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2013-07-12 08:16:01 PM  
When you spell "clenis" it automatically writes "Chyna" immediately after.
 
2013-07-12 08:31:57 PM  
So, if your handwriting is bad, the pen vibrates, and this is supposed to improve handwriting, how?
 
2013-07-12 08:38:25 PM  

Earguy: So, if your handwriting is bad, the pen vibrates, and this is supposed to improve handwriting, how?


Wouldn't it just continue vibrating until one stops writing entirely?
 
2013-07-12 08:38:34 PM  
I bet this was invented by a woman...
 
2013-07-12 08:40:21 PM  
C L I T.

No prob.
 
2013-07-12 08:40:55 PM  
Pen is vibrating?
 
2013-07-12 08:41:03 PM  
So, once you misspell a word in permanent ink, it will then tell you it is incorrect though there is nothing you can do about it? And when it detects that your handwriting is getting sloppy, it vibrates?

Sounds farking brilliant.
 
2013-07-12 08:41:15 PM  
Going to be a lot of clitorises covered in blue ink I reckon.
 
2013-07-12 08:41:37 PM  
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-07-12 08:43:40 PM  
There's no one correct way to spell it. It's just a made up word, you can spell or pronounce it any way you like.
 
2013-07-12 08:45:38 PM  

OccamsWhiskers: There's no one correct way to spell it. It's just a made up word, you can spell or pronounce it any way you like.


I would like to refudiate that.
 
2013-07-12 08:46:37 PM  

OccamsWhiskers: There's no one correct way to spell it. It's just a made up word, you can spell or pronounce it any way you like.


I just call all those things "vagina"
 
2013-07-12 08:47:03 PM  
This pen is Ann offal peace off work. It seems two knot consider that sum words aren't spelled Wong, just misused and eye wander weather oar knot they no it.
 
2013-07-12 08:48:00 PM  
It doesn't matter how I spell it with my tongue, women vibrate anyway.
 
2013-07-12 08:50:09 PM  
Hitachi Magic Wand is several decades ahead of you.
 
2013-07-12 08:52:28 PM  
Damn, subby, you couldna put in a reference to 3D printing in there?
 
2013-07-12 08:53:41 PM  
At the age when I was learning handwriting and spelling I would have loved one of these things, but it wouldn't have helped me to learn handwriting and how to spell, it would have been a "toy".
 
2013-07-12 08:55:34 PM  
Ya know, if some of my farking teachers would have believed me when I said pencils made my hands itchy BECAUSE I AM ALLERGIC TO CEDAR I would probably have developed better handwriting skills. But noooo, no one had ever heard of something like being allergic to cedar, here use these cedar pencils with the little grips so you can clamp down harder as your skin tries to expel the cedar oil. Oh, I know you like that mechanical pencil, but we can't let you use those since the other students don't have them (circa 1987-88, before cheapo Bics).

I my stride I can type faster than I can talk, without looking at the screen. fark your writing.

/If I had a time machine I would have killed my grandfather.
 
2013-07-12 08:55:44 PM  
Two in the pink, one in the ink?
 
2013-07-12 08:58:16 PM  
If it vibrates at a frequency to perfectly cancel out my vodak shaking hands, I'd buy it.
 
2013-07-12 08:59:31 PM  
So, it tells you to move to the middle and up to the right a bit?
 
2013-07-12 09:00:28 PM  

derpy: C L I T.

No prob.


C L I T O R I S

C-L-I-T-O-R-I-S

CLITORIS CLITORIS CLITORIS CLITORIS

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-12 09:01:10 PM  
Why do you keep misspelling that word over and over and . . .  oh.
 
2013-07-12 09:03:51 PM  

wambu: Why do you keep misspelling that word over and over and . . .  oh.


Well, that was a let-down...
 
2013-07-12 09:04:30 PM  

Kittypie070: Damn, subby, you couldna put in a reference to 3D printing in there?


You want submitter to talk about 3D Printed Vaginas? What do you think this is, reddit?
 
2013-07-12 09:15:41 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: It doesn't matter how I spell it with my tongue, women vibrate anyway.


"Capital T! Capital T!"
 
2013-07-12 09:17:41 PM  

loonatic112358: Kittypie070: Damn, subby, you couldna put in a reference to 3D printing in there?

You want submitter to talk about 3D Printed Vaginas? What do you think this is, reddit?


Nah, I has ulterior motives that would make reddit p00p itself.
 
2013-07-12 09:20:35 PM  
imageshack.us

Was wondering what was wrong with his pen.
 
2013-07-12 09:23:27 PM  
Yeah ,But is it waterproof?
 
2013-07-12 09:23:33 PM  

puffy999: wambu: Why do you keep misspelling that word over and over and . . .  oh.

Well, that was a let-down...


