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2013-07-13 10:49:38 PM
I like my pancakes with just butter, lots of butter.  Syrup is just too sweet since the pancakes are sweet enough by themselves.  I eat waffles like that too.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:45 PM

WayToBlue: Quick survey: who likes their syrup warm/hot, and who likes it room temp?


Depends on the syrup.

Regular maple syrup - room temp.

Blueberry syrup - hot.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:46 PM
by the letter of the law Not Guilty is the correct verdict, too bad you have retards writing your laws
also as of today murder is legal in Florida
 
2013-07-13 10:49:47 PM

UNC_Samurai: This is about the prosecution being unable to put together a compelling case.

You don't go to jail just for being proven a racist asshole.


I thought that the only people who could be racist was the white folk.
Zimmerman is Hispanic.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:54 PM
Lots of times when me and KG are watchin' 
All the farkin' shiat that goes down at City Hall, 
We get the feeling we should fark shiat up, 
Yeah we should farkin' start a riot. 
A Riot! 

We have 'em screaming in the streets, 
we have 'em tippin' over shiat and breakin' farkin' windows of small businesses, 
and settin' farkin' fires! 
and settin' farkin' fires! 
and settin' farkin' fires!
 
2013-07-13 10:50:01 PM
The moral of the story is that if you get into a fight, it's best that you kill your opponent.  That way there can be no one to contradict your version of events.

/All non-retards agree that waffles are the superior breakfast treat.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:01 PM
I'll take blueberry pancakes. Or waffles. Skip the blue waffles. FREE TRAYVON!
 
2013-07-13 10:50:02 PM
Making them for my wife tomorrow morning for breakfast. YEAH BUDDY!
 
2013-07-13 10:50:05 PM
I'll have the Rooty-Tooty Fresh and Fruity, please.

/ Wasn't on jury.
// Has no idea if it's the right verdict or not.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:10 PM
Anyone wanna bet if and when Zimmerman does a Bartman, leaves the state/country and changes his name?
 
2013-07-13 10:50:13 PM
www.biography.com

Approves of these shenanigans
 
2013-07-13 10:50:19 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
...a regular riot...
 
2013-07-13 10:50:20 PM

Pichu0102: Anyone who celebrates this should be shunned.
Anyone who threatens him should be prosecuted.
Anyone who thinks this means "open season on whatever minority I don't like" should be prosecuted.
Violent rioters should be prosecuted.


Furthermore, everyone should be depressed. A kid is dead, his family is scarred, and a man's life was thrown into chaos and will likely be haunted by this for the rest of his life.

No one wins no matter what happens. My main concern was that people would celebrate this trial's conclusion, despite what a horrible thing that is to celebrate, and I was proven right.


Tell that to Casey Anthony. Her daughter may be dead but she is another criminal who will never be punished for the horrible thing she did. She is free... just like Zimmerman. I would take freedom over the bad memories any day.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:21 PM

steamingpile: Wise_Guy: Let's announce this highly controversial verdict of a racially charged incident at 10 PM on a sweltering Saturday night.

What could possibly go wrong?

When I saw this I was like, 'are they insane?' Even if I were the judge I would tell them its too late and we will bring the jury in tomorrow morning.

Like Whoodini said, "Freaks Come Out at Night"


you give the good people of florida too little credit. Everyone knows we have a florida tag because of the tempered, reasonable actions that regularly make the news out of americas favorite wang doodle state.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:25 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: French toast, you godless heathens.


you rang?
 
2013-07-13 10:50:28 PM
Of course he got off.  All you need to do anymore to get away with murder is say you felt "threatened."  Doesn't matter what color anyone is in this equation.  Two white people, two black people, mixed...doesn't really matter.  As long as you the shooter tell the jury that you were afraid for your life, you could justify killing an infant if it came down to it.

That's how farked up this country is right now.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:30 PM
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2013-07-13 10:50:35 PM
I'm in Lewis County, NY, so I'm getting a kick out of these pancakes. /maple syrup!
 
2013-07-13 10:50:42 PM
And if I could get a few silver dollar pancakes with boysenberry syrup, that'd be lovely, thanks.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:43 PM
Michael Moore Verified account
@MMFlint
Trayvon was the 1 who's life was being threatened--by a guy w/ a gun chasing after him! Trayvon had the RIGHT 2 do ANYTHING 2 defend himself
https://twitter.com/MMFlint/status/356243570098835459
 
2013-07-13 10:50:45 PM
Is it me, or has this thread already had a rollout of several new troll accounts?
 
2013-07-13 10:50:47 PM
Zimmerman is in good company:

img2-2.timeinc.net
 
2013-07-13 10:50:49 PM
This should be a lesson to all black kids in Florida,get home before the street lights go on and don't look massa in the eye. fark you,Florida.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:51 PM
Thank god. Now if we could bury Benghazi, we'd be set for the fall with nothing to talk about but football.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:53 PM
I'm aware this is a major national news story - and IMO a horrible one, justice was not served - but it still merits the Florida tag.
 
