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(Sun News Network)   Passing out at a party normally results in being drawn on with a marker and everyone laughs it off in the morning. Lipstick on the other hand may lead to someone smashing windows with a shovel and propane tank   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 41
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2013-07-13 12:51:26 PM  
Only if they used colors that looked trashy on me.

Or, you know, they used Mary Kay... I wake up with Mary Kay on, and someone is getting a beat down.
 
2013-07-13 12:51:57 PM  
party with an arsehole, wake up with a moran.
 
2013-07-13 12:55:42 PM  
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Propane, propane.
 
2013-07-13 12:55:44 PM  
Well, someone tried to start a drunk chick photo thread in the tipsy vs wasted thread, so I'll try and carry the torch over here.

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2013-07-13 12:56:36 PM  

nabbed at a nearby 7-Eleven and he still had the makeup on and smelled like bear spray.

Is no way to go through life, son.
 
2013-07-13 12:57:34 PM  
The comments there astound me. Assault? for pranking a guy while he was asleep? Really?

It worries me that he knows where these women live and threatened them before heading off to jail. I hope he doesn't remember their names and they move far away. sad to think that we will be seeing a "follow up" the day he gets out of prison.
 
2013-07-13 01:02:02 PM  
A name like Gerun should be verbized to describe his actions, as in "He went gerunding in a rage."
 
2013-07-13 01:02:48 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Only if they used colors that looked trashy on me.

Or, you know, they used Mary Kay... I wake up with Mary Kay on, and someone is getting a beat down.


I know.  I get that "Hulk Smash" feeling when I have on Avon.
 
2013-07-13 01:05:56 PM  
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Agrees.
 
2013-07-13 01:06:20 PM  
Memories. The old song "Bear Spray and Lipstick" had those great, unforgettable lyrics:  Give to me your bear spray, take from me...my lipstick

Veri sexy.
 
2013-07-13 01:08:50 PM  
Pro Tip: Stay the f*ck out of Edmonton. Those people are psycho.
 
2013-07-13 01:11:36 PM  
Those stupid pranks are not always found to be funny by everyone.  They sound like cry babies for calling 911 and having the fire department come open their doors and windows for them.  Maybe they won't play these stupid games any longer.
 
2013-07-13 01:11:41 PM  

Trashdigger: The comments there astound me. Assault? for pranking a guy while he was asleep? Really?

It worries me that he knows where these women live and threatened them before heading off to jail. I hope he doesn't remember their names and they move far away. sad to think that we will be seeing a "follow up" the day he gets out of prison.


I'm guessing that the "pranks" that make it to fark are the ones worth smashing things with shovels.  Looks like the shovels are typically used with undeserving pranks.  I'm also guessing he hadn't slept it all off when he came to (which means it might take him a few hours after leaving jail to come after them, once he gets good and drunk).
 
2013-07-13 01:13:09 PM  
That's one talented cat.

/DNRTFH
 
2013-07-13 01:17:31 PM  
I'm guessing Mugshots are not public record in Canada as there is not one included.
 
2013-07-13 01:20:45 PM  
don't start no shiat, wont be no shiat.
 
2013-07-13 01:21:49 PM  

DoItYourself: They sound like cry babies for calling 911 and having the fire department come open their doors and windows for them.


No, they called 911 because a crazy guy was swinging a shovel at them. And I'm guessing that the fire department did more than just open a few windows, e.g. brought over a few of those big air blowers that are used to dry a place out after it's been flooded.
 
2013-07-13 01:35:58 PM  
Maybe it's assault. Maybe it's Maybelline.
 
2013-07-13 01:43:39 PM  
Poor impulse control.
 
2013-07-13 01:54:02 PM  
If a man did this to a woman would it be funny
 
2013-07-13 01:57:59 PM  
I was hoping for a "Messing with Sasquatch" pic.
 
2013-07-13 02:05:32 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: If a man did this to a woman would it be funny


Yes. Especially if that woman flipped out like an enraged badger and smashed some windows.
 
2013-07-13 02:07:24 PM  
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2013-07-13 02:07:50 PM  
Just people you were with a bunch of assholes and go wash your face
 
2013-07-13 02:16:53 PM  
Bear spray? Who carries around bear spray on the off chance you will run into a bear?
 
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2013-07-13 02:25:21 PM  
did this girl once and I asked what the tattoo was on her thigh and she said she passed out at a party and woke up to some guys tattooing her.

they don't make water hot enough or brushes strong enough.
 
2013-07-13 02:29:33 PM  
The government agency I was with a couple years ago were giving out free temporary tattoos at the state fair. The biggest takers were drinking age boys - they'd take dozens.

/could have had something to do with my suggestions
/of course they were all over 21
 
2013-07-13 02:37:18 PM  
Gerun was sentenced to eight months behind bars after pleading guilty to mischief causing damage, possession of a weapon dangerous to the public peace and uttering death threats.

And the women were charged with what? Nothing? Figures...

All I can say is I'm glad people weren't immature enough to do this kind of shiat back in my drinking/partying days.
 
