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2013-07-13 11:36:48 PM  

capt.hollister: cerejaninja: Bung_Howdy: Branniganslaw: Better in Brazil? yes, yes they are.

The problem with your comparison is those Brazilian gals could be as young as mid late 20's and be a grandma....

/that's about half the age of the youngest contestant in article-


Not saying that the ages shown in the video/slideshowthing are wrong, but they're showing ladies over 50 there. And I've seem people around that age in Brazil in similar shape, it's not completely impossible to be looking really good at 50... (assuming you have enough money and extreme dedication to being fit, for plastic surgery,  of course).

/Plastic surgery is very popular in Brazil
//Liposuction is their favourite surgical procedure

I agree you can still look good at 50- hell, I'm 55 this month and I'm a studly 5 11 and 165 pounds!

/although slightly doughy compared to my younger days
2013-07-14 12:06:10 AM  
"Damn. Grandma looks HOT   "

Put down the crackpipe and step away from the computer.  *Yuck*
2013-07-14 12:08:53 AM  
I just vomited on my keyboard.  Thanks subbie.  Leather is for furniture, shoes, belts, etc.
2013-07-14 12:21:22 AM  
I'll take the one in front, under protest.
2013-07-14 12:47:16 AM
2013-07-14 12:49:06 AM  
Damn, Grandma looks  skinny
2013-07-14 01:35:19 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: Damn, Grandma looks  skinny

apparently cat food hasn't been on sale for some time...
2013-07-14 02:36:01 AM  
Living in Sarasota now, I don't care HOW hot you are, STOP DRIVING BELOW THE GOT DAMN SPEED LIMIT IN THE LEFT farkING LANE!
2013-07-14 04:10:29 AM  
Are her Kegels as toned as the rest of her muscles? I ask for a friend of mine.
2013-07-14 04:21:41 AM
2013-07-14 07:37:24 AM  
Look, it's the Aryan Race
2013-07-14 08:14:19 AM  

Lorelle: nestine Shepherd at 72

But in all seriousness--I'm a farmer and far from overweight but she gives me motivation/hope. My mother has never excercised...ever, and she has had back surgeries, two knee replacements and a hipe replacement. I think I may start doing something about it.
2013-07-14 08:16:47 AM  
2013-07-14 10:52:16 AM  
They must have been something before electricity.
2013-07-14 10:56:55 AM  

Branniganslaw: Better in Brazil? yes, yes they are.

Interesting how the captions tell how many dudes they've had in their anos.
2013-07-14 04:36:10 PM  
The skin and veins looking that tight is due to very low hydration and sub 5% fat. Some of them get even lower than that. It's only sustainable for a few hours. They're not trying to look good. They're trying to win the most ripped competition. It's like any other competition, it's taken to the absolute extreme.

True enough.
I meant that an old woman bodybuilder doesn't look like I imagined it to be. The body looks remarkably similar to a young bodybuilder's, even if only temporary.

But, the line is sort of blurry on whether that's bad for the young ones or good for the old ones.
IMO, it's bad for the young ones. I think it's grotesque, personally.
2013-07-14 09:25:17 PM
2013-07-14 11:00:13 PM  

super_grass: For a second there I though some poor old lady was burned alive.


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