If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(CBS News) NewsFlash Zimmerman found not guilty, let's talk about pancakes   (cbsnews.com) divider line 2644
    More: NewsFlash, Mark O'Mara, florida, neighborhood watch, Skittles, teen Trayvon, concrete masonry unit, verdicts, Rionda  
•       •       •

13052 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jul 2013 at 10:38 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»


Want to get NewsFlash notifications in email?

2644 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last
 
2013-07-13 10:46:50 PM

kombat_unit: How soon till Barry's DOJ files civil rights violation?


So what if they do? You'll get your pancakes either way.
 
2013-07-13 10:46:50 PM
Still not as sickening as

Black Woman Gets 20 Years for Firing Shot at Wall; White Man Gets 0 Years for Shooting Man in the Back 3 Times, Killing Him

http://www.alternet.org/stand-your-ground-double-standard
 
2013-07-13 10:46:56 PM
I'd go burn a car or something, but SNL is on in a bit.
 
2013-07-13 10:46:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-13 10:47:01 PM

Shadow Blasko: cman: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

This wasn't us

We voted one up to 8 votes

We were ignored

Knock Knock,

Whos There?

Doesn't matter what you voted.

 
2013-07-13 10:47:02 PM
Zimmerman now hired by the Florida police as he has passed his entrance exam of MURDERING a young black kid.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:04 PM
I had Sourdough pancakes once,  they were pretty good.  The uncle who made them kept a culture of sourdough yeast in a jar.  They were tasty, but clashed a little with syrup.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:05 PM

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Great.

Now WTF are we going to talk about?

Someone murder someone. Quick!


Nancy Grace will find something.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:09 PM
TOT MOM TOT MOM TOT MOM!!!


/Tot Mom Riot could be an interesting band name.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:14 PM

ZAZ: I like pancackes. As long as they aren't too dark. Nothing worse than a burnt pancake.


thatsracist.gif
 
ecl
2013-07-13 10:47:23 PM
Sissies with guns everywhere rejoice.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:24 PM

Bob The Nob:


TURK!!
 
2013-07-13 10:47:25 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-13 10:47:31 PM
My Tea Party friends on FB are in full gloat mode.

It's rather pathetic.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:31 PM

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Great.

Now WTF are we going to talk about?

Someone murder someone. Quick!


there is still the civil trial...right?
 
2013-07-13 10:47:32 PM
i306.photobucket.com

/aisle seat
 
2013-07-13 10:47:35 PM
What about scones?

Scones are f*cking delicious.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:36 PM

TheManofPA: Shadow Blasko: cman: NuclearPenguins: TF voters, I am disappoint.

This wasn't us

We voted one up to 8 votes

We were ignored

Knock Knock,

Whos There?

Doesn't matter what you voted.


Awww....it threw away my Rock pic.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:40 PM
Mix some corn kernels and bits of pre-cooked breakfast sausages in with the pancake batter. And make sure you use real 100% maple syrup, not that  HFCS garbage.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:42 PM

steamingpile: Duh, now where are all the fark lawyers who said he was going to jail when this first happened.

And where's the riots, I need new headphones.


you should go taunt the next group of black men you see.  let 'em know how happy you are about this verdict.  lemme know how that turns out!
 
2013-07-13 10:47:43 PM
Raiden333: As the case went on, I started to realize that the case had been mischaracterized in the media and that there was in fact Reasonable Doubt. I saw that the prosecution was unable to establish a consistent narrative of what happened, and relied only on attacking Zimmerman's character and evoking emotion for Martin. I am sad that Martin is dead, it should not have happened. Both men made stupid mistakes that night. I don't know Zimmerman well enough to make a call on if he truly had ill-will in his heart. But I am happy a not guilty verdict was reached, because it means that evidence and the process of law have overridden appeals to emotion.

He chased a kid that did nothing wrong after the 911 operator told him not to, how is that not ill-will?
 
2013-07-13 10:47:47 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: French toast, you godless heathens.


fo' sho
 
2013-07-13 10:47:47 PM
(sadly) more apropos

damn. just...damn...

0.00% surprising.

but...damn.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:47 PM
Anyone who celebrates this should be shunned.
Anyone who threatens him should be prosecuted.
Anyone who thinks this means "open season on whatever minority I don't like" should be prosecuted.
Violent rioters should be prosecuted.


Furthermore, everyone should be depressed. A kid is dead, his family is scarred, and a man's life was thrown into chaos and will likely be haunted by this for the rest of his life.

No one wins no matter what happens. My main concern was that people would celebrate this trial's conclusion, despite what a horrible thing that is to celebrate, and I was proven right.
 
2013-07-13 10:47:51 PM
Allow me to be the first to say dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit.

/dammit
 
2013-07-13 10:47:57 PM
img825.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-13 10:48:00 PM

RockSteadyUSMC: The judicial system worked exactly how it's supposed to. There was enough reasonable doubt to acquit, and that was how it should be. The judicial system convicts based on facts and should prove beyond a reasonable doubt, not convict based on public opinion.

