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(The Hill)   Rick Perry on Monday: "Any future considerations I will announce in due time, but my focus will remain on Texas." Rick Perry on Friday: "I'm going to Israel"   (thehill.com) divider line 104
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2013-07-12 11:38:35 AM
One way ticket, I hope.
 
2013-07-12 11:39:30 AM
"I'm sorry sir but your flight has been diverted, you will now be arriving in Syria."
"Syria? What's that?"
"It's like Texas but less f*cked up."
 
2013-07-12 11:40:34 AM

simplicimus: One way ticket, I hope.


Please. He'll take one look around, see all the brown people and hear then speaking their funny language and BEG for an earlier return flight.

// also, all that non-burnt foliage might scare him
 
2013-07-12 11:46:43 AM
Isn't that region farked up enough as it is?
 
2013-07-12 11:47:44 AM
What better way to show off his foreign-policy chops in preparation for 2016 than by going to one of the three countries he's heard of.
 
2013-07-12 11:48:50 AM

BunkoSquad: What better way to show off his foreign-policy chops in preparation for 2016 than by going to one of the three countries he's heard of.


america, israel, and oops?
 
2013-07-12 11:49:52 AM

heap: BunkoSquad: What better way to show off his foreign-policy chops in preparation for 2016 than by going to one of the three countries he's heard of.

america, israel, and oops?


Mexico. He's heard of Mexico.
 
2013-07-12 11:51:44 AM
"We will be going to Israel to bring together Arabs, Christian and the um, what's the third one there?" Perry told The Washington Times.
 
2013-07-12 11:52:03 AM
he will visit Israel this October, the clearest sign yet he is considering running for president in 2016.

Its tough to overstate how farked up that is. Israel truly is the 51st state.
 
2013-07-12 11:52:05 AM
I'm sure the Governor of Texas has legitimate state business to attend to.  Haters.
 
2013-07-12 11:52:07 AM
Stary there.
 
2013-07-12 11:52:46 AM

Flappyhead: Stary Stay there.


*sigh*
 
2013-07-12 11:53:45 AM
Because if there is anyone who can bring both sides to the table it's Rick Perry. Is this a comedy tour?
 
2013-07-12 11:54:18 AM

Soup4Bonnie: I'm sure the Governor of Texas has legitimate state business to attend to.  Haters.


"Hey, we've got a bunch of people that keep trying to sneak into Texas.  How do you handle people trying to sneak into your country?"
 
2013-07-12 11:55:12 AM
Besides, he'll probably fly coach and this won't cost the Texas tax payers anything unlike the President who takes the 7th Fleet with him just to go get take-out.
 
2013-07-12 11:55:21 AM
Rick Perry during presidential run: We won't accept any Federal dollars
Rick Perry after West, Tx explosion: Why won't the Feds give us money??
 
2013-07-12 11:57:20 AM
Israel has universal healthcare which pays for abortions, and they don't have the death penalty.
 
2013-07-12 11:58:17 AM
He really thinks he has a chance. The echo chamber this nutjob lives in might be worse than W's
 
2013-07-12 11:58:58 AM
I love how Evangelicals like Perry and the ilk who vote for him have mentally rearranged things in their belief system which allows Jews to go to heaven when they die.

"The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum." Thomas Paine
 
2013-07-12 11:59:03 AM

vernonFL: Israel has universal healthcare which pays for abortions, and they don't have the death penalty.


How's the weather there? We hitting 100F today (again).
 
2013-07-12 12:00:39 PM
Gosh, you Israeli Farkers out there must feel so lucky to have one of America's best and brightest among you.
 
2013-07-12 12:02:19 PM

vernonFL: he will visit Israel this October, the clearest sign yet he is considering running for president in 2016.

Its tough to overstate how farked up that is. Israel truly is the 51st state.



Republican logic:
Spending billions in Israel, totes okay.
Spending billion to feed Americans, totes socialism.
 
2013-07-12 12:02:23 PM
Tel Aviv style bbq sucks.
 
2013-07-12 12:02:53 PM

Peter von Nostrand: He really thinks he has a chance. The echo chamber this nutjob lives in might be worse than W's


Perry?  Rand Paul?  Nugent?

Seriously....I need to go into rehab early so I can be primed and ready to go for 2016.
 
2013-07-12 12:04:28 PM
Because it takes a lot of Jewgolds to finance another gop Presidential campaign.
 
2013-07-12 12:05:26 PM
Maybe we can convince Israel to keep him?
 
2013-07-12 12:06:50 PM

Weaver95: Maybe we can convince Israel to keep him?


Maybe in a secret prison?
 
2013-07-12 12:07:58 PM
Israel, Texas?
 
2013-07-12 12:08:01 PM
Ah, love this type of Christian.  Wouldn't let a Jew date his daughter, join his country club, thinks they killed Christ, etc etc.  But Jews is Israel are the best people in the world!  They're going to Hell when they die, sadly, but hopefully that will happen in our lifetimes when Jesus comes back to end the world.

There's probably dozens of states in the US that he hasn't been to, but good that he's building up with Right Wing Dick cred by going to the promised land.
 
2013-07-12 12:08:03 PM
And when Perry goes to the Wailing Wall and is given a yarmulke, he'll say:  "Where's the propeller?  Shouldn't there be a propeller on top of this?  HELP, CECIL, HELP!!!"
 
2013-07-12 12:08:16 PM
Really?  Is it possible this moran could possibly think he has the slightest chance to win the White House?  How does someone that clueless even dress himself in the morning?
 
