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(Click Orlando)   Dangerous: Leaving kids in a hot car. Stupid: In the jail parking lot   (clickorlando.com) divider line 31
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2818 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jul 2013 at 11:24 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-12 11:25:56 PM  
*click*

*biting tongue*
 
2013-07-12 11:29:41 PM  
My dad used to leave me in the car all the time during the winter in Ontario. gets boring sitting out there playing with the cigarette lighter while freezing your ass off. I would melt plastic bags.
 
2013-07-12 11:30:30 PM  

styckx: *click*

*biting tongue*


There's been half a dozen of these stories here this week, whether it's dogs or kids being left in the car. I think this is the first black person to be featured.
 
2013-07-12 11:31:34 PM  
That seems to be happening a lot lately alil kid just died in shreveport la after being forgotten overnight and most the day.......
 
2013-07-12 11:31:35 PM  
Okay. One for the "how you know you're on fark too much" files:

I read the headline to my fiance. He responds: "Fark?" I look at him a little confused. He goes, "Oh, I was expecting her to have run into the jail naked or something."
 
2013-07-12 11:31:46 PM  

whatshisname: styckx: *click*

*biting tongue*

There's been half a dozen of these stories here this week, whether it's dogs or kids being left in the car. I think this is the first black person to be featured.


I was going for bites to be honest.. It's late and I've had a few gin and tonics..
 
2013-07-12 11:35:09 PM  
And this is where your welfare dollars go, enjoy it peons.
 
2013-07-12 11:36:41 PM  

Misconduc: And this is where your welfare dollars go, enjoy it peons.


naw mine goes to an old native guy in Arizona who lost both his legs to the diabeetus.
 
2013-07-12 11:37:12 PM  
For heaven's sake I know what it looks like when someone is in a car. I don't need a reporter on the scene to do a re-enactment of someone in a vehicle with the windows rolled up.

Did that come out as douchey?
 
2013-07-12 11:43:07 PM  
So they take me in on a chain, to Long Beach.
And now they've got me locked up in a car behind the courtroom in Long Beach while I'm awaiting to be heard on my traffic offenses!

PARKING TICKETS
 
2013-07-12 11:45:46 PM  
See, this is why you shouldn't drive a vehicle with windows.
 
2013-07-12 11:54:25 PM  

Oldiron_79: See, this is why you shouldn't drive a vehicle with windows.


[chrishansen.jpg]

Please explain your "free candy and puppies" sign and have a seat over there...
 
2013-07-12 11:56:34 PM  
Oregon's mild weather is the only reason my siblings and I are still alive.
Spent a lot of time in that Oldsmobile waiting for dad to come back from buying cigarettes. Or for mom to finish visiting with her friend.

/I remember it being weird that her friend's car was never there when we went to visit.
//The husband's truck was always there though.
 
2013-07-12 11:59:53 PM  
Everyone knows that if you're gonna lock your hooligan kids in the car, you must lock the dog in there too so they don't get bored!
 
2013-07-13 12:00:37 AM  

megarian: Oldiron_79: See, this is why you shouldn't drive a vehicle with windows.

[chrishansen.jpg]

Please explain your "free candy and puppies" sign and have a seat over there...


I REFUSE TO SAY ANYTHING TILL IVE SPOKEN WITH MY LAWYER
 
2013-07-13 12:06:51 AM  

Misconduc: And this is where your welfare dollars go, enjoy it peons.


I'm not sure I understand your reasoning. This story involves a babysitter leaving the kids she's babysitting in a hot car. What does that have to do with welfare dollars?
 
2013-07-13 12:18:11 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Misconduc: And this is where your welfare dollars go, enjoy it peons.

I'm not sure I understand your reasoning. This story involves a babysitter leaving the kids she's babysitting in a hot car. What does that have to do with welfare dollars?


I think the point he is trying to make is: she's black. He thinks all black people are on welfare. He also think that all people on welfare are lazy, stupid criminals. At least that's my take on his reasoning.
 
2013-07-13 12:22:56 AM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
This is what you should be aloud to do to cars with dogs or kids left inside.
 
2013-07-13 12:29:46 AM  
www.news4jax.com
 
2013-07-13 01:02:52 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Misconduc: And this is where your welfare dollars go, enjoy it peons.

I'm not sure I understand your reasoning. This story involves a babysitter leaving the kids she's babysitting in a hot car. What does that have to do with welfare dollars?


He's retarded.
 
