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2013-07-13 05:19:49 AM

PillsHere: Great Janitor: I don't know if my sister views her husband viewing porn as an insult to her (at the birth of their first kid, he told her that he wasn't sexually attracted to her, so honestly, it is any surprise she could get insulted when he views porn?) or if she is just against it to be against it (when it comes up, she says it's gross).

Well that's just sad.  Why would she continue to be with him let alone have more kids with him if he's not sexually attracted to her?  He sounds like an asshole.  I just hope it wasn't in the delivery room or something since you said "at the birth of."


^this. She's clearly threatened by the porn since he's seeking sexual gratification outside of their relationship after telling her he didn't find her sexually attractive anymore.

She should leave. It's really not going to get any better. Of course...you said first kid. That sorta implies they've had more since?

SMH.

/has too many clients in loveless sexless marriages
 
2013-07-13 06:02:03 AM

Lady Indica: PillsHere: Great Janitor: I don't know if my sister views her husband viewing porn as an insult to her (at the birth of their first kid, he told her that he wasn't sexually attracted to her, so honestly, it is any surprise she could get insulted when he views porn?) or if she is just against it to be against it (when it comes up, she says it's gross).

Well that's just sad.  Why would she continue to be with him let alone have more kids with him if he's not sexually attracted to her?  He sounds like an asshole.  I just hope it wasn't in the delivery room or something since you said "at the birth of."

^this. She's clearly threatened by the porn since he's seeking sexual gratification outside of their relationship after telling her he didn't find her sexually attractive anymore.

She should leave. It's really not going to get any better. Of course...you said first kid. That sorta implies they've had more since?

SMH.

/has too many clients in loveless sexless marriages


Yes, he has gotten her pregnant a few more times since the birth of their first kid.  Or else, calling their kid the "First Kid" would be as weird as when I kept referring to my sister's husband as "Her first husband" (When she asked me why I called her husband "Her First Husband", I answered "I'm an optimist.").  Now, my sister has gotten pregnant several times, but is only raising two daughters.  She's had a number of abortions.  We don't know how many.  We've lost count of the number of miscarries that she had that we suspect were abortions, and the abortions that he clearly admitted to.  She wanted to have more kids, but her lazy ass husband hasn't had a job since Bill Clinton was the resident of the White House and thought that having a second kid would mean needing to grow up and get a job (Yeah...I don't get how that makes any sense...).  Finally she got pregnant and carried that child all the way.  Then less than six months later, got pregnant again.  My sister never thought to see if Planned Parenthood offered anything other than abortions.  Honestly, my sister is the reason why Republicans hate Planned Parenthood.  She only sees it as an option for abortions and nothing else, and views abortion as nothing more than a form of birth control.  But that is another debate in and of itself later.  So, instead of aborting this child or keeping it, she gave it up for adoption.  Now, at the time we had my step brother who was looking at adopting kids, and we had a number of family friends who were also wanting to adopt.  My sister decided to pretend she wasn't pregnant for as long as possible, not tell my dad, just my mom (I eventually told my dad, he talked to my sister who then yelled at him because he shouldn't have known.  There's reasons why I don't talk to my sister.  This should justify why I don't).  She adopted the child out to a family who already had one adopted child (as opposed to my step-brother and family friends who had none) and in return, got a nice fat check (which is why I often refer to the adoption as child selling, and I also think that my sister refused to let my step brother or family friends adopt the kid because they weren't offering the money this other family was offering).  She's also gotten her tubes tied to avoid future pregnancies.

And having two children has changed her husband's attitude about working.  With two kids, there is no need to actually work.  But once a year when they get the power shut off and can't make rent, it's me they call for financial help while pointing out that they aren't in this situation because her husband isn't working.

We have begged her to leave the marriage.  Offered real help. She's turned it down, telling us that he's worth it.  I don't know how.  He beats her, or at least, he has beaten her.  Her kids will admit to it.  I saw it happen once, called the police.  When the police showed up, my sister told the cops that I was mentally retarded ("He has a stuttering problem, which proves he's too mentally retarded to know the difference between play fighting and real fighting."  she told the cops to defend the person who picked up a drinking glass and hit her over the head with it.  That was almost ten years ago and I have not forgiven her for it, she has no apologized to me for it, but admits openly that she sold me out to protect the man who beat her because she didn't want to see him arrested.  I said that I never wanted to see or hear from her again).  Honestly, I don't care any more.  He can beat her, cheat on her, be a lazy bum who sits on the couch all day watching porn and playing video games and I'm not going to give a damn.  If I hear that he spent their rent money on the upcoming PS4 I'm just going to laugh (he did that with the PS2, PS3, Xbox, Xbox360, Nintendo WII, so why should I not expect history to repeat itself again) and tell her that it's her problem and if they get evicted don't expect to move in with me.  Now, if I learn that he's beating his daughters, their uncle is going to step in...well, I lost the use of my right shoulder, but I live near the ghetto.  I could arrange an ass kicking that the cops might not be able to connect me to.
 
2013-07-13 07:19:54 AM

dualplains: Guys, I think we should leave thomps alone with his thoughts here.


