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(HitFix)   Hollywood announces another got damned sequel-spinoff-prequel-poo   (hitfix.com) divider line 49
    More: Obvious, X-Force, X-Men, Hollywood, Wolverine and Deadpool, prequel, Lauren Shuler Donner, sequels, Rob Liefeld  
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2013-07-12 08:08:18 PM
Damn, they are really beating the shiat out of the X-Men franchise. Lindsay Lohan's snatch is less busted.
 
2013-07-12 08:31:04 PM
JUST MAKE A FARKING DEADPOOL MOVIES YOU SPINELESS SHIATS
 
2013-07-12 08:49:52 PM
Please, please make this movie and make it right. They won't but I pray to Jesus they hand it the right people who get the new X-Force.

Actually, you know what would be even more awesome? A Rob Liefield based movie. All the pouches, all the disproportional mass, all the broads with giant tits that stand on their tip toes while holdIng a sword with their wrists, and teeth, everybody gets a minimum of 106 to work with.

Man, there are SO many things that wouldake this awesome. Give the guy who made 'FDR: American Badass' and that 'Poolboy' movie the money and let Trevor Moore oversee the whole thing and you'd have a masterpiece.

Also nothing but Cable, Shatterstar and Bishop because they are so intriguing and interesting. Oh, don't forget Domino, her power improves luck and she's black AND white like a domino.

Screw it, scrap it, Youngblood movie. Blockbuster, book it, done.
 
2013-07-12 08:54:33 PM

Mentat: JUST MAKE A FARKING DEADPOOL MOVIES YOU SPINELESS SHIATS


I've resigned myself to the fact that there will never be a good Deadpool movie.
 
2013-07-12 10:18:17 PM

Mentat: JUST MAKE A FARKING DEADPOOL MOVIES YOU SPINELESS SHIATS


No one but Comic Book Guy knows who Deadpool is outside that terrible Wolverine prequel movie with the guy who was in that terrible Green Lantern movie. No Deadpool for you.
 
2013-07-12 10:18:27 PM
This is going tone a hot mess.
 
2013-07-12 10:22:37 PM
Will they have feet?
 
2013-07-12 10:30:06 PM
I was hoping for this version:

goodcomics.comicbookresources.com
 
2013-07-12 10:34:33 PM

Mentat: JUST MAKE A FARKING DEADPOOL MOVIES YOU SPINELESS SHIATS


They did.  It was the Wolverine one.  It was awesome.
 
2013-07-12 10:34:57 PM
It's probably a symptom of my age, but I loved the early X-Force comics. I was just starting to read comics when the first issue was released. I found the characters and story lines more interesting than the X-Men comics which were out at the same time. If they do this movie, I would hope for a team led by Cable. Please don't make this another Wolverine movie. Other team members I'm not so picky about, but would hope to see some of the team members from the first 30 issues or so; Shatterstar, Cannonball, Boomer, Siren, Domino, Sunspot, Richter, Warpath... This movie could also bring us Deadpool, Tolliver, Garrison Kane and other members of the Six Pack/Wild Pack or even Stryfe.  Graymalkin, Zero, body-sliding, time rips......


Damn. Now I got excited thinking about what an awesome movie this could be, yet previous experience with X teams on the big screen makes me fairly certain it will be a steaming pile of crap.
 
2013-07-12 10:53:39 PM
They would stop making them if people weren't lining up to hand them their money.
 
2013-07-12 10:56:40 PM
I would rather see a correctly done X-Factor movie then and X-Force movie
 
2013-07-12 11:04:32 PM

gnosis301: Mentat: JUST MAKE A FARKING DEADPOOL MOVIES YOU SPINELESS SHIATS

They did.  It was the Wolverine one.  It was awesome.


yeah they made Ryan Reynold hideous & took away his mouth.
 
2013-07-12 11:08:07 PM
I just hope they keep the explanation of the X Force intact for the movie.

"Even in the age of the X gene, not all superheroes owed their abilities to mutation. Inside everyone there lies a hidden power, a secret strength that rises from deep within during moments of intense biological crisis. This power is known as the X Force, that mysterious energy we all call upon to squeeze out a really stubborn poop, and we at Marvel have harnessed it so effectively, we can crap out new 'X' titles at a rate of a hot dozen an hour. Enjoy our latest production."
 
