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(Daily Mail)   Jessica Lange is still Gettin. It. Done at 64 years of age, rocking that bikini   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 45
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2013-07-13 12:22:40 PM
Come on guys, I just ate breakfast.
 
2013-07-13 12:23:44 PM
There comes a time in everyone's life where you simply don't go in public dressed in revealing clothing. She has gone past that time.
 
2013-07-13 12:27:58 PM
Anybody else read that as Jessica Tandy and click out of pure horror?
 
2013-07-13 12:28:07 PM
I'd tap it.

www.usmagazine.com
 
2013-07-13 12:31:28 PM

skinink: I'd tap it.

[www.usmagazine.com image 640x560]


I fapped to that.

lunar.thegamez.net

/ old
 
2013-07-13 12:31:29 PM
This thread needs more butter
 
2013-07-13 12:32:39 PM

jaytkay: skinink: I'd tap it.

[www.usmagazine.com image 640x560]

I fapped to that.



/ old


Could be Faye Wray. You would be ancient then.
 
2013-07-13 12:32:53 PM
Once.  Maybe.  After a lot of scotch.  And only because I remember what she looked like 30 years ago.
 
2013-07-13 12:33:54 PM
I have no idea what actually happened in the last season of American Horror Story, but Lange was awesome in it.
 
2013-07-13 12:35:06 PM
Ummm.....no. She's attractive for her age. Unfortunately for her, it's not 1976 anymore.
 
2013-07-13 12:36:50 PM
The single hottest sex scene ever committed to celluloid was her and Jack Nicholson in the kitchen in "The Postman Always Rings Twice".  Didn't show so much as a glimpse of nip but still...
 
2013-07-13 12:39:26 PM
I'm heading to the Waffle House, hungry indeed
 
2013-07-13 12:46:13 PM
I'd break her hip.
 
2013-07-13 12:50:32 PM
She filmed part of a movie in my hometown in '88 a block from my house. I talked to her a couple of times and she WAS pretty hot then. Kind of a biatch. though.
 
2013-07-13 12:55:09 PM
was going to bring up the hotness of her King Kong era, but you guys have it covered....www.oqdiamondm.com
 
2013-07-13 01:02:31 PM
Thurston Howell: Once.  Maybe.  After a lot of scotch.  And only because I remember what she looked like 30 years ago.

Something along these lines.
 
2013-07-13 01:06:18 PM
Sensational. No.
 
2013-07-13 01:10:03 PM
But aging is fantastic and she's in better shape than at 20 and she would never want to have a young body again.
 
2013-07-13 01:19:09 PM
I prefer her this way:

i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-13 01:23:22 PM
She farked up her face after season one of AHS.
 
2013-07-13 01:35:10 PM

PhiloeBedoe: The single hottest sex scene ever committed to celluloid cellulite was her and Jack Nicholson in the kitchen in "The Postman Always Rings Twice".  Didn't show so much as a glimpse of nip but still...


/i hate myself for doing that but it was too easy
 
2013-07-13 01:53:44 PM
Ahh Heck.

If I was 64 and saw her, sure I'd want that.
It's relative.

But I'm not. So, It's relative.
 
2013-07-13 01:56:44 PM
She's waiting on my money shot.

www.joblo.com

/with the dong of an angry Kong.
 
2013-07-13 01:57:50 PM

PhiloeBedoe: The single hottest sex scene ever committed to celluloid was her and Jack Nicholson in the kitchen in "The Postman Always Rings Twice".  Didn't show so much as a glimpse of nip but still...


Yup.

www.sensesofcinema.com
 
2013-07-13 02:02:01 PM
The guy with her, is that...is that...Bruce Campbell???
 
2013-07-13 02:24:15 PM

dryknife: PhiloeBedoe: The single hottest sex scene ever committed to celluloid was her and Jack Nicholson in the kitchen in "The Postman Always Rings Twice".  Didn't show so much as a glimpse of nip but still...

Yup.

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THIS.  I was in the 9th grade when this movie came out.  Sooooo much kitten death due to Ms. Lange.
 
2013-07-13 02:24:32 PM
Don't act like any of you straight guy farkers or Lesbian farkettes wouldn't hit it HARD, yo!  Ya know you would ;)

/she's not my type though, no matter the age ;)
 
2013-07-13 02:51:53 PM
The part of her that (IMO) doesn't look good are her upper arms. Which is true of most women that age (my mom has the same problem). She's going to be showing that ANYWAY in a swimsuit, she might as well show off.

