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2013-07-12 11:01:52 AM  
Looks like a Power Rangers movie without the campy humor. Pass.

Power Rangers: Humans sit in giant robots and fight giant monsters.
Pacific Rim: Humans sit in giant robots and fight giant monsters.
 
2013-07-12 11:52:57 AM  
Dafuq is this shiat?  Subby should be ashamed of submitting this and the mod should stop drinking... NOW.
 
2013-07-12 11:57:45 AM  
Your blog sucks?


Walker: Looks like a Power Rangers movie without the campy humor. Pass.

Power Rangers: Humans sit in giant robots and fight giant monsters.
Pacific Rim: Humans sit in giant robots and fight giant monsters.


It is a godzilla movie.
 
2013-07-12 11:58:13 AM  
Weedlord Bonerhitler.
 
2013-07-12 11:59:13 AM  
Why would what are essentially giant humans be the best weapon against monsters?  Without any weapons, humans are lousy fighters and, naturally, would end up as bear poop or tiger poop.  Why not fight the monsters with quadcopter drones armed with missiles, nets, or whatever else it takes to kill these things?
 
JRB
2013-07-12 11:59:16 AM  
Fantastic! I was chuckling even before I reached the final "punchline" title. Reminds me of Iain M. Banks and his darkly named spaceships.
 
2013-07-12 12:00:41 PM  

PsyLord: Dafuq is this shiat?  Subby should be ashamed of submitting this and the mod should stop drinking... NOW.


Said mod's reply is reportedly "nevvuz!!"
 
2013-07-12 12:02:40 PM  

IntertubeUser: Why would what are essentially giant humans be the best weapon against monsters?  Without any weapons, humans are lousy fighters and, naturally, would end up as bear poop or tiger poop.  Why not fight the monsters with quadcopter drones armed with missiles, nets, or whatever else it takes to kill these things?



If you see the movie, this is explained.
 
2013-07-12 12:04:31 PM  
OK, that was funny. +1

/Subby = LOL Master.
 
2013-07-12 12:04:53 PM  
I saw the movie in IMAX last night and was really thrilled.  It's not Shakespeare but who would even think that?  What the fark are you expecting from this genre?

I expected giant mechs fighting giant monsters.  That's what I got in the best visual presentation of the genre in the history of film making and everyone in the theater farking loved it.  Of course the theater was full of nerds, too.

You have to see the movie to answer some of those obvious questions as to why big robots instead of whatever else, or nukes, etc.  Some of that information is online too.
 
2013-07-12 12:05:45 PM  
I was expecting "Large Richard."
 
2013-07-12 12:06:50 PM  
... Captain dicksmcbonerdong?
 
2013-07-12 12:08:14 PM  
Isn't Diarrhea Touchdown and Benedict Cumberbatch the same mech?
 
2013-07-12 12:08:43 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-12 12:09:53 PM  

thecpt: ... Captain dicksmcbonerdong?


All that name conjures up for me is inferior fantasy baseball teams. Pass.

/I kid
 
2013-07-12 12:11:48 PM  

IntertubeUser: Why would what are essentially giant humans be the best weapon against monsters?  Without any weapons, humans are lousy fighters and, naturally, would end up as bear poop or tiger poop.  Why not fight the monsters with quadcopter drones armed with missiles, nets, or whatever else it takes to kill these things?


That's a pretty dumb thing to say considering a guy built a bear-proof suit which is essentially what these mechs are. No one's expecting a human to punch out Cthulhu, they are expecting a 500 foot tall, 2,500 ton behemoth made out of solid steel to be able to do that.

assets.motherboard.tv
 
2013-07-12 12:11:54 PM  
I forsee some of those names being used as alts soon
 
2013-07-12 12:12:52 PM  
www.liveforfilms.com
THUNDERFIST NADSLAPPER
 
2013-07-12 12:14:02 PM  
Can't we all just get along?

photos1.blogger.com
 
2013-07-12 12:14:50 PM  
I liked it more than Man of Steel.
 
2013-07-12 12:16:04 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-12 12:16:09 PM  
news.bbcimg.co.uk
FRUMP McSCOWLNPOUT
 
2013-07-12 12:16:19 PM  
Biff McHugeLarge

/mst3k did it
 
2013-07-12 12:17:03 PM  
I don't understand why you can put countries on there?
 
2013-07-12 12:18:03 PM  
s21.postimg.org

what happens after too much Jaeger
 
2013-07-12 12:18:09 PM  

scottydoesntknow: IntertubeUser: Why would what are essentially giant humans be the best weapon against monsters?  Without any weapons, humans are lousy fighters and, naturally, would end up as bear poop or tiger poop.  Why not fight the monsters with quadcopter drones armed with missiles, nets, or whatever else it takes to kill these things?

That's a pretty dumb thing to say considering a guy built a bear-proof suit which is essentially what these mechs are. No one's expecting a human to punch out Cthulhu, they are expecting a 500 foot tall, 2,500 ton behemoth made out of solid steel to be able to do that.

[assets.motherboard.tv image 584x329]


A current drone, such as a Predator armed with Hellfire missiles, would make quick work of that dude.

But the fight scenes would be boring.  And so we get Transformers-like things.

Meh.
 
2013-07-12 12:21:22 PM  

IntertubeUser: scottydoesntknow: IntertubeUser: Why would what are essentially giant humans be the best weapon against monsters?  Without any weapons, humans are lousy fighters and, naturally, would end up as bear poop or tiger poop.  Why not fight the monsters with quadcopter drones armed with missiles, nets, or whatever else it takes to kill these things?

That's a pretty dumb thing to say considering a guy built a bear-proof suit which is essentially what these mechs are. No one's expecting a human to punch out Cthulhu, they are expecting a 500 foot tall, 2,500 ton behemoth made out of solid steel to be able to do that.

[assets.motherboard.tv image 584x329]

A current drone, such as a Predator armed with Hellfire missiles, would make quick work of that dude.

But the fight scenes would be boring.  And so we get Transformers-like things.

Meh.


A few hellfire missiles are going to take down a 300 foot, 2000 ton monster?
 
2013-07-12 12:27:19 PM  

nitefallz: IntertubeUser: scottydoesntknow: IntertubeUser: Why would what are essentially giant humans be the best weapon against monsters?  Without any weapons, humans are lousy fighters and, naturally, would end up as bear poop or tiger poop.  Why not fight the monsters with quadcopter drones armed with missiles, nets, or whatever else it takes to kill these things?

That's a pretty dumb thing to say considering a guy built a bear-proof suit which is essentially what these mechs are. No one's expecting a human to punch out Cthulhu, they are expecting a 500 foot tall, 2,500 ton behemoth made out of solid steel to be able to do that.

[assets.motherboard.tv image 584x329]

A current drone, such as a Predator armed with Hellfire missiles, would make quick work of that dude.

But the fight scenes would be boring.  And so we get Transformers-like things.

Meh.

A few hellfire missiles are going to take down a 300 foot, 2000 ton monster?


It's the high tech version of sweep the leg
 
2013-07-12 12:32:48 PM  
They should name one Chumley.
 
