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(LA Times)   Two and a Half Men will replace Jake with a lesbian character. This... changes... everyt --- well, nothing actually   (latimes.com) divider line 52
    More: Misc, Angus T. Jones, lesbian character, Charlie Sheen, lesbians  
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2013-07-13 01:11:05 PM  
Further proof that Christianity led Angus into a depraved lifestyle of poverty and joblessness.
 
2013-07-13 01:16:56 PM  
Jake is the mostly unseen kid, right? So a lesbian is a half man? This should work out well.
 
2013-07-13 01:38:24 PM  
What happened to the little fat kid?
 
2013-07-13 01:42:15 PM  

BalugaJoe: What happened to the little fat kid?


he grew up and the writers couldn't think about letting him evolve to emulate charlie/walton instead of staying a moron like his father.
 
2013-07-13 01:42:29 PM  
I think they should replace the cast with Geroge Wendt, Ted Danson, Rhea Perlman, Woody Harrelson, and Kelsey Grammar and move the setting to a bar.
 
2013-07-13 01:46:05 PM  
This sitcom has more casting problems than a fly fisherman in a phone booth.
 
2013-07-13 01:47:54 PM  
Why didn't Charlie's will give the house to his brother?
Makes no sense.
 
2013-07-13 01:49:43 PM  
They should just cast the luscious Amber Heard and brace for the overdue series cancellation.
 
2013-07-13 01:49:47 PM  
Does anybody even watch that show anymore?
 
2013-07-13 01:52:35 PM  
They should bring Missi (Miley Cyrus) back as a the lesbian.
Sex with Angus' character was so bad she switched teams!
 
2013-07-13 01:54:50 PM  
Sounds like the producer is a dick and hard to work for.
 
2013-07-13 01:55:38 PM  
Um, I'm not even close to being PC but are they calling lesbians "half-men"?

/John Cryer should assume the role of the "half man". That would be funny and less offensive to the dykes
 
2013-07-13 01:56:20 PM  
Put it out of its misery already. I've never seen such heroic efforts to keep an awful show going.
 
2013-07-13 01:58:56 PM  
Now I want Jon Cryer replaced.
I would like to see the whole cast completely different. For some reason that makes me laugh.
Imagine a show on for more than 10 years, showing absolutely no resemblance to it's pilot or even past years.
 
2013-07-13 02:03:40 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: Put it out of its misery already. I've never seen such heroic efforts to keep an awful show going.


Sorry, I don't watch the dreck myself but it still pulls in the ratings, no misery there. Same with the Big Bang Theory and whatever insipid sitcoms and reality shows are doggedly hanging on despite people with a brain cell in their head saying WTF.

/cable channels are the only TV even remotely worth watching
//except Hannibal, have to keep being reminded that is actually on NBC
 
2013-07-13 02:04:53 PM  

Zombie DJ: Now I want Jon Cryer replaced.
I would like to see the whole cast completely different. For some reason that makes me laugh.
Imagine a show on for more than 10 years, showing absolutely no resemblance to it's pilot or even past years.


You mean like ER, Doctor Who, or every soap opera ever?
 
2013-07-13 02:11:55 PM  

FrancoFile: Zombie DJ: Now I want Jon Cryer replaced.
I would like to see the whole cast completely different. For some reason that makes me laugh.
Imagine a show on for more than 10 years, showing absolutely no resemblance to it's pilot or even past years.

You mean like ER, Doctor Who, or every soap opera ever?


Law and Order
MASH
 
2013-07-13 03:07:12 PM  

Mugato: J. Frank Parnell: Put it out of its misery already. I've never seen such heroic efforts to keep an awful show going.

Sorry, I don't watch the dreck myself but it still pulls in the ratings, no misery there. Same with the Big Bang Theory and whatever insipid sitcoms and reality shows are doggedly hanging on despite people with a brain cell in their head saying WTF.

/cable channels are the only TV even remotely worth watching
//except Hannibal, have to keep being reminded that is actually on NBC


Person of Interest on CBS is worth spending an hour a week watching.

Golden Boy was not bad until it got cancelled.

Crossing Lines has been good for its first couple of episodes.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head.
 
2013-07-13 03:08:14 PM  
So it's going from 'Two and a half men' to 'Two guys and a girl'?
 
2013-07-13 03:14:53 PM  

NeoCortex42: So it's going from 'Two and a half men' to 'Two guys and a girl'?


...and a pizza place?
 
2013-07-13 03:36:44 PM  
I'm guessing the marketing department at CBS is already dreaming up the inevitable lesbian kiss. Jesus I hope that happens before the start of SEC football, so I'm not forced to watch the promotions for that pandering bullsh*t. The only solace I'll take is in knowing how much that will repulse Evangelical sports announcer Verne Lundquist.
 
2013-07-13 03:36:54 PM  

RaiderFanMikeP: FrancoFile: Zombie DJ: Now I want Jon Cryer replaced.
I would like to see the whole cast completely different. For some reason that makes me laugh.
Imagine a show on for more than 10 years, showing absolutely no resemblance to it's pilot or even past years.

