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(The Smoking Gun)   George Zimmerman's attorneys were once big fans of the Chris Farley-lookalike judge that's been ripping them new ones during the trial   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 222
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2013-07-12 11:52:54 AM  
allmyfavoriterockstarsaredead.files.wordpress.com

Why...you sonofabiatch!
 
2013-07-12 12:30:58 PM  
You stole Doris's joke, subby.
 
2013-07-12 12:50:12 PM  
Meh. People still care about this nonsense?
 
2013-07-12 12:50:37 PM  
Remember that time you made a terrible joke to start your case?  That was awesome!
 
2013-07-12 12:50:42 PM  
Ripping a new one =/= blatantly favoring the state
 
2013-07-12 12:53:58 PM  
I'll be damned. She does remble Farley a little.
 
2013-07-12 12:55:09 PM  
i1.ytimg.com

/you guys are slipping. *I* am King Sh*t of Fark Island for catching this. You're just plebeians.
 
2013-07-12 12:55:33 PM  
I think she's more of a John Goodman playing Linda Tripp

www.toptenz.net

/image is hot
 
2013-07-12 12:55:56 PM  
I kinda thought she looks like bloated Ozzy in the mid-80's...
 
2013-07-12 12:59:34 PM  
100$ in a campaign is little.
 
2013-07-12 01:03:24 PM  

Slam Bradley: I think she's more of a John Goodman playing Linda Tripp

[www.toptenz.net image 400x302]

/image is hot


That actually was the first thing that came to mind when first I saw a photo of her Honor.
Goodman definitely gets the role.
 
2013-07-12 01:04:01 PM  
that's why they shopped around until they got her
 
2013-07-12 01:06:41 PM  

ChipNASA: [i1.ytimg.com image 320x180]

/you guys are slipping. *I* am King Sh*t of Fark Island for catching this. You're just plebeians.


The King is dead.

bradhodson.files.wordpress.com

Long live the king.
 
2013-07-12 01:07:42 PM  
She has set up a relatively easy appeal should the outcome be anything but favorable for the defense.
 
2013-07-12 01:09:55 PM  

hardinparamedic: ChipNASA: [i1.ytimg.com image 320x180]

/you guys are slipping. *I* am King Sh*t of Fark Island for catching this. You're just plebeians.

The King is dead.

[bradhodson.files.wordpress.com image 500x770]

Long live the king.


Which Harry Potter is this?  I don't remember that version of Voldermort.
 
2013-07-12 01:10:12 PM  

redmid17: Ripping a new one =/= blatantly favoring the state


Yep. There's been nothing clever or impressive about it. It's been an "I'm the boss of this room, and I don't like you" tantrum the whole time.
 
2013-07-12 01:10:51 PM  

bluefoxicy: Which Harry Potter is this?  I don't remember that version of Voldermort.


Oh, it was the one where the mary sue killed the lich king.

pixelatedgeek.com
 
2013-07-12 01:12:07 PM  
Just release the douche already
the news has made this a race crime since the get go
and I wanna see floorida go buck ass crazy
 
2013-07-12 01:13:46 PM  

natas6.0: Just release the douche already
the news has made this a race crime since the get go
and I wanna see floorida go buck ass crazy


around 5-6pm tonight things will go crazy whether he is released or not.
 
2013-07-12 01:15:37 PM  
Subby's a thief!
 
2013-07-12 01:17:02 PM  

BigNumber12: redmid17: Ripping a new one =/= blatantly favoring the state

Yep. There's been nothing clever or impressive about it. It's been an "I'm the boss of this room, and I don't like you" tantrum the whole time.


Her actions are going to guarantee an appeal if he's convicted of anything.  Then we get to do the whole thing over again.  It's almost as though the government wants this to distract us from something.
 
2013-07-12 01:17:23 PM  
Was this linked to the Drudge report or something?  The comments below the article are all DERP 57 STATES.
 
2013-07-12 01:19:01 PM  
At least Farley had a since of humor.

And damn.....based on her official picture, that coont has packed on the pounds in the last decade.....looks like she decorated her chambers in a "Hostess" or "Sara Lee" motif.
 
2013-07-12 01:20:02 PM  
So apparently people think this is a personal thing between the lawyers and judge, rather than looking good on the news, and not having crazies waiting for you outside your office building with a Big Gulp cup full of acid...

The judge has gone out of her way to make sure no one can accuse her of being sympathetic to the defense. But I don't get the "lesser charges" bit. Can't the defense just say "we didn't defend against those charges because we didn't know we had to"? Obviously if they tried to tack on a trespass charge, that would have made a difference to the witness list and cross examination.
 
2013-07-12 01:20:30 PM  
I suppose the defense attorneys, after this case, will have to LIVE IN A VAN...BY THE RIVER!
 
2013-07-12 01:22:05 PM  
the two lawyers representing accused murderer George Zimmerman actually donated money to the prickly jurist's first election campaign, records show.

No, that's called covering your bets.
 
2013-07-12 01:22:33 PM  

hardinparamedic: ChipNASA: [i1.ytimg.com image 320x180]

/you guys are slipping. *I* am King Sh*t of Fark Island for catching this. You're just plebeians.


The King is dead.


No, no he's not....he's just really hard to see......

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-12 01:25:50 PM  
So, as a Canadian who has little interest in this fiasco... What's this judge doing to these lawyers?  I'm gathering she's being very harsh and critical against them, but is it deserved or is the general consensus that she's hoping to convict a killer?
 
2013-07-12 01:26:32 PM  

redmid17: Ripping a new one =/= blatantly favoring the state

making sure the defendant, not the victim, is prosecuted

FTFY
 
2013-07-12 01:27:40 PM  

GaidinCanuck: So, as a Canadian who has little interest in this fiasco... What's this judge doing to these lawyers?  I'm gathering she's being very harsh and critical against them, but is it deserved or is the general consensus that she's hoping to convict a killer?


