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2013-07-14 03:19:42 AM

Livingroom: Elegy: Southern100: [media.cmgdigital.com image 615x461]

Damn, that does look farked up. I wonder what the fark did that? The gun was 2-4 inches away, not like it was point blank point blank.

thats how this goddamn gun works! i know! i had one! for farks sake, DO SOME RESEARCH! guns are an INTEGRAL part of our society, for better or worse. spend an hour and LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT THEM!


Isn't the guide rod bent though?
 
2013-07-14 03:20:01 AM

Treygreen13: ThatDarkFellow: #justiceformcdonalds

I wonder if Trayvon would have wanted these guys to half-heartedly block the pedestrian crossing for a few hours in his honor.


I think he would be touched.
 
2013-07-14 03:20:12 AM

Treygreen13: ThatDarkFellow: #justiceformcdonalds

I wonder if Trayvon would have wanted these guys to half-heartedly block the pedestrian crossing for a few hours in his honor.


They'd probably block it with a moss covered three handled family gredunza.
 
2013-07-14 03:20:22 AM
Florida's idiotic law described as a knock knock joke:

A- Knock knock!

B- Who's there?

A- I'm scared! *BANG*!!
 
2013-07-14 03:20:29 AM

ThatDarkFellow: #justiceformcdonalds


You are one funny sumbiatch.
 
2013-07-14 03:20:37 AM

Tellingthem: Popcorn Johnny: The Oakland mob has captured an intersection.

half an intersection. I've seen critical mass do a better job at stopping traffic...


I just hope none of the drivers moving through turn out to be drunk. That would be bad.
 
2013-07-14 03:20:50 AM
for all you ignorant farkers out there, he's several photos of the KelTec PF-11 with the slide locked back:

img.photobucket.com
www.gunandgame.com www.jtice.com
www.southernoutdoorlife.com

thats how this gun works. if you think you or any human being can bend the barrel of ANY gun, especially a 9mm which is built to withstand 60,000 PSI, then i have a bridge and some swampland for sale that i think you'd like to buy.
 
2013-07-14 03:21:07 AM
I might have just heard the dispatcher stifling laughter. But I'll be damned if I can tell what was so funny.

Is she single? Does she have a 900 number I can call? These are important questions.
 
2013-07-14 03:21:18 AM
What white people think is going to happen now:
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-14 03:21:18 AM
1) Zimmerman killed Martin.

2) There is not enough verifiable information available for anyone to honestly conclude how justified the shooting was or was not.

3) As such, anyone falling hard on one side or the other of this issue is motivated by something other than just facts.

3) The jury found there was not enough evidence to remove reasonable doubt, and therefore acquitted. They even asked for a clarification of their Manslaughter option - it's not like they just wanted to let the guy off the hook for taking the life of a stranger.

4) This does not equate to Zimmerman being innocent.

5) Anyone upset by this verdict is not being reasonable and/or doesn't understand how our justice system works.

6) Anyone celebrating this verdict is not being reasonable, they're gloating.


7) Protesting or rioting over this verdict accomplishes nothing whatsoever.

8) If you riot, you lack self control and have nothing of value to contribute to society.

9) If you loot or perform random acts of damage that hurt the lives or livelihoods of strangers because you're pissed about something entirely unrelated to those people, you are a worthless human being.

10) If you don't like the society and the laws that brought about this killing, this trial, and/or this verdict, it is your responsibility to act in a manner to that might actually affect change instead of just being a dick about it:

- VOTE.

- Become involved in politics, and actively support candidates and laws that might lead to effective change.

- Become  informed on the issues that concern you, and speak about them. Out-reason anyone who disagrees with you. Prove them wrong.

- Become active in your community, and try to affect change locally as well.

- Fight for or against gun laws. Fight for or against stand-your-ground laws. Etc.

Also, stop being a useless dick puffing up your chest on message boards. You're accomplishing nothing.
 