2013-07-12 12:33:31 PM  

PsyLord: Dafuq is this shiat?  Subby should be ashamed of submitting this and the mod should stop drinking... NOW.


I'm sorry, 'Vandersloot Assgiraffe' made me laugh loud enough for people to look at me. It was worth clicking on the page.
 
2013-07-12 12:33:53 PM  

nitefallz: scottydoesntknow:

 A current drone, such as a Predator armed with Hellfire missiles, would make quick work of that dude.
But the fight scenes would be boring. And so we get Transformers-like things.
Meh.

A few hellfire missiles are going to take down a 300 foot, 2000 ton monster?



Considering that the trailers showed that conventional weaponry didn't seem to work, it's a strange thing for him to have a nitpick on.

Wild Mass Guessing: The kaijus have an outrageous healing factor that requires a singular massive damaging strike to kill or injure them?
 
2013-07-12 12:36:03 PM  

nitefallz: I saw the movie in IMAX last night and was really thrilled.  It's not Shakespeare but who would even think that?  What the fark are you expecting from this genre?

I expected giant mechs fighting giant monsters.  That's what I got in the best visual presentation of the genre in the history of film making and everyone in the theater farking loved it.  Of course the theater was full of nerds, too.

You have to see the movie to answer some of those obvious questions as to why big robots instead of whatever else, or nukes, etc.  Some of that information is online too.


but did any of the mechs transform from a fighter to a flyer, or did any of the mechs assemble into a larger mech?
 
2013-07-12 12:38:19 PM  

k4mi: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x316]


Ok, so why does it have a giant dildo on its arm?
 
2013-07-12 12:38:37 PM  
Throatwobbler Mangrove!
 
2013-07-12 12:43:24 PM  

LectertheChef: k4mi: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x316]

Ok, so why does it have a giant dildo on its arm?


Robot on Keiju Porn
 
2013-07-12 12:44:14 PM  
Big McLargehugerobot!
 
2013-07-12 12:44:29 PM  

loonatic112358: nitefallz: I saw the movie in IMAX last night and was really thrilled.  It's not Shakespeare but who would even think that?  What the fark are you expecting from this genre?

I expected giant mechs fighting giant monsters.  That's what I got in the best visual presentation of the genre in the history of film making and everyone in the theater farking loved it.  Of course the theater was full of nerds, too.

You have to see the movie to answer some of those obvious questions as to why big robots instead of whatever else, or nukes, etc.  Some of that information is online too.

but did any of the mechs transform from a fighter to a flyer, or did any of the mechs assemble into a larger mech?


No, that would've been retarded in this movie.
 
2013-07-12 12:45:34 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: nitefallz: scottydoesntknow: A current drone, such as a Predator armed with Hellfire missiles, would make quick work of that dude.
But the fight scenes would be boring. And so we get Transformers-like things.
Meh.

A few hellfire missiles are going to take down a 300 foot, 2000 ton monster?


Considering that the trailers showed that conventional weaponry didn't seem to work, it's a strange thing for him to have a nitpick on.

Wild Mass Guessing: The kaijus have an outrageous healing factor that requires a singular massive damaging strike to kill or injure them?



Super-dense due to the giant size. For their bones/muscles to support that much weight, they're denser than anything else around, so conventional stuff doesn't work well (it does, but takes forever to whittle them down). Nukes work, but when the monster is in the middle of a densely populated/built-up area that people might want to return to some day, not the greatest of options.

/saw it last night, will see again
 
2013-07-12 12:46:51 PM  

EnormousGreenRageMonster: /saw it last night, will see again


I'm seeing it in exactly 3 hours (well 2 hourse, 59 minutes). I can't wait.
 
2013-07-12 12:49:10 PM  

loki see loki do: They should name one Chumley.


I didn't see an option for 'obese' in the creation settings.
 
2013-07-12 12:50:19 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: nitefallz: scottydoesntknow: A current drone, such as a Predator armed with Hellfire missiles, would make quick work of that dude.
But the fight scenes would be boring. And so we get Transformers-like things.
Meh.

A few hellfire missiles are going to take down a 300 foot, 2000 ton monster?


Considering that the trailers showed that conventional weaponry didn't seem to work, it's a strange thing for him to have a nitpick on.

Wild Mass Guessing: The kaijus have an outrageous healing factor that requires a singular massive damaging strike to kill or injure them?


You need to flip the crab over to strike at its weak point for massive damage.

/or however the hell that meme goes...
 
2013-07-12 12:53:36 PM  

LectertheChef: k4mi: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x316]

Ok, so why does it have a giant dildo on its arm?


Death by snu snu?
 
2013-07-12 12:53:56 PM  
I don't get it.
 
2013-07-12 12:54:52 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-12 12:57:12 PM  

scottydoesntknow: EnormousGreenRageMonster: /saw it last night, will see again

I'm seeing it in exactly 3 hours (well 2 hourse, 59 minutes). I can't wait.


Will see it this weekend.   Dont' want to battle the crowds so I might wait until Sunday night.
 
2013-07-12 12:57:53 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: nitefallz: scottydoesntknow: A current drone, such as a Predator armed with Hellfire missiles, would make quick work of that dude.
But the fight scenes would be boring. And so we get Transformers-like things.
Meh.

A few hellfire missiles are going to take down a 300 foot, 2000 ton monster?


Considering that the trailers showed that conventional weaponry didn't seem to work, it's a strange thing for him to have a nitpick on.

Wild Mass Guessing: The kaijus have an outrageous healing factor that requires a singular massive damaging strike to kill or injure them?


No on the healing.
 
2013-07-12 01:01:32 PM  
d.pr
 
2013-07-12 01:08:51 PM  

Walker: Looks like a Power Rangers movie without the campy humor. Pass.

Power Rangers: Humans sit in giant robots and fight giant monsters.
Pacific Rim: Humans sit in giant robots and fight giant monsters.


8/10 You were getting my blood boiling and then  I realized... Good jorb
 
2013-07-12 01:10:29 PM  

TV's Vinnie: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 464x261]
FRUMP McSCOWLNPOUT


Hero is a word that I rarely use, but in your case I think it is well deserved.

/Outstanding.
 
2013-07-12 01:14:06 PM  

PsyLord: Dafuq is this shiat?  Subby should be ashamed of submitting this and the mod should stop drinking... NOW.


I was right there with you until Benidict Cumberbatch. Not sure why but that cracked my shiat up.
 
2013-07-12 01:15:07 PM  

k4mi: I don't understand why you can put countries on there?


Probably because in the movie it isn't a unified world government?

I mean, that's what makes sense to me...
 
2013-07-12 01:18:33 PM  
Still missing:
Big McLargehuge
Roll Fizzlebeef
Bob Johnson
 
2013-07-12 01:18:56 PM  
Evangelion unit 01?
2?

FARK YOU I WANT LIVE ACTION EVA NOW.
 
2013-07-12 01:21:49 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Evangelion unit 01?
2?

FARK YOU I WANT LIVE ACTION EVA NOW.


