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(Gothamist)   Truck crashes spilling beer all over New Jersey highway. This is a tragedy... Wait, it was Coors Light? In that case: Highway-side foliage helpfully watered by trucker   (gothamist.com) divider line 37
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2013-07-12 03:10:32 PM
Take heart. After a few hours, all that Coors Light will congeal down to 2 or 3 drinkable* beers.

*drinkable in comparison to Coors Light
 
2013-07-12 03:11:09 PM
If you don't get this, you're not ironic enough and you can get off my lawn.
s1.cdn.autoevolution.com

/because you, of course know who *I* am.....KOSFI
 
2013-07-12 03:13:59 PM
Urine kills foliage subby.
 
2013-07-12 03:14:55 PM
So that's what farked up my commute this morning.

Good excuse as any to log in from home.
 
2013-07-12 03:17:19 PM
How is drinking Coors Light like having sex in a canoe?

Both are farking near water.

/ Thanks, I'll be here all week.
// Tip your veal, try the waitress.
/// Subby.
 
2013-07-12 03:18:46 PM
I'm torn.  I'll take Coors Light over it's direct brand competitors, as in Bud Light, Miller Lite, Busch, Natty, PBR, MGD, etc...  If someone handed it to me - or if it fell off the back of a truck, if you will - I would gladly drink Coors Light.  Of course it's no match for your self brewed MicroLagerStoutPilsnerHops concoction of ingenious brewing.
 
2013-07-12 03:22:09 PM
Turns out the driver died. There was also a 12 y/o in the the truck who had minor injuries.

The story is less funny now.
 
2013-07-12 03:24:21 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I'm torn.  I'll take Coors Light over it's direct brand competitors, as in Bud Light, Miller Lite, Busch, Natty, PBR, MGD, etc...  If someone handed it to me - or if it fell off the back of a truck, if you will - I would gladly drink Coors Light.  Of course it's no match for your self brewed MicroLagerStoutPilsnerHops concoction of ingenious brewing.


I'm the opposite - I'd rank it last in line, even behind Natty, but hell yes I'd still drink it if it fell off a truck.

A little song by Da Yoopers (chorus anyway)

Free beer free beer
that's my favorite brand
If I didn't have to buy it it's the best beer in the land
warm flat funky
it don't matter to me
the greatest beer in this whole world's the one you buy for me!
 
2013-07-12 03:24:22 PM
east bound and down
loaded up and truckin'
 
2013-07-12 03:27:50 PM

big pig peaches: Turns out the driver died. There was also a 12 y/o in the the truck who had minor injuries.

The story is less funny now.


It's ok, the headline is still funny.
 
2013-07-12 03:29:24 PM
4-akamai.tapcdn.com

We need pretzels, repeat pretzels.
 
2013-07-12 03:29:28 PM

ChipNASA: If you don't get this, you're not ironic enough and you can get off my lawn.
[s1.cdn.autoevolution.com image 613x300]

/because you, of course know who *I* am.....KOSFI


They were actually hauling Coors Original, not Light.
 
2013-07-12 03:34:39 PM

GanjSmokr: ChipNASA: If you don't get this, you're not ironic enough and you can get off my lawn.
[s1.cdn.autoevolution.com image 613x300]

/because you, of course know who *I* am.....KOSFI

They were actually hauling Coors Original, not Light.


soepic.pl


/or Coors...or Coors LIGHT.....Mr BEER NAZI
 
2013-07-12 03:36:54 PM

GanjSmokr: ChipNASA: If you don't get this, you're not ironic enough and you can get off my lawn.
[s1.cdn.autoevolution.com image 613x300]

/because you, of course know who *I* am.....KOSFI

They were actually hauling Coors Original, not Light.


OH, so the banquet.  Fancier!

adage.com
 
2013-07-12 03:39:00 PM
Wonder what kind of thread this will be...because there is nothing I love more than a:
i265.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-12 03:44:03 PM

blatz514: GanjSmokr: ChipNASA: If you don't get this, you're not ironic enough and you can get off my lawn.
[s1.cdn.autoevolution.com image 613x300]

/because you, of course know who *I* am.....KOSFI

They were actually hauling Coors Original, not Light.

OH, so the banquet.  Fancier!


I don't think Coors lite was available when that movie came out.  Regardless, whoever is responsible for the travesty of non-beer that is Coors Lite should be racked and have his privy parts cut out and burned before him.
 
2013-07-12 03:44:26 PM
Silver Bullet don't get you drunk.
 
