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(The Smoking Gun)   George Zimmerman's attorneys were once big fans of the Chris Farley-lookalike judge that's been ripping them new ones during the trial   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 32
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2013-07-12 02:04:38 PM
8 votes:

sure haven't: My wife and I have been watching a bit of it, and... she just sounds like a dullard.


Then why in God's name did you marry her? Is she that hot?
2013-07-12 12:55:33 PM
5 votes:
I think she's more of a John Goodman playing Linda Tripp

www.toptenz.net

/image is hot
2013-07-12 02:26:38 PM
4 votes:

Marine1: When's this thing over?


Whenever the judge decides to moonlight at the nearest opera house.
2013-07-12 12:55:09 PM
3 votes:
i1.ytimg.com

/you guys are slipping. *I* am King Sh*t of Fark Island for catching this. You're just plebeians.
2013-07-12 07:48:22 PM
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: arentol: Actually it was one of those "tactical flash lights" which are designed specifically to double as a weapon. They are more painful than deadly, but they are very painful and can do significant actual damage if used right.

Penlight.



Tactical Light with Combat Cap



Huge farking difference.


My girlfriend has that top one in her nightstand drawer
2013-07-12 02:21:48 PM
2 votes:
Fat guy in a little cell...
Fat guy in a little cell...
2013-07-12 01:35:22 PM
2 votes:

Eponymous: At least Farley had a since of humor.

And damn.....based on her official picture, that coont has packed on the pounds in the last decade.....looks like she decorated her chambers in a "Hostess" or "Sara Lee" motif.


LAY OFF HER, SHE'S STARVING!!!
2013-07-12 01:28:23 PM
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: bluefoxicy: Which Harry Potter is this?  I don't remember that version of Voldermort.

Oh, it was the one where the mary sue killed the lich king.

[pixelatedgeek.com image 796x363]


If I'd known that was part of the story, I'd have watched Little House on the Prairie more faithfully.
2013-07-12 01:19:01 PM
2 votes:
At least Farley had a since of humor.

And damn.....based on her official picture, that coont has packed on the pounds in the last decade.....looks like she decorated her chambers in a "Hostess" or "Sara Lee" motif.
2013-07-12 12:50:37 PM
2 votes:
Remember that time you made a terrible joke to start your case?  That was awesome!
2013-07-12 05:18:00 PM
1 votes:
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2013-07-12 02:32:54 PM
1 votes:

Griftin Rubes: ok so who died and made you guys King of Sh*t F*ck Island anyways ?


OK now I'm totally changing it up.....

King of Sh*t F*ck Island
2013-07-12 02:31:47 PM
1 votes:

boarch: so much buttery goodness of this


You know who else has buttery goodness?

i.walmartimages.com

Aunt Jemima, that's who.

The new face makes her look like Fireman Bill:

www.lvtsg.com
2013-07-12 02:24:47 PM
1 votes:

sure haven't: My wife and I have been watching a bit of it, and... she just sounds like a dullard.
Can't articulate sentences.
Gets standard phrasing wrong (for example she's an "all intensive porpoises" type)
Stutters and stammers out her point.

What in the blue f*ck? By the time you become a judge, shouldn't you be assured on your feet??


Like these?
i.canvasugc.com
2013-07-12 02:19:19 PM
1 votes:

Magorn: BigNumber12: redmid17: Ripping a new one =/= blatantly favoring the state

Yep. There's been nothing clever or impressive about it. It's been an "I'm the boss of this room, and I don't like you" tantrum the whole time.

or, basically, a judge doing his job and correctly applying the rules of evidence no matter what Farklawyers think abou it.   I've yet to see him make an evidentiary ruling I didn't correctly predict, except the one allowing in evidence of Martin's MJ use,  I would have ruled that irrelevant or more prejudicial than probabtive, myself, but eveything has has been pretty much straight down the line and according to standard practice.


I see you've been paying close attention.
2013-07-12 02:17:22 PM
1 votes:

Magorn: BigNumber12: redmid17: Ripping a new one =/= blatantly favoring the state

Yep. There's been nothing clever or impressive about it. It's been an "I'm the boss of this room, and I don't like you" tantrum the whole time.

or, basically, a judge doing his job and correctly applying the rules of evidence no matter what Farklawyers think abou it.   I've yet to see him make an evidentiary ruling I didn't correctly predict, except the one allowing in evidence of Martin's MJ use,  I would have ruled that irrelevant or more prejudicial than probabtive, myself, but eveything has has been pretty much straight down the line and according to standard practice.


