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2013-07-13 05:01:54 PM  

Fade2black: Lidocaine: Innocent people are going to get hurt.  This is all pure stupidity.

Asian names turned into funny joke out of a catastrophe?  Not a peep heard from Asians, because they're above calling themselves a victim.


That's because the joke wasn't on Asians.  The joke was on newscasters who couldn't recognize an obviously fake name before someone read it on air and embarrassed the station.
 
2013-07-13 05:01:56 PM  
Those damned Zionists are a blood thirsty bunch, aren't they?
 
2013-07-13 05:02:27 PM  

Sandvich is loose cannon: So this kid pulls a disorderly conduct while the LOL heart eating whatever he said kid gets charge with terroristic threats. I guess.


Yeah, came here to say this. I bet this kids bail is no where near 500K. Yeah ok.
 
2013-07-13 05:05:28 PM  

ferretman: Fade2black: Lidocaine: Innocent people are going to get hurt.  This is all pure stupidity.

Asian names turned into funny joke out of a catastrophe?  Not a peep heard from Asians, because they're above calling themselves a victim.

Black people feel shamed or ridiculed?  Calls of "I'm a Victim!" and look for any reason to riot and perform acts of violence.

/Because 'White-man'

/FTFE


it's an all female jury.  So it would really be the 'white-woman'.... (or Mexican-man who was on the trigger)
 
2013-07-13 05:05:37 PM  
Can we all agree that people who use the word "Imma" should be rounded up and kept in camps?

/you know who else  . . .
 
2013-07-13 05:06:54 PM  

Chariset: Fade2black: Lidocaine: Innocent people are going to get hurt.  This is all pure stupidity.

Asian names turned into funny joke out of a catastrophe?  Not a peep heard from Asians, because they're above calling themselves a victim.

That's because the joke wasn't on Asians.  The joke was on newscasters who couldn't recognize an obviously fake name before someone read it on air and embarrassed the station.


Then explain to me all the bleeding hearts trying to be their own white guilt victims by crying racism.
 
2013-07-13 05:08:46 PM  

Fade2black: Chariset: Fade2black: Lidocaine: Innocent people are going to get hurt.  This is all pure stupidity.

Asian names turned into funny joke out of a catastrophe?  Not a peep heard from Asians, because they're above calling themselves a victim.

That's because the joke wasn't on Asians.  The joke was on newscasters who couldn't recognize an obviously fake name before someone read it on air and embarrassed the station.

Then explain to me all the bleeding hearts trying to be their own white guilt victims by crying racism.


Creepy ass cracker=shoot to kill?

Who's being racist?
 
HKW
2013-07-13 05:14:32 PM  

MFAWG: Fade2black: Chariset: Fade2black: Lidocaine: Innocent people are going to get hurt.  This is all pure stupidity.

Asian names turned into funny joke out of a catastrophe?  Not a peep heard from Asians, because they're above calling themselves a victim.

That's because the joke wasn't on Asians.  The joke was on newscasters who couldn't recognize an obviously fake name before someone read it on air and embarrassed the station.

Then explain to me all the bleeding hearts trying to be their own white guilt victims by crying racism.

Creepy ass cracker=shoot to kill?

Who's being racist?


For one, 'creepy as cracker' isnt racist - possibly prejudice. Second, Z didnt hear this phrase, the fat Hatian with a frisbie in her neck did.
 
2013-07-13 05:15:59 PM  

flypusher713: Curious: we have some good laws but they come with responsibilities too.

I don't think that responsibility includes being subject to threats (or worse) from whackjobs.


protecting the jurors during and after the trial is a police responsibility.  whackjobs are usually all mouth and stupid. it's not usually hard to find them and lean on them. legally.
 
2013-07-13 05:20:37 PM  

LaughingRadish: Carousel Beast: Igor Jakovsky: GBB: flypusher713: I can't see Zimmerman being convicted of 2nd degree murder.  The state overreached on that.  I could see manslaughter, but that depends on how much blame you can pin on Zimmerman for the flight getting started.

/jury will be damned if they do, damned if they don't
//if they are smart, they will stay anonymous after it's over

Jurors can't be anonymous in FL once the trial is completed.

