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(Telegraph)   Thanks to Japan, the "snail facial" is now a thing   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Japan, snails, mollusks, infestations, nostrils, snail facial  
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7149 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jul 2013 at 8:18 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-13 08:32:56 PM  
3 votes:

Sgygus: Too easy.

"Snail facial" is a euphemism for lesbian sex?
2013-07-13 08:23:35 PM  
2 votes:
Penn & Teller got there first.
2013-07-13 11:38:55 PM  
1 vote:

Nick Nostril: Go down, then blow your load in her... in that order.

But how else are you supposed to clean that out? If she stands up, it drips all over the carpet.
2013-07-13 10:01:01 PM  
1 vote:
Go down, then blow your load in her... in that order.
2013-07-13 09:01:01 PM  
1 vote:
The atomic bomb did more damage to Japan than anyone expected.
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