2013-07-13 01:14:20 AM  

The Downfall: Bathia_Mapes: Misconduc: And this is where your welfare dollars go, enjoy it peons.

I'm not sure I understand your reasoning. This story involves a babysitter leaving the kids she's babysitting in a hot car. What does that have to do with welfare dollars?

I think the point he is trying to make is: she's black. He thinks all black people are on welfare. He also think that all people on welfare are lazy, stupid criminals. At least that's my take on his reasoning.




If your babysitter is visiting people in jail it's pretty certain the parent doesn't have much money. Pretty soon will have even less, after fees and lawyers.

Nah, mom is probably loaded.
 
2013-07-13 03:48:41 AM  
Of course Florida.
Of course Orlando.
 
2013-07-13 06:21:50 AM  
Knowing cops from Fark, the windows were probably rolled down a few inches and parked under a shady tree and the kids' report of being hungry and thirsty was coerced out of them by the cops. Maybe this would make me a bad parent but lil shiats can take it,we didn't evolve with air conditioning ffs. All that applies If it was in the shade. If not shame shame on the babysitter, and shame on the jails for leading her to make that choice, given they almost certainly did provide an indoor waiting option for the children.
 
2013-07-13 07:00:46 AM  
It was a black person that did this

I wonder if that means all black people do this?
 
2013-07-13 08:19:55 AM  
Temporary Alzheimer's???? Yeah, that's it.......
 
2013-07-13 08:51:03 AM  

rdyb: Knowing cops from Fark, the windows were probably rolled down a few inches and parked under a shady tree and the kids' report of being hungry and thirsty was coerced out of them by the cops. Maybe this would make me a bad parent but lil shiats can take it,we didn't evolve with air conditioning ffs. All that applies If it was in the shade. If not shame shame on the babysitter, and shame on the jails for leading her to make that choice, given they almost certainly did provide an indoor waiting option for the children.




They cruise the parking lots looking for suspended licenses. Same with court parking lots.
 
2013-07-13 09:39:38 AM  
Well where else are parents suppose- the babysitter? WTF?
 
2013-07-13 09:51:32 AM  

The Downfall: Bathia_Mapes: Misconduc: And this is where your welfare dollars go, enjoy it peons.

I'm not sure I understand your reasoning. This story involves a babysitter leaving the kids she's babysitting in a hot car. What does that have to do with welfare dollars?

I think the point he is trying to make is: she's black. He thinks all black people are on welfare. He also think that all people on welfare are lazy, stupid criminals. At least that's my take on his reasoning.


I know that the base behind it is racism, but I can't help but wonder why it's not used in arguments that welfare does have a net benefit, especially for businesses. After all, welfare is, in some forms, a spend it or lose it sort of thing, where you can't save it up. This means local businesses get that money rather quickly. This in turn would create the demand for more local labor and jobs to staff places for things to purchase, up to certain points based on the area.

In short, welfare promotes job creation from the bottom up. One should work on a strong foundation before building a second floor balcony.

/I know, logic doesn't factor in to it that much
//it's nice to dream
 
2013-07-13 10:19:00 AM  

Pichu0102: The Downfall: Bathia_Mapes: Misconduc: And this is where your welfare dollars go, enjoy it peons.

I'm not sure I understand your reasoning. This story involves a babysitter leaving the kids she's babysitting in a hot car. What does that have to do with welfare dollars?

I think the point he is trying to make is: she's black. He thinks all black people are on welfare. He also think that all people on welfare are lazy, stupid criminals. At least that's my take on his reasoning.

I know that the base behind it is racism, but I can't help but wonder why it's not used in arguments that welfare does have a net benefit, especially for businesses. After all, welfare is, in some forms, a spend it or lose it sort of thing, where you can't save it up. This means local businesses get that money rather quickly. This in turn would create the demand for more local labor and jobs to staff places for things to purchase, up to certain points based on the area.

In short, welfare promotes job creation from the bottom up. One should work on a strong foundation before building a second floor balcony.

/I know, logic doesn't factor in to it that much
//it's nice to dream



It's a function of inflation.
 
2013-07-13 11:43:22 AM  
I must have missed something ? It was 6pm the windows were not closed ,and she was visiting the children's father?  They were in the car for a half a hour cut her some slack.
 
2013-07-13 12:56:05 PM  
The jail employee called 911 instead of getting an on-site cop to punch out the window with his night stick? Florida tag indeed...
 
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