LectertheChef: k4mi: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x316]Ok, so why does it have a giant dildo on its arm?
HotWingAgenda: Here's the thing: if Michael Bay released the exact same f*cking movie, it would be universally panned and there would be a nonstop Fark hatefest over it. The fact that a great dramatic filmmaker can make a piece of steaming sh*t like this and get a pass just because of who he is makes me want to dropkick a bunny rabbit.
CptnSpldng: Ringshadow: If we've been fighting Kaiju (sea dwelling giant monsters) for twenty years why do we still have coastal cities? Why not pack everyone's shiat, move to Kansas and bait the Kaiju onto large chunks of now-empty land to deal with them?/in theory any large sea-dwelling creature will start to organ crush if on land too long!I see the flaw in your cunning plan.
Swoop1809: SPOILERSWhy didnt they use the goddamn swords the whole time?? They freaking sharknadoed a monster with the sword under water.
thecpt: Jim from Saint Paul: Evangelion unit 01?2?FARK YOU I WANT LIVE ACTION EVA NOW.WITHOUT SHINJI
Sgt Otter: Cubicle Jockey: nitefallz: scottydoesntknow: A current drone, such as a Predator armed with Hellfire missiles, would make quick work of that dude.But the fight scenes would be boring. And so we get Transformers-like things.Meh.A few hellfire missiles are going to take down a 300 foot, 2000 ton monster?Considering that the trailers showed that conventional weaponry didn't seem to work, it's a strange thing for him to have a nitpick on.Wild Mass Guessing: The kaijus have an outrageous healing factor that requires a singular massive damaging strike to kill or injure them?I haven't seen it yet, but a friend mentioned that the Kaiju's blood is EXTREMELY toxic, so killing just one with conventional weapons in the ocean is like creating a BP oil spill every time. They developed the Jaegars to basically bludgeon them to death.
PsyLord: Dafuq is this shiat? Subby should be ashamed of submitting this and the mod should stop drinking... NOW.
loki see loki do: They should name one Chumley.
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