That is something I always thought was bullshiat.  The jurors are made public record with the rest of the trial making them targets for reprisal.

Which part of "public trial" are you vague on? There is no vested interest in any way in concealing the identity of jurors - it's the only way we can ensure that people are, in fact, being tried by a jury of their peers.

Your problem is that you're thinking ethically.  There is very reasonable fear that people who are not ethical will try to get revenge on the jurors for making the "wrong decision"


That was my issue.  The OP brought up the Anthony trial so the jurors had to deal with this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013371/Casey-Anthony-juror- 60 -quits-work-flees-town-fear-life.html

Daily Fail, OK

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/10/23/casey-anthony-juror s- fear-threats-after-identities-revealed-oct-25.html

Daily beast OK

http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/criminal/casey-anthony-jurors-st il l-feeling-effects-of-public-backlash/1181900

From tampabay.com OK

The last one was from an alternate.  Having to do your civic duty sucks if it is high profile.
 
2013-07-13 05:21:38 PM  
2 douchebags got in a fight and 1 of them ended up dead.  This isn't exactly new.
 
2013-07-13 05:23:37 PM  

HKW: MFAWG: Fade2black: Chariset: Fade2black: Lidocaine: Innocent people are going to get hurt.  This is all pure stupidity.

Asian names turned into funny joke out of a catastrophe?  Not a peep heard from Asians, because they're above calling themselves a victim.

That's because the joke wasn't on Asians.  The joke was on newscasters who couldn't recognize an obviously fake name before someone read it on air and embarrassed the station.

Then explain to me all the bleeding hearts trying to be their own white guilt victims by crying racism.

Creepy ass cracker=shoot to kill?

Who's being racist?

For one, 'creepy as cracker' isnt racist - possibly prejudice. Second, Z didnt hear this phrase, the fat Hatian with a frisbie in her neck did.


I'm as Libby-lib-lib as they come, and 'Cracker' is absolutely a racist term, one that I've heard used several times. It's why Hannity saying he had tape of Moochelle saying 'Honkey' made no sense. No actual black person uses it. If he'd said she was saying 'Ofay' (as in the color of margarine) I'd have bought that.

All that aside, I'll tell you where the racism is in this: Zimmerman may or may not be racist, and it doesn't really matter.

What matters is that if the Sanford PD had found a white kid shot to death by a black guy in that alley, they'd have moved heaven and earth to find out who the kid was, and there is no way in hell the black guy would have gone home the same night with his gun in hand.
 
2013-07-13 05:32:04 PM  

LL316: 2 douchebags got in a fight and 1 of them ended up dead.  This isn't exactly new.


3 guns and 1 goes off
One's empty, one's not quick enough
1 burn, 1 red, 1 grin
Search the graves while the camera spins
 
2013-07-13 05:33:55 PM  
But, unlike the dumbfatcoontjudge, this guy was probably never going to do any harm
 
2013-07-13 05:35:57 PM  

megarian: LL316: 2 douchebags got in a fight and 1 of them ended up dead.  This isn't exactly new.

3 guns and 1 goes off
One's empty, one's not quick enough
1 burn, 1 red, 1 grin
Search the graves while the camera spins


I have listened to that album way too much
 
2013-07-13 05:40:12 PM  

ordinarysteve: megarian: LL316: 2 douchebags got in a fight and 1 of them ended up dead.  This isn't exactly new.

3 guns and 1 goes off
One's empty, one's not quick enough
1 burn, 1 red, 1 grin
Search the graves while the camera spins

I have listened to that album way too much


Probably because it's awesome.
 
2013-07-13 05:40:42 PM  

LL316: 2 douchebags got in a fight and 1 of them ended up dead.  This isn't exactly new.


And since this crime was between a brown and a black person the term White Hispanic was created to introduce white guilt into the equation thereby ensuring media hysterics and that giving that giant headed Sharptondouchebagscum another soapbox.
 
2013-07-13 05:44:51 PM  

boozehat: Bit'O'Gristle: Dad should have just taken away his computer, which apparently he hasn't and kicked his ass for being such and illiterate douchbag.

