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(Quartz)   North Korea's economy is growing faster than Brazil's but a 10% increase on 0 is still 0   (qz.com) divider line 4
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2013-07-12 12:01:56 PM
3 votes:
sciencefiction.com

"Ten percent of nothing is-let me do the math here. Nothing into nothin'. Carry the nothin'..."
2013-07-12 12:53:44 PM
1 votes:
Dear Mr. Freakstorm,

The nuclear device that you have ordered from us is still on back order. We are experiencing some quality control issues and want to make certain that the device that you order works to your expectation when you use it.

Since we respect customer loyalty we will be upgrading your device to 12 megatons at no additional megatonnage cost to you. You will soon be receiving the Dear Leader's Big Boomer 12 instead of the Dear Leader Big Boomer 8. If you would rather have the 8, please let us know and will comp the paint job or add an additional tail fin.

Please do not call customer support at this time. They have been retrained to catch a bullet with their insolent, disrespectful and food-needing bodies.

Thank you for your understanding and time
Respectfully
Best Korea Nukes

/helicopter outside office....
2013-07-12 11:59:12 AM
1 votes:
Best Korea State Administration Council  Chairman.

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2013-07-12 11:56:46 AM
1 votes:
Damn so that's where I left that 20.
 
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