LIke it or not, we are all alone with our thoughts. Utterly alone.
Best part: forever.

i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-13 08:42:15 AM

thomps: thomps: thomps: thomps: i used to have a porn addiction, but then i beat it.

/alternatively titled: i used to have a porn addiction, but now i have it well in hand

alternatively titled: suing apple for your porn addiction - a genius of stroke

alternatively titled: porn addict hope justice is also blind

variety titled: apple grapple with fapple scrapple


Alternatively titled: Porn addiction rubs man the wrong way
 
2013-07-13 09:05:30 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-13 09:05:57 AM
Mom and Pop Porn Shops sounds like a good name for a punk album. Or a 50s style do wop group.
 
2013-07-13 10:11:42 AM
If you get addicted to porn, the obvious answer is to sue Apple

Isn't this the solution to everything?

/Porn, or suing Apple?
 
2013-07-13 10:36:25 AM

Great Janitor: FTFA:

Apple should sell all products with an installed filter blocking all Internet porn. If the buyer, over the age of 18, wishes to unlock the Internet, he or she is free to contact Apple, sign a form acknowledging the ills of pornography, and receive a code to remove the filter. Sevier argues that the burden must be shifted from parents to the manufacturer to sell a locked device.

BULLSHIAT!!!

It is the parent's responsibility to keep their children safe from what ever they don't want their children to see on the internet, NOT THE MANUFACTURERS!!!  I shouldn't have to fill out a form saying that I want to look at adult content when I buy a device so I can look at said adult content.  It should be my ability to instantly look at adult content.  Especially since I do not have children and I am in my mid-30s.  My sister, on the other hand, has two children, the oldest is 12.  If she ever gets a computer, it is going to be up to her and her husband to keep their children from seeing anything adult oriented on the internet (like, or example, not letting her children have internet access in their bedrooms, but rather, insist that everything with internet access be in the living room area.

It makes absolutely zero sense to say "We must protect the children by making everything child safe, even if the buyers are of legal age and have no children."  It's like passing a law saying that all new cars sold must include child safety seats.  What about people who's kids have either moved out, out grown child safety seats or never had children?  Same thing here.  He's wanting a law that protects children, but effects those who don't have children or who's children have already moved out of the home.

It's almost like he's using the battle cry of "Think of the children" to further is goal of legislating something he doesn't believe should exist in the first place, porn, and thinks that by getting people to ask for the makers of their computers and tablets to unlock the porn f ...




See Bible.
 
2013-07-13 05:59:02 PM

Great Janitor: Lady Indica: PillsHere: Great Janitor: I don't know if my sister views her husband viewing porn as an insult to her (at the birth of their first kid, he told her that he wasn't sexually attracted to her, so honestly, it is any surprise she could get insulted when he views porn?) or if she is just against it to be against it (when it comes up, she says it's gross).

Well that's just sad.  Why would she continue to be with him let alone have more kids with him if he's not sexually attracted to her?  He sounds like an asshole.  I just hope it wasn't in the delivery room or something since you said "at the birth of."

^this. She's clearly threatened by the porn since he's seeking sexual gratification outside of their relationship after telling her he didn't find her sexually attractive anymore.

She should leave. It's really not going to get any better. Of course...you said first kid. That sorta implies they've had more since?

SMH.

/has too many clients in loveless sexless marriages

Yes, he has gotten her pregnant a few more times since the birth of their first kid.  Or else, calling their kid the "First Kid" would be as weird as when I kept referring to my sister's husband as "Her first husband" (When she asked me why I called her husband "Her First Husband", I answered "I'm an optimist.").  Now, my sister has gotten pregnant several times, but is only raising two daughters.  She's had a number of abortions.  We don't know how many.  We've lost count of the number of miscarries that she had that we suspect were abortions, and the abortions that he clearly admitted to.  She wanted to have more kids, but her lazy ass husband hasn't had a job since Bill Clinton was the resident of the White House and thought that having a second kid would mean needing to grow up and get a job (Yeah...I don't get how that makes any sense...).  Finally she got pregnant and carried that child all the way.  Then less than six months later, got pregnant again.  My sister never thought to se ...


Wow, um I'm not sure what to say to that.  I wouldn't blame you for not having any associations with her/them.  They sound like real winners :P.
 
2013-07-13 07:00:36 PM

Clock Spider Jerusalem: the problem I have with porn is most of the people in it look like white trash. and I farkin hate those bozos.


You are right, and that's one of the biggest problems with porn, along with the fact so much of it is so damn fake; their bodies, their stamina, their positions, the noises they make, and their stock exclamations. All fake as hell.

/Amateur porn is where it's at.
 
2013-07-13 09:42:06 PM
I don't have kids but I've never felt like I would bother to filter the internet when I have them. Basically I don't view porn as giving kids unrealistic views of sex. No one I knew growing up held that view, part of the appeal of porn was it's cheesiness or if it was more graphic it was like a car crash appeal, not something that informed my view of my relationship with females. All I would do is make sure my kids knew the internet if full of creeps and to use common sense and don't give out personal data.
 
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