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2013-07-13 04:01:13 PM
Meh, good for them.

/Mostly just relieved this wasn't a Taco thread.
 
2013-07-13 04:20:11 PM
Ernestine Shepherd at 72 (she's 75 now):

www.runwifeyrun.com

And last year:

ronemycolumbusmagic.files.wordpress.com

Damn.
 
2013-07-13 06:36:44 PM
Um....no.  Go be gross somewhere else.
 
2013-07-13 07:36:01 PM
I'm not comfortable dating a woman who can kick my ass.
 
2013-07-13 07:56:03 PM
Fake blonde, fake blonde, fake blonde, fake blonde, fake blonde, fake blonde, can't tell, black chick.

And #4 - once you're past 40, you get to choose: belly-button tat or belly-button piercing.  Not both.
 
2013-07-13 07:56:48 PM
Some really terrible fake tits in that picture.
 
2013-07-13 07:57:04 PM
The face goes first.
 
2013-07-13 07:57:26 PM
For a second there I though some poor old lady was burned alive.

*phew*
 
2013-07-13 07:57:46 PM
Has anybody pointed out that these women's personalities are almost as fake as their tans and hair colors?
 
2013-07-13 08:00:55 PM
It beats letting them get fat
 
2013-07-13 08:02:35 PM
Meh.  Eat something.
 
2013-07-13 08:03:19 PM

AgentPothead: Has anybody pointed out that these women's personalities are almost as fake as their tans and hair colors?


You know a lot about their personalities?

That sounds interesting. Please give us details.
 
2013-07-13 08:06:17 PM
Meh, they have a healthy and probably fulfilling hobby, good on them. Don't get me wrong though, I think my libido would take a serious hit if I accidentally walked into that competition, but I doubt they give a shiat about what I find sexy.
 
2013-07-13 08:08:45 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-13 08:10:39 PM
i bet you could supply the nfl with footballs for a while with all that leather
 
2013-07-13 08:10:56 PM
That amount of muscle looks gross on both men & women.
 
2013-07-13 08:12:59 PM
FYI, weight training and muscle building is great for preventing osteoporosis.
 
2013-07-13 08:13:08 PM

Lorelle: Ernestine Shepherd at 72 (she's 75 now):


I am in pretty good shape. I bike 12 miles each way to/from work. I run and swim and I take a martial arts/fitness class. With pads I beat on 20-year olds and they beat on me.

And I just assume that I've peaked at age 50 . I will get weaker.

Seeing those photo gives me some hope.
 
2013-07-13 08:14:52 PM

jaytkay: With pads I beat on 20-year olds and they beat on me.


Just like that hentai I saw!
 
2013-07-13 08:15:52 PM

KawaiiNot: That amount of muscle looks gross on both men & women.


That's really not a great amount of muscle, as much as it is an absence of fat.
They're really toned.
Probably not much else to do.
 
2013-07-13 08:15:53 PM
 
2013-07-13 08:18:52 PM
Younger bodybuilders look basically the same, with veins and skin stretching. (the steroid variety, that is)
Interestingly, the effects aren't compounded when older people do it.

I guess that's one way to combat the visible signs of aging.
 
2013-07-13 08:24:46 PM
A bit too Aryan  for me.  Aren't their any brunettes in the competition (unbleached, that is...)
 
2013-07-13 08:28:58 PM

llevrok: A bit too Aryan  for me.  Aren't their any brunettes in the competition (unbleached, that is...)


Bet their true color is 'gray'.
 
2013-07-13 08:29:05 PM

Branniganslaw: Better in Brazil? yes, yes they are.


they also start spitting out kids at ~16, so those "grandmas" are like 35.
 
2013-07-13 08:31:09 PM
I was doing fine with TFA, then I saw this

As several women took turns spraying Pam cooking oil on each other's bronzed bodies, the ladies' locker room took on the aroma of Thanksgiving dinner.
 
2013-07-13 08:31:42 PM

Branniganslaw: Better in Brazil? yes, yes they are.


The problem with your comparison is those Brazilian gals could be as young as mid late 20's and be a grandma....

/that's about half the age of the youngest contestant in article-

/apples?oranges
 
2013-07-13 08:37:28 PM

All_Farked_Up: FYI, weight training and muscle building is great for preventing osteoporosis.


How is it on your joints?
 
2013-07-13 08:39:39 PM

AtlanticCoast63: As several women took turns spraying Pam cooking oil on each other's bronzed bodies, the ladies' locker room took on the aroma of Thanksgiving dinner.


My stomach's a tad queasy right now...
 
2013-07-13 08:45:15 PM
...most mature boner...
 
