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(Above the Law)   If you get addicted to porn, the obvious answer is to sue Apple   (abovethelaw.com) divider line 16
    More: Asinine, Apple, proximate cause, linguistic prescription, pop psychology, sexual slavery, sex trafficking, porn addiction, iTunes  
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2013-07-12 06:51:57 PM
8 votes:

thomps: thomps: thomps: i used to have a porn addiction, but then i beat it.

/alternatively titled: i used to have a porn addiction, but now i have it well in hand

alternatively titled: suing apple for your porn addiction - a genius of stroke

alternatively titled: porn addict hope justice is also blind


variety titled: apple grapple with fapple scrapple
2013-07-12 06:52:10 PM
4 votes:
When did Apple take over Palm?
2013-07-12 06:36:15 PM
4 votes:
i used to have a porn addiction, but then i beat it.

/alternatively titled: i used to have a porn addiction, but now i have it well in hand
2013-07-12 06:41:41 PM
2 votes:

thomps: i used to have a porn addiction, but then i beat it.

/alternatively titled: i used to have a porn addiction, but now i have it well in hand


alternatively titled: suing apple for your porn addiction - a genius of stroke
2013-07-13 12:36:08 AM
1 votes:
"big-box" having several meanings, in this case.
2013-07-13 12:17:53 AM
1 votes:
...unregulated internet porn is hurting brick and mortar or "mom and pop" porn shops.

I mean really, people! When was the last time you visited the old mom-and-pop porn store to get quality, locally-sourced porn instead of settling for grainy cheap stuff from some big-box online porn supplier?
2013-07-12 08:49:45 PM
1 votes:
I was diagnosed with Carpel Tunnel Syndrome 11 years ago and considered suing Larry Flynt
2013-07-12 08:15:30 PM
1 votes:

Phoenix87ta: Great Janitor: BTW, if you end up on F*ckbook.com, it's not because you misspelled facebook.com, it's because you wanted to go to f*ckbook.com!

No, seriously, the keys are like RIGHT next to each other.


You can type 'face' all left handed.  The word 'f*ck' (with a u instead of an *) is left hand, right hand, left hand and then right hand again.  THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN REACH F*CKBOOK BY A SIMPLE TYPO!!!  It's not like back in the days of angelfire.com where typing 'anglefire.com' sent you to a gay porn site.
2013-07-12 08:15:30 PM
1 votes:
If you get addicted to porn...

IF?
2013-07-12 08:03:31 PM
1 votes:

Great Janitor: BTW, if you end up on F*ckbook.com, it's not because you misspelled facebook.com, it's because you wanted to go to f*ckbook.com!


No, seriously, the keys are like RIGHT next to each other.
2013-07-12 07:55:37 PM
1 votes:
BTW, if you end up on F*ckbook.com, it's not because you misspelled facebook.com, it's because you wanted to go to f*ckbook.com!
2013-07-12 07:54:34 PM
1 votes:
"farkbook.com" is not a typo. I'd have believed him if he said he accidentally went to fecesbook.com but that's not a valid address (well, someone owns it but it's just a camped site).

Yes. You read that right. Someone bought fecesbook.com

/and then didn't use it.
2013-07-12 07:29:27 PM
1 votes:
It's not his fault Apple makes such sexy hardware.
2013-07-12 07:09:23 PM
1 votes:
FApple.com
2013-07-12 06:44:29 PM
1 votes:

thomps: thomps: i used to have a porn addiction, but then i beat it.

/alternatively titled: i used to have a porn addiction, but now i have it well in hand

alternatively titled: suing apple for your porn addiction - a genius of stroke


alternatively titled: porn addict hope justice is also blind
2013-07-12 06:13:59 PM
1 votes:
abovethelaw.com
"Apple should protect me from my porn addiction."

www.thegloss.com
 
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