/USMC MP
//Yes I have a clue


Then you are obviously a racist sir!
 
2013-07-13 10:48:02 PM

CavalierEternal: It just dawned on me that I need new home furnishings...


Do you have a van?
 
2013-07-13 10:48:11 PM
What do you mean I can't attack and hurt pale-skinned people without possible (in this case lethal) consequences?

Glad to see the guy who was trying to protect his neighborhood walk. it's a pity how emotionally-manipulated some people still are by network television.

If you think Zimmerman was ever a murderer, then you need to kill your TV and read a book.
 
2013-07-13 10:48:12 PM
I do like this headline:

<a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link" data-cke-saved-href="<a href=" href="<a href=" http:="" www.fark.com="" goto="" 7840885="" abcnews.go.com="" us="" george-zimmerman-verdict-guilty="" story%3fid%3d19653300"="" target="_blank">George Zimmerman likes the way this verdict looks, he guarantees it
 
2013-07-13 10:48:15 PM
I'm in Florida and I make amazing chocolate chip pancakes, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-07-13 10:48:16 PM
img2.targetimg2.com
 
2013-07-13 10:48:22 PM
t3.gstatic.com
Game.  Blouses Zimmerman.
 
2013-07-13 10:48:25 PM
Pancakes suck.  I'm voting for waffles.
 
2013-07-13 10:48:27 PM
Apparently - a jury stacked with mothers was of the same mindset of Trayvon's own mother - based on the content of Trayvon's text messages. He was needing the discipline of a man. Unfortunately, it didn't come from his father. A sad story, but it likely didn't start with meeting Zimmerman. It only ended that way.
 
2013-07-13 10:48:31 PM

WayToBlue: Quick survey: who likes their syrup warm/hot, and who likes it room temp?


I can go either way. Mr. Digitalrain is a hot syrup man all the way.
 
2013-07-13 10:48:39 PM
This headline wins? Seriously?  Someone check to make sure the politics queue is still up because Drew is clearly three sheets to the wind again.
 
2013-07-13 10:48:44 PM
www.germancarforum.com
 
2013-07-13 10:48:45 PM
Kids in black hoodies, shots fired in sanford florida
 
2013-07-13 10:48:46 PM
 
2013-07-13 10:48:49 PM

Lionel Mandrake: NOT GUILTY!!

JUST LIKE OJ!!


And Casey Anthony.  I knew as soon as the incompetent prosecutor allowed the jury to be made up of 6 white women that this wannabe cop asshat would get off.  I hope the blacks burn Florida to the ground.

/riot
 
2013-07-13 10:48:52 PM
Paul Bunyan's Flapcakes were soooo huge that his minions used to strap blocks of butter to their feet and skate across his Panjack griddle!
 
2013-07-13 10:49:03 PM

kombat_unit: How soon till Barry's DOJ files civil rights violation?


They had it already prepared.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:05 PM

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Great.

Now WTF are we going to talk about?

Someone murder someone. Quick!




You want me to go grab some cute white female off the street? 'Cause I'll do that for you.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:07 PM

roothog: WayToBlue: Quick survey: who likes their syrup warm/hot, and who likes it room temp?

Hang on, I keep my syrup in the refrigerator. Have I been doing it wrong?


Nah. I do too. It cools down the pancakes and waffles so I can eat them sooner.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:15 PM

Raiden333: My personal opinion:

Before the trial, I did no research, I only heard what the mainstream media reported, including the chopped up 911 call NBC played.

When the trial started, I listened to it every day at work, starting out rooting for the prosecution.

As the case went on, I started to realize that the case had been mischaracterized in the media and that there was in fact Reasonable Doubt. I saw that the prosecution was unable to establish a consistent narrative of what happened, and relied only on attacking Zimmerman's character and evoking emotion for Martin. I am sad that Martin is dead, it should not have happened. Both men made stupid mistakes that night. I don't know Zimmerman well enough to make a call on if he truly had ill-will in his heart. But I am happy a not guilty verdict was reached, because it means that evidence and the process of law have overridden appeals to emotion.


 This.

/although I realized that the media went butt farking crazy during this and stopped watching almost immediately.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:16 PM
Waffles ueber alles!
 
2013-07-13 10:49:22 PM

KingKauff: Waffles are much better when it comes to containing the melted butter and syrup because it has all those little squares to keep it all in.


This is so win it almost made my head explode.
 
2013-07-13 10:49:32 PM

12349876: Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: Great.

Now WTF are we going to talk about?

Someone murder someone. Quick!

Nancy Grace will find something.


that women might reach critical mass and collapse into herself leaving behind a black hole that rips apart the space time continuum.

man I hate that lady
 
2013-07-13 10:49:32 PM
PANCAKES OR GTFO.
 
Displayed 50 of 2644 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report