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(BBC)   Tourette's syndrome sufferer attacked with a hammer, says violent assault left him 'terrified,' 'shiatcock'   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 43
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2013-07-12 02:35:22 PM
Clang clang.

Did PC 31 catch themselves a dirty one?
 
2013-07-12 02:36:26 PM
Ok, I laughed.
I'm horrible
 
2013-07-12 02:37:11 PM
OH BOB SAGET!
 
2013-07-12 02:38:38 PM
best excuse ever.

"Hello, you look MOTHERfark shiatTACO GOATASS lovely today."

Would probably be worth a few beatings honestly, but not with a hammer.
 
2013-07-12 02:40:34 PM
They don't know who the attacker is? Apparently there's a section of the UK where they haven't covered every square inch with security cameras.
 
2013-07-12 02:40:56 PM
Fart! Dildo! Big, Big, Big Titties!
 
2013-07-12 02:44:44 PM
I heard that he said "King of Sh*t F*ck Island", and everyone went off on him.
 
2013-07-12 02:48:11 PM
Subby you made me laugh.
 
2013-07-12 02:49:24 PM
Someone you don't want on the bomb squad.
 
2013-07-12 02:49:48 PM
What kind of hammer was it?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-12 02:51:23 PM

ChipNASA: I heard that he said "King of Sh*t F*ck Island", and everyone went off on him.


I thought forced memes were funny.

But you, asshole, will NEVER know the heart break of having a doctor call you and tell you at three in the morning that they can't hear a heartbeat anymore. YOULL NEVER KNOW THE ANGUISH of having a doctor tell you your baby boy was murdered by a forced meme.

This is Milhouse. His ashes set on top of my piano to remind us of our horrible loss.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-12 02:52:25 PM
Person of interest:


www.origo.hu
 
2013-07-12 02:54:22 PM
MILK FORCE NINE will retaliate!
 
2013-07-12 02:55:46 PM

hardinparamedic: ChipNASA: I heard that he said "King of Sh*t F*ck Island", and everyone went off on him.

I thought forced memes were funny.

But you, asshole, will NEVER know the heart break of having a doctor call you and tell you at three in the morning that they can't hear a heartbeat anymore. YOULL NEVER KNOW THE ANGUISH of having a doctor tell you your baby boy was murdered by a forced meme.

This is Milhouse. His ashes set on top of my piano to remind us of our horrible loss.

[i.imgur.com image 718x537]


And of course you stuffed his ashes in the bear.
 
2013-07-12 02:57:04 PM

ChipNASA: hardinparamedic: ChipNASA: I heard that he said "King of Sh*t F*ck Island", and everyone went off on him.

I thought forced memes were funny.

But you, asshole, will NEVER know the heart break of having a doctor call you and tell you at three in the morning that they can't hear a heartbeat anymore. YOULL NEVER KNOW THE ANGUISH of having a doctor tell you your baby boy was murdered by a forced meme.

This is Milhouse. His ashes set on top of my piano to remind us of our horrible loss.

[i.imgur.com image 718x537]

And of course you stuffed his ashes in the bear.


Aren't all babies born with bear ashes?
 
2013-07-12 03:00:13 PM

Morpher59: MILK FORCE NINE will retaliate!


MILK FORCE NINE?

MILK FORCE....

Now that's a reference I've not heard in a long time. A loooooooong time....
 
2013-07-12 03:00:51 PM

Carn: ChipNASA: hardinparamedic: ChipNASA: I heard that he said "King of Sh*t F*ck Island", and everyone went off on him.

I thought forced memes were funny.

But you, asshole, will NEVER know the heart break of having a doctor call you and tell you at three in the morning that they can't hear a heartbeat anymore. YOULL NEVER KNOW THE ANGUISH of having a doctor tell you your baby boy was murdered by a forced meme.

This is Milhouse. His ashes set on top of my piano to remind us of our horrible loss.

[i.imgur.com image 718x537]

And of course you stuffed his ashes in the bear.

Aren't all babies born with bear ashes?


I hate myself for laughing at that horrible pun.
 
2013-07-12 03:02:26 PM

peg_leg: OH BOB SAGET!


Did you wrinkle his Randy Travis poster and piss on the seat?!?!?!?!
 
2013-07-12 03:03:11 PM

hardinparamedic: ChipNASA: I heard that he said "King of Sh*t F*ck Island", and everyone went off on him.

I thought forced memes were funny.


But you, asshole, will NEVER know the heart break of having a doctor call you and tell you at three in the morning that they can't hear a heartbeat anymore. YOULL NEVER KNOW THE ANGUISH of having a doctor tell you your baby boy was murdered by a forced meme.


This is Milhouse. His ashes set on top of my piano to remind us of our horrible loss.


[i.imgur.com image 718x537]


assets.yodawgpics.com

Yo Dawg, I heard you liked forcing memes in your forced memes, so I am meming your memed meme forcefully.
 
2013-07-12 03:06:38 PM

Apos: Person of interest:


Wish the headline had "dick-shiat" as the joke for added humor...

"'Dick-shiat'... a new word. Television doesn't teach you swear words."
 
