech and that she came across like a complete idiot?



No. You are not alone
 
2013-07-13 10:55:29 PM  
Free at last, free at last, hallelujah he's free at last. Now let's go linch the DA and prosecutor for misconduct and make sure they get some serious jail time and get millions for the heroic IT guy who exposed their crimes against justice.
 
2013-07-13 10:55:34 PM  
How about a muffin?
 
2013-07-13 10:55:35 PM  
I just had dinner but now I want pancakes.  Thanks, Fark!
 
2013-07-13 10:55:40 PM  
waffles win hands down. You can put ice cream on waffles. you can put pancakes on a bunnys head.

How am I gonna eat pancakes on a bunnys  head? You can't explain that.
 
2013-07-13 10:55:49 PM  
This is a satisfactory outcome.

Not a good outcome: this is not a thing to celebrate. No heroics were done here. This is not a thing to be honored.
Not a bad outcome: a man who did what he had to do to survive was not punished, when he easily could have been.
Not justice: there was no justice to be had. But not injustice either, which could have occurred.

Now healing can begin, if we will let it. It will be a long process, and a painful one. But at least we have not made the wounds worse.
 
2013-07-13 10:55:49 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Of course he got off.  All you need to do anymore to get away with murder is say you felt "threatened."  Doesn't matter what color anyone is in this equation.  Two white people, two black people, mixed...doesn't really matter.  As long as you the shooter tell the jury that you were afraid for your life, you could justify killing an infant if it came down to it.

That's how farked up this country is right now.


Did you miss all those things they call "evidence" and "facts?"  Zimm was getting the shiat kicked out of him and his head being banged against the sidewalk.

The investigating officer knew not to arrest.  There were no charges until it got political and then the political types got their a$$es handed to them.  Zimmerman will now sue and win a case for malicious prosecution.  He should never have been charged.
 
2013-07-13 10:55:54 PM  

doglover: steamingpile: Duh, now where are all the fark lawyers who said he was going to jail when this first happened.


I don't think any of the actual lawyers said that. Most said nothing, the few that did speak said he was gonna walk unless something new came out. Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat


I said fark lawyers not real lawyers
 
2013-07-13 10:55:54 PM  
Link to Sanford, FL police scanner for anyone wanting to follow along.  Pretty quiet so far, I'm thinking the riot threats were all bluster.
 
2013-07-13 10:55:58 PM  

WayToBlue: Quick survey: who likes their syrup warm/hot, and who likes it room temp?


I like it cold so it doesn't melt the whipped cream so quickly.  Though if I have the choice, waffles.
 
2013-07-13 10:56:02 PM  
Simple question: if you claim self defense, you need scant proof that it was self defense?

Very scary verdict, seems like open season for shooting people for no reason at all. And getting away with it.
 
2013-07-13 10:56:02 PM  

Bartman66: You mean facts won out on race driven emotional plea /bias from the media and community leaders. and my favorite DUMBARSE line from idiots... B-B-But what if he was a white kid?? well they would have found him not guilty too... You are entitled to your own opinions just not your own facts.

Finally this complete waste of taxpayers money and our time is over


I think you mean "lack of facts" won out.  There is one very important person who wasn't actually able to give his side of the story.
 
2013-07-13 10:56:03 PM  
Good.
 
2013-07-13 10:56:13 PM  
www.mikesfreegifs.com

Jimbo "He's coming right for us!" defense wins in court.
 
2013-07-13 10:56:15 PM  
Anyone else listening to the seminole fla scanner?
 
2013-07-13 10:56:16 PM  

UNC_Samurai: This is about the prosecution being unable to put together a compelling case.

You don't go to jail just for being proven a racist asshole.


but the racist was the one that was killed. Oh, wait, you mean Zimmerman. The hispanic guy who took a black girl to his prom and was a sponsor to black youth. Yeah, what a racist.
 
2013-07-13 10:56:24 PM  
I'm very unhappy Martin is dead. I honestly believe Zimmerman caused the altercation to happen by his actions. But I accept the jury's decision that Zimmerman didn't murder him nor committed manslaughter.

But I was once a 17-year-old male, walking in my Florida neighborhood at night after going to the local store. Glad no Zimmernam followed me in their car, carrying a gun.
 
d23 [BareFark]
2013-07-13 10:56:25 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: OhioUGrad: Am I the only one who thought that the Florida State Attorney acted like she was giving a Grammy acceptance speech and that she came across like a complete idiot?


