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(KDWN Las Vegas)   22 elementary school students get sick after A) eating pot brownies B) snorting lines of pixie sticks C) drinking a concoction that included hot sauce, carrots, salt and milk   (kdwn.com) divider line 36
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2013-07-13 11:10:48 AM  
So, a few kids did a dumbass dare and made themselves sick? This is news, because....
 
2013-07-13 11:11:48 AM  
22 kids 1 yup
 
2013-07-13 11:12:06 AM  
and ipecac?
 
2013-07-13 11:12:15 AM  
Fake story, school's... out..for..summer.

Remember Cinnamon oil and toothpicks from the 70s?  Can't find a oil that can compare with
the old/good stuff.  We use to dare each other to drink that stuff straight.
 
2013-07-13 11:12:37 AM  
hey couldn't just give each other booger sandwiches?

/Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts....
 
2013-07-13 11:13:29 AM  
I'm just impressed that the instigator got the whole class in on this. It would have been one or two idiots back in my elementary school days.
 
2013-07-13 11:13:49 AM  
I thought this was the school with new nutritional supplements in the cafeteria.
 
2013-07-13 11:16:01 AM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-13 11:16:32 AM  
Is that one vegetable or two servings?
 
2013-07-13 11:17:29 AM  
So what...they don't have summer vacation in San Diego?
 
2013-07-13 11:17:58 AM  
This is how I start a sauce. Should I not have done that?
 
2013-07-13 11:22:50 AM  
School in July?
 
2013-07-13 11:23:50 AM  
Wouldn't they suffer from being naeuseted, not naeseus?
 
2013-07-13 11:27:39 AM  
There are plenty of year around schools. Seems some in this thread may need one.
 
2013-07-13 11:28:39 AM  
What is in the water over there that they have that many dumbasses concentrated in one school?
 
2013-07-13 11:29:32 AM  
so basically..
content.costco.com
 
2013-07-13 11:30:51 AM  
Just wait until these kids learn that when you're an adult, you are not supposed to eat breakfast cereals that change the color of milk.  :(
 
2013-07-13 11:31:28 AM  
Note to all cafeteria employees.  When you open a large can of green beans, and you see that the beans are covered with a "furry" layer of fungus, and smell like Cthulhu's armpits, it is *not* okay to just scrape off the top layer and serve them anyway.  You *must* fill out forms ED-292837-AB through JJ, put the opened can in a clear plastic storage bag, and hand carry it to the authorized HAZMAT center in your area.  There is no reimbursement offered for this activity, and you will forfeit a half-days pay.  Or you can serve the beans and pretend you didn't see the fur.
 
2013-07-13 11:34:02 AM  

Jacob_Roberson: This is how I start a sauce. Should I not have done that?


Yeah, that's 3 ingredients to a really good habanero relish, just switch the milk for OJ and add brown sugar and vinegar.
 
2013-07-13 11:45:34 AM  
Wonder if I'm the only one who checked the link to see if his 7 year old nephew was the instigator

/that kid is awesome
 
2013-07-13 11:46:25 AM  
Hell, we had one kid in our school that would snort crushed up vitamin C (with rosehips!) tablets.

Or rocks. Pretty much anything for a dare.
 
2013-07-13 11:49:18 AM  
Jesus H Christ.  I want my 45 seconds back that i wasted waiting for this "article" to load and reading it.

are you kidding me? levels of stupidity:

1. this article was greenlit.
2. this article was submitted.
3. this article was deemed newsworthy by either a dumbass in person or a dumbass algorithm created by a dumbass programmer.
4. the cafeteria was SANITIZED JUST IN CASE. holy shiat.  a group of administrators knew damn well that these kids drank some disgusting concoction at lunch, which plenty of kids have done, and felt sick or psychosomatically tricked themselves into being sick. with that information they decided to waste everyones time and SANITIZE THE LUNCHROOM.  when i was in grade school kids puked every week.  sawdust and clean it the f up was enough.  nobody SANITIZED anything.  motherfarker.  no wonder i have kids come to my house wanting to wash their hands every ten seconds.
 
2013-07-13 11:52:21 AM  
Well, Chris Rock said people wanna get high...
 