2013-07-12 03:07:02 PM

highendmighty: hardinparamedic: ChipNASA: I heard that he said "King of Sh*t F*ck Island", and everyone went off on him.
I thought forced memes were funny.
But you, asshole, will NEVER know the heart break of having a doctor call you and tell you at three in the morning that they can't hear a heartbeat anymore. YOULL NEVER KNOW THE ANGUISH of having a doctor tell you your baby boy was murdered by a forced meme.
This is Milhouse. His ashes set on top of my piano to remind us of our horrible loss.
[i.imgur.com image 718x537]
[assets.yodawgpics.com image 596x419]

Yo Dawg, I heard you liked forcing memes in your forced memes, so I am meming your memed meme forcefully.


OK I just got all *tingly*....

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-12 03:09:47 PM
Are they sure it wasn't "terrified, f@)k, arse" ?

/// best scene in the whole movie ...
 
2013-07-12 03:11:16 PM

darth_badger: What kind of hammer was it?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x191]


BALLPEEN!
 
2013-07-12 03:11:45 PM

ChipNASA: OK I just got all *tingly*....


Get to a hospital ASAP!
 
2013-07-12 03:14:42 PM

darth_badger: What kind of hammer was it?


Silver
 
2013-07-12 03:16:07 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Carn: ChipNASA: hardinparamedic: ChipNASA: I heard that he said "King of Sh*t F*ck Island", and everyone went off on him.

I thought forced memes were funny.

But you, asshole, will NEVER know the heart break of having a doctor call you and tell you at three in the morning that they can't hear a heartbeat anymore. YOULL NEVER KNOW THE ANGUISH of having a doctor tell you your baby boy was murdered by a forced meme.

This is Milhouse. His ashes set on top of my piano to remind us of our horrible loss.

[i.imgur.com image 718x537]

And of course you stuffed his ashes in the bear.

Aren't all babies born with bear ashes?

I hate myself for laughing at that horrible pun.


I made myself giggle but then I'm very easily amused.
 
2013-07-12 03:25:47 PM
The one time in his life that the ability to uncontrollably scream profanities was actually an advantage.
 
2013-07-12 03:32:19 PM
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2013-07-12 03:37:44 PM

hardinparamedic: ChipNASA: I heard that he said "King of Sh*t F*ck Island", and everyone went off on him.

I thought forced memes were funny.

But you, asshole, will NEVER know the heart break of having a doctor call you and tell you at three in the morning that they can't hear a heartbeat anymore. YOULL NEVER KNOW THE ANGUISH of having a doctor tell you your baby boy was murdered by a forced meme.

This is Milhouse. His ashes set on top of my piano to remind us of our horrible loss.

[i.imgur.com image 718x537]


Nice. How very meta of you.
 
2013-07-12 04:09:46 PM
I'll just leave this here....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqCD5cK2Bh8
 
2013-07-12 04:17:01 PM
TFA: [His attacker is] a violent person who has picked on someone with a disproportionate amount of force that could not be justified.

So how much force is justified when attacking people with Tourette's?
 
2013-07-12 04:26:36 PM

darth_badger: What kind of hammer was it?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x191]


Glock
 
2013-07-12 04:26:55 PM
 
2013-07-12 04:36:37 PM
Great headline, terrible story. Now I feel bad for giggling. Nah, not really.
 
2013-07-12 05:23:12 PM
Anybody else remember a People magazine article on a DJ (as in radio announcer, not some ass playing vinyl in a disco/club/whateveryoukidscallitthesedays) with Tourettes? How in the F*CK are you able to be OTA live with that malady?
 
2013-07-12 06:10:44 PM

John Buck 41: Anybody else remember a People magazine article on a DJ (as in radio announcer, not some ass playing vinyl in a disco/club/whateveryoukidscallitthesedays) with Tourettes? How in the F*CK are you able to be OTA live with that malady?



I had a professor with Tourette's, but it was not the goat shiat cock variety.  It did however make him cluck like a chicken.

/kept it in check with medication
//most days
 
2013-07-12 06:25:40 PM

hardinparamedic: Clang clang.

Did PC 31 catch themselves a dirty one?


i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-12 06:50:04 PM

lockers: TFA: [His attacker is] a violent person who has picked on someone with a disproportionate amount of force that could not be justified.

So how much force is justified when attacking people with Tourette's?


A farking shiat-ton!
 
2013-07-12 07:12:33 PM
Golf clap, Subby.
 
2013-07-12 07:32:04 PM

hardinparamedic: ChipNASA: I heard that he said "King of Sh*t F*ck Island", and everyone went off on him.

I thought forced memes were funny.

But you, asshole, will NEVER know the heart break of having a doctor call you and tell you at three in the morning that they can't hear a heartbeat anymore. YOULL NEVER KNOW THE ANGUISH of having a doctor tell you your baby boy was murdered by a forced meme.

This is Milhouse. His ashes set on top of my piano to remind us of our horrible loss.


Been awhile since someone has pulled that one out....
 
2013-07-12 08:25:12 PM
Came here for MILK FORCE NINE!  Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-12 10:18:51 PM
Maxwell?
 
2013-07-13 05:33:32 AM
The disorder you are referring to is called COPROLALIA, you   fark i n g  idiots.
 
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