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(Next Movie)   Edgar Wright's Ant-Man script is finally finished. Writing it was no picnic   (nextmovie.com) divider line 26
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2013-07-13 12:06:42 AM  
Personally, I'm waiting for J.J. Abrams take on Yellowjacket, hopefully set from about 1978 to 1984.
 
2013-07-13 12:44:18 AM  
Found a scene from a leaked copy!

***Spoiler alert***

Antman: You don't remember me? We met several times. I is Antman. A-N-T-M-A-N.

The Flash: Oh, right, right.

Antman: Yeah.

The Flash: Uh, Antman.

Antman: Yeah.

The Flash: What are your super powers again? You - you - you talk to the ants, is that it?

Antman: Well, partly. But, mainly, I shrink myself down to the size of an ant while retaining my full human strength.

The Flash: Really?

Antman: Yeah.

The Flash: Oooh, that's really impressive. Size of an ant with human strength. You must be able to clean house on those other ants, huh? [chuckles] Hey! Hey, Hulk! Hey, check this guy out.

[The Hulk joins them]

The Hulk: Ooooh!

The Flash: He's got the strength of a human!

The Hulk: Antman, huh?! Where are your ants?

Antman: They're - they're at home, uh, in the ant farm.

The Hulk: Oh, better stay out of this guy's way.

The Flash: Oooh! Every molecule's quiverin' now!

Antman: I don't see what's so funny. There something wrong with being Antman? I mean, what's the joke? I don't see what's so--


***

And then it goes on some more.
 
2013-07-13 12:44:19 AM  
Talk to me when we get a Gottverdammt Black Panther script. For cereal.
 
2013-07-13 01:03:12 AM  

hubiestubert: Talk to me when we get a Gottverdammt Black Panther script. For cereal.


I'm rather hoping that the guy who played Gunn on Angel is playing Power Man on the SHIELD SHOW (since he's wearing goddamn mustard pants). I wants to see some Luke Cage and Iron Fist ass-kicking fun sometime in this Marvel universe.

Hell, you could do some New Avengers fun once RJD has enough gold bars to buy all Spain
 
2013-07-13 01:05:22 AM  

TsarTom: Found a scene from a leaked copy!

***Spoiler alert***

Antman: You don't remember me? We met several times. I is Antman. A-N-T-M-A-N.

The Flash: Oh, right, right.

Antman: Yeah.

The Flash: Uh, Antman.

Antman: Yeah.

The Flash: What are your super powers again? You - you - you talk to the ants, is that it?

Antman: Well, partly. But, mainly, I shrink myself down to the size of an ant while retaining my full human strength.

The Flash: Really?

Antman: Yeah.

The Flash: Oooh, that's really impressive. Size of an ant with human strength. You must be able to clean house on those other ants, huh? [chuckles] Hey! Hey, Hulk! Hey, check this guy out.

[The Hulk joins them]

The Hulk: Ooooh!

The Flash: He's got the strength of a human!

The Hulk: Antman, huh?! Where are your ants?

Antman: They're - they're at home, uh, in the ant farm.

The Hulk: Oh, better stay out of this guy's way.

The Flash: Oooh! Every molecule's quiverin' now!

Antman: I don't see what's so funny. There something wrong with being Antman? I mean, what's the joke? I don't see what's so--


***

And then it goes on some more.


*stomp*

The Hulk: Puny Antman
 
2013-07-13 05:24:16 AM  

TsarTom: Found a scene from a leaked copy!

***Spoiler alert***

Antman: You don't remember me? We met several times. I is Antman. A-N-T-M-A-N.

The Flash: Oh, right, right.

Antman: Yeah.

The Flash: Uh, Antman.

Antman: Yeah.

The Flash: What are your super powers again? You - you - you talk to the ants, is that it?

Antman: Well, partly. But, mainly, I shrink myself down to the size of an ant while retaining my full human strength.

The Flash: Really?

Antman: Yeah.

The Flash: Oooh, that's really impressive. Size of an ant with human strength. You must be able to clean house on those other ants, huh? [chuckles] Hey! Hey, Hulk! Hey, check this guy out.

[The Hulk joins them]

The Hulk: Ooooh!

The Flash: He's got the strength of a human!

The Hulk: Antman, huh?! Where are your ants?

Antman: They're - they're at home, uh, in the ant farm.

The Hulk: Oh, better stay out of this guy's way.

The Flash: Oooh! Every molecule's quiverin' now!

Antman: I don't see what's so funny. There something wrong with being Antman? I mean, what's the joke? I don't see what's so--


***

And then it goes on some more.