WITHOUT SHINJI
 
2013-07-12 01:28:18 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: nitefallz: scottydoesntknow: A current drone, such as a Predator armed with Hellfire missiles, would make quick work of that dude.
But the fight scenes would be boring. And so we get Transformers-like things.
Meh.

A few hellfire missiles are going to take down a 300 foot, 2000 ton monster?


Considering that the trailers showed that conventional weaponry didn't seem to work, it's a strange thing for him to have a nitpick on.

Wild Mass Guessing: The kaijus have an outrageous healing factor that requires a singular massive damaging strike to kill or injure them?


I haven't seen it yet, but a friend mentioned that the Kaiju's blood is EXTREMELY toxic, so killing just one with conventional weapons in the ocean is like creating a BP oil spill every time.  They developed the Jaegars to basically bludgeon them to death.
 
2013-07-12 01:30:32 PM  

Sgt Otter: Cubicle Jockey: nitefallz: scottydoesntknow: A current drone, such as a Predator armed with Hellfire missiles, would make quick work of that dude.
But the fight scenes would be boring. And so we get Transformers-like things.
Meh.

A few hellfire missiles are going to take down a 300 foot, 2000 ton monster?


Considering that the trailers showed that conventional weaponry didn't seem to work, it's a strange thing for him to have a nitpick on.

Wild Mass Guessing: The kaijus have an outrageous healing factor that requires a singular massive damaging strike to kill or injure them?

I haven't seen it yet, but a friend mentioned that the Kaiju's blood is EXTREMELY toxic, so killing just one with conventional weapons in the ocean is like creating a BP oil spill every time.  They developed the Jaegars to basically bludgeon them to death.


"It's too dangerous to oceanic wildlife if we blow them up at sea. Better wait until they're in downtown Hong Kong where it's safer."
 
2013-07-12 01:34:28 PM  
I lost it at Wrangler J. Christmastits. Something about a giant robot with a middle initial cracks me up.
 
2013-07-12 01:36:15 PM  
I honestly didn't see the Benedict Cumberbatch one coming. That was genuinely funny. All the other hyperbolically-fake-and-ridiculous names were a set-up for that one actual name at the end.
 
2013-07-12 01:38:08 PM  

k4mi:


That's Fister Roboto, pal! He's a learning robot.
 
2013-07-12 01:53:36 PM  
These would be great dick nicknames and even better if some of you people demanded your ladies to call your junk that during sexy times.
 
2013-07-12 02:05:22 PM  

LeroyBourne: These would be great dick nicknames and even better if some of you people demanded your ladies to call your junk that during sexy times.


I'm gonna have my lady call mine by the robot name I came up with earlier: Buttplug McNasty... It works perfectly, thanks for the idea...
 
2013-07-12 02:11:17 PM  
Grointhumper Turdmagnet
 
2013-07-12 02:12:06 PM  

Madison_Smiled: I lost it at Wrangler J. Christmastits. Something about a giant robot with a middle initial cracks me up.


I started losing at that point, but Benedict Cumberbatch made me laugh loud enough to attract the boss's attention.  Nicely done.
 
2013-07-12 02:13:19 PM  
Big O it's showtime!
 
2013-07-12 02:14:41 PM  
Had to stifle laughing out loud when I got to the punchline. Wrangler J. Christmastits also had me snickering silently.

Can't wait to see this tomorrow. Would probably be seeing it tonight, but GF agree to go see it with me as long as she could be in a sufficiently... altered state of mind since it's really not her thing.
 
2013-07-12 02:17:04 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-12 02:17:51 PM  
That was anti-funny
 
2013-07-12 02:19:26 PM  

PsyLord: LectertheChef: k4mi: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x316]

Ok, so why does it have a giant dildo on its arm?

Death by snu snu?


He has the giant round fist to spread 'em, then the turbo powered dildo to finish them off.
Not sure if they are trying to bludgeon the monsters, or pleasure them to death.
 
2013-07-12 02:20:12 PM  

LeroyBourne: These would be great dick nicknames and even better if some of you people demanded your ladies to call your junk that during sexy times.


I agree.  Benedict Cumberbatch would be a fantastic name for your junk.
 
2013-07-12 02:29:54 PM  
This really should have been on the main page.  This could have been epic!
 
2013-07-12 02:32:43 PM  
What no mecha barbara streisand?
 
2013-07-12 02:34:38 PM  
Dangly-bits Dilldozer
 
2013-07-12 02:39:30 PM  
Bitemecrank Matey

/yarrr
 
2013-07-12 02:41:16 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-07-12 02:42:08 PM  

thecpt: Jim from Saint Paul: Evangelion unit 01?
2?

FARK YOU I WANT LIVE ACTION EVA NOW.

WITHOUT SHINJI


THEN WE WOULD CALL IT GUNDAM. AND GUNDAM SUCKS. *NO*
 
2013-07-12 02:42:18 PM  
SuckitMcMahon   sponsered by D generation X
 
2013-07-12 03:01:41 PM  
If we've been fighting Kaiju (sea dwelling giant monsters) for twenty years why do we still have coastal cities? Why not pack everyone's shiat, move to Kansas and bait the Kaiju onto large chunks of now-empty land to deal with them?

/in theory any large sea-dwelling creature will start to organ crush if on land too long!
 
2013-07-12 03:06:39 PM  
Seeing it in two hours at a swank theater with booze.  Boss is treating. Hasn't even started and it's epic already.
 
2013-07-12 03:07:32 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Sgt Otter: Cubicle Jockey: nitefallz: scottydoesntknow: A current drone, such as a Predator armed with Hellfire missiles, would make quick work of that dude.
But the fight scenes would be boring. And so we get Transformers-like things.
Meh.

A few hellfire missiles are going to take down a 300 foot, 2000 ton monster?


Considering that the trailers showed that conventional weaponry didn't seem to work, it's a strange thing for him to have a nitpick on.

Wild Mass Guessing: The kaijus have an outrageous healing factor that requires a singular massive damaging strike to kill or injure them?

I haven't seen it yet, but a friend mentioned that the Kaiju's blood is EXTREMELY toxic, so killing just one with conventional weapons in the ocean is like creating a BP oil spill every time.  They developed the Jaegars to basically bludgeon them to death.

"It's too dangerous to oceanic wildlife if we blow them up at sea. Better wait until they're in downtown Hong Kong where it's safer."

\

All of these "plot holes" are explained by "shut up, it's a movie in which giant robots are built to stop giant monsters from destroying Earth."

1) Why would giant robots be the best weapon against these monsters?
a) Because shut up, it's a movie in which giant robots are built to stop giant monsters from destroying Earth.

2) Why don't they just shoot them with nukes?
a) Because shut up, it's a movie in which giant robots are built to stop giant monsters from destroying Earth.

...etc.

It's a hilarious B-movie script shot with the finest in AAA Hollywood visuals by an accomplished director with both an immense passion for the genre and a finely tuned ability to translate fantasy action to the big screen. If you go in and don't take it any more seriously than del Toro did when he was making it, you'll probably have a really great time.

