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2013-07-12 11:01:05 PM

Hertzfeld: Words are secret word combinations that give you power.


Of course, their meanings are important too.
 
2013-07-12 11:03:10 PM
CLINT FLICK
 
2013-07-12 11:07:40 PM
www.biography.com

Honestly, it's just my poor spelling.
 
2013-07-12 11:14:29 PM

Trid_Kicker: In his defense, I don't sure English was his native language


Or yours?
 
2013-07-12 11:14:31 PM

megarian: megarian: Heathen: megarian: My handwriting is farking terrible.

So can I use this pen as a...um...personal massager when I write papers?

Ya know, for science..

why bother, just keep switching your phone from active to vibrate.  Post result at your leisure

Ah fark it. I'll get a vibrating toothbrush.

I am taking suggestions to name the dirty, dirty toothbrush.

/will post result
//only 'cause I love science

Note from 2 minutes later:

Best. Experiment. Ever.


I hate to be the one to go there, but someone will, sooner or later:  Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-07-12 11:14:53 PM
Don't worry about it, that thing will fail because kids aren't retaining cursive anyway.

/Old plastic fountain pen FTW
 
2013-07-12 11:23:55 PM

whatshisname: Trid_Kicker: In his defense, I don't sure English was his native language

Or yours?


Proofreading is clearly not my native language.  And we Farkers thank you profusely for leaping to point that out.  Now pardon me as I go consult the Career Leverage Implementation Tool to help me improve my ways.
 
2013-07-12 11:30:51 PM

puddleonfire: Don't worry about it, that thing will fail because kids aren't retaining cursive anyway.

/Old plastic fountain pen FTW


Well, they know "hell," and "damn," and "get ben--"
 
2013-07-12 11:32:55 PM

vodka: People still write using pen/pencil?  Cave people maybe.


Just as I do not type with a pen, I do not write with a keyboard. Doing either of those things would be rather difficult.

Being able to put words on paper in an understandable manner without $1000 with of equipment is not a skill that will ever become irrelevant, sorry.
 
2013-07-12 11:38:07 PM
The world needs a pen that delivers an electric shock when people  mispronounce "clitoris."
 
2013-07-12 11:43:09 PM

HighOnCraic: megarian: megarian: Heathen: megarian: My handwriting is farking terrible.

So can I use this pen as a...um...personal massager when I write papers?

Ya know, for science..

why bother, just keep switching your phone from active to vibrate.  Post result at your leisure

Ah fark it. I'll get a vibrating toothbrush.

I am taking suggestions to name the dirty, dirty toothbrush.

/will post result
//only 'cause I love science

Note from 2 minutes later:

Best. Experiment. Ever.

I hate to be the one to go there, but someone will, sooner or later:  Pics or it didn't happen.


Dude. My iWhatever doesn't have an iFlash because iCheap.
 
2013-07-12 11:44:18 PM
i1.ytimg.com

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
 
2013-07-12 11:52:12 PM
Some women are really sensitive about their clitoris.

Especially when it's the size of a pennis.

NSFW Link

/Jamie Lee Curtis doesn't count
 
2013-07-12 11:53:28 PM

BarkingUnicorn: The world needs a pen that delivers an electric shock when people  mispronounce "clitoris."


It's Cligh-TOR-isss, right?
 
2013-07-12 11:53:53 PM

megarian: HighOnCraic: megarian: megarian: Heathen: megarian: My handwriting is farking terrible.

So can I use this pen as a...um...personal massager when I write papers?

Ya know, for science..

why bother, just keep switching your phone from active to vibrate.  Post result at your leisure

Ah fark it. I'll get a vibrating toothbrush.

I am taking suggestions to name the dirty, dirty toothbrush.

/will post result
//only 'cause I love science

Note from 2 minutes later:

Best. Experiment. Ever.

I hate to be the one to go there, but someone will, sooner or later:  Pics or it didn't happen.

Dude. My iWhatever doesn't have an iFlash because iCheap.


iCanDigIt.
 
2013-07-13 12:01:18 AM

WhippingBoy: OccamsWhiskers: There's no one correct way to spell it. It's just a made up word, you can spell or pronounce it any way you like.

I just call all those things "vagina"


Not this shiat again...

;-)
 
2013-07-13 12:03:59 AM
I have very sloppy handwriting, so this pen would vibrate continuously as I was using it, until I got irritated and pulled the battery out.
 