2013-07-14 03:21:56 AM

oregon fubaralas: Almost sensing an OH SNAP! moment any time in Oakland. Like some cop trying to arrest a vandal and setting it all off. Hope so.


I think it will come from one of these cars being too stubborn to turn around and go the other way. They'll end up hitting somebody while weaving through people and shiat's gonna explode.
 
2013-07-14 03:22:18 AM

Livingroom: Elegy: Southern100: [media.cmgdigital.com image 615x461]

Damn, that does look farked up. I wonder what the fark did that? The gun was 2-4 inches away, not like it was point blank point blank.

thats how this goddamn gun works! i know! i had one! for farks sake, DO SOME RESEARCH! guns are an INTEGRAL part of our society, for better or worse. spend an hour and LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT THEM!


The barrel of the semi-automatic that I own does not do that when the slide is locked back. Sorry for not being an expert in every sort of handgun known to man.
 
2013-07-14 03:23:02 AM

Livingroom: i have a bridge and some swampland for sale that i think you'd like to buy.


How about just the swampland?
bloggingblue.com
 
2013-07-14 03:23:11 AM

100 Watt Walrus: 1) Zimmerman killed Martin.

2) There is not enough verifiable information available for anyone to honestly conclude how justified the shooting was or was not.

3) As such, anyone falling hard on one side or the other of this issue is motivated by something other than just facts.

3) The jury found there was not enough evidence to remove reasonable doubt, and therefore acquitted. They even asked for a clarification of their Manslaughter option - it's not like they just wanted to let the guy off the hook for taking the life of a stranger.

4) This does not equate to Zimmerman being innocent.

5) Anyone upset by this verdict is not being reasonable and/or doesn't understand how our justice system works.

6) Anyone celebrating this verdict is not being reasonable, they're gloating.

7) Protesting or rioting over this verdict accomplishes nothing whatsoever.

8) If you riot, you lack self control and have nothing of value to contribute to society.

9) If you loot or perform random acts of damage that hurt the lives or livelihoods of strangers because you're pissed about something entirely unrelated to those people, you are a worthless human being.

10) If you don't like the society and the laws that brought about this killing, this trial, and/or this verdict, it is your responsibility to act in a manner to that might actually affect change instead of just being a dick about it:

- VOTE.

- Become involved in politics, and actively support candidates and laws that might lead to effective change.

- Become  informed on the issues that concern you, and speak about them. Out-reason anyone who disagrees with you. Prove them wrong.

- Become active in your community, and try to affect change locally as well.

- Fight for or against gun laws. Fight for or against stand-your-ground laws. Etc.

Also, stop being a useless dick puffing up your chest on message boards. You're accomplishing nothing.


You go first.
 
2013-07-14 03:23:53 AM
Now we're in for it. Let me be the first to say, no Foot Locker is safe.
 
2013-07-14 03:24:25 AM

Elegy: Livingroom: Elegy: Southern100: [media.cmgdigital.com image 615x461]

Damn, that does look farked up. I wonder what the fark did that? The gun was 2-4 inches away, not like it was point blank point blank.

thats how this goddamn gun works! i know! i had one! for farks sake, DO SOME RESEARCH! guns are an INTEGRAL part of our society, for better or worse. spend an hour and LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT THEM!

The barrel of the semi-automatic that I own does not do that when the slide is locked back. Sorry for not being an expert in every sort of handgun known to man.


sorry, you're right, i just watched some people burn an american flag and i'm pretty upset, i apologize. some semi-auto pistols have a fixed barrel, such as most 22s and 380s.
 
2013-07-14 03:24:35 AM
They need some music. Back in the day, you could use a boombox and get everyone all focused on some heavy protest music, but everyone with their own iPod and earbuds, doesn't quite have the same unifying effect.
 
2013-07-14 03:24:39 AM

Livingroom: thats how this gun works. if you think you or any human being can bend the barrel of ANY gun, especially a 9mm which is built to withstand 60,000 PSI, then i have a bridge and some swampland for sale that i think you'd like to buy.