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/mobile Fark, I spit at thee
 
2013-07-13 06:52:32 AM  
I look forward to the final results.
 
2013-07-13 07:24:54 AM  
About time he did something other than "Frankenstein"...
 
2013-07-13 08:33:51 AM  

TsarTom: Found a scene from a leaked copy!

***Spoiler alert***

Antman: You don't remember me? We met several times. I is Antman. A-N-T-M-A-N.

The Flash: Oh, right, right.

Antman: Yeah.

The Flash: Uh, Antman.

Antman: Yeah.

The Flash: What are your super powers again? You - you - you talk to the ants, is that it?

Antman: Well, partly. But, mainly, I shrink myself down to the size of an ant while retaining my full human strength.

The Flash: Really?

Antman: Yeah.

The Flash: Oooh, that's really impressive. Size of an ant with human strength. You must be able to clean house on those other ants, huh? [chuckles] Hey! Hey, Hulk! Hey, check this guy out.

[The Hulk joins them]

The Hulk: Ooooh!

The Flash: He's got the strength of a human!

The Hulk: Antman, huh?! Where are your ants?

Antman: They're - they're at home, uh, in the ant farm.

The Hulk: Oh, better stay out of this guy's way.

The Flash: Oooh! Every molecule's quiverin' now!

Antman: I don't see what's so funny. There something wrong with being Antman? I mean, what's the joke? I don't see what's so--


***

And then it goes on some more.


That's cute. However, Ant Man is a Marvel character. The Flash is DC. So this exchange seems somewhat unlikely.
 
2013-07-13 08:53:22 AM  
What is this, a script for ants?  This needs to be at least... three times as long!
 
2013-07-13 09:31:40 AM  
Seeing as its Edgar Wright, I can only imagine Simon Pegg as Antman. I'm sure maybe Nick Frost can cameo as Squirrel Girl, it's a bit of a stretch, but, eh.
 
2013-07-13 09:32:56 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: *stomp*

The Hulk: Puny Antman


markfara: That's cute. However, Ant Man is a Marvel character. The Flash is DC. So this exchange seems somewhat unlikely.


You guys didn't watch '70s SNL?
 
2013-07-13 11:00:39 AM  
Meh. Woolsey's Mant was a masterpiece.

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2013-07-13 11:08:48 AM  
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2013-07-13 11:43:12 AM  

TheManofPA: I'm rather hoping that the guy who played Gunn on Angel is playing Power Man on the SHIELD SHOW (since he's wearing goddamn mustard pants). I wants to see some Luke Cage and Iron Fist ass-kicking fun sometime in this Marvel universe.


He's more than likely playing Rage or Eli Bradley (Patriot).
 
2013-07-13 11:54:12 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: You guys didn't watch '70s SNL?



One of my favorite sketches.

Also: What percentage of the script is devoted to wife beating? I'm not going for less than 47.03%.
 
2013-07-13 12:53:02 PM  
I get the feeling this will fall into the category of films like The Shadow,The Green Lantern and The Green Hornet. A character few people know, and few of those who know care about. I don't see a blockbuster coming out of this, regardless of how well the film is done.
 
2013-07-13 01:21:35 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Rev. Skarekroe: You guys didn't watch '70s SNL?


One of my favorite sketches.

Also: What percentage of the script is devoted to wife beating? I'm not going for less than 47.03%.


Won't happen. Just like there won't be any fridge-packing in the next Green Lantern movie.
 
2013-07-13 01:34:47 PM  
The movie is to set up Ultron as the bad guy in Avengers 3.
 
2013-07-13 01:35:26 PM  

simplicimus: I get the feeling this will fall into the category of films like The Shadow,The Green Lantern and The Green Hornet. A character few people know, and few of those who know care about. I don't see a blockbuster coming out of this, regardless of how well the film is done.


FROM THE PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT YOU THE AVENGERS 2...

This one has a few advantages over those.
 
2013-07-13 02:15:36 PM  
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2013-07-13 03:03:24 PM  
The reason AntMan is awesome is the same reason the Hulk would beat Godzilla, imho.
 
2013-07-13 04:53:42 PM  
Doesn't Antman also have to power to make himself a farking giant? And will Wasp be there? I like her.
 
2013-07-13 06:41:08 PM  
In his AntMan period, he hadn't developed the supra-sizing tech yet. That should properly come along in whatever sequel this might get. Haven't heard anything about Wasp yet, but she should be there.
 
2013-07-13 11:06:52 PM  
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2013-07-14 10:05:07 AM  
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