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(Mother Jones)   Let's take this exit and pull up to this truck stop across the highway to have an inside look at the dark world of truck stop sex workers   (motherjones.com) divider line 10
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2013-07-14 02:20:17 PM
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Waldo Pepper: Equilibrist: Just to help you Farkers plan your summer travels.

judging from some of the funny comments on that board i'm thinking some farkers are truckers

http://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/questions-to- tr uckers-from-general-public/78392-lot-lizards-5.html


Funny one from the site - {cut & pasta}
I was in chicago one night after my delivery I stopped at a hot dog joint on cicero ave, got my order to go, got in the truck and started to leave when a hooker jumped up on the passenger side of the truck and asked me if I wanted some company, I said no as I shifted into 2nd and told her to get off my truck, unsatisfied with my answer she then said well give me some french fries then, I said NO (I was hungry) as I grabbed 3rd gear, I then explained to her that we were approaching 30 miles per hour munching on my fries, she looked at the ground, jumped off did 2 perfect somersaults landed on her feet and flipped me the bird. they must go through training,
2013-07-14 01:26:45 PM
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Clemkadidlefark: Sex 'workers' ...?

Jebus Farking booha, sex worker???

You mean whore? You afraid of using the correct term whore? Prostitute? Mudder Jones has to go with  sex worker? What is this, Denmark?


Eh, people have been saying that forever. Besides, there has to be a term that goes beyond "person who takes your money and then lets you put your penis in her" to include the other types of people in the sex industry--adult film actors, strippers, escorts, dominatrixes (or is it dominatrices?) and so forth. It gets a little cumbersome just to say "all those dirty nasty horrible people who I certainly do not spend half my day thinking about but they're all WHOOOOOOOOOOORES even if they're not standing on street corners in those tight little miniskirts where you can practically see everything."

I like your intensity on the subject, though. ;)
2013-07-14 11:07:54 AM
1 votes:
Those wooded roads in Europe. Had to explain to the family what these ladies were seeking.


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2013-07-14 10:11:36 AM
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Floyd Tucker approves of this thread, but cannot participate on account of his cholesterol being what it is.
2013-07-14 09:33:54 AM
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CognaciousThunk: Life_is_a_carnivore: Ew. Dirty trucker peener.

yeah something tells me these guys get their rig washed more often than themselves. And we're talking about guys who take a whizz in a Mountain Dew bottle when they can't make it to the next rest stop in time.


actually i believe the favor gatorade bottles due to the larger opening on the bottle.
2013-07-14 08:01:44 AM
1 votes:

Life_is_a_carnivore: Ew. Dirty trucker peener.


Ew.  Dirty hooker vagoo.
2013-07-14 07:54:21 AM
1 votes:
Ew. Dirty trucker peener.
2013-07-14 06:03:13 AM
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Equilibrist: Just to help you Farkers plan your summer travels.


one of the comments from that site, got to love trucker humor

I was thinking of magnetic "No Soliciting" signs for each door. No you're right... it doesn't work on the house either.

How about this... find out which truck belongs to the annoying loud mouth in the diner and send her to his truck! Tell her he always says no but if you annoy him long enough he will give in... and tell her you've heard he tips well!
2013-07-14 02:18:31 AM
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Revek: Lot lizards will roll you if they get a chance.


I vaguely dated a girl who worked for a trucking company.  She introduced me to the term "lot lizards".  Apparently, at truck stops, you can buy a sticker with a lizard in a circle/line which means you don't want lizards knocking on your door.

She also told me about having to fire not one, but two drivers for having a working meth lab in their rig.
2013-07-13 09:02:58 PM
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Just to help you Farkers plan your summer travels.
 
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