Well, the defendant did lie about his finances to get a lower bail, and it has been downhill since then.
 
2013-07-12 01:28:21 PM  
FTA-  Nelson, who was admitted to the Florida bar in 1979, earns around $142,000 as a Circuit Court judge (likely far less than what she would make in private practice).


I'll take that bet.
 
2013-07-12 01:28:23 PM  

hardinparamedic: bluefoxicy: Which Harry Potter is this?  I don't remember that version of Voldermort.

Oh, it was the one where the mary sue killed the lich king.

[pixelatedgeek.com image 796x363]


If I'd known that was part of the story, I'd have watched Little House on the Prairie more faithfully.
 
2013-07-12 01:29:11 PM  

Xcott: Was this linked to the Drudge report or something?  The comments below the article are all DERP 57 STATES.


This.
 
2013-07-12 01:29:33 PM  

domine: She has set up a relatively easy appeal should the outcome be anything but favorable for the defense.

 
2013-07-12 01:33:37 PM  

Raging Whore Moans: Xcott: Was this linked to the Drudge report or something?  The comments below the article are all DERP 57 STATES.

This.


Does that count Puerto Rico, Guam, Virgin Islands, Samoa, and the other three?
 
2013-07-12 01:34:32 PM  
She looks like Jabba the Hut to me.
 
2013-07-12 01:35:22 PM  

Eponymous: At least Farley had a since of humor.

And damn.....based on her official picture, that coont has packed on the pounds in the last decade.....looks like she decorated her chambers in a "Hostess" or "Sara Lee" motif.


LAY OFF HER, SHE'S STARVING!!!
 
2013-07-12 01:35:40 PM  
I have to admit, (as a guy with no emotional investment in the outcome of the case), that the whiny ineptitude of Zimmerman's defense team and the judge's impatience with it have provided some comic relief to the whole ugly affair.
 
2013-07-12 01:38:55 PM  

GaidinCanuck: So, as a Canadian who has little interest in this fiasco... What's this judge doing to these lawyers?  I'm gathering she's being very harsh and critical against them, but is it deserved or is the general consensus that she's hoping to convict a killer?


That's what I, as a fellow foreigner, was hoping to find out. Of what does "Nelson's wrath" consist?
 
2013-07-12 01:41:51 PM  

culebra: I have to admit, (as a guy with no emotional investment in the outcome of the case), that the whiny ineptitude of Zimmerman's defense team and the judge's impatience with it have provided some comic relief to the whole ugly affair.


WTF trial were you watching?
 
2013-07-12 01:41:52 PM  

ChipNASA: [i1.ytimg.com image 320x180]

/you guys are slipping. *I* am King Sh*t of Fark Island for catching this. You're just plebeians.


Okay I'm just going to have to ask why the fark you keep posting that.
 
2013-07-12 01:44:02 PM  

A Terrible Human: ChipNASA: [i1.ytimg.com image 320x180]

/you guys are slipping. *I* am King Sh*t of Fark Island for catching this. You're just plebeians.

Okay I'm just going to have to ask why the fark you keep posting that.


When you're King Sh*t of F*ck Island, you do what you want.
 
2013-07-12 01:44:07 PM  

Fail in Human Form: WTF trial were you watching?


Spit out the hook before he sets it!
 
2013-07-12 01:44:42 PM  

Hobodeluxe: that's why they shopped around until they got her


I've been assured that she's in the tank for Obama. So no.
 
2013-07-12 01:45:03 PM  

culebra: I have to admit, (as a guy with no emotional investment in the outcome of the case), that the whiny ineptitude of Zimmerman's defense team and the judge's impatience with it have provided some comic relief to the whole ugly affair.


Ok so what happened? Last I remember the prosecution had a dumb witness (whose picture, incidentally, still gets posted frequently by Fark racists to 'prove' black people's inferiority) who didn't exactly work to their advantage. Have the tables been turned, then?
 
2013-07-12 01:46:11 PM  

Fail in Human Form: culebra: I have to admit, (as a guy with no emotional investment in the outcome of the case), that the whiny ineptitude of Zimmerman's defense team and the judge's impatience with it have provided some comic relief to the whole ugly affair.

WTF trial were you watching?


Hey, yeah, no guy...you're right: Zimmerman's the real victim here.
 
2013-07-12 01:46:19 PM  
My wife and I have been watching a bit of it, and... she just sounds like a dullard.
Can't articulate sentences.
Gets standard phrasing wrong (for example she's an "all intensive porpoises" type)
Stutters and stammers out her point.

What in the blue f*ck? By the time you become a judge, shouldn't you be assured on your feet??
 
2013-07-12 01:46:28 PM  
Yes, I'd quit being a fan too if the judge is about as impartial as a judge in China, and obviously has every intention of helping the prosecution get a conviction for something, anything.

Anyone who didn't think this would happen was kidding themselves and anyone who didn't think it would happen after Obama stuck his nose in it is REALLY kidding themselves.
 
2013-07-12 01:50:02 PM  

Mrbogey: 100$ in a campaign is little.


Dude thats like 50 packs of skittles
 
2013-07-12 01:50:16 PM  

culebra: I have to admit, (as a guy with no emotional investment in the outcome of the case), that the whiny ineptitude of Zimmerman's defense team and the judge's impatience with it have provided some comic relief to the whole ugly affair.


Commas and parentheses serve the same function in setting a clause apart here, and are therefore redundant.

/It's Pedant Friday at my work.
//Which is from home, and there isn't any, since I'm off for the summer.
 
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