No. You are not alone


Nope.
 
2013-07-13 10:56:32 PM  
'... so tis over man?'
'Nah man!'

and now a black panther guy with a french hat is screaming.
 
2013-07-13 10:56:46 PM  

SevenizGud: Pichu0102: A kid is dead, his family is scarred

Maybe his family could have stepped in and stopped his transformation from the decent, Hollister-wearing kid Trayvon to the tattooed, drug-addled, violent racist punk "No_Limit_nubian".

I think I can do without racists calling people cracker, thank you - now welcome to the ground No_Limit_nubian.


suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2013-07-13 10:56:48 PM  
That's real retarded, sir.
 
2013-07-13 10:57:10 PM  

WHITE FLOUR!

 
2013-07-13 10:57:11 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: [deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 585x400]


I'd fistpump her, if you know what I mean.

Oh, Big Breakfast with Hotcakes.

And the breakfast at the KOA we usually frequent have All You Can Eat Pancakes for $3
 
2013-07-13 10:57:15 PM  
The Martin's lawyer just compared this case to Emmet Till. Jesus Christ.

"You have a little black boy who was killed," said Benjamin Crump, an attorney for Martin's parents. "It's going to be reported in history books ,and 50 years from now, our children will talk about Trayvon Martin's case like we talk about Emmett Till."
 
2013-07-13 10:57:16 PM  

make me some tea: Who the hell wants to loot poor people?


Bankers?
 
2013-07-13 10:57:20 PM  
gifs.gifbin.com
 
2013-07-13 10:57:22 PM  
6 women??  I thought it was supposed to be a jury of his peers?
 
2013-07-13 10:57:22 PM  

Jose628: Michael Moore Verified account
@MMFlint
Trayvon was the 1 who's life was being threatened--by a guy w/ a gun chasing after him! Trayvon had the RIGHT 2 do ANYTHING 2 defend himself
https://twitter.com/MMFlint/status/356243570098835459


 Really? He *knew* Z had a gun?

 So, tell me why he attacked a guy who was armed with a gun...cause that's all kinds of stupid no matter who's the "victim".

/the amount of people who think Z and T were mind reading each other is astounding.
 
2013-07-13 10:57:29 PM  

Jabberwookiee: Fark pancakes. I wanna talk about some motherfarking delicious tacos.


i.imgur.com

Why Not Both?
 
2013-07-13 10:57:34 PM  
 If you're surprised, you're easily misled.
/*of course* he's not guilty.
 
2013-07-13 10:57:37 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-13 10:57:40 PM  
I swear this community wasn't always so pro-busybody.
 
2013-07-13 10:57:45 PM  
I am having luftwaffles
 
2013-07-13 10:57:51 PM  
"What the hell? What that because of us?"

"I dunno know man. It started super positive, then it just got crazy"

"I did not like that at all."

"No Kev. None of us did."

"Ya. It was totally messed up."

"It's disgusting how people will, you know, take something good and just take advantage of a situation."

"Yeah."

"There was no time to do anything except just leave, and just hope you're not hurt."
 
2013-07-13 10:57:56 PM  

ontariolightning: Anyone else listening to the seminole fla scanner?


Post a link.
 
2013-07-13 10:57:59 PM  

AirForceVet: I'm very unhappy Martin is dead. I honestly believe Zimmerman caused the altercation to happen by his actions. But I accept the jury's decision that Zimmerman didn't murder him nor committed manslaughter.

But I was once a 17-year-old male, walking in my Florida neighborhood at night after going to the local store. Glad no Zimmernam followed me in their car, carrying a gun.


But what if one was?  Would you have attacked him?
 
2013-07-13 10:58:01 PM  

Branch Dravidian: make me some tea: Who the hell wants to loot poor people?

Bankers?


That ship has already sailed.
 
2013-07-13 10:58:01 PM  

AirForceVet: But I was once a 17-year-old male, walking in my Florida neighborhood at night after going to the local store. Glad no Zimmernam followed me in their car, carrying a gun.


You had the mental faculties necessary to realize it's a bad idea to turn around and attack anyone who comes within 50 feet of you.
 
2013-07-13 10:58:16 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-13 10:58:20 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Raiden333: My personal opinion:

Before the trial, I did no research, I only heard what the mainstream media reported, including the chopped up 911 call NBC played.