You mean like ER, Doctor Who, or every soap opera ever?

Law and Order
MASH


No, I mean EVERYTHING.
Alan Alda stayed with Mash, River Song is the same and Wyle stayed with E.R.
I mean even changing his mom and location but keeping the name just so rubes keep tuning in.
"What is this? I don't even?"
 
2013-07-13 03:39:33 PM  

REO-Weedwagon: I'm guessing the marketing department at CBS is already dreaming up the inevitable lesbian kiss. Jesus I hope that happens before the start of SEC football, so I'm not forced to watch the promotions for that pandering bullsh*t. The only solace I'll take is in knowing how much that will repulse Evangelical sports announcer Verne Lundquist.


50 more days my friend, it can't get here fast enough.
 
2013-07-13 03:44:52 PM  

gimmegimme: Further proof that Christianity led Angus into a depraved lifestyle of poverty and joblessness.


Right now I think Christianity is the lock on his closet door.
 
2013-07-13 03:45:56 PM  

Kyosuke: gimmegimme: Further proof that Christianity led Angus into a depraved lifestyle of poverty and joblessness.

Right now I think Christianity is the lock on his closet door.


To be fair, if I were a rich and famous 20-year-old (or whatever he is), I wouldn't have time to be on the TV show either.  I would be too busy with the ladies.
 
2013-07-13 04:02:43 PM  

gimmegimme: Kyosuke: gimmegimme: Further proof that Christianity led Angus into a depraved lifestyle of poverty and joblessness.

Right now I think Christianity is the lock on his closet door.

To be fair, if I were a rich and famous 20-year-old (or whatever he is), I wouldn't have time to be on the TV show either.  I would be too busy with the ladies.


(he's not outside the closet.)
 
2013-07-13 04:07:47 PM  

Kyosuke: gimmegimme: Kyosuke: gimmegimme: Further proof that Christianity led Angus into a depraved lifestyle of poverty and joblessness.

Right now I think Christianity is the lock on his closet door.

To be fair, if I were a rich and famous 20-year-old (or whatever he is), I wouldn't have time to be on the TV show either.  I would be too busy with the ladies.

(he's not outside the closet.)


HAHAHA...He's "dating" someone called "Stalker Sarah" who repeatedly tells the press the kid is not psycho.
 
2013-07-13 04:10:36 PM  

Brokenseas: Person of Interest on CBS is worth spending an hour a week watching.


Yeah, I've seen a few of those and they are pretty good. Since I don't watch a lot of TV, I just never think to watch it regularly. It's like an equilibrium. The best TV on now is better than most TV in previous years but that's balanced by shiat like prime time game shows/reality shows. I think sitcoms are about as good and bad now as they ever were, it's about the same. Although if I switch around and find Seinfeld I'll watch it.
 
2013-07-13 04:17:44 PM  

BalugaJoe: Why didn't Charlie's will give the house to his brother?
Makes no sense.


they did, but Alan is also notoriously broke (couldn't afford taxes etc.) so he sold it to Walden.

/what I find the show amusing
//also watches Big Bang Theory
////and RAW
 
2013-07-13 04:18:34 PM  

gimmegimme: HAHAHA...He's "dating" someone called "Stalker Sarah" who repeatedly tells the press the kid is not psycho.


Yeah, she would know.

a0.vsoh.com
 
2013-07-13 04:23:48 PM  
Bah, they should have gone with the smart choice and replaced Jones with an actual halfman instead.

gamerstable.com

/You know they'd make downright ridiculous amounts of coin
//Hell, he already plays Sheen's character better than he ever did
///Rule of threes
 
2013-07-13 04:33:24 PM  
Mugato: J. Frank Parnell: Put it out of its misery already. I've never seen such heroic efforts to keep an awful show going. Sorry, I don't watch the dreck myself but it still pulls in the ratings, no misery there. Same with the Big Bang Theory and whatever insipid sitcoms and reality shows are doggedly hanging on despite people with a brain cell in their head saying WTF.
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Ah, one of those 'I want to be a rebel' teenagers (or still sadly stuck in that phase as a 20 or 30 something) who hates the most popular shows that EVERYONE watches.

You people are getting tiresome to listen to.
 
2013-07-13 04:50:56 PM  

jake3988: Ah, one of those 'I want to be a rebel' teenagers (or still sadly stuck in that phase as a 20 or 30 something) who hates the most popular shows that EVERYONE watches.

You people are getting tiresome to listen to.


"Like everything popular or you're a hipster!"

I watch Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Hannibal, Psych, The Mentalist, even Castle. I'm hardly an elitist. No, I don't watch talent competitions and fake reality shows. If that makes me seem like a rebel then that's well kind of Bradbury-esque.
 
2013-07-13 05:15:31 PM  

Zombie DJ: No, I mean EVERYTHING.
Alan Alda stayed with Mash, River Song is the same and Wyle stayed with E.R.
I mean even changing his mom and location but keeping the name just so rubes keep tuning in.
"What is this? I don't even?"


Dr. Carter was not in most of the last few seasons of ER.  River is a recurring character, but not a full cast member.
 