2013-07-13 08:45:36 PM
And you thought it was creepy when your friends hit on your mom.
 
2013-07-13 08:45:42 PM

jaytkay: Lorelle: Ernestine Shepherd at 72 (she's 75 now):

I am in pretty good shape. I bike 12 miles each way to/from work. I run and swim and I take a martial arts/fitness class. With pads I beat on 20-year olds and they beat on me.

And I just assume that I've peaked at age 50 . I will get weaker.

Seeing those photo gives me some hope.


Don't give up. A study done within the past year or so followed Boston Marathoners who kept showing up and racing year after year. The study showed that they were as fast on average up to age 63 as they were at age 19. Starting at age 64 they started slowing below the time they ran at age 19.
 
2013-07-13 08:59:46 PM
And yet, sadly, not a one of these women has shown-up in "My Matches" on Plenty of Fish....
 
2013-07-13 09:08:29 PM

jaytkay: And I just assume that I've peaked at age 50 35 . I will get weaker.


Don't forget to factor in the Middle Age Delusional Syndrome.
 
2013-07-13 09:14:03 PM
Well, gross body builder may be better than gross, saggy and frail but it's still gross.
 
2013-07-13 09:15:12 PM

FizixJunkee: All_Farked_Up: FYI, weight training and muscle building is great for preventing osteoporosis.

How is it on your joints?


Meh, probably better to wait and toke it up after your last set.
 
2013-07-13 09:24:17 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Don't forget to factor in the Middle Age Delusional Syndrome.


True.

When I wrote, "I've peaked at age 50" I really meant, "I will not get stronger and faster after age 50."

I was stronger and faster when I was younger.
 
2013-07-13 09:27:44 PM

AtlanticCoast63: I was doing fine with TFA, then I saw this

As several women took turns spraying Pam cooking oil on each other's bronzed bodies, the ladies' locker room took on the aroma of Thanksgiving dinner.


img845.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-13 09:31:25 PM

KawaiiNot: That amount of muscle looks gross on both men & women.


They don't have much muscle at all. They are just lean. For a woman their age, they do, but nearly any male will have far more than that,  even ones who don't work out.
 
2013-07-13 09:43:35 PM
Two words:

Man hands.

That is all.
 
2013-07-13 10:12:59 PM

Nick Nostril: AtlanticCoast63: I was doing fine with TFA, then I saw this

As several women took turns spraying Pam cooking oil on each other's bronzed bodies, the ladies' locker room took on the aroma of Thanksgiving dinner.

[img845.imageshack.us image 294x224]


Thanks for the nightmares.
 
2013-07-13 10:15:59 PM

Bung_Howdy: Branniganslaw: Better in Brazil? yes, yes they are.

The problem with your comparison is those Brazilian gals could be as young as mid late 20's and be a grandma....

/that's about half the age of the youngest contestant in article-

/apples?oranges


Not saying that the ages shown in the video/slideshowthing are wrong, but they're showing ladies over 50 there. And I've seem people around that age in Brazil in similar shape, it's not completely impossible to be looking really good at 50... (assuming you have enough money and extreme dedication to being fit, of course).
 
2013-07-13 10:16:50 PM
*not saying that the ages in the slideshow are necessarily right
 
2013-07-13 10:18:01 PM
No. They look lean, but they most certainly do not look HOT. No bodybuilder looks HOT except to another bodybuilder.
 
2013-07-13 10:46:37 PM

Stone Meadow: Don't give up. A study done within the past year or so followed Boston Marathoners who kept showing up and racing year after year. The study showed that they were as fast on average up to age 63 as they were at age 19. Starting at age 64 they started slowing below the time they ran at age 19.


Yeah, but every year they were just increasing their odds of being attack by a pressure cooker.
 
2013-07-13 10:48:46 PM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-13 11:04:06 PM

FizixJunkee: All_Farked_Up: FYI, weight training and muscle building is great for preventing osteoporosis.

How is it on your joints?


My knees and lower back started feeling so much better once I started squatting and deadlifting.

The trick is to not be a moron and lift without your ego trashing you every time you go to the gym.
 
2013-07-13 11:04:11 PM

cerejaninja: Bung_Howdy: Branniganslaw: Better in Brazil? yes, yes they are.

The problem with your comparison is those Brazilian gals could be as young as mid late 20's and be a grandma....

/that's about half the age of the youngest contestant in article-

/apples?oranges

Not saying that the ages shown in the video/slideshowthing are wrong, but they're showing ladies over 50 there. And I've seem people around that age in Brazil in similar shape, it's not completely impossible to be looking really good at 50... (assuming you have enough money and extreme dedication to being fit, for plastic surgery,  of course).


