sure haven't: My wife and I have been watching a bit of it, and... she just sounds like a dullard.
Marine1: When's this thing over?
hardinparamedic: arentol: Actually it was one of those "tactical flash lights" which are designed specifically to double as a weapon. They are more painful than deadly, but they are very painful and can do significant actual damage if used right.Penlight.Tactical Light with Combat CapHuge farking difference.
Eponymous: At least Farley had a since of humor.And damn.....based on her official picture, that coont has packed on the pounds in the last decade.....looks like she decorated her chambers in a "Hostess" or "Sara Lee" motif.
hardinparamedic: bluefoxicy: Which Harry Potter is this? I don't remember that version of Voldermort.Oh, it was the one where the mary sue killed the lich king.[pixelatedgeek.com image 796x363]
Griftin Rubes: ok so who died and made you guys King of Sh*t F*ck Island anyways ?
boarch: so much buttery goodness of this
sure haven't: My wife and I have been watching a bit of it, and... she just sounds like a dullard.Can't articulate sentences.Gets standard phrasing wrong (for example she's an "all intensive porpoises" type)Stutters and stammers out her point.What in the blue f*ck? By the time you become a judge, shouldn't you be assured on your feet??
Magorn: BigNumber12: redmid17: Ripping a new one =/= blatantly favoring the stateYep. There's been nothing clever or impressive about it. It's been an "I'm the boss of this room, and I don't like you" tantrum the whole time.or, basically, a judge doing his job and correctly applying the rules of evidence no matter what Farklawyers think abou it. I've yet to see him make an evidentiary ruling I didn't correctly predict, except the one allowing in evidence of Martin's MJ use, I would have ruled that irrelevant or more prejudicial than probabtive, myself, but eveything has has been pretty much straight down the line and according to standard practice.
King Something: fuhfuhfuh: The worst part of this whole trial is the fact that it was pushed to a national stage, rather than be dealt with in Florida (Florida laws and all). The investigation and trial probably would have been over by now had this whole story not been catapulted into the national spotlight. Honestly, who gives a crap about Florida's SYG law other than the residents of Florida?The investigation and trial only happened in the first place because it was catapulted into the national spotlight, which in turn happened because the Sanford PD tried to sweep the fatal shooting of an unarmed black teen by a (at the time presumed to be) white man under the rug./said investigation would eventually reveal that the shooter is not "white," he is "white-Hispanic"
randomjsa: Yes, I'd quit being a fan too if the judge is about as impartial as a judge in China, and obviously has every intention of helping the prosecution get a conviction for something, anything.Anyone who didn't think this would happen was kidding themselves and anyone who didn't think it would happen after Obama stuck his nose in it is REALLY kidding themselves.
ZeroPly: crazies waiting for you outside your office building with a Big Gulp cup full of acid...
Fail in Human Form: WTF trial were you watching?
hardinparamedic: ChipNASA: [i1.ytimg.com image 320x180]/you guys are slipping. *I* am King Sh*t of Fark Island for catching this. You're just plebeians.The King is dead.
bluefoxicy: Which Harry Potter is this? I don't remember that version of Voldermort.
hardinparamedic: ChipNASA: [i1.ytimg.com image 320x180]/you guys are slipping. *I* am King Sh*t of Fark Island for catching this. You're just plebeians.The King is dead.[bradhodson.files.wordpress.com image 500x770]Long live the king.
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