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(Fark)   TF Missed Connections: I was eating Chitlins and sipping a bud light with lime around 10:30 today. You saw me checking TFD on my phone and said 'oh you go there too'. Post what it said on your tanktop and I will email you   (fark.com) divider line 426
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2013-07-12 03:22:54 PM  
Juicy
 
2013-07-12 03:23:24 PM  
Bud light at 10:30am?  Who wouldn't want a second chance at that missed encounter...
 
2013-07-12 03:24:00 PM  
"FART IF YOU LOVE ANAL"
 
2013-07-12 03:24:11 PM  
Num Num
 
2013-07-12 03:24:28 PM  
"They're real"
 
2013-07-12 03:24:30 PM  
It said "My eyes are up there".
 
2013-07-12 03:24:44 PM  
I eat box.
 
2013-07-12 03:24:59 PM  
It read "FAKE"
 
2013-07-12 03:25:27 PM  
What subby may look like:

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-07-12 03:25:33 PM  
no fat chicks
 
2013-07-12 03:26:24 PM  
SLUT
 
2013-07-12 03:26:30 PM  
"My Tits Are Down Here"
 
2013-07-12 03:26:45 PM  
Ocean City Senior Week '94
 
2013-07-12 03:27:11 PM  
www.ctzine.com
 
2013-07-12 03:27:40 PM  
Ed Hardy
 
2013-07-12 03:28:01 PM  
"My other ride is your mama"
 
2013-07-12 03:28:14 PM  
"I Kill What I F*ck"
 
2013-07-12 03:29:07 PM  
PROPERTY OF NEW BEDLAM
117406
 
2013-07-12 03:30:31 PM  
What subette may look like:

i1071.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-12 03:31:03 PM  
Lil' Stinker
 
2013-07-12 03:31:23 PM  
"This end up" with an arrow pointing to my junk.
 
2013-07-12 03:32:04 PM  

Mudgen: What subette may look like:

[i1071.photobucket.com image 486x640]


LARDUS EXPLELIARMUS
 
2013-07-12 03:32:42 PM  
Eat me

(arrow points down)
 
2013-07-12 03:33:20 PM  
Why does this orange juice smell like jizz?
 
2013-07-12 03:34:23 PM  
It was a mixed stain of BBQ sauce and chocolate.
 
2013-07-12 03:34:26 PM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Mudgen: What subette may look like:

[i1071.photobucket.com image 486x640]

LARDUS EXPLELIARMUS

EXPANDARONDUS
 
2013-07-12 03:34:26 PM  
"Ask me about my truck"
 
2013-07-12 03:35:09 PM  
This should go green.
 
2013-07-12 03:35:59 PM  

Eutamias21: This should go green.


I agree.
 
2013-07-12 03:36:04 PM  

Crono3453: "Ask me about my truck"


I would like more info about your truck?
 
2013-07-12 03:36:14 PM  
If this goes green I will _________ and  msychief will ____________.
 
2013-07-12 03:36:43 PM  
Cum Dumpster
 
2013-07-12 03:36:58 PM  
I am in logan international right now... maybe it was me?
 
2013-07-12 03:37:04 PM  

CatherineM: Eutamias21: This should go green.

I agree.


Does subby know for sure that it was someone from TFD? Maybe it's a mainpage person. The admins should help them reconnect.
 
2013-07-12 03:37:14 PM  
Slot B
 
2013-07-12 03:37:39 PM  
"It's Not News, It's Fark.com"
 
2013-07-12 03:37:40 PM  

Shaggydum80: CatherineM: Eutamias21: This should go green.

I agree.

Does subby know for sure that it was someone from TFD? Maybe it's a mainpage person. The admins should help them reconnect.


Hell yeah they should green it
 
2013-07-12 03:37:52 PM  
since I am obviously wearing a tank top and eating chitlains.
 
2013-07-12 03:37:54 PM  
No, really, I do.
 
2013-07-12 03:38:26 PM  

Shaggydum80: CatherineM: Eutamias21: This should go green.

I agree.

Does subby know for sure that it was someone from TFD? Maybe it's a mainpage person. The admins should help them reconnect.


THIS SHOULD BE THE THREAD TO SPONSOR RANDOM LITERS!
 
2013-07-12 03:39:16 PM  

Ponzholio: Shaggydum80: CatherineM: Eutamias21: This should go green.

I agree.

Does subby know for sure that it was someone from TFD? Maybe it's a mainpage person. The admins should help them reconnect.

THIS SHOULD BE THE THREAD TO SPONSOR RANDOM LITERS!


I SMELL A PLAN COMING TOGETHER.
 
2013-07-12 03:39:21 PM  
"I Tongue Punch Fart Box on the First Date"
 
2013-07-12 03:39:21 PM  
"C is for Cookie"
 
2013-07-12 03:39:24 PM  

sn82: I would like more info about your truck?


Sure. You can pick up a pamphlet in this darkened alleyway.
 
2013-07-12 03:39:46 PM  
My other penis is my truck.
 
2013-07-12 03:40:10 PM  

Shaggydum80: Does subby know for sure that it was someone from TFD? Maybe it's a mainpage person. The admins should help them reconnect.


You make a fabulous point.

mods admins whatever you are , green this sh*t.

just do it. you'll thank me later.
 
2013-07-12 03:40:13 PM  
A few years ago, my brother posted a Missed Connection to craigslist in NYC. The girl responded and they met up. He says she was one of the hottest girls he's ever seen (allegedly a model) but that she was super f*cking weird and he never asked her out again.
 
2013-07-12 03:40:27 PM  
San Antonio Spurs
World Champions
2013
 
2013-07-12 03:41:02 PM  
HATU
 
2013-07-12 03:41:15 PM  
"Parking In Rear"
 
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