But really, I think you should go see it because shut up, it's a movie in which giant robots are built to stop giant monsters from destroying Earth.
 
2013-07-12 03:11:32 PM  
peepton.com

i1.ytimg.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-12 03:13:07 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-12 03:17:30 PM  
they would party with Wrangler J Christmastits...
www.collectiondx.com
/hot like a diarrhea touchdown
 
2013-07-12 03:32:20 PM  

Ringshadow: If we've been fighting Kaiju (sea dwelling giant monsters) for twenty years why do we still have coastal cities? Why not pack everyone's shiat, move to Kansas and bait the Kaiju onto large chunks of now-empty land to deal with them?

/in theory any large sea-dwelling creature will start to organ crush if on land too long!


If hurricanes and tsunamis can't convince us not to live there, Kaiju haven't a chance.

/ "When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp."
 
2013-07-12 03:44:54 PM  

IExpectAKill: [peepton.com image 624x344]

[i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 649x399]


That first profile shot looks ALOT like Rob Schnider in blackface.
 
2013-07-12 03:50:23 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: thecpt: Jim from Saint Paul: Evangelion unit 01?
2?

FARK YOU I WANT LIVE ACTION EVA NOW.

WITHOUT SHINJI

THEN WE WOULD CALL IT GUNDAM. AND GUNDAM SUCKS. *NO*


i326.photobucket.com
/I'm just gonna pimp Gun X Sword while I'm here
 
2013-07-12 03:51:52 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-12 04:07:51 PM  
img191.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-12 04:15:55 PM  
Just got back. Movie kicks all sorts of ass, sideways, upside down, etc. I've seen a lot of dumb action sci-fi junk over the years, but this looked the best. It's simply gorgeous, beautiful. Yeah, there's a definitive sag in the middle, when the humans have to do human stuff. It's not good, but it's not so terrible as to derail the greatest action beat downs in cinema. Also, it's just cheesy/campy enough to be endearing. I mean, it's a big time summer blockbuster, but that's still Jax from SAMCRO, walking around the Jaeger base w/ his pants in his hand, acting like he's about to grab his bike and go after Clay (who's also in this movie!) Also, there's a goofy plot contrivance to get Jax's robot fighting solo in Hong Kong that's got to be one of the dumbest, funniest, and most memorable lines in sci-fi history. It's like the ultimate hipster rallying cry, and it makes the movie better, BECAUSE it's so dumb. Also, the Russian pilots in their gear look totally bad-ass, that's going to be a very popular Halloween/cosplay get up for years to come.

A+. Its silly flaws somehow make it better. Simply the best visual effects I've ever seen. And Idris Elba got me pregnant, and I'm a dude.

/"It's the end of the world. You want to die here, or in a Jaeger?"
//table finishes their shots
 
2013-07-12 04:19:36 PM  
Its my understanding from something i read a while back that the reason for giant robots instead of conventional weapons is that the Kaijus blood is extremely toxic and volatile, they blew up one of the first ones and turned, iirc, Tiujana or somewhere into a poisinous no mans land. Better to beat them to death and contain things. I think there was also some big cauterizing sword in one of the trailers?

Busy this weekend, and on vacation the next, but will definitly be seeing this ASAP.
 
2013-07-12 04:20:34 PM  
Why are people arguing about the most realistic way to fight giant monsters in the ocean?
 
2013-07-12 04:22:50 PM  
... So where's F*ckface von Clownstick?

/even now, I can't even *think* that name without laughing...
 
2013-07-12 04:43:42 PM  
Cyno01:  the Kaijus blood is extremely toxic and volatile, they blew up one of the first ones and turned, iirc, Tiujana or somewhere into a poisinous no mans land.

So, an improvement then?

/Totally sneaking out of work to see this next week.
 
2013-07-12 04:45:17 PM  

FunkOut: Why are people arguing about the most realistic way to fight giant monsters in the ocean?


Because the larger the mob, the lower the IQ.
 
2013-07-12 04:50:10 PM  
I had CRANK MCLARGEHUGE all set to go and then Chrome crashed :(
 
2013-07-12 05:47:43 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: they would party with Wrangler J Christmastits...
[www.collectiondx.com image 616x456]
/hot like a diarrhea touchdown




Shogun Warriors!

Hey, the shooty things are missing.

But I gotta give it up to Voltron. Mum-Ra, giant robots, and the best part Robeast!
galacticwatercooler.com
 
2013-07-12 06:17:42 PM  
I have a general criticism for giant standing tanks or flip flopping spacecraft in sci-fi...

If you move a 100 foot arm (or moment arm) with the same angular speed as a human arm; you'll shred any material you could use to build it.

Unless you've got control over mass-inertia. Then you can write a blank cheque.
 
2013-07-12 06:21:45 PM  

wildcardjack: I have a general criticism for giant standing tanks or flip flopping spacecraft in sci-fi...

If you move a 100 foot arm (or moment arm) with the same angular speed as a human arm; you'll shred any material you could use to build it.

Unless you've got control over mass-inertia. Then you can write a blank cheque.


In generalized terms, I find that a basic understanding of physics is what makes Japanese anime and mecha movies in general much better. Non-Japanese directors don't seem to understand that breaking all of the rules doesn't mean breaking all of the laws of physics.
 
2013-07-12 06:30:26 PM  
Atomic Blumpkin
Freak Sadness
Boisenberry Slam
Clarence Murderbot
Zamfir Unleashed
Power Cloaca
Scud Buster Yambag
Vagina Future
 
2013-07-12 06:35:28 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: nitefallz: scottydoesntknow: A current drone, such as a Predator armed with Hellfire missiles, would make quick work of that dude.
But the fight scenes would be boring. And so we get Transformers-like things.
Meh.

A few hellfire missiles are going to take down a 300 foot, 2000 ton monster?


Considering that the trailers showed that conventional weaponry didn't seem to work, it's a strange thing for him to have a nitpick on.

Wild Mass Guessing: The kaijus have an outrageous healing factor that requires a singular massive damaging strike to kill or injure them?


SPOILER ALERT!!!!

Just got back from seeing Pacific Rim. Early on in the movie, they talk about the first kaiju that shows up; 30 miles later, tens of thousands of people dead, they managed to kill it with missiles and tanks. The 2nd and 3rd monsters the same thing, they're finally killed but not after ravaging places like Seattle and Manila.

Fast forward to the current movie time, a few years after the monsters began appearing. Now they've got giant armored suits controlled by two humans, but rather than arming them with larger missiles and tank guns, which have been proven to kill the monsters, they basically beat them to death with their fists or use a short range "plasma cannon" that takes forever to warm up.

The monsters keep getting bigger, and better armed, and appear more and more often, faster than the humans can build the giant jaeger suits. Politicians decide to end the jaeger program and build a gigantic wall along the Pacific Coast (yeah they decide to do this), but the kaiju smash right through it. The final suit, a retired MkIII, is brought out of storage and upgraded with a pair of swords as well as a rapid fire plasma cannon (that still takes forever to warm up). The other jaeger suits, though, aren't armed with similar weaponry even though they are newer models. The swords are very effective as shown in the final battles, which makes me wonder why they weren't added to the other suits.
 