2013-07-12 12:08:19 PM

vernonFL: Israel has universal healthcare which pays for abortions, and they don't have the death penalty.


And you have to be licensed to own a gun, with such restrictions as being 27 years old if you haven't served in the military.

Truly a conservative paradise.
 
2013-07-12 12:08:25 PM
And stay there, you dirty asshole.

Signed,

Everyone....especially former A&M grads who endure enough jokes without you smearing your shiat all over MY fine institution.
 
2013-07-12 12:08:29 PM

Soup4Bonnie: I'm sure the Governor of Texas has legitimate state business to attend to.  Haters.


It's a little known fact that each state has its own diplomatic relations with various countries. I hear South Carolina has bi-lateral relations with Argentina.
 
2013-07-12 12:08:56 PM

Lord_Baull: vernonFL: he will visit Israel this October, the clearest sign yet he is considering running for president in 2016.

Its tough to overstate how farked up that is. Israel truly is the 51st state.


Republican logic:
Spending billions in Israel, totes okay.
Spending billion to feed Americans, totes socialism.


Republican Jesus loves corporations, endorses conversion by the sword, and despises the weak, sick or poor.

I really really wish I was exaggerating with that statement....
 
2013-07-12 12:09:40 PM
I wish Israelis would recognize the fact that the ONLY reason these rich white rightwing Americans are in such fanatical support of Israel is because they want Israel around to take the brunt of Armageddon, where all the dead Jews will then wind up in Hell and the white rightwing Americans will called up to exist forever in God's Planned Community in Heaven, without ever having lifted a finger.
 
2013-07-12 12:10:58 PM

Mad Scientist: Really?  Is it possible this moran could possibly think he has the slightest chance to win the White House?  How does someone that clueless even dress himself in the morning?


The GOP still believes Obama cheated to win the election and that everyone in the country is a heterosexual white Christian male.
 
2013-07-12 12:12:38 PM

TV's Vinnie: I wish Israelis would recognize the fact that the ONLY reason these rich white rightwing Americans are in such fanatical support of Israel is because they want Israel around to take the brunt of Armageddon, where all the dead Jews will then wind up in Hell and the white rightwing Americans will called up to exist forever in God's Planned Community in Heaven, without ever having lifted a finger.


Oh I think they know what's up with the evangelicals. They're just happy to take the money and use the US as a shield.
 
2013-07-12 12:12:42 PM
Kinky Friedman still deserves a cockpunch from every sane American for bailing Perry out in '06. Strayhorn isn't too far behind either
 
2013-07-12 12:13:41 PM

TV's Vinnie: I wish Israelis would recognize the fact that the ONLY reason these rich white rightwing Americans are in such fanatical support of Israel is because they want Israel around to take the brunt of Armageddon, where all the dead Jews will then wind up in Hell and the white rightwing Americans will called up to exist forever in God's Planned Community in Heaven, without ever having lifted a finger.


And better; the rabid Evangelicals who support Israel in the US are some of the biggest anti-Semites around.   Of course, the far right in Israel is happy to use this morons for their own benefit and have an attitude that non-Israeli Jews aren't really Jews.
 
2013-07-12 12:14:51 PM
On one hand the mere hint of a possibility of a Rick perry administration scares the shiat outta me....but on the other hand, I don't think the country is stupid or desperate enough to put someone as nuts as perry into the white house.
 
2013-07-12 12:15:50 PM

Peter von Nostrand: He really thinks he has a chance. The echo chamber this nutjob lives in might be worse than W's


It's the same people, just older and crazier.

If he manages to get installed, expect Cheney and Rummy to have significant roles.
 
2013-07-12 12:16:55 PM
Perry is like Bush but without the brains.
 
2013-07-12 12:20:55 PM

Corvus: Perry is like Bush but without the brains.


...or the charm, or personality, or sense of honesty and fair play.....
 
2013-07-12 12:22:13 PM

vernonFL: he will visit Israel this October, the clearest sign yet he is considering running for president in 2016.

Its tough to overstate how farked up that is. Israel truly is the 51st state.


They virtually rule us through their agents in media and finance. No politician gets anywhere unless he vows to subvert the Constitution for Israel - he doesn't, he is Lewinsky'd all over TV for years.
 
2013-07-12 12:22:14 PM
If you had a European make a stereotypical stupid American it would be Perry.
 
2013-07-12 12:24:32 PM
"We will be going to Israel to bring together Arabs, Christian and Jews in an educational forum," Perrytold The Washington Times in an interview.

Considering Texas ranks close to or at the bottom in most education statistics maybe he should have an educational forum closer to home.
 
2013-07-12 12:25:57 PM

dionysusaur: Peter von Nostrand: He really thinks he has a chance. The echo chamber this nutjob lives in might be worse than W's

It's the same people, just older and crazier.

If he manages to get installed, expect Cheney and Rummy to have significant roles.


Let's just call them Crummy from now on.
 
2013-07-12 12:28:16 PM
Wouldn't it be weird if Rick Perry actually brought peace to the Middle East over the weekend? You wake up on Monday, Rick Perry is on every newspaper front page, hands in the air making shooting gestures. And he's done it. Peace.

That would be weird.
 
2013-07-12 12:29:08 PM

Mad Scientist: Really?  Is it possible this moran could possibly think he has the slightest chance to win the White House?


Two words: echo chamber.
 
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