Just fake it.
 
2013-07-12 09:25:08 PM  
My handwriting is farking terrible.

So can I use this pen as a...um...personal massager when I write papers?

Ya know, for science..
 
2013-07-12 09:26:39 PM  

wildcardjack: Ya know, if some of my farking teachers would have believed me when I said pencils made my hands itchy BECAUSE I AM ALLERGIC TO CEDAR I would probably have developed better handwriting skills. But noooo, no one had ever heard of something like being allergic to cedar, here use these cedar pencils with the little grips so you can clamp down harder as your skin tries to expel the cedar oil. Oh, I know you like that mechanical pencil, but we can't let you use those since the other students don't have them (circa 1987-88, before cheapo Bics).

I my stride I can type faster than I can talk, without looking at the screen. fark your writing.

/If I had a time machine I would have killed my grandfather.


So you're saying that your grandmother was hot?  Or that your grandfather was...a cedar tree?
 
2013-07-12 09:27:31 PM  

megarian: My handwriting is farking terrible.

So can I use this pen as a...um...personal massager when I write papers?

Ya know, for science..


why bother, just keep switching your phone from active to vibrate.  Post result at your leisure
 
2013-07-12 09:33:29 PM  

Lochsteppe: wildcardjack: Ya know, if some of my farking teachers would have believed me when I said pencils made my hands itchy BECAUSE I AM ALLERGIC TO CEDAR I would probably have developed better handwriting skills. But noooo, no one had ever heard of something like being allergic to cedar, here use these cedar pencils with the little grips so you can clamp down harder as your skin tries to expel the cedar oil. Oh, I know you like that mechanical pencil, but we can't let you use those since the other students don't have them (circa 1987-88, before cheapo Bics).

I my stride I can type faster than I can talk, without looking at the screen. fark your writing.

/If I had a time machine I would have killed my grandfather.

So you're saying that your grandmother was hot?  Or that your grandfather was...a cedar tree?


SyFy needs to make this movie happen.
 
2013-07-12 09:37:33 PM  

WhippingBoy: I bet this was invented by a woman...


prolly explode if I wrote the word C*nt.
 
2013-07-12 09:47:16 PM  
So, targeted to kids?

Should be sold with the Harry Potter toy broom.


/some Farkers will get this.
 
2013-07-12 09:50:15 PM  

Dragonflew: So, once you misspell a word in permanent ink, it will then tell you it is incorrect though there is nothing you can do about it? And when it detects that your handwriting is getting sloppy, it vibrates?

Sounds farking brilliant.


This. I don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through.
 
2013-07-12 09:54:44 PM  
Darkrover2:

Haha..good one
 
2013-07-12 09:57:05 PM  

Heathen: megarian: My handwriting is farking terrible.

So can I use this pen as a...um...personal massager when I write papers?

Ya know, for science..

why bother, just keep switching your phone from active to vibrate.  Post result at your leisure


Ah fark it. I'll get a vibrating toothbrush.

I am taking suggestions to name the dirty, dirty toothbrush.

/will post result
//only 'cause I love science
 
2013-07-12 09:59:16 PM  

megarian: Heathen: megarian: My handwriting is farking terrible.

So can I use this pen as a...um...personal massager when I write papers?

Ya know, for science..

why bother, just keep switching your phone from active to vibrate.  Post result at your leisure

Ah fark it. I'll get a vibrating toothbrush.

I am taking suggestions to name the dirty, dirty toothbrush.

/will post result
//only 'cause I love science


Note from 2 minutes later:

Best. Experiment. Ever.
 
2013-07-12 10:16:27 PM  
New pen vibrates when you misspell vibrator for your "clitorris"

FTFY

/imagines women doodling nonsense on their naughty bits
 
2013-07-12 10:18:54 PM  

Dragonflew: So, once you misspell a word in permanent ink, it will then tell you it is incorrect though there is nothing you can do about it? And when it detects that your handwriting is getting sloppy, it vibrates?

Sounds farking brilliant.


My first thought, too.
 
2013-07-12 10:24:24 PM  
People still write using pen/pencil?  Cave people maybe.
 
2013-07-12 10:34:52 PM  

OccamsWhiskers: There's no one correct way to spell it. It's just a made up word, you can spell or pronounce it any way you like.


Go ahead and stamp my form, sonny,I don't give a shiat
 
2013-07-12 10:42:40 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-07-12 10:45:00 PM  
That website is just terrible.
 
2013-07-12 10:56:25 PM  
Some say our reliance on spell check has turned us into horrendous spellers and typing has worsened our handwriting,

And farming has ruined our hunting abilities.
And industrialization had ruined our farming abilities.
And office work has ruined our industrial skills.

We must hold on to our outdated crap... to make cranky old men not feel obsolete.
 