The judge is a woman.
2013-07-12 02:16:40 PM
1 votes:

King Something: fuhfuhfuh: The worst part of this whole trial is the fact that it was pushed to a national stage, rather than be dealt with in Florida (Florida laws and all). The investigation and trial probably would have been over by now had this whole story not been catapulted into the national spotlight. Honestly, who gives a crap about Florida's SYG law other than the residents of Florida?

The investigation and trial only happened in the first place because it was catapulted into the national spotlight, which in turn happened because the Sanford PD tried to sweep the fatal shooting of an unarmed black teen by a (at the time presumed to be) white man under the rug.

/said investigation would eventually reveal that the shooter is not "white," he is "white-Hispanic"


What the fark is a "white Hispanic" - Is it different from a regular Hispanic
2013-07-12 02:09:33 PM
1 votes:

randomjsa: Yes, I'd quit being a fan too if the judge is about as impartial as a judge in China, and obviously has every intention of helping the prosecution get a conviction for something, anything.

Anyone who didn't think this would happen was kidding themselves and anyone who didn't think it would happen after Obama stuck his nose in it is REALLY kidding themselves.


This is the most stunning application of fresh horse manure that actually means nothing I have seen in years.

Thank God he was able to blame Obama for the whole mess before he finished, otherwise I would have assumed it was Meow Said The Dog.
2013-07-12 01:53:04 PM
1 votes:

ZeroPly: crazies waiting for you outside your office building with a Big Gulp cup full of acid...


Lysergic, or sulphuric?
2013-07-12 01:52:15 PM
1 votes:
I wonder how long it will take America to work this particular bit of impacted beef through it's colon.
2013-07-12 01:46:28 PM
1 votes:
Yes, I'd quit being a fan too if the judge is about as impartial as a judge in China, and obviously has every intention of helping the prosecution get a conviction for something, anything.

Anyone who didn't think this would happen was kidding themselves and anyone who didn't think it would happen after Obama stuck his nose in it is REALLY kidding themselves.
2013-07-12 01:44:07 PM
1 votes:

Fail in Human Form: WTF trial were you watching?


Spit out the hook before he sets it!
2013-07-12 01:35:40 PM
1 votes:
I have to admit, (as a guy with no emotional investment in the outcome of the case), that the whiny ineptitude of Zimmerman's defense team and the judge's impatience with it have provided some comic relief to the whole ugly affair.
2013-07-12 01:28:21 PM
1 votes:
FTA-  Nelson, who was admitted to the Florida bar in 1979, earns around $142,000 as a Circuit Court judge (likely far less than what she would make in private practice).


I'll take that bet.
2013-07-12 01:22:33 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: ChipNASA: [i1.ytimg.com image 320x180]

/you guys are slipping. *I* am King Sh*t of Fark Island for catching this. You're just plebeians.


The King is dead.


No, no he's not....he's just really hard to see......

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-12 01:20:30 PM
1 votes:
I suppose the defense attorneys, after this case, will have to LIVE IN A VAN...BY THE RIVER!
2013-07-12 01:12:07 PM
1 votes:
Just release the douche already
the news has made this a race crime since the get go
and I wanna see floorida go buck ass crazy
2013-07-12 01:10:51 PM
1 votes:

bluefoxicy: Which Harry Potter is this?  I don't remember that version of Voldermort.


Oh, it was the one where the mary sue killed the lich king.

pixelatedgeek.com
2013-07-12 01:09:55 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: ChipNASA: [i1.ytimg.com image 320x180]

/you guys are slipping. *I* am King Sh*t of Fark Island for catching this. You're just plebeians.

The King is dead.

[bradhodson.files.wordpress.com image 500x770]

Long live the king.


Which Harry Potter is this?  I don't remember that version of Voldermort.
2013-07-12 12:53:58 PM
1 votes:
I'll be damned. She does remble Farley a little.
2013-07-12 12:50:42 PM
1 votes:
Ripping a new one =/= blatantly favoring the state
2013-07-12 11:52:54 AM
1 votes:
allmyfavoriterockstarsaredead.files.wordpress.com

Why...you sonofabiatch!
 
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