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(Oregon Live)   Meanwhile in Portland: Senior Citizen Bikini Car Wash   (oregonlive.com ) divider line
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2013-07-12 05:54:40 PM  
That is mental images that have now ruined my weekend.
 
2013-07-12 06:03:35 PM  

maudibjr: That is mental images that have now ruined my weekend.


Here's another annual bikini car wash in Portland.  I hope this helps:

a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-07-12 06:19:08 PM  
My 78 year old mother lives in Portland.  This is so like her.
 
2013-07-12 06:58:25 PM  
The actual headline of TFA: Senior citizens promise bikini car wash -- forgot the bikinis.

One could interpret that headline in one of two ways, one of which would be a much worse outcome than the other.
 
2013-07-12 07:48:14 PM  
Awesome.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-12 08:16:28 PM  
TTIJFWOP
 
2013-07-12 08:17:56 PM  
That is 4 blocks from where I grew up. Would have been much more awesome if they had delivered on it.
 
2013-07-12 08:18:53 PM  
Somewhere in here is a Farker who will be aroused by this.
 
2013-07-12 08:19:58 PM  
Nope, nope, nope, nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope , nope
 
2013-07-12 08:20:09 PM  
Was she taking a break from the car wash?

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-07-12 08:20:32 PM  
Senior Citizen Biki-

*gasp*


www.friendsadvice.info
 
2013-07-12 08:21:16 PM  
Keeping Portland weird, one slow walker step at a time.
 
2013-07-12 08:22:33 PM  
Senior Bikini

ozebook.com

Well, it was first.
 
2013-07-12 08:23:04 PM  

Sgt Otter: maudibjr: That is mental images that have now ruined my weekend.

Here's another annual bikini car wash in Portland.  I hope this helps:

[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x750]


That girl on the left is the hottest thing I've ever seen...
 
2013-07-12 08:23:25 PM  
Not clicking and it still calls for eye bleach
 
2013-07-12 08:24:10 PM  

WhippingBoy: Sgt Otter: maudibjr: That is mental images that have now ruined my weekend.

Here's another annual bikini car wash in Portland.  I hope this helps:

[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x750]

That girl on the left is the hottest thing I've ever seen...


And by "left", I mean "right".

/stupid beer
 
2013-07-12 08:24:57 PM  
Wow, Camel cigarettes were $5.01 there.
 
2013-07-12 08:26:38 PM  
This is a near perfect usage of the much maligned 'sick' tag. Bravo
 
2013-07-12 08:32:33 PM  
the extra wrinkles help soak up the water.  It's actually a superior wash.
 
2013-07-12 08:33:22 PM  
The goggles, they do nothing.
 
2013-07-12 08:35:01 PM  
img51.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-12 08:38:03 PM  
Every day when Marianne McDowell drives home from work at a Sellwood senior living center, she passes a strip club.

The Acropolis? Blush? C'mon, tell us which one.

/used to be a place on Lombard called "Shagnasty's"
 
2013-07-12 08:43:49 PM  

Cyberluddite: The actual headline of TFA: Senior citizens promise bikini car wash -- forgot the bikinis.

One could interpret that headline in one of two ways, one of which would be a much worse outcome than the other.


It's a fundraiser for Alzheimers, which makes that even better.

/wish I'd submitted this when I saw it earlier
 
2013-07-12 08:44:01 PM  
Isn't it ironic?
 
2013-07-12 08:48:31 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-07-12 09:02:30 PM  

skinink: [img51.imageshack.us image 533x800]


When you stare into the abyss...
 
2013-07-12 09:03:56 PM  
i.imgur.com

/he finally gets it right
 
2013-07-12 09:16:36 PM  
Is eye bleaching complementary, or is that an upsell?
 
2013-07-12 09:21:05 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-12 09:22:19 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-12 09:53:14 PM  
damn I love my adopted hometown so much.

/keepin it wierd
//go ladies go!
 
2013-07-12 09:58:48 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-12 10:04:23 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-12 10:10:12 PM  
HA HA

"SICK"?

If you are lucky you will live long enough to participate in a seniors car wash. You might get even luckier and get laid too!

What's sick is this idea that life, fun and sex are only for the young and "beautiful".

How wrong you are.
 
2013-07-12 10:10:19 PM  
Well most juniors aren't legal. At least seniors are....OH HELP ME  JEBUS
 
2013-07-12 10:40:16 PM  

wynper: HA HA

"SICK"?

If you are lucky you will live long enough to participate in a seniors car wash. You might get even luckier and get laid too!

