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(PC Magazine)   In 100,000 years, it will all be just one great big Comic-Con convention   (pcmag.com) divider line 16
    More: Interesting, Comic-Con, lemurs, genetically engineer, human biology, Robert Scoble, craniums, photo manipulation, Nickolay Lamm  
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2013-07-13 01:40:34 PM
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They're not aliens, they're time travelers.
 
2013-07-13 02:10:43 PM
June 13, 2013 04:46pm EST
 
2013-07-13 02:11:47 PM

NFA: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x215]

They're not aliens, they're time travelers.


I remember hearing that tin foil idea on Coast to Coast AM way back when.  Time travelers coming back to abduct humans to get 'pure' DNA or some such.
 
2013-07-13 04:02:46 PM

Relatively Obscure: NFA: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x215]

They're not aliens, they're time travelers.

I remember hearing that tin foil idea on Coast to Coast AM way back when.  Time travelers coming back to abduct humans to get 'pure' DNA or some such.


They haven't tried to abduct me, but I think they've been taking some of my socks.
 
2013-07-13 04:19:42 PM

bearded clamorer: Relatively Obscure: NFA: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x215]

They're not aliens, they're time travelers.

I remember hearing that tin foil idea on Coast to Coast AM way back when.  Time travelers coming back to abduct humans to get 'pure' DNA or some such.

They haven't tried to abduct me, but I think they've been taking some of my socks.


Well, they do supposedly know where to find large quantities of your DNA.  I suggest tissues in the future.
 
2013-07-13 04:44:43 PM
"zygotic genome engineering technology"

Plus...

Meanwhile, the space farers of tomorrow will also require "[t]hicker eyelids or a more pronounced superciliary arch" to counter the disruptive effect low-gravity conditions have on human eyesight, the two futurists say.

Plus Comic Con headline equals...

The Chariot

It was geneic engineering at it's finest: they created a breed of humans to sail the stars. They needed to be possessed of impossibly long life spans, for the distances between the stars were vast; space was limited and their food needed to be compact; they needed to be able to process local sustenance, and to colonize the worlds they found with their own kind.
 The homeworld wished the colonists well and sent them on their way. They removed all traces of their location from the ship's computers first, however. To be on the safe side.

~Neil Gaiman

/First thing I thought of.
 
2013-07-13 05:46:16 PM
We'll all be chubby, slightly sweaty, and lost while cat girls pass out informational pamphlets? Sign me up!
 
2013-07-13 07:45:34 PM
Hmm, I'm pretty confident humans won't progress any such lines. In fact, I doubt there will be any meat-sack humans around at all in 100,000 years. Okay, maybe a 'national park' for organic humans, maintained for educational purposes by whatever virtual existence we merge with over the next several hundred years.
 
2013-07-13 07:46:57 PM
But we'll still have 10-20 years of useful life span before the decay sets in, right?
 
2013-07-13 07:50:14 PM
But just think, at least you'll have the option of living forever...or at least until terminal ennui sets in.
 
2013-07-13 07:53:32 PM
Uh, isn't saying Comic-Con Convention as redundant as saying ATM Machine?
 
2013-07-13 07:56:22 PM
Okay this is the third time this same shiat popped up on here
 
2013-07-13 08:04:33 PM
Hrm, I read the mutated craniums and giant eyes and all I thought of was a gold ring and bipolar basket case syndrome.  And eating yummy goblin babies.  Yes... my precioussss...

\time for the meds
 
2013-07-13 08:10:28 PM
 
2013-07-13 08:11:33 PM
I'm guessing fark will probably re-post this story again in 100,000 years.
 
2013-07-13 08:16:06 PM
....I don't wanna talk about it
 
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