2013-07-12 06:35:30 PM  

Mikey1969: PsyLord: Dafuq is this shiat?  Subby should be ashamed of submitting this and the mod should stop drinking... NOW.

I'm sorry, 'Vandersloot Assgiraffe' made me laugh loud enough for people to look at me. It was worth clicking on the page.


And now I finally have a name for my Aruban Steel Drums tribute band!
 
2013-07-12 06:41:33 PM  
I grew up on monsters and mecha, deep in the guts of the 70's and early 80's.  This movie was fan-farking-tastic.  I'm going again tomorrow.

The 3-D is entertaining and well done, but ultimately not necessary.  If you can get 2D Imax, do that.  There is a stunning amount of detail on the Jaegers and the kaiju.  The kaiju are so Del Toro you could barf.  It's Gundam Wing: Lovecraft.  At the Mountains of Macross.  It definitely riffs decades of Gojira flicks, but does so in a distinctly cracked-out Hellboy style.
 
2013-07-12 06:42:20 PM  

Ringshadow: If we've been fighting Kaiju (sea dwelling giant monsters) for twenty years why do we still have coastal cities? Why not pack everyone's shiat, move to Kansas and bait the Kaiju onto large chunks of now-empty land to deal with them?

/in theory any large sea-dwelling creature will start to organ crush if on land too long!


I see the flaw in your cunning plan.
 
2013-07-12 06:44:38 PM  
For what it's worth, I just got back from the movie and, while it was not possessed of an abundance of the depth that I've come to expect of Del Toro, it was very entertaining.
 
2013-07-12 06:58:04 PM  
Those who have gone:  Were there a lot of people in the theatres?  The "Box office pundits" are still assuring me that Adam Sandler is going to beat this because "it can't overcome poor tracking".
 
2013-07-12 06:59:32 PM  
Every scene in that movie that involved humans did not work.

By did not work I mean cringe inducing, horrible awkward scenes. The non American accents are not bad but appalling, and inconsistent, and this is a symptom of the director not caring about characters. If it were all robots and fighting, it would have made more sense, but it was the stupidest piece of shiat I have seen in a while. It was a comedy without jokes. It was just too awful to play to an adult audience.

Oh and the

Cyno01: Its my understanding from something i read a while back that the reason for giant robots instead of conventional weapons is that the Kaijus blood is extremely toxic and volatile, they blew up one of the first ones and turned, iirc, Tiujana or somewhere into a poisinous no mans land. Better to beat them to death and contain things. I think there was also some big cauterizing sword in one of the trailers?


There is a sword. It's too stupid to think about. Blood goes everywhere, they never revisit the toxic thing, to the point where people handle to corpses with their bare hands and apparently people eat it. And they use nukes to blow up one in the end (spoiler alert).
 
2013-07-12 07:43:16 PM  

Hollie Maea: Those who have gone:  Were there a lot of people in the theatres?  The "Box office pundits" are still assuring me that Adam Sandler is going to beat this because "it can't overcome poor tracking".


It was pretty crowded. About 75%+, but for some reason, the theater picked a smaller screen. But people were cheering, laughing, holy shiatting, and applauding. And no, it's not much of movie for adults, but so what? It's the ultimate kids' (boys') movie, hands down. If this doesn't win best VFX at the Oscars', they should just cancel the category, b/c they clearly have no farking clue what they're doing (like picking Brave as best animated picture).
 
2013-07-12 07:55:36 PM  

Hollie Maea: Those who have gone:  Were there a lot of people in the theatres?  The "Box office pundits" are still assuring me that Adam Sandler is going to beat this because "it can't overcome poor tracking".


At a 10pm showing last night there were already lots of people in line by 9pm, but when the movie started the theater was only around 75% full. It seems like the kind of movie where if you're excited about it then you're really excited and will show up early, but there are also large demographics of people with no interest in the movie, so overall, showings won't sell out and it won't make as much money.
 
2013-07-12 08:05:33 PM  
SPOILERS

Why didnt they use the goddamn swords the whole time?? They freaking sharknadoed a monster with the sword under water.
 
2013-07-12 08:13:06 PM  

Trocadero: b/c they clearly have no farking clue what they're doing


I was convinced of that when Cloud Atlas wasn't even nominated for makeup
 
2013-07-12 08:23:42 PM  

Swoop1809: SPOILERS

Why didnt they use the goddamn swords the whole time?? They freaking sharknadoed a monster with the sword under water.


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You mean to tell me you could have taken your hand out of those cuffs at anytime?
No, not anytime. Only when it was funny!

They saved the sword for a big dramatic moment in the fight. Tension and pacing trump logic in this regard. It made the end of that fight more exciting.
 
2013-07-12 08:24:13 PM  

CptnSpldng: Ringshadow: If we've been fighting Kaiju (sea dwelling giant monsters) for twenty years why do we still have coastal cities? Why not pack everyone's shiat, move to Kansas and bait the Kaiju onto large chunks of now-empty land to deal with them?

/in theory any large sea-dwelling creature will start to organ crush if on land too long!

I see the flaw in your cunning plan.


Look sunshine I'm not claiming it'll be enjoyable but it will be reasonably seamonster proof.

/lived in Kansas 12 years
//not fun, but survivable
 
2013-07-12 08:25:16 PM  
Loved the movie.  Not great but Goddamn it was a fun movie.

If you are looking for Citizen Kane, shut up, it's a movie about giant robots killing giant monsters.

BTW, it was my understanding that you were supposed to believe that the monsters adapted to the weapons meaning that missles might not work a second and third time around.  The monsters also adapted their fighting styles to account for the robot tactics, hence the fight in Hong Kong with the EMP type weapon
 
2013-07-12 08:31:14 PM  

Swoop1809: SPOILERS

Why didnt they use the goddamn swords the whole time?? They freaking sharknadoed a monster with the sword under water.


It's for dramatic effect. This movie is not meant to be realistic. It's a live action anime, two steps away from being Gurren Lagann (which is the ultimate in "we're going to gleefully fark logic and realism and everyone's going to love every minute of it!") Its a long-established trope of withholding your game-breaking supermove until the last minute. Who knows, maybe it had to charge up, or it uses resources when deployed that are needed for earlier in the fight, like the Elbow Rocket. How, I don't know. Who cares. Don't worry about it, and release your inner child while watching this movie
 
2013-07-12 08:40:07 PM  

CptnSpldng: Ringshadow: If we've been fighting Kaiju (sea dwelling giant monsters) for twenty years why do we still have coastal cities? Why not pack everyone's shiat, move to Kansas and bait the Kaiju onto large chunks of now-empty land to deal with them?

/in theory any large sea-dwelling creature will start to organ crush if on land too long!

I see the flaw in your cunning plan.


The entire pacific (all of it) just went "yeah, would rather die"
 
2013-07-12 08:43:32 PM  
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Oh, THAT is gonna get used as Farkie note.
 