2013-07-12 11:10:24 PM

gnosis301: Mentat: JUST MAKE A FARKING DEADPOOL MOVIES YOU SPINELESS SHIATS

They did.  It was the Wolverine one.  It was awesome.


i1282.photobucket.com

Pretend that's your face.
 
2013-07-12 11:12:17 PM

Mugato: Damn, they are really beating the shiat out of the X-Men franchise. Lindsay Lohan's snatch is less busted.


Hey, they are trying to be true to the source material.

Also, did anyone else look at this cover:

clzimages.com

And immediately think of True from the last issue of The Boys?
 
2013-07-12 11:17:28 PM

Mad_Radhu: Mugato: Damn, they are really beating the shiat out of the X-Men franchise. Lindsay Lohan's snatch is less busted.

Hey, they are trying to be true to the source material.

Also, did anyone else look at this cover:

[clzimages.com image 420x638]

And immediately think of True from the last issue of The Boys?


I thought of how much I hate Liefeld.
 
2013-07-12 11:19:45 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: Please, please make this movie and make it right. They won't but I pray to Jesus they hand it the right people who get the new X-Force.

Actually, you know what would be even more awesome? A Rob Liefield based movie. All the pouches, all the disproportional mass, all the broads with giant tits that stand on their tip toes while holdIng a sword with their wrists, and teeth, everybody gets a minimum of 106 to work with.

Man, there are SO many things that wouldake this awesome. Give the guy who made 'FDR: American Badass' and that 'Poolboy' movie the money and let Trevor Moore oversee the whole thing and you'd have a masterpiece.

Also nothing but Cable, Shatterstar and Bishop because they are so intriguing and interesting. Oh, don't forget Domino, her power improves luck and she's black AND white like a domino.

Screw it, scrap it, Youngblood movie. Blockbuster, book it, done.


media.comicbookmovie.com
I can has Bloodpouch movie?

www.dailyfailcenter.com

usemycomputer.com
 
2013-07-12 11:20:14 PM

Mad_Radhu: Mugato: Damn, they are really beating the shiat out of the X-Men franchise. Lindsay Lohan's snatch is less busted.

Hey, they are trying to be true to the source material.

Also, did anyone else look at this cover:

[clzimages.com image 420x638]

And immediately think of True from the last issue of The Boys?


indeed. looking at the faces, i coulda sworn that was leifield work
 
2013-07-12 11:28:04 PM

Mad_Radhu: Mugato: Damn, they are really beating the shiat out of the X-Men franchise. Lindsay Lohan's snatch is less busted.

Hey, they are trying to be true to the source material.

Also, did anyone else look at this cover:

[clzimages.com image 420x638]

And immediately think of True from the last issue of The Boys?


Who the fark said Wolverine, Psylocke, Arcangel, Deadpool & Rorschach are in X-Force?
 
2013-07-12 11:28:21 PM

CSM101: Mad_Radhu: Mugato: Damn, they are really beating the shiat out of the X-Men franchise. Lindsay Lohan's snatch is less busted.

Hey, they are trying to be true to the source material.

Also, did anyone else look at this cover:

[clzimages.com image 420x638]

And immediately think of True from the last issue of The Boys?

indeed. looking at the faces, i coulda sworn that was leifield work



Actually, now that you that mention it, it does look like a Leifeld cover. What I can't figure out if why Marvel hires him to draw shiatty covers for books that he doesn't actually do the interiors for. Don't they actually want to SELL the comics. I almost passed on Cable and Deadpool because at first glance I thought it was going to be filled with shiatty art:

www.coverbrowser.com

But when you actually open it up, you actually get some decent art instead. Makes no sense at all.
 
2013-07-12 11:32:19 PM
On a side note, Deadpool Killistrated was a much better book than I ever thought it would be.
 
2013-07-12 11:34:58 PM
OK FINE GODDAMMIT IMMA GO SHOOT LEIFELD IN THE BALLS NOW.
 
2013-07-12 11:38:28 PM

Kittypie070: OK FINE GODDAMMIT IMMA GO SHOOT LEIFELD IN THE BALLS NOW.


Good luck he keeps them behind 7 pouches.
 
2013-07-12 11:44:49 PM
They'll go over budget using CGI to erase all the feet and make them smaller.
 
2013-07-12 11:46:32 PM
7 pouches ain't gonna help that sumbiatch.