2013-07-12 03:51:46 PM
Could be worse, could be this.....


www.taverntrove.com


/look closely......3.2 ABV

//Drank like 4 or 5 once when I was a teen....didn't get much of a buzz but had to PISS like Bear Grylls
 
2013-07-12 03:51:58 PM

Carn: Nana's Vibrator: I'm torn.  I'll take Coors Light over it's direct brand competitors, as in Bud Light, Miller Lite, Busch, Natty, PBR, MGD, etc...  If someone handed it to me - or if it fell off the back of a truck, if you will - I would gladly drink Coors Light.  Of course it's no match for your self brewed MicroLagerStoutPilsnerHops concoction of ingenious brewing.

I'm the opposite - I'd rank it last in line, even behind Natty, but hell yes I'd still drink it if it fell off a truck.

A little song by Da Yoopers (chorus anyway)

Free beer free beer
that's my favorite brand
If I didn't have to buy it it's the best beer in the land
warm flat funky
it don't matter to me
the greatest beer in this whole world's the one you buy for me!


The best beer In the world is the one in your hand, the only beer better than that is free beer
 
2013-07-12 03:54:32 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Carn: Nana's Vibrator: I'm torn.  I'll take Coors Light over it's direct brand competitors, as in Bud Light, Miller Lite, Busch, Natty, PBR, MGD, etc...  If someone handed it to me - or if it fell off the back of a truck, if you will - I would gladly drink Coors Light.  Of course it's no match for your self brewed MicroLagerStoutPilsnerHops concoction of ingenious brewing.

I'm the opposite - I'd rank it last in line, even behind Natty, but hell yes I'd still drink it if it fell off a truck.

A little song by Da Yoopers (chorus anyway)

Free beer free beer
that's my favorite brand
If I didn't have to buy it it's the best beer in the land
warm flat funky
it don't matter to me
the greatest beer in this whole world's the one you buy for me!

The best beer In the world is the one in your hand, the only beer better than that is free beer


Touche.  Speaking of a beer in the hand, it's 4:00, time for a beer?  Don't mind if I do.
 
2013-07-12 03:56:14 PM

ChipNASA: /or Coors...or Coors LIGHT.....Mr BEER NAZI


blatz514: OH, so the banquet.  Fancier!



Coors is actually a pretty good beer AFAIC - it's my normal everyday beer.

Coors Light - not so much at all.

/I know, I know, it's not brewed by one of those fancy micro-brewers so it must be shiat.
//I'm in Fort Collins right now so I have seen one or two of those micros...
///Easy Street is the only one I really find worth a damn.
//anything out of New Belgium is crap IMHO.
/final slashy because OCD
 
2013-07-12 04:02:52 PM

ChipNASA: Could be worse, could be this.....


[www.taverntrove.com image 454x333]


/look closely......3.2 ABV



not necessarily defending, but many states require that 3.2 stuff for grocery stores and gas stations. there is probably a higher content version in liquor stores and other states.
 
2013-07-12 04:04:06 PM
Miller Lite is the shiat beer the wife and I agreed on. We're trying to save some money, so we'll get a couple sixers of good beer and a 30-pack of Miller Lite for the month(ish). Helps to make the good beer last longer, and it doesn't much matter once the taste buds are numb.

/Coors Light was my go-to "I have two bucks and want beer-like beverage" in college.
//Reminds me, I need to hit up the Fine Wine this weekend.
 
2013-07-12 04:06:30 PM

GanjSmokr: ChipNASA: /or Coors...or Coors LIGHT.....Mr BEER NAZI

blatz514: OH, so the banquet.  Fancier!


Coors is actually a pretty good beer AFAIC - it's my normal everyday beer.

Coors Light - not so much at all.

/I know, I know, it's not brewed by one of those fancy micro-brewers so it must be shiat.
//I'm in Fort Collins right now so I have seen one or two of those micros...
///Easy Street is the only one I really find worth a damn.
//anything out of New Belgium is crap IMHO.
/final slashy because OCD


If I'm out for happy hour or to a nice restaurant, then I'll have a "good" beer.  I'm a poor Mfer, so, according to the beer snobs that think all domestic is garbage, I'll drink my Blatz and be happy about it at home.
 
2013-07-12 04:26:24 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I'm torn.  I'll take Coors Light over it's direct brand competitors, as in Bud Light, Miller Lite, Busch, Natty, PBR, MGD, etc...  If someone handed it to me - or if it fell off the back of a truck, if you will - I would gladly drink Coors Light.  Of course it's no match for your self brewed MicroLagerStoutPilsnerHops concoction of ingenious brewing.


This.
 
2013-07-12 04:31:33 PM

GanjSmokr: ChipNASA: /or Coors...or Coors LIGHT.....Mr BEER NAZI

blatz514: OH, so the banquet.  Fancier!


Coors is actually a pretty good beer AFAIC - it's my normal everyday beer.