2013-07-13 12:04:04 PM  
Teachers then made a general announcement to see if other students had stomach problems. Brandais says that call brought out students "who may not have had problems at all."

images.wikia.com
 
2013-07-13 12:18:51 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: What is in the water over there that they have that many dumbasses concentrated in one school?


--- Mexican sewage.
 
2013-07-13 12:27:55 PM  

dkimball: Fake story, school's... out..for..summer.

Remember Cinnamon oil and toothpicks from the 70s?  Can't find a oil that can compare with
the old/good stuff.  We use to dare each other to drink that stuff straight.


Southern California is all about the year-round school.  For the brief time I was in the Los Angeles Unified School District, I hated it.  No air conditioning in any of the classrooms, acres of asphalt playground surrounded by high chain link fence (where every play area was numbered and your classroom got assigned two, rotating weekly), and a two week summer break ending with Independence Day weekend.  I hear that LAUSD parents finally complained long and hard enough to get some of the asphalt torn out and have some real play equipment installed, and they finally dropped that idiotic year round crap, but still...too little, too late for me.

/We moved back to Oregon after that
//91 School District is actually pretty awesome by any standard, even if it only has one school!
 
2013-07-13 12:28:21 PM  
No kids chewed Pop Tarts into the shapes of pistols.

America is safe and sane again.
 
2013-07-13 12:45:53 PM  
Kids in school quit daring me to do something stupid after I punched out a car door

/you only dare the weak
 
2013-07-13 12:54:11 PM  
Ahhh yes pixie sticks up the nostrils. I remember that day. Holy suckage did that hurt.

cowgirl toffee: Just wait until these kids learn that when you're an adult, you are not supposed to eat breakfast cereals that change the color of milk.  :(


Screw that. Eat whatever you want as an adult. I just got a half gallon of strawberry milk and another of rootbeer milk. Mmmmmilk.
 
2013-07-13 01:03:17 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Kids in school quit daring me to do something stupid after I punched out a car door

/you only dare the weak


That's one way to do it, I guess. They stopped for me when they found out I wasn't dumb enough to be dared into stupid shiat.
 
2013-07-13 01:21:43 PM  
Sophomore Stew is news now?  I'm pretty sure there's cave paintings depicting the stupid shiat kids get up to.
 
2013-07-13 02:12:11 PM  
Carrots? Did the little dumbshiats have access to a blender? Otherwise I can't see how the carrots figure into the concoction.
Unless of course some aforementioned dumbshiat brought the mixture from home?
 
2013-07-13 02:53:22 PM  
Wow. Over 30 comments and not a single "salty milk and coins" reference yet. I am impressed with your decorum, fellow Fa--OH GOD DAMMIT.
 
2013-07-13 03:38:28 PM  
The Tard Blog

1/31: Tyler's nose candy:

When Tyler arrives at school today, he is very excited about that snack that he brought. He kept asking me if he could tell me something. I respond with the usual "Does it have to do with the work we are doing right now?" He answers with the usual "No," and we proceed with the days lesson.
Snack time rolls around, the kids who brought their snack get it out of their backpack. I hand out goldfish crackers to the rest. My phone then rings, it is our speech-language pathologist, and it is regarding some important shiat. I am on the phone with her for one and a half minutes. I then hang up the phone, and turn back to the tards.
I can't believe what I see: Tyler is snorting Pixie Stick sugar.
He had opened up three little Pixie Sticks (which he knows he is not supposed to bring for snack), had lined up rails of sugar, and was using the paper pixie stick tube to snort the shiat with!
I run over to him and snatch the pixie stick from his hand. He says "Hey, what do you think you are doing??" I told him we do not out things in our nose.
He said "I tried to tell you earlier, but you wouldn't let me."
I ask him what he had wanted to tell me. He says, "My dad always snorts stuff, he calls it nose candy. Before he went to jail, he gave me a bunch of my own nose candies, and told me I was allowed to have them at school."
I referred Tyler to our counselor, who will conduct some sort of drug intervention program with him.
 
2013-07-13 07:28:42 PM  
So the kids were playing Crossing the Line?


/got sent for truth serum twice
//not so good times
 
2013-07-13 11:43:28 PM  

picodenico: I just got a half gallon of strawberry milk and another of rootbeer milk. Mmmmmilk.


...what. I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or intrigued.

/Love root beer, but hate milk normally
 
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