WhippingBoy: What? That's illegal now???/thanks Obama
ferretman: Looks like the bus thread was removed...
ChipNASA: This Guy sure has let himself go......[i.imgur.com image 400x446]
catchow: That took spunk.
crotchgrabber: I swear I remember a story about another jizz lobber at Wal Mart from a few months back.Please tell me this is not going to be the next tebowing, planking, whatever...
gadian: Again? I could swear I've heard this story before.
Ambitwistor: Doesn't he know that women and seamen don't mix?[deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com image 512x384]
The Irresponsible Captain: Look, if he can even get it up in a WalMart then good for him. Mine always crawls up inside to hide.[www.digdang.com image 294x254]I don't think it's supposed to be a thong.
fiveknuckleshuffle: A second wad has just hit the north lady.
SirTanon: Faith No More did a song about this..[f0.bcbits.com image 350x350]For your listening pleasure
jst3p: Three women are in an elevator, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. Thebrunette looks at the wall and says "is that sperm?". Then the redheadtouches it, and says "i think it is". Then the blonde licks it and says"no one from our floor".
Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Someone has been watching too many nature shows and not enough porn.FISH fertilize eggs this way. It is not a Human mating ritual.
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