Coors Light - not so much at all.

/I know, I know, it's not brewed by one of those fancy micro-brewers so it must be shiat.
//I'm in Fort Collins right now so I have seen one or two of those micros...
///Easy Street is the only one I really find worth a damn.
//anything out of New Belgium is crap IMHO.
/final slashy because OCD


Coors isn't bad for what it is and I would take it as a generic big US brand. Coors Light is simply part of a terrible group of beers.

The reason why the microbreweries often have better (and worse) products is that they don't need the mass appeal. They can produce a product that some people absolutely love, and the rest hate. National brands have to try and get somewhere acceptable to a large proportion of the market (and those 350 million people have a lot of different tastes).

So you are more likely to find a microbrew that is best suited to your tastes (and the fact that there are more of them helps).
 
2013-07-12 04:41:50 PM

Carn: Cerebral Knievel: Carn: Nana's Vibrator: I'm torn.  I'll take Coors Light over it's direct brand competitors, as in Bud Light, Miller Lite, Busch, Natty, PBR, MGD, etc...  If someone handed it to me - or if it fell off the back of a truck, if you will - I would gladly drink Coors Light.  Of course it's no match for your self brewed MicroLagerStoutPilsnerHops concoction of ingenious brewing.

I'm the opposite - I'd rank it last in line, even behind Natty, but hell yes I'd still drink it if it fell off a truck.

A little song by Da Yoopers (chorus anyway)

Free beer free beer
that's my favorite brand
If I didn't have to buy it it's the best beer in the land
warm flat funky
it don't matter to me
the greatest beer in this whole world's the one you buy for me!

The best beer In the world is the one in your hand, the only beer better than that is free beer

Touche.  Speaking of a beer in the hand, it's 4:00, time for a beer?  Don't mind if I do.


Cheers!
I work in a brewery, I'm off work and drinking some shift beers. So By the guidelines set forth, currently the best beer in the world is a Legend Brewing Co Pilsner.
 
2013-07-12 04:52:28 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Legend Brewing Co Pilsner.


*Goes to Legend Brewery website*

Are you one of the guys in the picture?
 
2013-07-12 06:21:19 PM
If you're going to drink Coors Light, club soda is cheaper and tastes about the same.
 
2013-07-12 06:27:42 PM
b..double e.. double r u n beer run..

b..double e.. double r u n beer run..

All we need is a 10 and a 5er
A fake ID and a sober driver..
 
2013-07-12 06:35:10 PM
 www.dingsbeerblog.com

Though honestly, there's likely to be some Pabst/Brewhouse/Labatt in the fridge. It's cheap, it works, and it's good for passin' time until my bike gets fixed.
 
2013-07-12 07:21:57 PM

Incetardis: [www.dingsbeerblog.com image 224x300]

Though honestly, there's likely to be some Pabst/Brewhouse/Labatt in the fridge. It's cheap, it works, and it's good for passin' time until my bike gets fixed.


I was doing fine.  Now I need a beer.
 
2013-07-12 08:50:45 PM

blatz514: Cerebral Knievel: Legend Brewing Co Pilsner.

*Goes to Legend Brewery website*

Are you one of the guys in the picture?


I'm the big, red bearded, viking looking farker. ;)
 
2013-07-12 10:54:43 PM
I went over to my (former) neighbor's house one night & he asked if I'd like a Coors Lite.

"If I'da wanted a farkin' drink of water I'da asked you for a drink of water"

it's OK,we're still friends
 
2013-07-12 11:08:22 PM

OhioUGrad: Wonder what kind of thread this will be...because there is nothing I love more than a:
[i265.photobucket.com image 549x698]


Not necessarily. A beer snob will only drink something obscure and sneer at others.  I'll drink pretty much anything but I draw the line at Coors Light.

/fact: gargling with transmission fluid is an effective freshener after accidentally drinking Coors Light
 
2013-07-12 11:36:52 PM
All joking aside everyone?

really...

Coors lite?

well, it isn't very good beer... like, y'know,

at all.
 
2013-07-13 02:38:18 AM

Mambo Bananapatch: OhioUGrad: Wonder what kind of thread this will be...because there is nothing I love more than a:
[i265.photobucket.com image 549x698]

Not necessarily. A beer snob will only drink something obscure and sneer at others.  I'll drink pretty much anything but I draw the line at Coors Light.

/fact: gargling with transmission fluid is an effective freshener after accidentally drinking Coors Light


I don't know about that, beer snobs are like foodies, they dislike anything that is popular and whine about their craft beer and how cheap and uncivilized anyone who doesn't drink craft beer or make their own beer is.

/going to get some Natty Light in honor of Fark beer snobs.
 
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