Kel-Tec is still dogshiat.
 
2013-07-14 03:24:46 AM
.www.tektonics.org
 
2013-07-14 03:25:08 AM
So a Hispanic shoots a black and is acquitted by women, but it's still white men's fault.
 
2013-07-14 03:25:25 AM
pbs.twimg.com
Here's the police car reportedly vandalized.
 
2013-07-14 03:25:25 AM

Livingroom: for all you ignorant farkers out there, he's several photos of the KelTec PF-11 with the slide locked back:

[img.photobucket.com image 431x719]
[www.gunandgame.com image 850x633] [www.jtice.com image 640x422]
[www.southernoutdoorlife.com image 645x420]

thats how this gun works. if you think you or any human being can bend the barrel of ANY gun, especially a 9mm which is built to withstand 60,000 PSI, then i have a bridge and some swampland for sale that i think you'd like to buy.


I've never personally seen a 9mm do that, but hey, I have no problem admitting I'm wrong. Most of my experience comes from revolvers & shotguns, because I won't use a semi-automatic for home defense.
 
2013-07-14 03:25:31 AM

100 Watt Walrus: 6) Anyone celebrating this verdict is not being reasonable, they're gloating.


Plenty of spiking the football going on.
 
2013-07-14 03:25:44 AM
LAScanner: BALDWIN HILLS *Update: Large unruly crowd @ shooting scene on Don Miguel. LAPD needs units to push crowd back.
 
2013-07-14 03:25:55 AM
So isn't preparing for the attractive and successful population to riot profiling?
 
2013-07-14 03:26:02 AM

Fark It: Livingroom: thats how this gun works. if you think you or any human being can bend the barrel of ANY gun, especially a 9mm which is built to withstand 60,000 PSI, then i have a bridge and some swampland for sale that i think you'd like to buy.

Kel-Tec is still dogshiat.


tell that to trayvon martin. all of the arguments about "this gun is crap" and "9mm isnt enough to kill anyone!" are going to be met with my answer "Tell that to Trayvon." and i'm on the side of zimmerman here.
 
2013-07-14 03:26:32 AM
Tatsuma:
Did you just ignore the part where I said racists would have a field day with those tweets?

You mean, racists like you?

So, tell us, are you having a field day with those tweets?
 
2013-07-14 03:26:42 AM
'www.tektonics.org
 
2013-07-14 03:27:07 AM
Anyone watching ABC 7 skycam, it is about to leave the protest.
 
2013-07-14 03:27:19 AM

mr lawson: So a Hispanic shoots a black and is acquitted by women, but it's still white men's fault.


Dude, it's always a white guy;s fault.
 
2013-07-14 03:27:50 AM
-www.tektonics.org
 
2013-07-14 03:28:18 AM

TheDumbBlonde: You go first.


Stop being so mutable.
 
2013-07-14 03:28:41 AM

Otto_E_Rodika: So isn't preparing for the attractive and successful population to riot profiling?


It's not a riot if black people do it
 
2013-07-14 03:28:49 AM
Twitter has a lot of pictures of smashed windows. Looks like this crowd hasn't been as calm as it looks from above.
 
2013-07-14 03:29:12 AM
anyone know what LAPD is talking about?
 
2013-07-14 03:29:31 AM

Livingroom: Fark It: Livingroom: thats how this gun works. if you think you or any human being can bend the barrel of ANY gun, especially a 9mm which is built to withstand 60,000 PSI, then i have a bridge and some swampland for sale that i think you'd like to buy.

Kel-Tec is still dogshiat.

tell that to trayvon martin. all of the arguments about "this gun is crap" and "9mm isnt enough to kill anyone!" are going to be met with my answer "Tell that to Trayvon." and i'm on the side of zimmerman here.


6,000 round service life.....
 
