violentsalvation: In 1908 he married Countess Friederike Maria Karoline Henriette Rosa Sabina Franziska Fugger von Babenhausen (1887 Klagenfurt - 1949 Vienna), eldest daughter of Karl Ludwig, 1st Fuerst or Prince Fugger von Babenhausen and Princess Eleonora Fugger von Babenhausen of Klagenfurt, Austria. They had two daughtersThat's a von fuggin' mouthful.
Arthur Jumbles: FTFA: He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War, was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear, survived a plane crash, tunneled out of a POW camp, and bit off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them.Dude, you're hardcore.... we get that. But if the doc says you should keep your fingers then maybe you should keep your damn fingers. What did they do that made you so ashamed of them? Did they not close tight enough against the throat of some Nazi or what? They were probably just tired from scratching the enormous balls you had.
ivan: Oh, and his wife was no slouch either:His wife died in 1949 and in 1951
DynoFARKjr: fixed the wiki article
akanaka: Heh, that won't be there for long.
fusillade762: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]"I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned."
El Freak: Ok, so I know I'm going to get called a troll and one of them Commie queerosexuals or something, but if had been, say, a German and said shiat like " "Frankly I had enjoyed the war" and ""Governments may think and say as they like, but force cannot be eliminated, and it is the only real and unanswerable power. We are told that the pen is mightier than the sword, but I know which of these weapons I would choose", you would all (rightly) be calling him an asshole. Dude sounds like an absolute piece of shiat.
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