2013-07-12 10:57:18 PM  
I tell you what, my daughter has a toothbrush that sings Justin Bieber songs while she brushes.

THAT would be some incentive to correct my handwriting.  Justin Bieber pen, effective.  Vibrating pen, not so much.
 
2013-07-12 10:59:10 PM  
Words are secret word combinations that give you power.
 
2013-07-12 11:00:32 PM  
I once worked for a very big company and my dept. had hired a (male) summer intern to make a small computer app (on Windows) that would show the different company divisions, org charts, rank classifications, and all that -- supposedly as a guide to promotions, career paths, division projects, etc.

Well, dammit if this intern didn't name his application the "Career Leverage Implementation Tool."  It said that when you started it up.

This became a running joke throughout the department.  AFAIK no one ever told him.  (In his defense, I don't sure English was his native language.)

/csb
 
2013-07-12 11:01:05 PM  

Hertzfeld: Words are secret word combinations that give you power.


Of course, their meanings are important too.
 
2013-07-12 11:03:10 PM  
CLINT FLICK
 
2013-07-12 11:07:40 PM  
www.biography.com

Honestly, it's just my poor spelling.
 
2013-07-12 11:14:29 PM  

Trid_Kicker: In his defense, I don't sure English was his native language


Or yours?
 
2013-07-12 11:14:31 PM  

megarian: megarian: Heathen: megarian: My handwriting is farking terrible.

So can I use this pen as a...um...personal massager when I write papers?

Ya know, for science..

why bother, just keep switching your phone from active to vibrate.  Post result at your leisure

Ah fark it. I'll get a vibrating toothbrush.

I am taking suggestions to name the dirty, dirty toothbrush.

/will post result
//only 'cause I love science

Note from 2 minutes later:

Best. Experiment. Ever.


I hate to be the one to go there, but someone will, sooner or later:  Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-07-12 11:14:53 PM  
Don't worry about it, that thing will fail because kids aren't retaining cursive anyway.

/Old plastic fountain pen FTW
 
2013-07-12 11:23:55 PM  

whatshisname: Trid_Kicker: In his defense, I don't sure English was his native language

Or yours?


Proofreading is clearly not my native language.  And we Farkers thank you profusely for leaping to point that out.  Now pardon me as I go consult the Career Leverage Implementation Tool to help me improve my ways.
 
2013-07-12 11:30:51 PM  

puddleonfire: Don't worry about it, that thing will fail because kids aren't retaining cursive anyway.

/Old plastic fountain pen FTW


Well, they know "hell," and "damn," and "get ben--"
 
2013-07-12 11:32:55 PM  

vodka: People still write using pen/pencil?  Cave people maybe.


Just as I do not type with a pen, I do not write with a keyboard. Doing either of those things would be rather difficult.

Being able to put words on paper in an understandable manner without $1000 with of equipment is not a skill that will ever become irrelevant, sorry.
 
2013-07-12 11:38:07 PM  
The world needs a pen that delivers an electric shock when people  mispronounce "clitoris."
 
2013-07-12 11:43:09 PM  

HighOnCraic: megarian: megarian: Heathen: megarian: My handwriting is farking terrible.

So can I use this pen as a...um...personal massager when I write papers?

Ya know, for science..

why bother, just keep switching your phone from active to vibrate.  Post result at your leisure

Ah fark it. I'll get a vibrating toothbrush.

I am taking suggestions to name the dirty, dirty toothbrush.

/will post result
//only 'cause I love science

Note from 2 minutes later:

Best. Experiment. Ever.

I hate to be the one to go there, but someone will, sooner or later:  Pics or it didn't happen.


Dude. My iWhatever doesn't have an iFlash because iCheap.
 
2013-07-12 11:44:18 PM  
i1.ytimg.com

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
 
2013-07-12 11:52:12 PM  
Some women are really sensitive about their clitoris.

Especially when it's the size of a pennis.

NSFW Link

/Jamie Lee Curtis doesn't count
 
2013-07-12 11:53:28 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: The world needs a pen that delivers an electric shock when people  mispronounce "clitoris."


It's Cligh-TOR-isss, right?
 
2013-07-12 11:53:53 PM  

megarian: HighOnCraic: megarian: megarian: Heathen: megarian: My handwriting is farking terrible.

So can I use this pen as a...um...personal massager when I write papers?

Ya know, for science..

why bother, just keep switching your phone from active to vibrate.  Post result at your leisure

Ah fark it. I'll get a vibrating toothbrush.

I am taking suggestions to name the dirty, dirty toothbrush.

/will post result
//only 'cause I love science

Note from 2 minutes later:

Best. Experiment. Ever.

I hate to be the one to go there, but someone will, sooner or later:  Pics or it didn't happen.

