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(Huffington Post)   Man arrested for throwing semen at women in Walmart. What a jerk   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 91
    More: Sick, Knox County, Wal-Mart, Delaware State Police, Jeremie Calo, WPVI, Pam, Fei Lin  
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2013-07-12 03:52:03 PM
Premature ejaculators come easy.
 
2013-07-12 03:52:45 PM
Again?  I could swear I've heard this story before.
 
2013-07-12 03:54:23 PM
A second wad has just hit the north lady.
 
2013-07-12 03:54:31 PM
Did anyone else see the "bad sex" slideshow at the bottom of the page?
 
2013-07-12 03:54:40 PM

gadian: Again?  I could swear I've heard this story before.


Come again?
 
2013-07-12 03:56:12 PM
Were they in the yogurt isle?
 
2013-07-12 03:56:35 PM

ChipNASA: This Guy sure has let himself go......

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what
the
hell

this seems to be begging for the King Shiat of F*ck Island

has that already run it's course?
sad face
 
2013-07-12 03:58:54 PM
padresteve.files.wordpress.com

"The only thing Doctors can't cure these days is premature ejaculation, but I hear that is coming quickly!"
 
2013-07-12 04:02:02 PM
All jokes aside. He needs to be put away. He is going to be a rapist. No really. This is too far.
 
2013-07-12 04:02:29 PM
www.themusicgroupagency.com
 
2013-07-12 04:03:34 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-12 04:08:10 PM
Yeah, yeah, the guys a douchbag and all. But want I really want to see is a picture of the girl he thought was so "hot" that she deserved to be awarded his man relish.

/typical Walmart shopper? No thanks
 
2013-07-12 04:08:29 PM
There are better ways to do this.


/Liked the first few minutes of the movie. Well done.
//Did not like that movie very much after I realized what he was actually doing.
 
2013-07-12 04:09:45 PM
Dammit. Always preview.

i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-12 04:10:27 PM
+1 subby
 
2013-07-12 04:13:41 PM
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
 
2013-07-12 04:16:52 PM
Look, if he can even get it up in a WalMart then good for him. Mine always crawls up inside to hide.

www.digdang.com

I don't think it's supposed to be a thong.
 
2013-07-12 04:19:14 PM
cdn.ebaumsworld.com


That and less jizz thrown at you is usually a bonus.
 
2013-07-12 04:21:56 PM

Ambitwistor: Doesn't he know that women and seamen don't mix?

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" Yes, we all know what YOU think,...."
 
2013-07-12 04:31:10 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Look, if he can even get it up in a WalMart then good for him. Mine always crawls up inside to hide.

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I don't think it's supposed to be a thong.


www.troll.me
 
2013-07-12 04:33:39 PM

fiveknuckleshuffle: A second wad has just hit the north lady.


Lol
 
2013-07-12 04:34:05 PM
Faith No More did a song about this..

f0.bcbits.com

For your listening pleasure
 
2013-07-12 04:41:44 PM
Clean up in aisle ewww.
 
2013-07-12 04:49:37 PM
I bet she had it coming.
 
2013-07-12 05:07:57 PM

SirTanon: Faith No More did a song about this..

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For your listening pleasure


1 bagillion points for the reference.
 
2013-07-12 05:09:24 PM
Surrounded by nothing but sperm whales and seamen.
 
2013-07-12 05:13:12 PM
Someone has been watching too many nature shows and not enough porn.

FISH fertilize eggs this way.  It is not a Human mating ritual.
 
2013-07-12 05:14:02 PM

jst3p: Three women are in an elevator, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. Thebrunette looks at the wall and says "is that sperm?". Then the redheadtouches it, and says "i think it is". Then the blonde licks it and says"no one from our floor".


Classic.
 
2013-07-12 05:14:45 PM
See?  This is why I always bring my own.
 
2013-07-12 05:17:19 PM
bulldozer00.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-12 06:23:02 PM
How come?
 
2013-07-12 06:37:59 PM
Actually his method is much more effective than throwing tiny rocks at a chick's window at 3 am.
 
2013-07-12 06:52:41 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Someone has been watching too many nature shows and not enough porn.

FISH fertilize eggs this way.  It is not a Human mating ritual.


LOLWUT? I never watch porn but my friend tells me that in porn the man goo always ends up on the outside.
 
2013-07-12 07:04:15 PM
82 comments in and no conjecture about what she was wearing that she could get hit on her buttocks?

Or am I just assuming that it was direct contact?
 
2013-07-12 07:23:53 PM
Hey, sometimes you just don't have time to slip GHB into her drink and follow her around until she passes out. You have to take a more direct approach.
 
2013-07-12 07:28:54 PM
Son I am disappoint.
 
2013-07-12 07:40:14 PM
Came for the Multiple Miggs reference(s), leaving satisfied...

/hehe, I said 'came'
 
2013-07-12 07:41:14 PM
 
2013-07-12 09:18:12 PM
Was it the guy in white? He'd have the seamen.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-12 11:16:22 PM
I just learned that "offensive touching with a bodily fluid" is a crime..

/outlaw
 
2013-07-13 02:36:31 AM
Maybe it's just me, but when I hear about some young guy this farked up, I'm always curious to see his Facebook feed.

/I jerked off on a stranger in Walmart #YOLO
 
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