poison_amy: You know... if stretching out your lips and doing jaw exercises will make you look younger, wouldn't giving a vigorous blow job have the same effect? Hmm.... I do have a remarkably smooth face...
Notabunny: You don't need any special equipment. Just put something in your mouth.
WeenerGord: [media.tumblr.com image 500x375]
The Pope of Manwich Village: It's like Steve Tyler and Liv Tyler had a baby!
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