Overall, she looks damn good.

/doubts she will look as good in a swimsuit at that age
 
2013-07-13 03:37:31 PM
Very good for her age, no doubt, but I don't think wearing a bikini is the best idea for her.
 
2013-07-13 03:56:34 PM
" I'd tap it."
Sad thing is, the majority of that scene has been deleted in the majority of cds and videos out there.
An exceptional rack for a giant monkey to be monkeying with.
/Kong had good taste.
 
2013-07-13 04:43:21 PM
her tummy is cute
 
2013-07-13 07:09:31 PM

gameshowhost: PhiloeBedoe: The single hottest sex scene ever committed to celluloid cellulite was her and Jack Nicholson in the kitchen in "The Postman Always Rings Twice".  Didn't show so much as a glimpse of nip but still...
/i hate myself for doing that but it was too easy


Hahahaha!
 
2013-07-13 07:33:49 PM
She looks better than some girls half her age. I think she looks good for her age.

She's no Helen Mirren though.
 
2013-07-13 07:52:35 PM
Looks like Jennifer Coolidge minus some weight.
 
2013-07-13 09:04:07 PM

SurelyShirley: I prefer her this way:

[i42.tinypic.com image 534x712]


I'd Name her Game.
 
2013-07-13 11:46:58 PM

PhiloeBedoe: The single hottest sex scene ever committed to celluloid was her and Jack Nicholson in the kitchen in "The Postman Always Rings Twice".


I remember that vividly.  Reports in the media claimed that sales of plain white cotton panties increased something like 500% in the months following release of the film.
 
2013-07-13 11:58:29 PM

gameshowhost: PhiloeBedoe: The single hottest sex scene ever committed to celluloid cellulite was her and Jack Nicholson in the kitchen in "The Postman Always Rings Twice".  Didn't show so much as a glimpse of nip but still...

/i hate myself for doing that but it was too easy


I snarted.
 
2013-07-14 12:01:20 AM

katerbug72: gameshowhost: PhiloeBedoe: The single hottest sex scene ever committed to celluloid cellulite was her and Jack Nicholson in the kitchen in "The Postman Always Rings Twice".  Didn't show so much as a glimpse of nip but still...

/i hate myself for doing that but it was too easy

I snarted.


Ummm....as in I snorted and snotted at the same time....not in that I sneezed and farted.

/awkward
 
2013-07-14 12:23:50 AM

katerbug72: katerbug72: gameshowhost: PhiloeBedoe: The single hottest sex scene ever committed to celluloid cellulite was her and Jack Nicholson in the kitchen in "The Postman Always Rings Twice".  Didn't show so much as a glimpse of nip but still...

/i hate myself for doing that but it was too easy

I snarted.

Ummm....as in I snorted and snotted at the same time....not in that I sneezed and farted.

/awkward


It's okay to fart.  I won't judge.  You can admit to it amongst such friendly and sensible folk as us Farke--... uhhhh on second thought keep that to yourself.
 
2013-07-14 12:44:00 AM
Jesus Christ, who the hell cares?

Her value as a woman is not tied to how she looks in a bikini, for f*ck's sake.
 
2013-07-14 01:12:59 AM

MadAzza: Jesus Christ, who the hell cares?

Her value as a woman is not tied to how she looks in a bikini, for f*ck's sake.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-14 01:49:33 AM
I'd hit that harder than I hit your mom last night.....
 
2013-07-14 05:05:16 AM

katerbug72: katerbug72: gameshowhost: PhiloeBedoe: The single hottest sex scene ever committed to celluloid cellulite was her and Jack Nicholson in the kitchen in "The Postman Always Rings Twice".  Didn't show so much as a glimpse of nip but still...

/i hate myself for doing that but it was too easy

I snarted.

Ummm....as in I snorted and snotted at the same time....not in that I sneezed and farted.

/awkward


As long as it's not a Shart, I think you're still golden, ponygirl.
 
2013-07-14 12:48:40 PM

MadAzza: Jesus Christ, who the hell cares?

Her value as a woman is not directly tied to how she looks in a bikini, for f*ck's sake farkers view her in threads.


FTFY
 
2013-07-14 01:39:40 PM
Meh. I was hoping for Jessica Tandy bikini pics.
 
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