He really really needs some depleted uranium in them nads.
 
2013-07-12 11:54:08 PM

Zombie DJ: They'll go over budget using CGI to erase all the feet and make them smaller.


And we have a winner.
 
2013-07-12 11:57:13 PM
Ryan Reynolds in "X-Men Origins: Woverine" ?

Umm...I must have missed the extended cuts?
 
2013-07-12 11:57:38 PM

scottydoesntknow: Mentat: JUST MAKE A FARKING DEADPOOL MOVIES YOU SPINELESS SHIATS

I've resigned myself to the fact that there will never be a good Deadpool movie.


It would if they hire this guy to do play Deadpool, while he has the moves of this guy.
 
2013-07-13 12:02:31 AM
I was halfway expecting a birth announcement.
 
2013-07-13 12:08:37 AM
How the hell are they going to explain Cable?
 
2013-07-13 12:11:27 AM

TTBoyArDee: Mad_Radhu: Mugato: Damn, they are really beating the shiat out of the X-Men franchise. Lindsay Lohan's snatch is less busted.

Hey, they are trying to be true to the source material.

Also, did anyone else look at this cover:

[clzimages.com image 420x638]

And immediately think of True from the last issue of The Boys?

Who the fark said Wolverine, Psylocke, Arcangel, Deadpool & Rorschach are in X-Force?


X-Force became the "black ops" team after Cable took Hope into the future to protect her from Bishop. Led by Wolverine, they went around killing people who posed threats to the survival of mutantkind. After Hope returned, Cyclops told Wolverine to break the team up, but he kept it going anyway. The first series is pretty good, have it in my Marvel Unlimited queue. A lot of the art is real well done and varied. Haven't gotten to Uncanny X-Force yet.

/Pop Quiz: Liefeld or Greg Land?
//Seriously, farking Greg Land made it difficult to get through Uncanny X-Men.
 
2013-07-13 12:32:09 AM

YodaBlues: /Pop Quiz: Liefeld or Greg Land?


Porn face!

i1282.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-13 12:41:49 AM
Bad news everyone.

Liefeld is actively participating in the production of the film.

At least the "count the pouches" drinking game will be fun.

/SMALL FEET FOR EVERYONE
 
2013-07-13 12:49:17 AM

gnosis301: Mentat: JUST MAKE A FARKING DEADPOOL MOVIES YOU SPINELESS SHIATS

They did.  It was the Wolverine one.  It was awesome.


The one where the girl fakes her own death by taking a mild diuretic? Where they confuse a wolverine with a wolf. That one?
 
2013-07-13 01:07:02 AM

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Kittypie070: OK FINE GODDAMMIT IMMA GO SHOOT LEIFELD IN THE BALLS NOW.

Good luck he keeps them behind 7 pouches.


If I could give you more funny votes, I would. Thanks for the lol!
 
2013-07-13 01:07:19 AM
Hugh Jackman needs to be regulated to Van Helsing sequels and being mocked for pretending he can sing in Les Merasbles.

What they hell were they thinking, neither him or Clooney could carry a tune in a bucket, but here they are surrounded by viable singers, including a minor character who was also in the 25th year anniversary edition and absurdly attractive. Main two roles... speak/singing and muddling it through one of the better musicals in this generation, then Jack Johnson from Pillers of Salt cracks off and does an amazing supporting solo. What the farking hell.

I killed a jaguar today, so fark it.
 
2013-07-13 01:47:16 AM

Mugato: Mentat: JUST MAKE A FARKING DEADPOOL MOVIES YOU SPINELESS SHIATS

No one but Comic Book Guy knows who Deadpool is outside that terrible Wolverine prequel movie with the guy who was in that terrible Green Lantern movie. No Deadpool for you.


Hes got a video game out now and ive been seeing memes and imagemacros involving him lately, not to mention that those awesome deadpool cosplayers i keep seeing gifs of.

General internet people know him at least now, not just the neck beards.
 
2013-07-13 01:56:50 AM

Irving Maimway: Zombie DJ: They'll go over budget using CGI to erase all the feet and make them smaller.

And we have a winner.


boo.  I made the feet joke first.
 
2013-07-13 02:45:21 AM
A friend of mine is an artist and has a table at a lot of west coast cons. She told me she was talking to Rob Liefeld in an elevator recently. She said he was really disappointed when it became clear she had no idea who he was.

