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(Huffington Post)   Man arrested for throwing semen at women in Walmart. What a jerk   ( ) divider line
    More: Sick, Knox County, Wal-Mart, Delaware State Police, Jeremie Calo, WPVI, Pam, Fei Lin  
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5941 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jul 2013 at 3:15 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-12 03:16:25 PM  
7 votes:
One lady said she saw it coming.
2013-07-12 03:17:03 PM  
5 votes:
Frank J. Short Accused Of Throwing Semen At Woman He Thought Was 'Hot'

Women today just can't take a compliment.
2013-07-12 04:03:34 PM  
4 votes:
2013-07-12 03:19:22 PM  
4 votes:
What? That's illegal now???

/thanks Obama
2013-07-12 03:45:36 PM  
3 votes:
Three women are in an elevator, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. Thebrunette looks at the wall and says "is that sperm?". Then the redheadtouches it, and says "i think it is". Then the blonde licks it and says"no one from our floor".
2013-07-12 03:19:04 PM  
3 votes:
Well isn't he King Jizz of Spunk Island.
2013-07-12 04:31:10 PM  
2 votes:

The Irresponsible Captain: Look, if he can even get it up in a WalMart then good for him. Mine always crawls up inside to hide.

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I don't think it's supposed to be a thong.
2013-07-12 03:44:11 PM  
2 votes:
Technically, are testicles a "container"?
2013-07-12 03:34:49 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe he was saying she needed to do something with her hair?
2013-07-12 03:29:50 PM  
2 votes:
2013-07-12 03:22:08 PM  
2 votes:
I believe it's called a "spiderweb"
2013-07-12 03:20:01 PM  
2 votes:
Well if you cant throw semen at Walmart anymore, I'm just not going to go......
2013-07-12 02:57:03 PM  
2 votes:
It's ok, Hannibal made him swallow his own tongue..
2013-07-12 04:49:37 PM  
1 vote:
I bet she had it coming.
2013-07-12 04:16:52 PM  
1 vote:
Look, if he can even get it up in a WalMart then good for him. Mine always crawls up inside to hide.

I don't think it's supposed to be a thong.
2013-07-12 04:02:29 PM  
1 vote:
2013-07-12 03:54:40 PM  
1 vote:

gadian: Again?  I could swear I've heard this story before.

Come again?
2013-07-12 03:52:03 PM  
1 vote:
Premature ejaculators come easy.
2013-07-12 03:49:25 PM  
1 vote:
Wow.  He must really hate the Navy.
2013-07-12 03:29:21 PM  
1 vote:
He shall henceforth be known as  "SKEETER" .

2013-07-12 03:25:25 PM  
1 vote:
She didn't dodge that like Neo.
2013-07-12 03:25:22 PM  
1 vote:
Did he yell, "I CAN SMELL YOUR C*NT"?
2013-07-12 03:24:53 PM  
1 vote:
This Guy sure has let himself go......
2013-07-12 03:24:51 PM  
1 vote:
Police report that his alias was Hoo Flun Come.
2013-07-12 03:24:12 PM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoy: What? That's illegal now???

/thanks Obama

Well excuse me, I thought this was America!
2013-07-12 03:23:16 PM  
1 vote:
Doesn't he know that women and seamen don't mix?
2013-07-12 03:20:45 PM  
1 vote:
I swear I remember a story about another jizz lobber at Wal Mart from a few months back.

Please tell me this is not going to be the next tebowing, planking, whatever...
2013-07-12 03:20:02 PM  
1 vote:
Boo. Cocky of him to think he could get away with it.
2013-07-12 03:17:48 PM  
1 vote:
And I thought Fark was hard on poop threads...
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