When the trial started, I listened to it every day at work, starting out rooting for the prosecution.

As the case went on, I started to realize that the case had been mischaracterized in the media and that there was in fact Reasonable Doubt. I saw that the prosecution was unable to establish a consistent narrative of what happened, and relied only on attacking Zimmerman's character and evoking emotion for Martin. I am sad that Martin is dead, it should not have happened. Both men made stupid mistakes that night. I don't know Zimmerman well enough to make a call on if he truly had ill-will in his heart. But I am happy a not guilty verdict was reached, because it means that evidence and the process of law have overridden appeals to emotion.

Didn't they find Zimmerman liable in the wrongful death suit. They at least recognized he was negligent in his actions.

 
2013-07-13 10:58:21 PM  
At least now we can possibly go back to discussing non-lower-case-'i'mportant issues over the broadcast media.

And, yeah, he'll most likely be be a social pariah for the rest of whatever length of time constitutes the rest of his natural-born-life.
 
2013-07-13 10:58:33 PM  

itsaidwhat: Mighty Taternuts: An unarmed minor was killed while on his walk home.

That is kinda sad.

If he'd used some common sense instead of his actual arms, we'd be reading some other thread.


Yeah totally his fault Zimmerman followed him, that is Trayvon's lack of judgement.
 
2013-07-13 10:58:34 PM  
How long before Gay Panic makes a big comeback in Florida?
 
2013-07-13 10:58:38 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: NOT GUILTY!!

JUST LIKE OJ!!


The jury decided.

That's how it works in our justice system. No posthumous verdicts from the bench, no guilt presumed upon accusation, no tribal dances, no bribes or other bullcrap. The jury decided.

/you forgot Casey Anthony
 
2013-07-13 10:58:46 PM  

andrewejenkins.files.wordpress.com


Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

 
2013-07-13 10:58:49 PM  
Where was this type of outrage when OJ was acquitted?
 
2013-07-13 10:58:55 PM  
Swedish panekakes as made by my Norwegian grandma.

1 cup of flour
2 cups milk (2% at least)
4 eggs
2 to 3 tablespoons of corn oil
A handful of sugar

Preheat griddle to 425, it's ready when droplets of water dance.

Combine ingredients and mix until smooth.  Some small lumps of flour are OK, but not a lot.

Once griddle is heated, melt a tablespoon of butter and spread it across.  Pour half a cup of batter on griddle.  Cook.

On serving, roll up some lingonberry preserve inside and enjoy.

Oh, and I called it in the other thread, the Jury was 5-1 with five for acquittal and 1 for manslaughter.
 
2013-07-13 10:58:55 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-13 10:59:02 PM  
Crepes
 
2013-07-13 10:59:06 PM  
Round food tastes better than square food. Fact.
 
2013-07-13 10:59:07 PM  

Rwa2play: Coco LaFemme: Of course he got off.  All you need to do anymore to get away with murder is say you felt "threatened."  Doesn't matter what color anyone is in this equation.  Two white people, two black people, mixed...doesn't really matter.  As long as you the shooter tell the jury that you were afraid for your life, you could justify killing an infant if it came down to it.

That's how farked up this country is right now.

It's gonna be fun when the tables are turned:  Older black man shoots white meth head trying to rob him but was fleeing when shot.  Wonder if some on right will be so elated with "Stand Your Ground".


Fleeing when shot? Where does that come from?
 
2013-07-13 10:59:11 PM  

heavymetal: I think it was a clear case of manslaughter due to Zimmerman's negligence. Unfortunately the over reached trying to argue a murder case instead of arguing manslaughter. All they would have had to prove is that George Zimmerman actions caused the unnecessary death of Trayvon Martin and nothing involving motive and such.

Personally I do not think it's right that in Florida you can pretty much provoke someone, shoot them dead if they start kicking your ass, and then get off free claiming self defense.


Sadly, this.
 
2013-07-13 10:59:15 PM  

novalord2: The Martin's lawyer just compared this case to Emmet Till. Jesus Christ.

"You have a little black boy who was killed," said Benjamin Crump, an attorney for Martin's parents. "It's going to be reported in history books ,and 50 years from now, our children will talk about Trayvon Martin's case like we talk about Emmett Till."


Whos emmett till?
 
2013-07-13 10:59:19 PM  
Right or wrong I said it all along.

/Now he'll write a book and make millions...
 
2013-07-13 10:59:19 PM