2013-07-13 12:24:26 AM
Thank everyone's favorite sky wizard, ancient deity, or FSM for keyboards and spell check. I went to school when they used to teach handwriting and I sucked at it, now it doesn't matter.

We have been redeemed.
 
2013-07-13 12:35:20 AM

megarian: HighOnCraic: megarian: megarian: Heathen: megarian: My handwriting is farking terrible.

So can I use this pen as a...um...personal massager when I write papers?

Ya know, for science..

why bother, just keep switching your phone from active to vibrate.  Post result at your leisure

Ah fark it. I'll get a vibrating toothbrush.

I am taking suggestions to name the dirty, dirty toothbrush.

/will post result
//only 'cause I love science

Note from 2 minutes later:

Best. Experiment. Ever.

I hate to be the one to go there, but someone will, sooner or later:  Pics or it didn't happen.

Dude. My iWhatever doesn't have an iFlash because iCheap.


iSaw from your profile pics that your smoking hot. Your doing Fark a disservice by not being able to take pics :-p

/bie
//eip
 
2013-07-13 12:39:01 AM

megarian: Heathen: megarian: My handwriting is farking terrible.

So can I use this pen as a...um...personal massager when I write papers?

Ya know, for science..

why bother, just keep switching your phone from active to vibrate.  Post result at your leisure

Ah fark it. I'll get a vibrating toothbrush.

I am taking suggestions to name the dirty, dirty toothbrush.

/will post result
//only 'cause I love science


you didn't take my suggestion

:-(
 
2013-07-13 12:43:43 AM
Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a vibrating pen. We have to use the indefinite article, "a vibrating pen", never ... your vibrating pen.
 
2013-07-13 12:43:55 AM
worst porn ever
 
2013-07-13 12:44:48 AM

HighOnCraic: Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a vibrating pen. We have to use the indefinite article, "a vibrating pen", never ... your vibrating pen.


wtf do u know
 
2013-07-13 12:48:16 AM

libranoelrose: HighOnCraic: Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a vibrating pen. We have to use the indefinite article, "a vibrating pen", never ... your vibrating pen.

wtf do u know


The first rule of vibrating pen club is:  You do NOT talk about vibrating pen club.

The second rule of vibrating pen club is:  You do NOT talk about vibrating pen club.
 
2013-07-13 01:19:53 AM
Might be good in low light.

/probaby as accurate as voice to text.
 
2013-07-13 01:21:01 AM

2chris2: I have very sloppy handwriting, so this pen would vibrate continuously as I was using it, until I got irritated and pulled the battery out.


Or you stuck it up your hoo-haa.
 
2013-07-13 02:09:50 AM
i74.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-13 02:31:01 AM
Am I in before the anal intruder 2000 from Top Secret?
 
2013-07-13 02:33:18 AM

Dragonflew: So, once you misspell a word in permanent ink, it will then tell you it is incorrect though there is nothing you can do about it? And when it detects that your handwriting is getting sloppy, it vibrates?

Sounds farking brilliant.


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BarkingUnicorn: The world needs a pen that delivers an electric shock when people  mispronounce "clitoris."


It's the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.
 
2013-07-13 05:50:02 AM

EvilVanMan: That website is just terrible.


Agree. Not only an auto-play video ad, but it auto opened up four tabs of crud for me.
 
2013-07-13 08:15:15 AM

Gordon Bennett: Dragonflew: So, once you misspell a word in permanent ink, it will then tell you it is incorrect though there is nothing you can do about it? And when it detects that your handwriting is getting sloppy, it vibrates?

Sounds farking brilliant.


BarkingUnicorn: The world needs a pen that delivers an electric shock when people  mispronounce "clitoris."

It's the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.


Smeg off!
 
2013-07-13 08:27:35 AM

cptjeff: Just as I do not type with a pen, I do not write with a keyboard. Doing either of those things would be rather difficult.


Damn, next time I write a book I will make sure to use a pencil, maybe it will sell better.
 
2013-07-13 09:09:04 AM
That pen is mightier than the one I have.
 
2013-07-13 11:11:28 AM

syrynxx: That pen is mightier than the one I have.


But will it mighty my penish, Trebek?
 
2013-07-13 11:55:24 AM
The pen-is mightier than the (pork) sword.
 
2013-07-13 03:36:49 PM
i.qkme.meDolores
 
2013-07-13 05:03:31 PM
Jiz's "dirty lezzie" sister Kimber sings "Clitoris": NSFW
 
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