2013-07-13 10:50:55 PM

Free Radical: My Tea Party friends on FB are in full gloat mode.

It's rather pathetic.


And I have friends changing their profile pic to that of Martin.

Just as pathetic.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:11 PM

GonzoNihilist:


You'd think it would be conflicted on this verdict.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:16 PM
I'm just glad that now we all get to look forward to a summer of racial harmony.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:18 PM
It's times like these that I thank god a live in an area surrounded by rednecks.  I'm pissed and I'm white.  If a black guy can't walk around without being harassed nobody should be able to.  Until this changes black people will be angry, and I understand.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:18 PM
I think it was a clear case of manslaughter due to Zimmerman's negligence. Unfortunately the over reached trying to argue a murder case instead of arguing manslaughter. All they would have had to prove is that George Zimmerman actions caused the unnecessary death of Trayvon Martin and nothing involving motive and such.

Personally I do not think it's right that in Florida you can pretty much provoke someone, shoot them dead if they start kicking your ass, and then get off free claiming self defense.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:24 PM

brimed03: I like buttermilk pancakes.

Butter or syrup? I prefer butter, but sometimes I do both.


I like skittles on my pancakes with some iced tea to drink!
 
2013-07-13 10:51:26 PM

johncb76006: UNC_Samurai: This is about the prosecution being unable to put together a compelling case.

You don't go to jail just for being proven a racist asshole.

I thought that the only people who could be racist was the white folk.
Zimmerman is Hispanic.


You clearly never met my Sonoran grandmother.

/refused to go to my parents wedding
//mom was marrying a "dirty Irishman"
///slashies come in threes
 
2013-07-13 10:51:27 PM

Pichu0102: Furthermore, everyone should be depressed. A kid is dead, his family is scarred, and a man's life was thrown into chaos and will likely be haunted by this for the rest of his life.


Oh please. He'll have a Fox News Commentator gig Monday morning and a book out by Christmas. He'll be fine in his gated community.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:30 PM

Pardon Me Sultan: Still not as sickening as

Black Woman Gets 20 Years for Firing Shot at Wall; White Man Gets 0 Years for Shooting Man in the Back 3 Times, Killing Him

http://www.alternet.org/stand-your-ground-double-standard


Oh please. Anyone doing a google search on that case would find the facts come no where close to what you say. There was even a fark thread about it.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:33 PM
Cranky seniors all over Florida are on the prowl tonight.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:36 PM

CavalierEternal: It just dawned on me that I need new home furnishings...


I loaded the van until it was full.  Since that day my living room's been much more comfortable.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:36 PM

rev. dave: I like my pancakes with just butter, lots of butter.  Syrup is just too sweet since the pancakes are sweet enough by themselves.  I eat waffles like that too.


Waffles are best with lots of butter and just a touch of honey
 
2013-07-13 10:51:37 PM

Pardon Me Sultan: Still not as sickening as

Black Woman Gets 20 Years for Firing Shot at Wall; White Man Gets 0 Years for Shooting Man in the Back 3 Times, Killing Him

http://www.alternet.org/stand-your-ground-double-standard


You should read her story........its quite an apples and chainsaws comparison.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:40 PM
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2013-07-13 10:51:43 PM
waffles. that is all.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:51 PM
I saw a turtle.
 
2013-07-13 10:51:55 PM

brimed03: I like buttermilk pancakes.

Butter or syrup? I prefer butter, but sometimes I do both.


Always both, but on waffles instead.
 
2013-07-13 10:52:05 PM

SphericalTime: Okay, after Florida burns down, what state's tag will replace it on Fark?
- DrewCurtis (@DrewCurtis) July 14, 2013

I'm going to go with Texas or Ohio.


California. Definitely California.
 
2013-07-13 10:52:06 PM
I had a ginger pancake and a buttermilk pancake at lunch.
 
2013-07-13 10:52:08 PM
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2013-07-13 10:52:11 PM
Booyah.
 
2013-07-13 10:52:25 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Zimmerman is in good company:

[img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]


Your butt... How badly does it hurt?
 
2013-07-13 10:52:27 PM

johncb76006: UNC_Samurai: This is about the prosecution being unable to put together a compelling case.

You don't go to jail just for being proven a racist asshole.

I thought that the only people who could be racist was the white folk.
Zimmerman is Hispanic.


I'm sure you're trolling, but you should be aware that there can be significant racial tension between Hispanic and black communities.
 
2013-07-13 10:52:30 PM

Weaver95: if florida burns to the ground before monday morning...would anyone actually care?


Im taking bets on how hot the fire gets.
 
2013-07-13 10:52:31 PM
Damn. Now I want waffles
 
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