What's sick is this idea that life, fun and sex are only for the young and "beautiful".

How wrong you are.


Nicely put.

No snark intended. I'm in my mid twenties and get sad about people saying how utterly worthless a women is when she is 31.

Rock on with your sexy selves, old ladies. Rock on.
 
2013-07-12 10:41:14 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-12 10:41:54 PM  

wynper: HA HA

"SICK"?

If you are lucky you will live long enough to participate in a seniors car wash. You might get even luckier and get laid too!

What's sick is this idea that life, fun and sex are only for the young and "beautiful".

How wrong you are.


Ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

/some things are more palatable unseen
 
2013-07-12 10:49:51 PM  
The dream of the 90-year-olds is alive in Portland...
 
2013-07-12 10:55:03 PM  
Whatever.  Let the old folks have their fun.  I don't need to watch, but I appreciate the idea that I can have still enjoy life when I'm eating dinner at 3:30 in the afternoon and popping arthritis meds.

Rock on, old folks!
 
2013-07-12 11:44:46 PM  

Khellendros: Whatever.  Let the old folks have their fun.  I don't need to watch, but I appreciate the idea that I can have still enjoy life when I'm eating dinner at 3:30 in the afternoon and popping arthritis meds.

Rock on, old folks!


*awkward internet fistbump*
 
2013-07-12 11:51:53 PM  
megarian:  I'm in my mid twenties and get sad about people saying how utterly worthless a women is when she is 31.


31? I've never heard the number 31 mentioned. I've heard 25, 28, 30 and 35 but never 31.
Odd.
 
2013-07-12 11:55:56 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: megarian:  I'm in my mid twenties and get sad about people saying how utterly worthless a women is when she is 31.


31? I've never heard the number 31 mentioned. I've heard 25, 28, 30 and 35 but never 31.
Odd.


I drink a lot.

(Fun fact: my autocorrect thought "drink" was going to be "Fark".)
 
2013-07-13 12:08:13 AM  
I love farking mature ladies. I banged one cougar so hard her grandkid's pictures and craft projects shook off the shelves in her headboard.

My wife (who is younger than me) hates it when I hit the bottom. She says it's like being punched on the inside. But, my more mature "girlfriends" are the exact opposite. Seems like the longer and harder you can punish their cervix the more they love it. Probably a loss of sensation with age thing.

I can only do them like that every so often though because once it does hit the bottom it just gets pushed back into my groin and after a while, ouch!

/Happy Friday and have a great weekend everyone!
 
2013-07-13 01:15:37 AM  

amiker77: The dream of the 90-year-olds is alive in Portland...


CAME FOR EXACTLY THIS!
 
2013-07-13 01:35:17 AM  

endlessmonkeys: damn I love my adopted hometown so much.

/keepin it wierd
//go ladies go!


The second last Portland Fark Party I'm aware of was only a few blocks away.  We're ahead of the curve, dude.

/should we do a Portland Fark Party Bikini Car Wash?
//wait.  no.  the answer is no.
 
2013-07-13 01:44:52 AM  

davidphogan: endlessmonkeys: damn I love my adopted hometown so much.

/keepin it wierd
//go ladies go!

The second last Portland Fark Party I'm aware of was only a few blocks away.  We're ahead of the curve, dude.

/should we do a Portland Fark Party Bikini Car Wash?
//wait.  no.  the answer is no.


Actually, the answer is aw HELL nah.

By the by.. you heading to the Mississippi Avenue Street Fair tomorrow? I'm going with a fairly diverse group of folks, wouldn't mind a farker (or two) in there...
 
2013-07-13 02:18:15 AM  

WhippingBoy: WhippingBoy: Sgt Otter: maudibjr: That is mental images that have now ruined my weekend.

Here's another annual bikini car wash in Portland.  I hope this helps:

[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x750]

That girl on the left is the hottest thing I've ever seen...

And by "left", I mean "right".

/stupid beer


The one on the left ain't bad either. No need to bathe them, just send them both straight to my quarters.
 
2013-07-13 02:38:17 AM  

WhippingBoy: WhippingBoy: Sgt Otter: maudibjr: That is mental images that have now ruined my weekend.

Here's another annual bikini car wash in Portland.  I hope this helps:

[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x750]

That girl on the left is the hottest thing I've ever seen...

And by "left", I mean "right".

/stupid beer


Girls like that are a dime a dozen here.

/seriously
//all over the farking place
 
2013-07-13 02:44:48 AM  
Damn, Clyde Brummell tore down my parents house to build that, Thank god I moved out of Sellwood and moved to Vantucky
 
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