/just saying

For being such and illiterate douchbag?


It's "an" not "and".
 
HKW
2013-07-13 05:46:29 PM  

MFAWG: HKW: MFAWG: Fade2black: Chariset: Fade2black: Lidocaine: Innocent people are going to get hurt.  This is all pure stupidity.

Asian names turned into funny joke out of a catastrophe?  Not a peep heard from Asians, because they're above calling themselves a victim.

That's because the joke wasn't on Asians.  The joke was on newscasters who couldn't recognize an obviously fake name before someone read it on air and embarrassed the station.

Then explain to me all the bleeding hearts trying to be their own white guilt victims by crying racism.

Creepy ass cracker=shoot to kill?

Who's being racist?

For one, 'creepy as cracker' isnt racist - possibly prejudice. Second, Z didnt hear this phrase, the fat Hatian with a frisbie in her neck did.

I'm as Libby-lib-lib as they come, and 'Cracker' is absolutely a racist term, one that I've heard used several times. It's why Hannity saying he had tape of Moochelle saying 'Honkey' made no sense. No actual black person uses it. If he'd said she was saying 'Ofay' (as in the color of margarine) I'd have bought that.

All that aside, I'll tell you where the racism is in this: Zimmerman may or may not be racist, and it doesn't really matter.

What matters is that if the Sanford PD had found a white kid shot to death by a black guy in that alley, they'd have moved heaven and earth to find out who the kid was, and there is no way in hell the black guy would have gone home the same night with his gun in hand.


Racism is the belief that one race is superior to all others. 'Cracker' isnt rascist.. a prejorative, and maybe a word a rascist might use, but not itself racist.

If the sanfird police had dipendingd this same situation with a dead white kid, there would have never been an arrest much less a trial.

There is only a trial because of the over bias of our judical system in favor of ppl with lots of melanin present in thier skin.

I recently remeber a home invader that beat the shiat out of a white woman for 10 minutes. Had that been a white guy using a black woman as a punching bag, you know there would be federal charges pending for civil rights violations.
 
2013-07-13 05:50:07 PM  
for the last time, Zimmerman isn't white.... he's a Mexican.    Mexican's are not crackers
 
2013-07-13 05:51:16 PM  
uh the internet USED TO BE A PLACE FOR nonsensical ramblings, stuff like 'i'm going to <insert crazy action here>' . . . but post 9-11 people tend to see it as a means of communication, publishing, not just a strange network interconnecting a bunch of nerdy tech types.
 
2013-07-13 05:53:11 PM  
 'Cracker' isnt rascist.. a prejorative, and maybe a word a rascist might use, but not itself racist.

That pretty much negates everything you wrote after it, for better or worse. That's seriously one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
 
2013-07-13 05:54:36 PM  

Curious: flypusher713: Curious: we have some good laws but they come with responsibilities too.

I don't think that responsibility includes being subject to threats (or worse) from whackjobs.

protecting the jurors during and after the trial is a police responsibility.  whackjobs are usually all mouth and stupid. it's not usually hard to find them and lean on them. legally.


Police have no duty to protect anyone.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia
 
HKW
2013-07-13 05:57:11 PM  

boozehat: for the last time, Zimmerman isn't white.... he's a Mexican.    Mexican's are not crackers


If Obama is 'black'. The Z is white.
 
HKW
2013-07-13 05:58:34 PM  

MFAWG:  'Cracker' isnt rascist.. a prejorative, and maybe a word a rascist might use, but not itself racist.

That pretty much negates everything you wrote after it, for better or worse. That's seriously one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.


Just what do you think 'racism' is?
 
2013-07-13 06:01:38 PM  

Apos:

24.media.tumblr.com

/Mandatory for every FL stupidity thread, no matter how small.


That gif has been compressed one too many times. Can you update to this one?

wonkette.com
 
2013-07-13 06:08:41 PM  

HKW: MFAWG:  'Cracker' isnt rascist.. a prejorative, and maybe a word a rascist might use, but not itself racist.

That pretty much negates everything you wrote after it, for better or worse. That's seriously one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

Just what do you think 'racism' is?