/csb
 
2013-07-13 02:50:00 AM

TTBoyArDee: Mad_Radhu: Mugato: Damn, they are really beating the shiat out of the X-Men franchise. Lindsay Lohan's snatch is less busted.

Hey, they are trying to be true to the source material.

Also, did anyone else look at this cover:

[clzimages.com image 420x638]

And immediately think of True from the last issue of The Boys?

Who the fark said Wolverine, Psylocke, Arcangel, Deadpool & Rorschach are in X-Force?


Forget that. When the hell did Archangel return to having metal wings and blue skin?

Forgive me, I haven't kept up since the end of Civil War.
 
2013-07-13 04:02:24 AM

Mentat: JUST MAKE A FARKING DEADPOOL MOVIES YOU SPINELESS SHIATS


This.

Everyone wants moar Deadpool and lots moar Wolverine. So make a Deadpool movie, there's nothing wrong with that.

Myself, I'd like a Gambit movie; it's not like we got enough Gambit in the Origins movie. You could make X-men movies for 90 years and never run out of origin stories.
 
2013-07-13 04:16:10 AM

Gyrfalcon: Mentat: JUST MAKE A FARKING DEADPOOL MOVIES YOU SPINELESS SHIATS

This.

Everyone wants moar Deadpool and lots moar Wolverine. So make a Deadpool movie, there's nothing wrong with that.

Myself, I'd like a Gambit movie; it's not like we got enough Gambit in the Origins movie. You could make X-men movies for 90 years and never run out of origin stories.


I'm sure it'll take them less than 90.
 
2013-07-13 07:49:25 AM
Subby for got that it is also more comic book shiat for man-children. Vote with your wallet.
 
2013-07-13 08:16:18 AM
I think everyone is getting hung-up on the fact that TFA name-checks Liefeld as creator and happened to show a pic of the team drawn by him. That cover is actually from the run that just ended by Rick Remender, and was fan-farking-tastic! It also had NO Liefeld anywhere near it (Jerome Opena did a majority of the art, and drew the best, and most realistic, Psylocke I've ever seen).

Also thanks to him, if there is any justice, Fantomex will become bigger than Deadpool, because he is 10x more interesting a character.

Seriously. Everyone who is grousing about the Liefeld stuff (rightly so), go pick up Remender's Uncanny X-Force.
 
2013-07-13 08:24:35 AM

assjuice: Subby for got that it is also more comic book shiat for man-children. Vote with your wallet.


I feel like I've said this before, but dude, you're logged into Fark.com under the user name "assjuice." Who are you pulling the maturity card on?
 
2013-07-13 08:28:00 AM

Gyrfalcon: Mentat: JUST MAKE A FARKING DEADPOOL MOVIES YOU SPINELESS SHIATS

This.

Everyone wants moar Deadpool and lots moar Wolverine. So make a Deadpool movie, there's nothing wrong with that.

Myself, I'd like a Gambit movie; it's not like we got enough Gambit in the Origins movie. You could make X-men movies for 90 years and never run out of origin stories.


I've been waiting so patiently to see if Bryan Singer was going to throw Gambit into Day Of Future Past, but it seems the Wolverine film(s) are being avoided.
I agree on a Gambit solo film, but he needs to first be presented in a really good movie, and also not be portrayed by alleged box-office poison. I like Taylor Kitsch, was very happy with his take on Gambit, and would gladly see him headline in a solo film as Gambit, but after John Carter and Battleship, I don't think the PTB will ever let that happen.

Was also hoping Gambit would show up in The Wolverine, almost make it a buddy film (and Gambit has a history with Yukio, too! It could've worked!)
 
2013-07-13 11:38:01 AM

Smashed Hat: A friend of mine is an artist and has a table at a lot of west coast cons. She told me she was talking to Rob Liefeld in an elevator recently. She said he was really disappointed when it became clear she had no idea who he was.

/csb


He should be lucky she didn't start strangling him.
 
2013-07-13 09:42:38 PM

Mentalpatient87: assjuice: Subby for got that it is also more comic book shiat for man-children. Vote with your wallet.

I feel like I've said this before, but dude, you're logged into Fark.com under the user name "assjuice." Who are you pulling the maturity card on?


He for got.
 
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