TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Happy birthday, Captain Picard! :D
flaminio: TappingTheVein: [www.stuffistumbledupon.com image 498x354]Guy looks great for 73 years old.Every time I see that pic I think "Patrick Stewart has a really long right arm".
Zombie DJ: I saw while I was at a convention once. He was very nice. Had a picture with him and everything. All my friends were pretty jealous. Afterward, I saw him later at a lounge in the hotel I was at. I bought him a beer and he waived me over. I got to sit and talk to him and a couple of his friends for hours.When his friends left, I told him my friends were never going to believe me so he says, "Let's go see them."We took the elevator up to my room but when we got there, my friends were at another party.As soon as I turned to tell him they were gone, he pushed me down, punched me in the face and robbed me. He then pee'd all over the hotel bed and threw the tv on the floor, breaking it.When he was done, he bent over my broken body and whispered, "I'm Patrick Stewart. Who's going to believe you?"
ReluctantPaladin: I'm surprised there are so few posts for this.Happy Birthday Good Knight!Makes me wonder who is Fark's favourite Star Trek actor is:Patrick Stewartvs.George TakeiAny thoughts?
Bathysphere: I believe there is a direct correlation between being on Star Trek and being an awesome person. Exceptions made for Whoopie.
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