MurphyMurphy: Stewardess... this says the in-flight meal is Cream of Sum Yung Guy?
calbert: Gene Masseth
EnviroDude: What's his FARK handle?
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I DON'T F*CKING GET IT!
Dijon Ketchup: I'll bet it was Mike Litoris who queefed the names.
Somacandra: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I DON'T F*CKING GET IT![i.imgur.com image 444x397]
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Somacandra: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I DON'T F*CKING GET IT![i.imgur.com image 444x397]Yes, yes, I understand Heywood Jablome, and I've seen the goddamned picture/BUT WTF IS GENE MASSETH SUPPOSED TO MEAN?//I just don't get the joke///and with my sense of humor, that is like finding Nessie and Bigfoot shacked up in a Motel 6 right off of I-5 in Portland, Oregon////with video
fullyautomatic: Haha well I found it absolutely hilarious, but I do have a very inappropriate sense of humor. "Captain Sum Ting Wong" had me falling out of my chair!
You are Borg: Hahaha, same here. Fark, I laughed for a few minutes straight, then spent the rest of the day giggling occasionally whenever I thought about it. I wonder what was going through the anchors head as she was reading those on live TV.
vygramul: Overzealous staffer.And why isn't it, "Former intern"?
Popcorn Johnny: Odds that he's charged with a crime?
W.C.fields forever: Homer sexual not amused.
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