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(Fresno Bee)   Can't sleep? Why not try and shoot out passing car windows with marbles? Featuring Ed O'Neil as the shooter   (fresnobee.com) divider line 35
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2013-07-12 09:42:44 AM  
Bravo, subby.

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2013-07-12 10:05:04 AM  
Why not try and shoot out passing car windows with marbles?

Or try "to" even.
 
2013-07-12 10:15:47 AM  
I had a car vandalized like this a few years ago...there was a wave of it going on and the cops at first couldn't figure it out, because the marbles would disintegrate upon smashing the window, leaving little evidence of a projectile.
 
2013-07-12 10:20:39 AM  
Gill was booked on felony charges.

I'm guessing the felony charges aren't "vandalism".
 
2013-07-12 10:20:44 AM  
I knew an old guy that used to have a convertible.  When people were tailgating him on the interstate he said that he would flip a marble up into the air stream over his windshield and bounce it off of the front of the car/windshield of the tailgater.  They never saw it coming because he would flip it up with his thumb (so he said).  Crazy old dude.
 
2013-07-12 10:22:59 AM  
He had a barrel of gunpowder in his trailer? I can't help but picture old Yosemite Sam cartoons when I hear "barrel of gunpowder".
 
2013-07-12 10:23:55 AM  
He hates those cans!
 
2013-07-12 10:23:58 AM  

Sybarite: Bravo, subby.

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2013-07-12 10:29:16 AM  
Officers complained that during questioning, the accused would not stop talking about the time he scored 4 touchdowns in a single football game.
 
2013-07-12 10:35:14 AM  
I think we need to give this guy a break, he's married and he's got kids.
 
2013-07-12 10:39:06 AM  

advex101: I knew an old guy that used to have a convertible.  When people were tailgating him on the interstate he said that he would flip a marble up into the air stream over his windshield and bounce it off of the front of the car/windshield of the tailgater.  They never saw it coming because he would flip it up with his thumb (so he said).  Crazy old dude.


I used to do that with pennies through the sunroof.
Atlanta drivers.
 
2013-07-12 10:43:52 AM  
FTA: "At the trailer, they found the slingshot, live ammunition, a barrel of gunpowder and reloading material, Curtice said."

So...he had a muzzle loading slingshot?
 
2013-07-12 10:51:40 AM  
And now the surprise buttsex will keep him awake...
 
2013-07-12 10:52:16 AM  

PacManDreaming: FTA: "At the trailer, they found the slingshot, live ammunition, a barrel of gunpowder and reloading material, Curtice said."

So...he had a muzzle loading slingshot?


Yep. and it fires marbles.
 
2013-07-12 11:00:01 AM  
"Live" slingshot ammunition? Really?
 
2013-07-12 11:04:25 AM  

Your Company's Computer Guy: "Live" slingshot ammunition? Really?


That's like adding 'tactical' to everything: tactical shotgun (really? a shotgun isn't tactical to begin with?), tactical billyclub, tactical pants (or as I like to call them, khakis with pockets),  tactical flashlight (one that requires 10 D batteries),  tactical vibrator (one that requires 10 D batteries), tactical ice cream, tactical cheeseburger with tactical fries.
 
2013-07-12 11:31:43 AM  
Unless they had a warrant, why would this dumbass let the cops into his house to find all that stuff? Especially since he knew he was guilty.
 
2013-07-12 11:39:04 AM  
A real life 'Psycho Dad' ?
 
2013-07-12 11:42:36 AM  
Deputies found broken glass on Tollhouse Road, then contacted Gill. At the trailer, they found the slingshot, live ammunition, a barrel of gunpowder and reloading material, Curtice said.

Read more here: http://www.fresnobee.com/2013/07/11/3383523/accused-clovis-marble-sho o ter.html#storylink=cpy

Maybe they mean a loaded ad-hoc muzzle loader, but how can a marble be 'live'.  It is not a package with primer contained in brass.

