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(LA Times)   NTSB issues official apology for offensive pilot names released to TV news station, according to spokesman Heywood Jablowme   (latimes.com) divider line 221
    More: Followup, National Transportation Safety Board, police stations, spokeswomen, Asiana Airlines, Transportation Safety Board, KTVU  
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2013-07-12 10:09:04 PM
Ivana Manta Hugankiss unavailable for comment...
 
2013-07-12 10:13:29 PM
Paging Mike Hunt!  Is there a Mike Hunt here?
 
2013-07-12 10:15:13 PM
That poor intern. I wonder if his name is Joe King?
 
2013-07-12 10:15:36 PM
Stewardess... this says the in-flight meal is Cream of Sum Yung Guy?
 
2013-07-12 10:16:22 PM

MurphyMurphy: Stewardess... this says the in-flight meal is Cream of Sum Yung Guy?


haha!
 
2013-07-12 10:19:07 PM
lulz
 
2013-07-12 10:22:26 PM
The unapologetic intern:

i1137.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-12 10:24:23 PM
ex-intern
 
2013-07-12 10:28:36 PM
I'll bet it was Mike Litoris who queefed the names.
 
2013-07-12 10:35:19 PM
Gene Masseth
 
2013-07-12 10:38:47 PM
Overzealous staffer.

And why isn't it, "Former intern"?
 
2013-07-12 11:00:49 PM
Intern=free labor. Sounds like the NTSB their money's worth.
 
2013-07-12 11:01:59 PM
I would totally buy that intern a drink. Sure it's unprofessional but it's hilarious.
 
2013-07-12 11:04:08 PM
What's his FARK handle?
 
2013-07-12 11:55:35 PM

calbert: Gene Masseth


It's obvious, isn't it?
 
2013-07-13 12:07:14 AM

calbert: Gene Masseth


I DON'T F*CKING GET IT!

/seriously... I must be retarded in some way, because this meme totally evades me
//or maybe my mind just rebels and I'm blanking it out
 
2013-07-13 12:13:54 AM
Haha well I found it absolutely hilarious, but I do have a very inappropriate sense of humor. "Captain Sum Ting Wong" had me falling out of my chair!
 
2013-07-13 12:31:18 AM

EnviroDude: What's his FARK handle?


Pat McCann
 
2013-07-13 12:33:54 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I DON'T F*CKING GET IT!


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-13 12:37:22 AM
 
2013-07-13 12:37:58 AM
Pat McCrotch done it
 
2013-07-13 12:38:37 AM

Dijon Ketchup: I'll bet it was Mike Litoris who queefed the names.


i44.photobucket.com

You know the guy?
 
2013-07-13 12:38:41 AM
 Homer sexual not amused.
 
2013-07-13 12:39:06 AM
I.P. Freely and Hu Flung Dung

/all i got
 
2013-07-13 12:39:18 AM
It remains unclear how the station got the names in the first place.

That should be a fun story once it comes out.
 
2013-07-13 12:39:45 AM

Somacandra: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I DON'T F*CKING GET IT!

[i.imgur.com image 444x397]


Yes, yes, I understand Heywood Jablome, and I've seen the goddamned picture

/BUT WTF IS GENE MASSETH SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
//I just don't get the joke
///and with my sense of humor, that is like finding Nessie and Bigfoot shacked up in a Motel 6 right off of I-5 in Portland, Oregon
////with video
 
2013-07-13 12:40:31 AM
"We work hard to ensure that only appropriate factual information regarding an investigation is released and deeply regret today's incident. Appropriate actions will be taken..."

You said appropriate twice.
 
2013-07-13 12:40:59 AM
Asiana Airlines has identified the pilot and copilot as Lee Kang-kook and Lee Jung-min.

Shouldn't he be a chef?
 
2013-07-13 12:41:15 AM

calbert: Gene Masseth


Hahahahahahaha!!! Awesome. I love that one.
 
2013-07-13 12:43:05 AM

calbert: Gene Masseth


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

/would like to speak to Al Coholic...
 