2013-07-12 09:11:56 PM  
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2013-07-12 09:12:24 PM  

KhamanV: The kaiju are so Del Toro you could barf.  It's Gundam Wing: Lovecraft.  At the Mountains of Macross.  It definitely riffs decades of Gojira flicks, but does so in a distinctly cracked-out Hellboy style.


I need to borrow this description, and I do this as tribute
 
2013-07-12 09:15:03 PM  
Anyone else catch the GlaDOS-esque line? Something like "Neural Bridge is now disconnected, would you like to try again?" I was grinning everytime the AI spoke, but that line was so very very GlaDOS.
 
2013-07-12 09:18:42 PM  

ClintonKun: Anyone else catch the GlaDOS-esque line? Something like "Neural Bridge is now disconnected, would you like to try again?" I was grinning everytime the AI spoke, but that line was so very very GlaDOS.


Heh, my girlfriend just started playing Portal and hadn't seen the trailer that featured her voice. At that scene, she turned to me and said "Is that GlaDOS?!"
 
2013-07-12 09:20:46 PM  

Smelly McUgly: I honestly didn't see the Benedict Cumberbatch one coming. That was genuinely funny. All the other hyperbolically-fake-and-ridiculous names were a set-up for that one actual name at the end.

 
2013-07-12 09:23:41 PM  

scottydoesntknow: ClintonKun: Anyone else catch the GlaDOS-esque line? Something like "Neural Bridge is now disconnected, would you like to try again?" I was grinning everytime the AI spoke, but that line was so very very GlaDOS.

Heh, my girlfriend just started playing Portal and hadn't seen the trailer that featured her voice. At that scene, she turned to me and said "Is that GlaDOS?!"


Yeah, I was expecting the AI to go nutty at some point, or something like the Aperture Science logo on one of the equipment. The movie was ridiculously full of little details, as to be expected from a del Toro film, like the bellows on Charlie Day's Kaiju Drifting machine or the dead fish after the nuke, so I wouldn't count out an easter egg like the Aperture logo being somewhere in the background.
 
2013-07-12 09:56:09 PM  

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That is waaaaay funnier than it should be.
 
2013-07-12 10:00:19 PM  
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2013-07-12 10:09:43 PM  
I was saying Boo-urns
 
2013-07-12 10:21:09 PM  
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2013-07-12 10:41:49 PM  

Trocadero: Just got back. Movie kicks all sorts of ass, sideways, upside down, etc. I've seen a lot of dumb action sci-fi junk over the years, but this looked the best. It's simply gorgeous, beautiful. Yeah, there's a definitive sag in the middle, when the humans have to do human stuff. It's not good, but it's not so terrible as to derail the greatest action beat downs in cinema. Also, it's just cheesy/campy enough to be endearing. I mean, it's a big time summer blockbuster, but that's still Jax from SAMCRO, walking around the Jaeger base w/ his pants in his hand, acting like he's about to grab his bike and go after Clay (who's also in this movie!) Also, there's a goofy plot contrivance to get Jax's robot fighting solo in Hong Kong that's got to be one of the dumbest, funniest, and most memorable lines in sci-fi history. It's like the ultimate hipster rallying cry, and it makes the movie better, BECAUSE it's so dumb. Also, the Russian pilots in their gear look totally bad-ass, that's going to be a very popular Halloween/cosplay get up for years to come.

A+. Its silly flaws somehow make it better. Simply the best visual effects I've ever seen. And Idris Elba got me pregnant, and I'm a dude.

/"It's the end of the world. You want to die here, or in a Jaeger?"
//table finishes their shots


All a' dis.  Thanks so much for writing this for me.

//I'm not a dude, but otherwise, spot on
 
2013-07-12 10:47:29 PM  
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2013-07-12 10:59:20 PM  

Trocadero: Just got back. Movie kicks all sorts of ass, sideways, upside down, etc. I've seen a lot of dumb action sci-fi junk over the years, but this looked the best. It's simply gorgeous, beautiful. Yeah, there's a definitive sag in the middle, when the humans have to do human stuff. It's not good, but it's not so terrible as to derail the greatest action beat downs in cinema. Also, it's just cheesy/campy enough to be endearing. I mean, it's a big time summer blockbuster, but that's still Jax from SAMCRO, walking around the Jaeger base w/ his pants in his hand, acting like he's about to grab his bike and go after Clay (who's also in this movie!) Also, there's a goofy plot contrivance to get Jax's robot fighting solo in Hong Kong that's got to be one of the dumbest, funniest, and most memorable lines in sci-fi history. It's like the ultimate hipster rallying cry, and it makes the movie better, BECAUSE it's so dumb. Also, the Russian pilots in their gear look totally bad-ass, that's going to be a very popular Halloween/cosplay get up for years to come.

A+. Its silly flaws somehow make it better. Simply the best visual effects I've ever seen. And Idris Elba got me pregnant, and I'm a dude.

/"It's the end of the world. You want to die here, or in a Jaeger?"
//table finishes their shots


Yeah, that was the kind of line that would cause a lot of criticy nitpickers to jump at it and show how it's contradicted by the electronics on the Jaeger and so on and so on. But you know what, I'm sure del Toro and his team knew it and decided not to worry about it, because why? Because fark logic and kick reason to the curb, we're doing this because it's AWESOME, that's why! And they succeeded!

This movie was the best example of the Rule of Awesome since Gurren Lagann and and did it in the best, feel-good fark-yeah way. I've seen other movies try doing the Rule of Awesome and fail, like the Transformers movies, but Pacific Rim succeeded so very well at it.
 
2013-07-12 11:21:25 PM  
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2013-07-12 11:23:10 PM  
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2013-07-12 11:24:19 PM  
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2013-07-12 11:25:21 PM  
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2013-07-12 11:26:40 PM  
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2013-07-12 11:59:41 PM  
This movie was awesome.  Saw it tonight in IMAX with my nephew, who grinned throughout the movie.  Stayed for the "stinger" after the credits.


/"Today we are cancelling the apocalypse!"
//Idris Elba is all sorts of awesome.
 
2013-07-13 12:33:00 AM  

Walker: Looks like a Power Rangers movie without the campy humor. Pass.


You are missing out, it was great. Of the movies I have recently seen it is the best one so far, this includes Iron man 3, Oblivion, World War z, GI JOE retaliation, etc. If I actually had to pay to go to the theater this would be the only one I would pay for to see
 
2013-07-13 12:45:21 AM  
Saw it in 3D reclining in a very comfy chair after a martini.  Great fun and good summer escapism. It's giant robots beating the hell out of monsters. It's not high cinema but it was a great time.
 
2013-07-13 01:09:19 AM  
Saw it, liked it.

I know it goes against general movie critique, but you're really better off not questioning why they have the Jaegers to fight the Kaiju. It's a flimsy premise and we all know it, but this movie exists to have giant robots fight giant monsters. The story simply exists for the purpose of putting those pieces in place in the most logical way possible.