Dude. My iWhatever doesn't have an iFlash because iCheap.


iCanDigIt.
 
2013-07-13 12:01:18 AM  

WhippingBoy: OccamsWhiskers: There's no one correct way to spell it. It's just a made up word, you can spell or pronounce it any way you like.

I just call all those things "vagina"


Not this shiat again...

;-)
 
2013-07-13 12:03:59 AM  
I have very sloppy handwriting, so this pen would vibrate continuously as I was using it, until I got irritated and pulled the battery out.
 
2013-07-13 12:35:20 AM  

megarian: HighOnCraic: megarian: megarian: Heathen: megarian: My handwriting is farking terrible.

So can I use this pen as a...um...personal massager when I write papers?

Ya know, for science..

why bother, just keep switching your phone from active to vibrate.  Post result at your leisure

Ah fark it. I'll get a vibrating toothbrush.

I am taking suggestions to name the dirty, dirty toothbrush.

/will post result
//only 'cause I love science

Note from 2 minutes later:

Best. Experiment. Ever.

I hate to be the one to go there, but someone will, sooner or later:  Pics or it didn't happen.

Dude. My iWhatever doesn't have an iFlash because iCheap.


iSaw from your profile pics that your smoking hot. Your doing Fark a disservice by not being able to take pics :-p

/bie
//eip
 
2013-07-13 12:39:01 AM  

megarian: Heathen: megarian: My handwriting is farking terrible.

So can I use this pen as a...um...personal massager when I write papers?

Ya know, for science..

why bother, just keep switching your phone from active to vibrate.  Post result at your leisure

Ah fark it. I'll get a vibrating toothbrush.

I am taking suggestions to name the dirty, dirty toothbrush.

/will post result
//only 'cause I love science


you didn't take my suggestion

:-(
 
2013-07-13 12:43:43 AM  
Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a vibrating pen. We have to use the indefinite article, "a vibrating pen", never ... your vibrating pen.
 
2013-07-13 12:43:55 AM  
worst porn ever
 
2013-07-13 12:44:48 AM  

HighOnCraic: Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a vibrating pen. We have to use the indefinite article, "a vibrating pen", never ... your vibrating pen.


wtf do u know
 
2013-07-13 12:48:16 AM  

libranoelrose: HighOnCraic: Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a vibrating pen. We have to use the indefinite article, "a vibrating pen", never ... your vibrating pen.

wtf do u know


The first rule of vibrating pen club is:  You do NOT talk about vibrating pen club.

The second rule of vibrating pen club is:  You do NOT talk about vibrating pen club.
 
2013-07-13 01:19:53 AM  
Might be good in low light.

/probaby as accurate as voice to text.
 
2013-07-13 01:21:01 AM  

2chris2: I have very sloppy handwriting, so this pen would vibrate continuously as I was using it, until I got irritated and pulled the battery out.


Or you stuck it up your hoo-haa.
 
2013-07-13 02:09:50 AM  
i74.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-13 02:31:01 AM  
Am I in before the anal intruder 2000 from Top Secret?
 
2013-07-13 02:33:18 AM  

Dragonflew: So, once you misspell a word in permanent ink, it will then tell you it is incorrect though there is nothing you can do about it? And when it detects that your handwriting is getting sloppy, it vibrates?

Sounds farking brilliant.


img.hisupplier.com

BarkingUnicorn: The world needs a pen that delivers an electric shock when people  mispronounce "clitoris."


It's the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.
 
2013-07-13 05:50:02 AM  

EvilVanMan: That website is just terrible.


Agree. Not only an auto-play video ad, but it auto opened up four tabs of crud for me.
 
2013-07-13 08:15:15 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Dragonflew: So, once you misspell a word in permanent ink, it will then tell you it is incorrect though there is nothing you can do about it? And when it detects that your handwriting is getting sloppy, it vibrates?

Sounds farking brilliant.


BarkingUnicorn: The world needs a pen that delivers an electric shock when people  mispronounce "clitoris."

It's the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.


Smeg off!
 
2013-07-13 08:27:35 AM  

cptjeff: Just as I do not type with a pen, I do not write with a keyboard. Doing either of those things would be rather difficult.


Damn, next time I write a book I will make sure to use a pencil, maybe it will sell better.
 
2013-07-13 09:09:04 AM  
That pen is mightier than the one I have.
 
2013-07-13 11:11:28 AM  

syrynxx: That pen is mightier than the one I have.


But will it mighty my penish, Trebek?
 
2013-07-13 11:55:24 AM  
The pen-is mightier than the (pork) sword.
 
2013-07-13 03:36:49 PM  
i.qkme.meDolores
 
2013-07-13 05:03:31 PM  
Jiz's "dirty lezzie" sister Kimber sings "Clitoris": NSFW
 
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