2013-07-13 02:52:28 PM  
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2013-07-13 03:20:00 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Gerun was sentenced to eight months behind bars after pleading guilty to mischief causing damage, possession of a weapon dangerous to the public peace and uttering death threats.

And the women were charged with what? Nothing? Figures...

All I can say is I'm glad people weren't immature enough to do this kind of shiat back in my drinking/partying days.


Why? Can you not take a joke without exploding into rage, either?
 
2013-07-13 04:02:43 PM  

Mentalpatient87: Why? Can you not take a joke without exploding into rage, either?


I just assumed he was like 90yo or something when referring to his youth. You know... when people were all classy and violence against women over minutiae was acceptable.
 
2013-07-13 04:24:33 PM  
Two things. 1) it's "berserk," not "beserk," and 2) that guy must have been VERY insecure in his masculinity to fly into a berserk rage after being pranked with make up. Dude, just laugh it off while reaching for the cold cream.
 
2013-07-13 05:12:42 PM  
Here is the charming gent. What a pillar of the community.
 
2013-07-13 05:46:45 PM  

Mentalpatient87: ReapTheChaos: Gerun was sentenced to eight months behind bars after pleading guilty to mischief causing damage, possession of a weapon dangerous to the public peace and uttering death threats.

And the women were charged with what? Nothing? Figures...

All I can say is I'm glad people weren't immature enough to do this kind of shiat back in my drinking/partying days.

Why? Can you not take a joke without exploding into rage, either?


I don't see anything funny about it, and as for those who're immature enough to think it is, I'll spare you my thoughts about them.

I will say this though, if I were to take a sharpie and draw all over your car would that be funny? Because I honestly don't see the difference.  What if some chick was passed out and I lifted her shirt and took a pic of me squeezing her boob, would that be ok too? Again, I'm hard pressed to see much difference between the two "pranks".

Doing anything to someone against their will, passed out drunk or not, is a crime and should be treated as such.
 
2013-07-13 06:04:47 PM  

bratface: Bear spray? Who carries around bear spray on the off chance you will run into a bear?


I imagine someone who knows that bears have been known to come into places where people live, or someone who does a lot of hiking.

When I was living in Montana, I was constantly warned to be on the watch for at least two different species of bear, plus the occasional mountain lion, pack of coyotes, etc.

I just made plenty of noise as I hiked (scares bears away), and kept on the lookout when I was hiking. Maybe I got lucky..
 
2013-07-13 07:14:19 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I will say this though, if I were to take a sharpie and draw all over your car would that be funny? Because I honestly don't see the difference. What if some chick was passed out and I lifted her shirt and took a pic of me squeezing her boob, would that be ok too? Again, I'm hard pressed to see much difference between the two "pranks".


Well, a sharpie on my car is going to stay a lot longer than lipstick on my face, so you've got a severity problem right away. And lipstick on my face isn't sexual molestation, so again, not the same thing. We're talking about something that amounts to "he looks silly" as the worst of your problems, not property damage or rape.

I think you just need to pull the stick out of your ass.
 
2013-07-13 08:31:51 PM  

Mentalpatient87: ReapTheChaos: I will say this though, if I were to take a sharpie and draw all over your car would that be funny? Because I honestly don't see the difference. What if some chick was passed out and I lifted her shirt and took a pic of me squeezing her boob, would that be ok too? Again, I'm hard pressed to see much difference between the two "pranks".

Well, a sharpie on my car is going to stay a lot longer than lipstick on my face, so you've got a severity problem right away. And lipstick on my face isn't sexual molestation, so again, not the same thing. We're talking about something that amounts to "he looks silly" as the worst of your problems, not property damage or rape.

I think you just need to pull the stick out of your ass.


Well I used the sharpie as an example because that's what these so called "pranks" usually are. My point is, if I walked up to someone on the street and started writing on their face with a sharpie, you can bet your ass I'll be arrested for assault at the very least. I don't see how someone being passed out drunk makes any difference.
 
2013-07-13 08:52:47 PM  
Every garbage prank now makes it onto the internet, with the potential for reduced future employment, and general humiliation.  I don't drink and pass out, but I'd be in a rage if I woke up to someone drawing on my face as well.  People who would do this to friends are vermin.
 
2013-07-13 09:10:22 PM  

ReapTheChaos: My point is, if I walked up to someone on the street and started writing on their face with a sharpie, you can bet your ass I'll be arrested for assault at the very least. I don't see how someone being passed out drunk makes any difference.


You like making weird connections between entirely different situations, don't you? It's. A. Party. Not accosting a random person on the street. A party. A casual event where adults might drink, be merry, and engage in some casual, playful behavior. I plain don't believe you when you say you don't see the difference. It's either you're being deliberately obtuse or you have next to no social awareness.
 
2013-07-14 01:09:13 AM  
People who pass out drunk at parties and people who play "pranks" on them almost deserve each other.

People who think these type of shenanigans are actually funny are idiots.
 
2013-07-14 04:38:07 AM  
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