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 Unless they had a warrant, why would this dumbass let the cops into his house to find all that stuff? Especially since he knew he was guilty.

Guessing they either had probably had a warrrant or he was just dumb because he was trying to kill people driving by.
 
2013-07-12 11:43:42 AM  

Your Company's Computer Guy: "Live" slingshot ammunition? Really?


I would assume he had hand-loaded ammunition for a firearm.
 
2013-07-12 11:50:33 AM  
Reloading equipment is not that uncommon a thing and one does need powder as a necessary component. With everyone hoarding ammo, reloaders are hoarding supplies as well. And I would wonder how they quantify a "barrel".

That said, if I had as my accomplishments being married to Katy Sagal and Sofia Vergara I wouldn't be out shooting marbles at cars.
 
2013-07-12 11:53:09 AM  

bdub77: Your Company's Computer Guy: "Live" slingshot ammunition? Really?

That's like adding 'tactical' to everything: tactical shotgun (really? a shotgun isn't tactical to begin with?), tactical billyclub, tactical pants (or as I like to call them, khakis with pockets),  tactical flashlight (one that requires 10 D batteries),  tactical vibrator (one that requires 10 D batteries), tactical ice cream, tactical cheeseburger with tactical fries.


Tactical pizza...
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2013-07-12 12:02:44 PM  
I'd be on his side if these targeted cars were blasting 'oontz-oontz-oontz' at 3AM.
 
2013-07-12 12:16:27 PM  
The dumbass deserves what he gets.  Assholes like that deserve the ass-farking that the insurance companies are sure to give him.  That being said...

...does anyone else here have a small, primitive, "eight-year-old's" part of their brain whispering that this would be hella fun?

/I would spend money to do this in a real VR simulator if it was indistinguishable from reality.
 
2013-07-12 12:17:20 PM  
"Should I shoot marbles at cars and risk arrest and public humiliation, or have sex with Peg?
 Yep...pass me the marbles!"

/Actually thought Peg was hot
//my impetuous youth
 
2013-07-12 12:24:18 PM  
Was it an assault slingshot? HORRORS! THINK OF THE CHILLINS!
 
2013-07-12 12:30:29 PM  
Whenever I see the word "live ammunition", I think, what, is it squirming when you load it?
 
2013-07-12 12:35:05 PM  

redlegrick: Whenever I see the word "live ammunition", I think, what, is it squirming when you load it?


When I read your comment my brain registered "lithe", so I've got the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-07-12 01:48:13 PM  

redlegrick: Whenever I see the word "live ammunition", I think, what, is it squirming when you load it?



Your fleshborers need to be fairly fresh if you want them to be effective.
 
2013-07-12 02:17:10 PM  
I use to know a guy who would go to the junk yard, twist off some lug nuts with the stem, drive down main street and with a wrist rocket would fire them into the businesses with large plate glass about once every 2 months.  His reasoning was that marbles and other things would draw suspicion but a twisted off lug nut on a main street..??
 
2013-07-12 02:36:57 PM  

bdub77: Your Company's Computer Guy: "Live" slingshot ammunition? Really?

That's like adding 'tactical' to everything: tactical shotgun (really? a shotgun isn't tactical to begin with?), tactical billyclub, tactical pants (or as I like to call them, khakis with pockets),  tactical flashlight (one that requires 10 D batteries),  tactical vibrator (one that requires 10 D batteries), tactical ice cream, tactical cheeseburger with tactical fries.


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You forgot the tactical turtleneck.

/tactleneck, if you will
 
2013-07-12 02:58:25 PM  
Woaaaaaaaaaah, Bundy!
 
2013-07-12 03:41:12 PM  
Did you miss me?
With every marble so far.
 
2013-07-12 05:04:06 PM  
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2013-07-13 03:27:50 PM  

bdub77: tactical ice cream, tactical cheeseburger with tactical fries.


Don't forget the tactical bacon.
 
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