Even so, Del Toro did a great job on this one. The characters are basic tropes, but they're enjoyable enough. Charlie Day in particular really knocks his role out of the park and steals every scene he appears in. Yeah, he's still basically channeling his Always Sunny character into a science-nerd, but it's still really enjoyable and keeps things from getting too serious. Perlman was likewise really enjoyable, and I wish we'd gotten more of him. I really liked the idea of there being a black market for kaiju parts, since the clean-up portion of giant monster fights is often overlooked.

Most importantly, the movie does a really good job at letting the viewer know what's happening in the fight. Unlike every single fight in Transformers, where everything just turns into a steel-colored blur of nonsense, the fights here are well-choreographed and easy to follow, which is a godsend. Bay should be forced to watch this film on repeat before he dares ever bring Transformers around again.

/if I have one complaint, it's that I really had a hard time buying that everyone would stop building the effective giant robots in favor of a giant freakin' wall
//seriously, you'd think they would be cranking them out nonstop if only because the military would love the endless funding
///my bet is the wall had some really good lobbyists
 
2013-07-13 01:31:42 AM  
Here's the thing: if Michael Bay released the exact same f*cking movie, it would be universally panned and there would be a nonstop Fark hatefest over it. The fact that a great dramatic filmmaker can make a piece of steaming sh*t like this and get a pass just because of who he is makes me want to dropkick a bunny rabbit.
 
2013-07-13 01:36:00 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Here's the thing: if Michael Bay released the exact same f*cking movie, it would be universally panned and there would be a nonstop Fark hatefest over it. The fact that a great dramatic filmmaker can make a piece of steaming sh*t like this and get a pass just because of who he is makes me want to dropkick a bunny rabbit.


Same material, done differently.  If you give two people a sea bass, and one makes it with a light garlic breading with a hint of lemon and the other rolls it around in yard debris before deep frying it, I imagine one would be favored and one would be universally panned.
 
2013-07-13 01:48:45 AM  

wildcardjack: I have a general criticism for giant standing tanks or flip flopping spacecraft in sci-fi...

If you move a 100 foot arm (or moment arm) with the same angular speed as a human arm; you'll shred any material you could use to build it.

Unless you've got control over mass-inertia. Then you can write a blank cheque.


They actually did a really good job creating a sense of weight in this one. With a few (noteable) exceptions the Jaegers and the Kaiju are all believably heavy in motion, despite the obvious impossibility of them being in motion in the first place.

Great movie. Went to see Hunnam, Perlman, Day and Elba ham it up while giant robots rocket-punched giant monsters in the face and everyone but Elba delivered. Of course, by that mean he brought some real chops while everyone else happily chewed scenery.

I will pay money to see this again in some format at some point in the future, which these days is really saying something.
 
2013-07-13 01:54:56 AM  
I might have gone to see the movie this morning, but I slept so poorly the previous day, I just crashed for 12 hours of sleep instead.  I'll have to find some other early morning showing.
 
2013-07-13 01:55:36 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Here's the thing: if Michael Bay released the exact same f*cking movie, it would be universally panned and there would be a nonstop Fark hatefest over it. The fact that a great dramatic filmmaker can make a piece of steaming sh*t like this and get a pass just because of who he is makes me want to dropkick a bunny rabbit.


Ah, but could Michael Bay release the same movie?

No.
 
2013-07-13 02:09:03 AM  

Shadowknight: HotWingAgenda: Here's the thing: if Michael Bay released the exact same f*cking movie, it would be universally panned and there would be a nonstop Fark hatefest over it. The fact that a great dramatic filmmaker can make a piece of steaming sh*t like this and get a pass just because of who he is makes me want to dropkick a bunny rabbit.

Same material, done differently.  If you give two people a sea bass, and one makes it with a light garlic breading with a hint of lemon and the other rolls it around in yard debris before deep frying it, I imagine one would be favored and one would be universally panned.


Exactly. VERY different approach. For one thing, to start out, del Toro is a geek and Bay is a fratboy. This is incredibly self-evident in the way they direct. For example, in every scene, the Jaegers and Kaiju are lovingly cinematographed, even when their wrestling. It's obviously made by a man who loves to geek out over robots and monsters. The Transformers, in contrast, are there to make explosions and crack jokes. The Transformers are obviously designed by geeks, because there's lots of lovely details, but Bay never gives the camera a chance to give us a good look. The only time Bay gives the camera a good time to stay in place for more than two seconds is if there's an ass on screen. With Pacific Rim, if del Toro had the chance to give us a good 5-minute tracking shot of Gipsy Danger showing off every little detail, I'm sure he would.

Another thing is del Toro's approach to characters. Though somewhat cliched, each of them have enough quirks to make them unique, except maybe the main character, though this is not the only film to have had trouble recently getting their main white male twenty-thirty something lead to be unique, so I don't take too much off for that. We all know del Toro's good at putting out good strong main characters. Hellboy, anyone? So, it's more a problem of recent trends in movies than anything else. Anyways, look at the way del Toro and Bay approach their main female characters. Megan Fox and what's her name from the 3rd Transformers were only there to bring two things. Tits and ass. And a third, get in danger, I guess. Bay is a fratboy, he doesn't look at women as anything less. Meanwhile, Rinko Kikuchi's character in Pacific Rim, Mako, is an actual human character. She has a tragic backstory, she's shy, she's badass. And, perhaps the thing most in contrast to Bay's style, there are absolutely no scenes where the camera is admiring her body. In fact, her body is pretty normal compared to Bay's surgically-enhanced bimbos. The least she wears is a tank top and sweatpants. If Bay were directing this, he'd probably cast someone with big boobs who'd probably wear a bikini instead of armor.

So, yeah, apple and oranges. People think this is a good movie because it IS a good movie.
 
2013-07-13 08:31:15 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Here's the thing: if Michael Bay released the exact same f*cking movie, it would be universally panned and there would be a nonstop Fark hatefest over it. The fact that a great dramatic filmmaker can make a piece of steaming sh*t like this and get a pass just because of who he is makes me want to dropkick a bunny rabbit.


If Michael Bay did it - and he pretty much has - the fight scenes between giant, building-sized robots would be a close-up blur of elbows smashing into breastplates. What has been missing from these sorts of movies has been a sense of scale and context that these monsters and robots exist in the real world and that their battles have mass and weight.
 
2013-07-13 09:05:08 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: HotWingAgenda: Here's the thing: if Michael Bay released the exact same f*cking movie, it would be universally panned and there would be a nonstop Fark hatefest over it. The fact that a great dramatic filmmaker can make a piece of steaming sh*t like this and get a pass just because of who he is makes me want to dropkick a bunny rabbit.

If Michael Bay did it - and he pretty much has - the fight scenes between giant, building-sized robots would be a close-up blur of elbows smashing into breastplates. What has been missing from these sorts of movies has been a sense of scale and context that these monsters and robots exist in the real world and that their battles have mass and weight.


I agree. The big fight in Hong Kong was dramatic because you could see what was happening throughout the carnage. Bay would have had so many closeups that you wouldn't be able to tell which jaeger was fighting which monster or who was winning.