2013-07-13 05:59:08 PM  

mjbok: r. Carter was not in most of the last few seasons of ER.  River is a recurring character, but not a full cast member.


(sigh)
Still farking cast...you know what? Nevermind.
I would tell a joke about 3 guys walking into a bar, but afraid you'd spend an hour either debunking it or trying to find why the three were together in the first place.
 
2013-07-13 06:01:36 PM  

Zombie DJ: mjbok: r. Carter was not in most of the last few seasons of ER.  River is a recurring character, but not a full cast member.

(sigh)
Still farking cast...you know what? Nevermind.
I would tell a joke about 3 guys walking into a bar, but afraid you'd spend an hour either debunking it or trying to find why the three were together in the first place.


And why the fark did they pick that bar, anyway, when there's a much better one down the street.
 
2013-07-13 06:19:40 PM  
Just rename the sitcom to "Two-and-a-Half F*cks Not Given", cancel the show and call it a day.
 
2013-07-13 07:47:29 PM  

Zombie DJ: (sigh)
Still farking cast...you know what? Nevermind.
I would tell a joke about 3 guys walking into a bar, but afraid you'd spend an hour either debunking it or trying to find why the three were together in the first place.


(sigh)
How dare I point out that you were wrong.

ER had 6 main cast members season one, none of which were around season 15, except in glorified cameos.

River is a terrible example since she didn't appear until 40 some years into the shows history.
 
2013-07-13 08:35:05 PM  
They should change the name to "2 Guys, 1 C*nt".
 
2013-07-13 09:19:08 PM  
So, the lesbian is the "and a half" of "Two and a half men?"

Since when is a lesbian half a man?

That's kind of offensive.
 
2013-07-13 09:29:31 PM  
I view this change as a positive one. One they are replacing the born again actor with a hot chick. I kind of wish they would have gone that way with Growing Pains and kicked Kirk Cameron in the nuts on the way out. Two it means more lesbian kissing and groping on primetime television.

My suggestions for playing the hot lesbian.

Laura Vandervoort
www.moviepilot.de
Ashley Hinshaw
cinema-way.com
victoria justice
userserve-ak.last.fm
I would definitely turn in if one of these women were making out with another woman. Well, I;d download the show and skip most of the non lesbians scenes, but t least somebody would be watching it.
 
2013-07-13 09:36:01 PM  

homeschooled: So, the lesbian is the "and a half" of "Two and a half men?"

Since when is a lesbian half a man?

That's kind of offensive.


Does anyone ever read a thread before they post? I already said that.
 
2013-07-13 09:42:52 PM  

lasercannon: I view this change as a positive one. One they are replacing the born again actor with a hot chick. I kind of wish they would have gone that way with Growing Pains and kicked Kirk Cameron in the nuts on the way out. Two it means more lesbian kissing and groping on primetime television.

My suggestions for playing the hot lesbian.

Laura Vandervoort
[www.moviepilot.de image 590x626]
Ashley Hinshaw
[cinema-way.com image 850x538]
victoria justice
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x548]
I would definitely turn in if one of these women were making out with another woman. Well, I;d download the show and skip most of the non lesbians scenes, but t least somebody would be watching it.


Miranda Cosgrove.

They'd have the hot young starlet and (if rumors of her "School of Rock" diva attitude are true) more controversy for Chuck Lorre.
 
2013-07-13 09:47:30 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: They should change the name to "2 Guys, 1 C*nt".



Excellent suggestion! That would definitely hasten its cancellation.
 
2013-07-13 09:57:38 PM  

Mugato: homeschooled: So, the lesbian is the "and a half" of "Two and a half men?"

Since when is a lesbian half a man?

That's kind of offensive.

Does anyone ever read a thread before they post? I already said that.


God forbid voice an opinion on the internet without checking whether or not someone said it before they did.

THE INTERNET: THINGS SHOULD ONLY BE SAID ONCE.
 
2013-07-13 10:22:55 PM  

Mugato: homeschooled: So, the lesbian is the "and a half" of "Two and a half men?"

Since when is a lesbian half a man?

That's kind of offensive.

Does anyone ever read a thread before they post? I already said that.


Copycat. I said it in the second post.
 
2013-07-13 11:27:59 PM  
I thought Jon Cryer was already portraying a lesbian...
 
2013-07-14 12:08:19 AM  

Hugo Zorilla: I thought Jon Cryer was already portraying a lesbian...


Not very well, then. I'm not at all convinced he likes the vagina.
 
2013-07-14 12:12:55 AM  

Mugato: homeschooled: So, the lesbian is the "and a half" of "Two and a half men?"

Since when is a lesbian half a man?

That's kind of offensive.

Does anyone ever read a thread before they post? I already said that.


To be fair, this was everyone's first thought. You just wrote about it before anyone else mustered the energy.
 
2013-07-14 12:17:37 AM  

Kyosuke: Hugo Zorilla: I thought Jon Cryer was already portraying a lesbian...

Not very well, then. I'm not at all convinced he likes the vagina.


Walden should open the episode with "See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fark on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. He LOVES the cock."
 
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