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(ESPN)   Maria Sharapova taps Jimmy Connors. Lucky bastard   (espn.go.com ) divider line
    More: Silly, Jimmy Connors, Maria Sharapova, Lucky Bastard, Sharapova taps, Andy Roddick, Australian Open  
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2013-07-13 04:36:14 PM  
She's kind of sexy.
 
2013-07-13 04:50:39 PM  
She had better be ready to work her cute little butt off.  I would imagine Connors is pretty intense, but then again so is she. And I'm talking about tennis.
 
2013-07-13 09:10:59 PM  

oldernell: She had better be ready to work her cute little butt off.  I would imagine Connors is pretty intense, but then again so is she. And I'm talking about tennis.


After what happened at the All-England Club, I wonder what Lendl's rates are?
 
2013-07-13 09:12:22 PM  
Andre Agassi has some choice words for Connors in his Autobio. Basically he said that Connors is a cancer on tennis and anyone he coaches is doomed to failure.
 
2013-07-13 10:28:17 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: She's kind of sexy.


Like the pope is kind of Catholic.
 
2013-07-13 11:28:51 PM  
I heard Patty likes threesomes.
 
2013-07-14 07:28:54 AM  
Does she make those grunt noises in bed?
 
2013-07-14 10:26:49 AM  

abhorrent1: Does she make those grunt noises in bed?


Yes.
 
2013-07-14 11:07:51 AM  
I really hate the modern usage of "taps" to mean "selected."  People aren't faking spigots.
 
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