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(iVillage)   Learn tantric sex from a couple of cuddly sock monkeys   (ivillage.com) divider line 36
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2013-07-12 11:54:18 AM  
I got some socks under my bed that I taught about sex
 
2013-07-12 11:54:29 AM  
thecrapiputupwith.jpg
 
2013-07-12 11:54:49 AM  
so that's what they're calling me now?
 
2013-07-12 11:55:25 AM  
Is this a "stanger danger" thing?

/Also, I don't want to get sexually imprinted to sock monkeys.
 
2013-07-12 11:56:38 AM  
farm6.staticflickr.com
♫♬  You've got a friend in me.♫♬
 
2013-07-12 11:56:41 AM  
I learned all I needed to know during a ménage à trois with Shari Lewis and Lambchop.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-12 12:01:10 PM  

Dahnkster: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x425]
♫♬  You've got a friend in me.♫♬


LOL!
 
2013-07-12 12:01:31 PM  
I've got the weirdest boner now.
 
2013-07-12 12:02:28 PM  

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: I got some socks under my bed that I taught about sex


i96.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-12 12:03:54 PM  
i.imgur.com

You can make do with these.

/and learn the dirty stuff as well
 
2013-07-12 12:06:50 PM  

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: I got some socks under my bed that I taught about sex


Wow, just wow.
 
2013-07-12 12:07:41 PM  
Learn tantric sex from a couple of with your "cuddly sock monkey"s
 
2013-07-12 12:11:13 PM  
I just want sex.
 
2013-07-12 12:11:26 PM  
SOMEBODY'S POISONED THE WATER HOLE!
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-12 12:11:45 PM  
www.myoddsocks.com
 
2013-07-12 12:11:48 PM  

Sharing Artist's Boobies: Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: I got some socks under my bed that I taught about sex

Wow, just wow.


Yeah. You could say they (removes glasses) learned the HARD way. Yeoowwwwww!
 
2013-07-12 12:13:16 PM  
farm6.staticflickr.com

There's a snake in my booty!
 
2013-07-12 12:18:20 PM  
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-07-12 12:24:01 PM  
Better than fat, old "sex-bloggers"

/still not done vomiting
 
2013-07-12 12:25:18 PM  
img542.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-12 12:36:09 PM  
I read that as "spock monkeys" and was disturbingly intrigued.
 
2013-07-12 12:42:31 PM  

Queensowntalia: I read that as "spock monkeys" and was disturbingly intrigued.


Spock monkey:

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2013-07-12 12:44:37 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Queensowntalia: I read that as "spock monkeys" and was disturbingly intrigued.

Spock monkey:

[img713.imageshack.us image 480x229]


Spock monkey gang bang:

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2013-07-12 12:47:51 PM  

bearded clamorer: I learned all I needed to know during a ménage à trois with Shari Lewis and Lambchop.


Is THAT why you keep screaming 'Stick your hand in my ass and work me like a sock puppet"?
 
2013-07-12 12:52:34 PM  
Missing "Strangely Aroused" from the poll at the bottom of the article.

/Pole at the bottom, heh heh
 
2013-07-12 01:11:28 PM  

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: I got some socks under my bed that I taught about sex


You sir, owe me a new keyboard. ROFLMAO
 
2013-07-12 01:59:15 PM  
previously.tv

"oh yes, please."
 
2013-07-12 02:10:31 PM  

nomadalli: Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: I got some socks under my bed that I taught about sex

You sir, owe me a new keyboard. ROFLMAO


I second that motion!  I'm still giggling...
 
2013-07-12 02:24:10 PM  

Dahnkster: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x425]
♫♬  You've got a friend in me.♫♬


The neckerchief gag is a nice touch.
+1 WOULD LOL AGAIN

Dahnkster: i.imgur.com


Uh oh.  That nipple might go badly for you.  Good luck.
 
2013-07-12 02:56:24 PM  
farm6.staticflickr.com

"I'll show you who's woody!"
 
2013-07-12 03:17:44 PM  
Sting wears his sock with pride...
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-07-12 03:32:53 PM  
I can't believe it took this long to come up with this. I also can't believe I didn't come up with this.
 
2013-07-12 03:46:13 PM  

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 793x593]

You can make do with these.

/and learn the dirty stuff as well


What are you doing at my house?
 
2013-07-12 03:53:17 PM  
 
2013-07-12 03:55:37 PM  
fineartamerica.com
 
2013-07-12 06:37:42 PM  

Fark_A_Chicken: wambu: [i.imgur.com image 793x593]

You can make do with these.

/and learn the dirty stuff as well

What are you doing at my house?


Getting my socks off.
 
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