2013-07-14 03:29:31 AM
Hey guys, did anybody post this picture yet?

www.tektonics.org
 
2013-07-14 03:29:44 AM

Southern100: The gun is garbage. Have you seen it? It's all bent up. The tube is bent up, the slide is unable to close because of it.. Probably because of the point blank shot. The gun will never be used again.


Most likely that is just the position of the tube with the slide locked back.
 
2013-07-14 03:30:16 AM

Boojum2k: Popcorn Johnny: The Oakland mob has captured an intersection.

And mildly annoying drivers.


It's Oakland.  The drivers there are pre-annoyed.

All the protesters are doing is giving them a visible reason to be annoyed, as opposed to their normal, "Oh fark; I'm in Oakland" mindset.
 
2013-07-14 03:30:19 AM

Red Shirt Blues: TheDumbBlonde: You go first.

Stop being so mutable.


LOL.
 
2013-07-14 03:30:32 AM

Livingroom: Elegy: Livingroom: Elegy: Southern100: [media.cmgdigital.com image 615x461]

Damn, that does look farked up. I wonder what the fark did that? The gun was 2-4 inches away, not like it was point blank point blank.

thats how this goddamn gun works! i know! i had one! for farks sake, DO SOME RESEARCH! guns are an INTEGRAL part of our society, for better or worse. spend an hour and LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT THEM!

The barrel of the semi-automatic that I own does not do that when the slide is locked back. Sorry for not being an expert in every sort of handgun known to man.

sorry, you're right, i just watched some people burn an american flag and i'm pretty upset, i apologize. some semi-auto pistols have a fixed barrel, such as most 22s and 380s.


It's cool, thanks for the education, actually.
 
2013-07-14 03:30:50 AM
`www.tektonics.org
 
2013-07-14 03:31:05 AM

Boojum2k: They need some music. Back in the day, you could use a boombox and get everyone all focused on some heavy protest music, but everyone with their own iPod and earbuds, doesn't quite have the same unifying effect.


And only white people are moved by tribal drums. Funny world.
 
2013-07-14 03:31:26 AM

Elegy: Livingroom: Elegy: Livingroom: Elegy: Southern100: [media.cmgdigital.com image 615x461]

Damn, that does look farked up. I wonder what the fark did that? The gun was 2-4 inches away, not like it was point blank point blank.

thats how this goddamn gun works! i know! i had one! for farks sake, DO SOME RESEARCH! guns are an INTEGRAL part of our society, for better or worse. spend an hour and LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT THEM!

The barrel of the semi-automatic that I own does not do that when the slide is locked back. Sorry for not being an expert in every sort of handgun known to man.

sorry, you're right, i just watched some people burn an american flag and i'm pretty upset, i apologize. some semi-auto pistols have a fixed barrel, such as most 22s and 380s.

It's cool, thanks for the education, actually.


Water under the bridge. :)
 
2013-07-14 03:31:46 AM

OOBE Juan Kenobi: `[www.tektonics.org image 300x235]


My nipples explode with delight.
 
2013-07-14 03:31:55 AM
Let me know when the Oakland crowd takes back frutivale station.
 
2013-07-14 03:32:28 AM

Gyrfalcon: That Zimmerman could have avoided the fight by staying back (or better still, staying in his car) does not matter to a verdict of self-defense; what matter is, at the moment of decision, did he reasonably believe his life was in danger? And clearly, the jury agreed that he did.


Something occurred to me as I read this.  Say (hypothetically, don't know if it's true or not) Zimmerman did get out of his car and assault Martin unprovoked.  Say Martin fought back.  Say Zimmerman was in fear of his life and shot Martin.  Could Zimmerman be potentially found guilty of felony murder?

I know that wasn't the prosecution's case, but.
 
2013-07-14 03:33:13 AM

oregon fubaralas: anyone know what LAPD is talking about?


Honestly, does anyone know what the LAPD is ever talking about?
 
2013-07-14 03:33:54 AM
 
2013-07-14 03:34:58 AM
Vines on Twitter show up-close shot of the protestors. Seem to be mostly white.
 
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