2013-07-13 12:43:58 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Somacandra: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I DON'T F*CKING GET IT!

[i.imgur.com image 444x397]

Yes, yes, I understand Heywood Jablome, and I've seen the goddamned picture

/BUT WTF IS GENE MASSETH SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
//I just don't get the joke
///and with my sense of humor, that is like finding Nessie and Bigfoot shacked up in a Motel 6 right off of I-5 in Portland, Oregon
////with video


*pat, pat, pat*

I never got it either, makes me feel like I'm missing something obvious.
 
2013-07-13 12:46:01 AM
How can this be racist?  They outnumber us like four to one.
 
2013-07-13 12:46:14 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Somacandra: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I DON'T F*CKING GET IT!

[i.imgur.com image 444x397]

Yes, yes, I understand Heywood Jablome, and I've seen the goddamned picture

/BUT WTF IS GENE MASSETH SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
//I just don't get the joke
///and with my sense of humor, that is like finding Nessie and Bigfoot shacked up in a Motel 6 right off of I-5 in Portland, Oregon
////with video


If you have to ask, you're never going to know.
 
2013-07-13 12:48:20 AM

fullyautomatic: Haha well I found it absolutely hilarious, but I do have a very inappropriate sense of humor. "Captain Sum Ting Wong" had me falling out of my chair!


Hahaha, same here.  Fark, I laughed for a few minutes straight, then spent the rest of the day giggling occasionally whenever I thought about it.  I wonder what was going through the anchors head as she was reading those on live TV.
 
2013-07-13 12:49:28 AM
I bet Stu Pedasso had something to do with this.
 
2013-07-13 12:50:06 AM
I laughed out loud . . . and I usually don't.

Even more funny is that the news anchor probably had help practicing these names a few times before going on air.
 
2013-07-13 12:51:06 AM

You are Borg: Hahaha, same here.  Fark, I laughed for a few minutes straight, then spent the rest of the day giggling occasionally whenever I thought about it.  I wonder what was going through the anchors head as she was reading those on live TV.


"Ron will read anything that's on the teleprompter.  Anything."
 
2013-07-13 12:52:26 AM

vygramul: Overzealous staffer.

And why isn't it, "Former intern"?


Cuz he got a high five and a promotion?
 
2013-07-13 12:53:20 AM
Mike Oxlong nods approvingly
 
2013-07-13 12:54:37 AM
Odds that he's charged with a crime?
 
2013-07-13 12:54:52 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Somacandra: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I DON'T F*CKING GET IT!

[i.imgur.com image 444x397]

Yes, yes, I understand Heywood Jablome, and I've seen the goddamned picture

/BUT WTF IS GENE MASSETH SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
//I just don't get the joke
///and with my sense of humor, that is like finding Nessie and Bigfoot shacked up in a Motel 6 right off of I-5 in Portland, Oregon
////with video


Imagine someone with a bad lisp saying "jerking myself." I demand remunerations for this.
 
2013-07-13 12:55:04 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Odds that he's charged with a crime?


0/10
 
2013-07-13 12:55:31 AM

W.C.fields forever: Homer sexual not amused.


img.fark.net

Neither is Rusty.
 
2013-07-13 12:55:38 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-07-13 12:55:51 AM
Tonight's news, sponsored by:

www.toddicus.com
 
2013-07-13 12:56:27 AM
My friend Cody Pendent enjoyed this story.
 
2013-07-13 12:58:11 AM

calbert: Gene Masseth


I still can't believe how many people couldn't figure out how funny that one was. Must have just been more Canadians than Americans with pronunciation.
 
2013-07-13 12:58:27 AM
If you're having trouble with Gene Masseth, just say it out loud a few times at different speeds (but not with kids or sensitive types around lol)
 
2013-07-13 12:59:21 AM
And Baba-Booey to ya'll.

"Go f**k yourself, San Diego"

lol....

News readers, will they ever comprehend what they're reading?
 
2013-07-13 12:59:40 AM
Time for the alien space battle scene.
 
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