As for why all the jaegers didn't have swords I can only think it's a cultural thing. The Russian jaeger had big metal fists and a lot of guns in its chest. The Chinese jaeger had three arms and extendable blades. The US jaegers had the plasma cannons. The swords appear to have been retrofitted to the Gipsy Danger jaeger at the last minute, but damn they were effective.

/building a stupid wall around the Pacific?
//what do you do about the rivers
///my wife pointed out the politician wanting the walls looked like Romney
////maybe he had invested in wall contractors instead of jaeger construction
 
2013-07-13 09:11:39 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Here's the thing: if Michael Bay released the exact same f*cking movie, it would be universally panned and there would be a nonstop Fark hatefest over it. The fact that a great dramatic filmmaker can make a piece of steaming sh*t like this and get a pass just because of who he is makes me want to dropkick a bunny rabbit.


Here's the thing: if McDonald's made this exact same Filet Mignon, it would be universally panned and there would be a nonstop Fark hatefest over it.

This is how stupid you sound.
 
2013-07-13 01:04:06 PM  
Did anyone else think that Charlie Day's character looked exactly like JJ Abrams?
 
2013-07-13 01:10:24 PM  
Saw Pacific Rim last night and enjoyed the hell out of it.

Back in the halcyon days of Battle of the Planets, Starblazers, Voltron and Robotech, the characters were hilariously one-dismensional.  The big chief always gruff but occasionally fatherly; the male lead always a young hotshot gifted beyond any of his peers--but with a mile-wide rebellious streak; the scientists/doctors always bumbling comic relief...

No, it's not Citizen Kane, but it tipped its hat to the conventions of the genre and let me remember what it was to be 8 and watching anime shows that had a different sensibility than the ubiquitous Disney or Hanna-Barbera cartoons.

All you need to ask yourself is "Does seeing a giant mech punch a giant monster in the head sound like a good time?"  If the answer is yes, go see it.
 
2013-07-13 01:27:32 PM  
I just watched the movie.  I enjoyed it.  I do have to agree that they should have more scenes with the Jaegers fighting the Kaiju during the daytime.  Also, they really need to pan out of the shot at times (why so many close ups?)
 
2013-07-13 01:35:52 PM  

Walker: Looks like a Power Rangers movie without the campy humor. Pass.

Power Rangers: Humans sit in giant robots and fight giant monsters.
Pacific Rim: Humans sit in giant robots and fight giant monsters.


Good god your young.

Robots fighting monsters...

G-Force, voltron? many many others. go get a history.
 
2013-07-13 03:28:27 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Did anyone else think that Charlie Day's character looked exactly like JJ Abrams?


Apparently, that was intentional. His whole personality is based upon JJ as well.
 
2013-07-13 05:53:12 PM  

Klaumbaz: Walker: Looks like a Power Rangers movie without the campy humor. Pass.

Power Rangers: Humans sit in giant robots and fight giant monsters.
Pacific Rim: Humans sit in giant robots and fight giant monsters.

Good god your young.

Robots fighting monsters...

G-Force, voltron? many many others. go get a history.

Ultraman.
Giant Robo aka Jonny Sokko and his Flying Robot.
Force Five aka Mazinger, Getter Robo G, et al.
Tetsujin 28 aka Gigantor.
Science Ninja Team Gatchaman aka Battle Of the Planets/G-Force/Eagle Riders
Even MMPR's original DNA goes back quite a bit as Super Sentai, and owes a nod to the Japanese version of Spider-Man.

And more recently you can youtube shows like GaoGaiGar, Gurren Lagann, Godannar, and oh so many other big honkin' robots beating the snot out of the monster of the week.  And like the three I just mentioned, they tend to throw physics out the window, then jump on it's gut.  While being over the top awesome.
 
2013-07-13 06:49:25 PM  
Saw it today, and had lots of fun.

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/late to the party
 
2013-07-13 08:03:00 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: Klaumbaz: Walker: Looks like a Power Rangers movie without the campy humor. Pass.

Power Rangers: Humans sit in giant robots and fight giant monsters.
Pacific Rim: Humans sit in giant robots and fight giant monsters.

Good god your young.

Robots fighting monsters...

G-Force, voltron? many many others. go get a history.
Ultraman.
Giant Robo aka Jonny Sokko and his Flying Robot.
Force Five aka Mazinger, Getter Robo G, et al.
Tetsujin 28 aka Gigantor.
Science Ninja Team Gatchaman aka Battle Of the Planets/G-Force/Eagle Riders
Even MMPR's original DNA goes back quite a bit as Super Sentai, and owes a nod to the Japanese version of Spider-Man.

And more recently you can youtube shows like GaoGaiGar, Gurren Lagann, Godannar, and oh so many other big honkin' robots beating the snot out of the monster of the week.  And like the three I just mentioned, they tend to throw physics out the window, then jump on it's gut.  While being over the top awesome.


This is exactly why I get really annoyed when people defend this movie by saying, "Hey, at least it's not a sequel, prequel or reboot of something!!!  It's a totally original idea!"

Nope; it really, really isn't.  Some of the details and history behind the story are unique, but overall, this is not an original idea.
 
2013-07-14 12:44:45 AM  

Thurston Howell: Saw Pacific Rim last night and enjoyed the hell out of it.

Back in the halcyon days of Battle of the Planets, Starblazers, Voltron and Robotech, the characters were hilariously one-dismensional.  The big chief always gruff but occasionally fatherly; the male lead always a young hotshot gifted beyond any of his peers--but with a mile-wide rebellious streak; the scientists/doctors always bumbling comic relief...

No, it's not Citizen Kane, but it tipped its hat to the conventions of the genre and let me remember what it was to be 8 and watching anime shows that had a different sensibility than the ubiquitous Disney or Hanna-Barbera cartoons.

All you need to ask yourself is "Does seeing a giant mech punch a giant monster in the head sound like a good time?"  If the answer is yes, go see it.


Exactly. Exactly, exactly, exactly.

This movie is a pastiche of mecha anime genre conventions tailored to live action american cinema. It's jam-packed with subtle but loving nods to its source material. The quiet unassuming Japanese girl who's the gruff commander's adoptive daughter? She even has the realistic equivalent to Ayanami Rei's haircut and freaking blue fringes on her hair.

For what it's worth I was drunk off my ass, but I have never had this much fun at the movies in my adult life. It's not a deep, cerebral film and it's not trying to be--but there is so much more to it than explosions and CGI. It absolutely sings of a director who knows and understands the genre and the audience. It's very straightforward but it farking DELIVERS.
 
2013-07-14 12:47:29 AM  
The first deployment of Gypsy Danger reminded me a lot of Mech anime and how they are shown being deployed.  It hit the right spot.
 
2013-07-14 02:39:17 AM  
Well, there's a reason many people were getting a GLaDOS/Portal vibe from the clip. That's because it actually IS GLaDOS. The voiceover work is done by GLaDOS's Ellen McLain. It's not just her however, she's had her voice run through nearly the exact same alteration process as in Portal, which is why the two sound identical.
 
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