Sybarite: Bravo, subby.[media.fresnobee.com image 174x250][2.bp.blogspot.com image 200x148]
advex101: I knew an old guy that used to have a convertible. When people were tailgating him on the interstate he said that he would flip a marble up into the air stream over his windshield and bounce it off of the front of the car/windshield of the tailgater. They never saw it coming because he would flip it up with his thumb (so he said). Crazy old dude.
PacManDreaming: FTA: "At the trailer, they found the slingshot, live ammunition, a barrel of gunpowder and reloading material, Curtice said."So...he had a muzzle loading slingshot?
Your Company's Computer Guy: "Live" slingshot ammunition? Really?
bdub77: Your Company's Computer Guy: "Live" slingshot ammunition? Really?That's like adding 'tactical' to everything: tactical shotgun (really? a shotgun isn't tactical to begin with?), tactical billyclub, tactical pants (or as I like to call them, khakis with pockets), tactical flashlight (one that requires 10 D batteries), tactical vibrator (one that requires 10 D batteries), tactical ice cream, tactical cheeseburger with tactical fries.
redlegrick: Whenever I see the word "live ammunition", I think, what, is it squirming when you load it?
bdub77: tactical ice cream, tactical cheeseburger with tactical fries.
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