We're going to get into a semantical argument over what is and isn't racist?  Why? You're saying that white guilt over racism is the reason Mr. Zimmerman is on trial.

I'm saying Mr. Zimmerman is on trial because he followed a young man into an alley with a gun on his hip and a club in his hand, and the person he followed ended up dead.

The racism comes in when the entire justice system of Florida doesn't seem to see a problem with that scenario, mostly because one random dead black kid isn't worth the bother. That was the outrage.
 
2013-07-13 06:08:53 PM  

HKW: boozehat: for the last time, Zimmerman isn't white.... he's a Mexican.    Mexican's are not crackers

If Obama is 'black'. The Z is white.


There are two checkboxes on most forms for whites:

White - NonHispanic
White - Hispanic

he doesn't choose either, he chooses Hispanic because he's a Mexican.
 
2013-07-13 06:16:58 PM  

megarian: LL316: 2 douchebags got in a fight and 1 of them ended up dead.  This isn't exactly new.

3 guns and 1 goes off
One's empty, one's not quick enough
1 burn, 1 red, 1 grin
Search the graves while the camera spins


The Good, The Bad and the Ugly finale referenced in song?
 
2013-07-13 06:21:44 PM  

liverpool1892: megarian: LL316: 2 douchebags got in a fight and 1 of them ended up dead.  This isn't exactly new.

3 guns and 1 goes off
One's empty, one's not quick enough
1 burn, 1 red, 1 grin
Search the graves while the camera spins

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly finale referenced in song?


Yes.
 
2013-07-13 06:22:28 PM  
Jury just asked for clarification on manslaughter ruling.

Judge got what she wanted.

Appeal will be granted as the judge was an asswipette  and we get to go through this all over again.
 
2013-07-13 06:24:26 PM  

boozehat: for the last time, Zimmerman isn't white.... he's a Mexican.    Mexican's are not crackers


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-13 06:26:40 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Jury just asked for clarification on manslaughter ruling.

Judge got what she wanted.

Appeal will be granted as the judge was an asswipette  and we get to go through this all over again.


i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-13 06:29:37 PM  

cretinbob: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Jury just asked for clarification on manslaughter ruling.

Judge got what she wanted.

Appeal will be granted as the judge was an asswipette  and we get to go through this all over again.

[i.qkme.me image 460x276]


Um, no, but I got your gruel right here
 
2013-07-13 06:34:25 PM  
And yet another kid will be given the full swat treatment over an internet joke.  That's some fine police work there Lou.
 
2013-07-13 06:45:17 PM  

Warlordtrooper: And yet another kid will be given the full swat treatment over an internet joke.  That's some fine police work there Lou.


Maybe he'll get a big cup of STFU to sip on until he's mature enough to learn that mouthing off can have consequences. Assuming he learns it at all.
 
2013-07-13 06:48:37 PM  

HKW: MFAWG: HKW: MFAWG: Fade2black: Chariset: Fade2black: Lidocaine: Innocent people are going to get hurt.  This is all pure stupidity.

Asian names turned into funny joke out of a catastrophe?  Not a peep heard from Asians, because they're above calling themselves a victim.

That's because the joke wasn't on Asians.  The joke was on newscasters who couldn't recognize an obviously fake name before someone read it on air and embarrassed the station.

Then explain to me all the bleeding hearts trying to be their own white guilt victims by crying racism.

Creepy ass cracker=shoot to kill?

Who's being racist?

For one, 'creepy as cracker' isnt racist - possibly prejudice. Second, Z didnt hear this phrase, the fat Hatian with a frisbie in her neck did.

I'm as Libby-lib-lib as they come, and 'Cracker' is absolutely a racist term, one that I've heard used several times. It's why Hannity saying he had tape of Moochelle saying 'Honkey' made no sense. No actual black person uses it. If he'd said she was saying 'Ofay' (as in the color of margarine) I'd have bought that.

All that aside, I'll tell you where the racism is in this: Zimmerman may or may not be racist, and it doesn't really matter.

What matters is that if the Sanford PD had found a white kid shot to death by a black guy in that alley, they'd have moved heaven and earth to find out who the kid was, and there is no way in hell the black guy would have gone home the same night with his gun in hand.