/Plastic surgery is very popular in Brazil
//Liposuction is their favourite surgical procedure
 
2013-07-13 11:08:38 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Younger bodybuilders look basically the same, with veins and skin stretching. (the steroid variety, that is)
Interestingly, the effects aren't compounded when older people do it.

I guess that's one way to combat the visible signs of aging.


The skin and veins looking that tight is due to very low hydration and sub 5% fat. Some of them get even lower than that. It's only sustainable for a few hours. They're not trying to look good. They're trying to win the most ripped competition. It's like any other competition, it's taken to the absolute extreme.
 
2013-07-13 11:13:55 PM

Shakin_Haitian: God-is-a-Taco: Younger bodybuilders look basically the same, with veins and skin stretching. (the steroid variety, that is)
Interestingly, the effects aren't compounded when older people do it.

I guess that's one way to combat the visible signs of aging.

The skin and veins looking that tight is due to very low hydration and sub 5% fat. Some of them get even lower than that. It's only sustainable for a few hours. They're not trying to look good. They're trying to win the most ripped competition. It's like any other competition, it's taken to the absolute extreme.


Actually the women are probably like 9-10% body fat. But men get down to 3-4% body fat (like you said, for only a few hours since that is dangerously low).
 
2013-07-13 11:36:48 PM

capt.hollister: cerejaninja: Bung_Howdy: Branniganslaw: Better in Brazil? yes, yes they are.

The problem with your comparison is those Brazilian gals could be as young as mid late 20's and be a grandma....

/that's about half the age of the youngest contestant in article-

/apples?oranges

Not saying that the ages shown in the video/slideshowthing are wrong, but they're showing ladies over 50 there. And I've seem people around that age in Brazil in similar shape, it's not completely impossible to be looking really good at 50... (assuming you have enough money and extreme dedication to being fit, for plastic surgery,  of course).

/Plastic surgery is very popular in Brazil
//Liposuction is their favourite surgical procedure


I agree you can still look good at 50- hell, I'm 55 this month and I'm a studly 5 11 and 165 pounds!

/although slightly doughy compared to my younger days
 
2013-07-14 12:06:10 AM
"Damn. Grandma looks HOT   "

Put down the crackpipe and step away from the computer.  *Yuck*
 
2013-07-14 12:08:53 AM
I just vomited on my keyboard.  Thanks subbie.  Leather is for furniture, shoes, belts, etc.
 
2013-07-14 12:21:22 AM
I'll take the one in front, under protest.
 
2013-07-14 12:47:16 AM
dvdmedia.ign.com
 
2013-07-14 12:49:06 AM
Damn, Grandma looks  skinny
 
2013-07-14 01:35:19 AM

Clemkadidlefark: Damn, Grandma looks  skinny


apparently cat food hasn't been on sale for some time...
 
2013-07-14 02:36:01 AM
Living in Sarasota now, I don't care HOW hot you are, STOP DRIVING BELOW THE GOT DAMN SPEED LIMIT IN THE LEFT farkING LANE!
 
2013-07-14 04:10:29 AM
Are her Kegels as toned as the rest of her muscles? I ask for a friend of mine.
 
2013-07-14 04:21:41 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-14 07:37:24 AM
Look, it's the Aryan Race

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-14 08:14:19 AM

Lorelle: nestine Shepherd at 72


But in all seriousness--I'm a farmer and far from overweight but she gives me motivation/hope. My mother has never excercised...ever, and she has had back surgeries, two knee replacements and a hipe replacement. I think I may start doing something about it.
 
2013-07-14 08:16:47 AM
*hip
 
2013-07-14 10:52:16 AM
They must have been something before electricity.
 
2013-07-14 10:56:55 AM

Branniganslaw: Better in Brazil? yes, yes they are.


Interesting how the captions tell how many dudes they've had in their anos.
 
2013-07-14 04:36:10 PM
Shakin_Haitian:
The skin and veins looking that tight is due to very low hydration and sub 5% fat. Some of them get even lower than that. It's only sustainable for a few hours. They're not trying to look good. They're trying to win the most ripped competition. It's like any other competition, it's taken to the absolute extreme.

True enough.
I meant that an old woman bodybuilder doesn't look like I imagined it to be. The body looks remarkably similar to a young bodybuilder's, even if only temporary.

But, the line is sort of blurry on whether that's bad for the young ones or good for the old ones.
IMO, it's bad for the young ones. I think it's grotesque, personally.
 
2013-07-14 09:25:17 PM
fim.413chan.net
 
2013-07-14 11:00:13 PM

super_grass: For a second there I though some poor old lady was burned alive.

*phew*


this.
 
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