Racism is the belief that one race is superior to all others. 'Cracker' isnt rascist.. a prejorative, and maybe a word a rascist might use, but not itself racist.

If the sanfird police had dipendingd this same situation with a dead white kid, there would have never been an arrest much less a trial.

There is only a trial because of the over bias of our judical system in favor of ppl with lots of melanin present in thier skin.


Quoted to highlight the most ball-crushingly stupid comment in a thread already dripping with them. Well done moron.
 
2013-07-13 06:52:20 PM  
I watched this happen on /b/ yesterday. It was done purely to screw with some dumb kids life.
 
2013-07-13 07:00:23 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: I watched this happen on /b/ yesterday. It was done purely to screw with some dumb kids life.


That's the /b/ we all know and love.
 
2013-07-13 07:05:56 PM  

Allen262: Apos:

[24.media.tumblr.com image 265x194]

/Mandatory for every FL stupidity thread, no matter how small.

That gif has been compressed one too many times. Can you update to this one?

[wonkette.com image 320x240]


Good job! In the first one you can't see bugs raise his arms in triumph!
 
2013-07-13 07:22:13 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-13 07:22:41 PM  

flypusher713: Hobodeluxe: nah the limelight and book deals beckon.

Then leaving FL would be a wise move.

/but you can write a book under a pseudonym.


That didn't work so well for that Seal Team Six member

/has anyone heard from him lately, or did he and his family "disappear"?
 
2013-07-13 07:29:00 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: He should've ended it with "LOL JK," since that means terroristic threats are okay.


No, because he named a specific location and perhaps specific targets for mass murder. I'm firmly behind Mr LOL jk having all charges dropped and being monetarily compensated for the ridiculous violation of his constitutional rights, but this kid needs to be taught a lesson.

/and not because I support Zimmerman
 
2013-07-13 07:30:55 PM  
Zion PD Police Chief:

www.freewebs.com
 
2013-07-13 07:33:14 PM  

sleeps in trees: EbolaNYC: Kid, you're not helping. In other news, TEENAGE BOYS DO DUMB SHIAT.

Repeat that every time you wonder why a teenage boy does something stupid or unexpected and keep repeating it to yourself until you remember what it was like to be 15, 16 or *17*. At the point you say it and leave it at that without frustrating your adult brain trying to find a convoluted explanation then you have arrived at the truth. It's cathartic, try it.

As the mother of a teenage boy I cannot agree more. But mum or dad need to lay down some rules. 1) don't stick your dick in crazy
2) never put anything on social media you wouldn't want your mother to see
3) the older you get the larger the punishment for your mistakes
4) never kiss and tell
5) if there is an incident with a girl, you will immediately be guilty until proven innocent, so watch yourself

Etc.


You're a smart Mom. I wish more kids had Moms like you.
 
2013-07-13 07:36:05 PM  
You know 4chan did this? His twitter got bombarded with refernces to Justin Carter and his response was 'I Didn't Knoo.' (sic)
 
2013-07-13 07:36:52 PM  
Please clarify this for me, around sanford the protest signs read "JUSTICE FOR TRAYVON" yet only those who support Trayvon are threatening to riot if Zimmerman is found not guilty, not the other way around.

/head explodes with the irony I know who most of these zealots voted for.
 
2013-07-13 07:38:24 PM  
I guess if its a slow day send two cops over to have a sit down with the guy, same with the LOL kid. I really don't have much of an issue with people being morons on twitter or Facebook.

If they're true to their word and still morons when it matters we will be treated to lovely pictures of them rioting like all the useless Vancouver rioters. I'm thinking arrests for what people say on twitter haven't prevented a whole lot of crime.
 
2013-07-13 07:53:19 PM  

Warlordtrooper: And yet another kid will be given the full swat treatment over an internet joke.  That's some fine police work there Lou.


Welcome to the world you helped create. Where an internet joke turns into the next Newtown, CA when someone writes it off as an internet joke.
 
2013-07-13 07:54:40 PM  
this is why we can't have nice things.
 
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